#baby sharks

[bunnymcfoo]

So @pacific-coast-hockey and I attended the live auction for the Cuda's ugly sweaters last night and man, it was extremely entertaining and well worth the price of admission (free). He got photos, and I think he's going to add them here, but I kept track of which jerseys went for what, and a few random notes. So here's my half!

IN ORDER:

Radim Šimek - $1400 - I've very rarely seen Simmer look that pleased by anything, and it was a genuine treat to see him smiling over the very active bidding war for his jersey

Tanner Kaspick - $750

Cole Cassels - $900

Leon Gawanke - $925 - his jersey went to someone holding up a Go Gawanke sign, which was very cute

Scott Sabourin - $1550 - I think there was some recency bias at play with the bidding here, given his fight and jazz hands on Friday night. He was not smiling the way the other guys were & Kasper and I were joking that he wanted to go HOME

Nathan Todd - $950 - that man has a very shiny bald head

Shakir Mukhamadullin - $1200 - he looked very adorably pleased by the bidding war and this total

Ozzy Wiesblatt - $1075

Magnus Chrona - $1050 - His jersey went to someone wearing his University of Denver hoodie and he looked extremely happy about it

Ethan Cardwell - $1000 - Guys, I cannot tell you how adorable Cardsy and every single thing he does are. Holding up his jersey to be auctioned was no exception

Brandon Coe - $850

Nikolai Knyzhov - $1050 - I have no notes here but please know I love Knyzy and would die for him

Daniil Gushchin - $950 - I'm genuinely surprised this didn't go higher? Also, as I type this he's not listed on the roster on the Cuda's website, but that doesn't mean anything. I hope. 😬

Bradley Marek - $850

Bradley Kemp - $900 - he looked quietly pleased at this and I'm more than a little shocked that his jersey went for more than Coe's

Valtteri Pulli - $850

Eetu Mäkiniemi - $900 - how on Earth did his jersey not go for more? It's an enteral mystery

Bordy - $1900 - he did this very cute thing where he gestured to go on, go on when it looked like this bidding was stalling at around, like, $1200. It went to the female half of the eternally drunk Michigan fan duo, who was absolutely not going to be outbid by anyone, not even God himself

Kyle Rau - $750 - I felt bad for him following Bordy, but honestly, $750 isn't bad considering that he uhhhhh signed with the Cuda, like, two days ago or whatever

Artem Guryev Arty Party - $950

With the (I think) $650 that Frenzy's jersey went for, the Cuda raised an awesome $21,400 for Working Partnerships USA, along with whatever they got for chuck-a-puck and 3.147 stuffed animals (our group contributed, like, 12 of those, go team us!)

All in all, an excellent weekend for the Cuda :)

#we're just not going to talk about how i doused myself in gasoline and ate shit on a curb getting to the game #or how i was ten minutes late #i made it before the first goal and that's what matters! #intrepid girl reporter #baby sharks

[wtfuckevenknows]

Four of my babies for 🖤❤️💛

#BABY SHARKS #I’m so proud

[schistostegapennata]

Y'all, I'm researching early modern embryology books and I've just got to share this illustration of shark fetuses from one of them. The anatomist apparently found a shark washed up on the coast near-ish to Padua where he taught at university, and went, "yes, must dissect. must commission illustration." And the result is wonderful.

Close ups of the little guys cause they're great!

#girolamo fabrici d'aquapendente #early modern period #early modern history #history of science #art history #embryology #de formato foetu #1600s art #shark #baby sharks #early modern Italy #history of medicine #anatomy #early modern anatomy

[bean-boy-clown]

☆🎉..if I coule I'd live at the party store..🎉☆

#balloons #balloon wall #partycore #party supplies #kidcore #kidwave #minions #pokemon #mario #power rangers #hello kitty #baby sharks #those are the balloons i could clearly see #original post #these pictures are from ages ago #beabs babbles #garfie grumbles

[skully-64]

Is one of the benefits to being a marine biologist being able to play with shark pups?

Please tell me there is a job where you get to play with shark pups

#there are many benefits to being a marine biologist #marine biology #sharks #shark pups #baby sharks

[themightyappreciation]

I’m watching a baby shark documentary and the researcher who tagged a bull shark baby told him he was “an important apex predator” and that she hoped she’d see him again and I must tell you, I need that

#sharks #baby sharks #marine life

[justacomicsjinx]

⚠️ Important News! ⚠️

Baby Tiger Shark Practicing Her First Bites

Look at her go :)

Look at that little face <3

#tiger shark #young shark #baby shark #i love sharks #marine #marine life #young tiger shark #look at that face #I wanna boop the snoot #so cute #shark #sharks

[beeclops]

#max #dc comics #harley quinn #batgirl #commissioner gordon #baby sharks

[8-xnny]

People:”Ew sharks are so ugly and mean and terrifying,their literally the most dangerous thing in the world”

Sharks:

#Pls ask me questions about them #I will literally talk nonstop abt them #Their my lil skrunklies #Sharks #marine biology #marine life #marine animals #sea creatures #sea life #sharks my beloved #current hyperfixation #my babys #the skrunkly #the skrunkies

[hometoursandotherstuff]

#baby great white shark #sharks #other stuff

[bunnymcfoo]

Okay since @pacific-coast-hockey isn’t at this game, I’m gonna try to be unhinged at y’all in his place

So far we’ve had a goal against, Goosh saying FUCK THAT and getting it back, and now we’re on the power play again. No, actually so far we’ve had me forgetting to make sure I had a ticket for this game (I didn’t), buying one because the aforementioned PCH wasn’t available to give me his ($22 for preseason? Wtf Cuda!) having a shot of whiskey (nope nope nope) thanks to my Cuda loving friends —

Fuck, the Condors scored again, ugh.

— who got married at the Reef last year and who are going to be moving to fucking Texas some time next year. No offense to anyone I know from Texas, but I protest!

I’m looking forward to introducing myself to Statler and Waldorf in ten minutes. I may even learn their names!

Also, we just missed a wide open net with their goalie sprawled out on the ice. Oh, Cuda hockey is back, baby!! OH MY GOD AND THEN WE SCORED??? I love this team. Thank you Justin Bailey who I expect to take into my heart promptly!

#san jose barracuda #baby sharks #I love this team!! #like unironically #we’re in for chaos hockey and that’s the BEST hockey you can have!

[milagrosen]

Mermaids playing with their sea puppies🌊

#baby sharks yeay ea sea puppies #mermay #mermaid #shark #art #dumplr pleaase do not flag this #i tried to make the nips as abstract as possible

[y2kgr4ph1cs]

#beanie baby #beanie babies #beanie baby collection #shark #crunch the shark #beanie baby gif #beanie babies gif #shark gif #gif #old web #old internet #webcore #web graphic #old web graphic #old web graphics #old web gif #geocities #gifcities #transparent #transparent gif

[faeriekit]

Snow Day

SO IT TURNS OUT @tourettesdog also had a far-frozen based Phic Phight prompt so here's a sister fic of Snowdrift Sanctuary from yesterday okay please and thank you

Tundra peeked around the pillar of ice. Again.

The human was still there.

…Tundra peeked left. Tundra peeked right. No one else had seen them yet.

The human, in a big coat and big boots was squatting in the snow, drawing shapes Tundra couldn’t make out with their finger.

Tundra’s tail wagged. Well. He didn’t have a very long tail, so he mostly butt-wiggled. There’d never been a human at the Far Frozen before!! Tundra had heard of humans — he’d seen depictions and heard stories, sure. But now a human was here. And they lived here.

That was so cool.

So, maybe Tundra wanted to say hi! So what? Mama had said that he should be nice to the human, since they needed help and shelter that the Chief would provide, but they were also new and interesting and they hardly ever had anyone stay with them who wasn’t a yeti ever!! Maybe they’d let Tundra play with them while they were here?

So Tundra got down on his haunches. He crawled over the snowbank, wriggling as he went, taking advantage of his coat that blended into the terrain.

The human didn’t see him at all.

Tundra bared his teeth in a play grin, eyes squinting, tongue caught between his teeth. The human was so close. He crouched down as far as he could. He waited until the human wasn’t looking.

Tundra pounced.

And then there was a flash of green burning through the air, hot and bright and loud. Tundra startled.

He landed in the snow, dazed and off-balance. He could feel a hot spot in his fur—putting his paw to it, Tundra could feel where his fur was burnt to singed ends, the tips of each hair bulbous with char.

There was a steaming hole in the snow behind him.

…Oh.

“HOLY SH—are you okay?? Did I hurt you?? I’m sorry!!” someone shouted. Someone gently turned Tundra’s head, careful not to move him too harshly or too quickly. “Is your head okay? Are you bleeding? Is—“

“…Cool.” Tundra muttered, eyes still stuck to the hole in the snow. That was so strong. Even Avalanche wasn’t that strong, and she beat everyone in the tournament last season. No wonder the chief was in charge of the human ghost, even if there were lots of adults willing to help.  

“Sorry, I’m so sorry,” the human apologized again, hands on their flat, pink face. Huh. Their hair was white now. When did that happen? “Usually when ghosts sneak up on me, they’re, uh… they’re not usually playing.”

Tundra looked at the human’s flat face and frowned. They got attacked? For real, and not for playing? “That’s mean. I hope you got them.”

The human made a strangled noise. Super weird! “Yeah…yeah. I did.”

“Good,” Tundra decided, back straightening straight up. The human was about as tall as he was, but humans were smaller in general. They were probably older. “If anyone attacks you now, you should get the Chief to eat them, and then they won’t attack you anymore.”

The human made another choked noise. Tundra assumed it was a laugh. He grinned back, pleased with the response, and wriggled back upright. “I’m Tundra! Mama says that you’re older than me even though we’re just as tall as each other! Are you a boy human, or a girl human? Or neither? Or both?!”

“…I’m a boy,” the human said, voice weak. Tundra peered in close at him, trying to see if he’d been injured too, but no; he looked fine, and he got his black hair back too.

“Cool,” said Tunda. “So am I. Arctic is too, but he’s big already, so he doesn’t want to play all the time. Do you like hunting?”

“I’ve…never hunted before.”

Not ever? Tundra gasped. “We can play chase, then, and then the chief can teach you how to hunt! And then we can hunt together!” Tundra scrambled to his feet, excited. “Do you want to stalk Avalanche with me?! She always throws me off, and then we can wrestle!”

The human hesitated.

“Or,” Tundra amended, because the human was still kind of small, “You can watch me stalk Avalanche, and watch us wrestle, and then I can teach you to stalk the chief so that you can wrestle with someone you know is safe.”

The human snorted, the fur cuff from his sleeve hiding his face. “I don’t know…isn’t he busy? You know, being the chief and all…””

“You’re supposed to wrestle your parents,” Tundra assured him, chest fur puffing up with pride. “I used to chew on Mama’s ears all the time when I was a cub. Now Avalanche and Arctic and everyone else can wrestle with me because they’re big enough to know how to stop playing before they squash me flat.”

The human laughed, openly and brightly, and it sounded nice.

Tundra stood so that could he could launch himself back towards the settled part of their little patch of the Infinite Realms. “Come on!!” he shouted, more than eager to play. “Last one there doesn’t get any fish eyes!”

There was a moment of silence—and then they were both rolling in the snow, the human having decided to launch into him!! This was great!! Tundra whooped, feigning bites and wriggling while the human pushed him further into the depths of the snow. The human’s grin was kind of wide and weird without a muzzle, but that wasn’t his fault, and he was having fun!! And so was Tundra!!

And the human-ghost could fly, and Tundra couldn’t, so chasing after him was super fun. They made it all the way back to the settlement in no time flat, dodging other kith and kin—

And running into Mama and Chief Advisor Pritla on accident was worth how much trouble he got into later.

Whoops!

#phic phight 2024 #phic phight #faer fic #danny phantom #far frozen #I needed a yeti to look down at Danny and be like 'this is a best friend' and I needed Danny to look up and go 'this is...legit a baby' #no frostbite this time though check the previous instead #whoah did you know danny phantom was trending today you guys no way /j #no I am still not over the greenland shark nor fish eyes together we can COME TOGETHER AND APPRECIATE CULTURE SPECIFIC DELICACIES #HOLD MY HAND. WE WILL FIND WORLD PEACE. TOGETHER

[finemeal]

I clearly have a problem and MUST be stopped-

Curse you Hunting Heroes people who encouraged this behavior! Also curse Tumblr for lowering the resolution - sadge (also, if you can't tell, I looked at LOTS of references of It's Jeff! comics)

#finemeal art #art #digital art #danny phantom #jeff the land shark #marvel #dc #little baby man #lbm #goliath #cujo #dp cujo #dp #dp x marvel #dc x marvel

[todayontumblr]

Monday, February 5.

We've got (probable) good news.

Probable, we say, because scientists have captured footage of what is believed to be a great white shark pup, possibly just hours old, off the coast of California. It may just prove a seismic moment for researchers investigating these elusive creatures.

It is bigger news, however, for Tumblr's populous shark fandom community, who will surely erupt when they see this little white friend swimming in the deep, like a slinky underwater angel. Just look at that face. Just look at that smile! 

#today on tumblr #shark #great white shark #marine animals #i love sharks #sharks #sharkblr #newborn baby shark #shark thoughts #shark speaks #shark art #shark name