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thelazydoodle · 2 years
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YO, I WAS ONLY FUCKING JOKING
KEN NO!!!
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bbqhooligan · 5 months
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TWO very important threads were abandoned that ill never move on from which were 1-Five chose his name, effectively refusing Reginalds favoritism game and sibling rivalry, and rose above it (in his head) and 2-Five got close to Vanya specifically because she was Outside of the ranking game and was unable to either be competition to him or a threat. theyre both so RICH with potential because 1 can be framed in any emotion it can be as victorious or as bitter as you want it to be and 2 sets grounds for THE most interesting relationship dynamic within the siblings because Allison-Luther is winners coalition and Klaus-Ben is losers comradery. but look where we are now. Five's character is still just a cog in the machine. Viktor and Five existing in the same frame is a rare miracle.
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auras-moonstone · 9 months
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someone requested this but i lost it😫😫 the request asked me to write a story about reader being a streamer and jack and her meeting through one of mason’s streams. i hope you like it! 💖
locked up in your arms — jack champion
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word count: 1,581
pairing: jack champion x streamer!fem!reader
summary: y/n’s crush gets exposed during her stream with mason, but luckily he feels the same.
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Y/N HAD STARTED HER TWITCH CHANNEL PURELY FOR FUN, NEVER EXPECTING SO MUCH PEOPLE TO START FOLLOWING HER. She did pretty much everything—reactions to movies, music, chatting, occasionally gameplays. People were instantly drawn in by her charm, kindness and sense of humor.
And Mason Gooding had been one of them. He absolutely loved her channel, so when he saw Y/N was a huge fan of the Scream movies, he didn’t hesitate to reach out and asked her to do a stream with him. She, of course, said yes. The viewers loved their dynamic, and their shared streams became something they did weekly.
“You have gotten so much better at this game” Mason said as they finished playing Dead By Daylight.
Y/N grimaced “Sure, I still suck. I mean, my gaming experience starts and ends with the Sims”
Mason laughed, and was about to respond when the sound of his phone interrupted him. “Jack Champion just texted”
The girl gulped, hoping that the mic didn’t catch that. To say she had a crush on that actor was an understatement. Her face turned a dark shade of red, and prayed that it wouldn’t be that noticeable through the camera.
“He says, Mason tell the people I say you’re a sussy baka” the streamer read the text, trying not to laugh.
“Did he just say sussy baka?” Y/N pressed her lips together.
“Don’t make fun of my boy!” Mason warned her.
“I’m not! I thought it was ador- hilarious” holy shit she almost said he was adorable.
“And tell Y/N the Sims is a great game, and I bet she builds beautiful houses” Mason continued.
“I do build beautiful houses. Thank you, Jack!” she said, glad the stutter didn’t come into play.
oh god y/n is about to go into cardiac arrest
hey! don’t expose her lmaooo
girl is crushing hard
didn’t we know she had a crush on jack already??? have you seen her scream 6 reaction???
omg yes she totally thirsted over him for two hours straight.
Mason bursted out laughing at the comments. “I need to see your Scream reaction holy shit. Why did no one ever tell me?”
“They’re exaggerating” they weren’t. “And drop it! You’re not seeing the reaction”
“I so am” Mason said. “In fact, why don’t we react to your reaction?”
“Why don’t we end the stream and never talk again?” she frowned, acting annoyed.
“You’re so adorable!” he laughed. Mason actually thought she and Jack would make an excellent couple, and he was so going to make that happen. “Anyways, that was the end of an eventful stream. Now we gotta go, Y/N needs to put ice on her cheeks”
“I hate you” she said as she ended the video call.
Mason texted her a few minutes after the stream ended.
hey ur not mad at me, are u?
no, i’m not. i just am a little bit embarassed
now everyone knows about my crush
did jack say something? pls tell me he was not watching the stream anymore.
i don’t know. he didn’t say anything, so maybe he left before you exposed yourself
very funny
anyways he’s going to find out. people are for sure sending the clips 😫😫
why are you so worried?
it’s not like you’re going to meet him.
no i know
but idk, i don’t want him to think i’m a weirdo
for having a crush??
don’t be silly. he won’t, jack is the sweetest guy on earth.
okay fine
maybe you’re right
i’m overthinking as always :)
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MASON ALMOST LET OUT A SCREAM OF EXCITEMENT WHEN THE TEXT ARRIVED. He had been pretty much hopeless about his plan, so he was caught off guard when Jack told him he was going to LA that weekend. Now, there was one last thing to do.
hey y/n/n
hey mason what’s up?
are you free this saturday??
yeah why?
devyn, jasmine and jenna are dying to meet you, so they told me to invite you :)
we’re doing a picnic!!
yess i’d love to!
GREAT I’M SO EXCITED
why?
BECAUSE😬😬
you’re so weird
thank you
see ya on saturday
Mason couldn’t shake the smile off his face as he opened the group chat he had with Jasmine, Jenna and Devyn.
she’s coming!!!
the ship is about to sail!!! 🚢
she’s going to hate me but it’ll be worthy
i still can’t believe how red she turned during the stream. she’s absolutely adorable
okay but can we talk about how smiley jack was when we showed him the clips???? he’s down bad too
that’s why i’m doing it. i wouldn’t if i weren’t sure they are attracted each other.
i can’t wait till saturday😫 they’re going to be so cute!!!!
he’s going to kill her with adorableness with his dad jokes
he already killed her with the sussy baka thing. i can’t believe he said that. he’s lucky he’s pretty
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Y/N, AT THE SAME TIME MASON WAS TEXTING ON THE GROUP, OPENED THE MESSAGES APP. She had a huge smile on her face as she texted.
he really thinks he’s being a mastermind 😭😭😭 it’s so funny
i know 😭 i bet he’s planning everything on the gc with the girls. he has no idea. i feel powerful😎
you are so cute 😫 i can’t wait to hug tf out of you
cute? so, in your scream reactions you call me hot and say you’d be lucky to have been one of my victims and irl you call me CUTE? 🙄
you’re not ethan landry, jack
he’s top 1 on my love of my life list
what place am i in?
third
THIRD?? who’s second? 🥺
taylor swift
oh yeah. should’ve figured.
well, to make you feel bad, you’re in my top 1.
i don’t feel bad at all, jack
oh… well okay. i am totally fine being in your top 3, tbh. at least i made it.
NOW i feel bad😫
i really want to hug you, like the thought of it brings me butterflies
just a couple of hours left ❤️❤️
we have two entire days alone before we meet with the group
i can’t wait to see your pretty face in person🥹🥹
ughhhhhh
stop being so sweet when you’re not here😫😫
i’ll see you in exactly 8 hours :)
good night gorgeous 💕
night pretty boy 💖
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Y/N STOOD IN FRONT OF THE METAL STAIRCASE, WITH A SIGN THAT SAID LOVE OF MY LIFE #3. She offered Jack to pick him up from the airport, so there she was, waiting anxiously for her boy.
She couldn’t believe it was actually happening. They had been talking for a while now—he sent her a dm only a few days after the stream, and had been talking non-stop ever since. Both of them have been open about their feelings for each other, as they were pretty obvious, and they basically acted like a couple. Even though that had never met in person, until now.
Jack’s heart stopped when he caught sight of the beautiful girl with the sign, which made him laugh a lot. He pushed through the people, muttering quick so sorry’s until he reached her. Y/N was looking up at him attentively, as if trying to take in every detail about him. The sparks in her eyes made his stomach go crazy.
“You’re real” he breathed.
“I mean, there’s this theory that we are actually characters in some big videogam-“
Jack grabbed her by the cheeks to pull her close to him, so their foreheads were touching. His smile could literally light up a whole town “You can tell me all about your interesting theories, which you know I love to hear. But right now I’m deciding if I should kiss you or hug you”
“In that order, please” she said, completely wonderstrucked by his close presence.
And so they kissed. Y/N found out Jack was a slow kisser, which she absolutely enjoyed because she never wanted that magnificent kiss to end. And Jack discovered Y/N was very touchy—her hands wouldn’t stay in just one place, but she explored every inch of visible skin.
“Now I want my hug” she said after a couple of seconds of trying to recover her breath. Jack threw his head back laughing before embracing her in the so awaited hug. “Yup, never leaving these arms” she squished her cheek against his chest.
The grip around her shoulders tightened “Thank god, cause I didn’t know how to tell you that you’re now forever trapped in here”.
“Um, could you please move?” one old woman said.
Y/N sighed as they pulled away “Taylor Swift was right when she said forever is the sweetest con”
“I’m sorry. You two are really adorable but I want to get home already” the woman said.
“No, it’s okay. We’re sorry” Y/N smiled kindly.
“Let us help you with your baggage” Jack offered, taking one of the suitcases while Y/N grabbed one of her bags.
“How long have you two been together?” the woman asked as they walked her to a taxi.
“Oh-uh…” Y/N wasn’t sure what to say. She wanted to think they were together even though they never said the word ‘boyfriend’ and ‘girlfriend’.
“Three months” Jack spoke up. “We live in different states, but we talk everyday. We never made it official, but in case you were wondering, and this is for you too Y/N/N, I feel that we are a couple”
The woman looked at Y/N, waiting for her answer. The girl smiled brightly, feeling the weight of her heart evaporating “I feel that way too, Jack”.
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filmbyjy · 2 years
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JAM OUT
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PAIRING > lee heeseung x fem!reader
synopsis > who knew you’d break the first rule of being in a friends with benefits relationship? maybe it was lee heeseung himself that made you catch feelings. either ways, he doesn’t do feelings and you knew that. as your relationship with heeseung strains so does the band. what happens then?
GENRE > band au, college au, slowburn, tons of angst but it will end off on a good note because im not heartless🤌🏻
FEATURING > ryujin & yeji from itzy, yedam from treasure, taehyun & hueningkai from txt (more idols may or may not appear)
WARNING > light smut (but not really), dick jokes (tons of it), just boys being boys and fuckboys. quite a lot of heartbroken moments👍🏻
SCHEDULE > I’ll update whenever I can🙃
TAGLIST > closed as series has ended 😔
START: 5 August 2022 (have to restart this) | END: 6 October 2022
NOTE: god can’t believe I accidentally deleted my account😭😭 but here we are again, sorry everyone🙏🏻
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PROFILES: decelis (and not decelis) | side hotties🥵
– prologue: before it started…
one: panty dropper and his deez nuts jokes
two: you get bitches?
three: yn caved in [explict picture]
four: the debutation of b-b-b-baka
five: men suck
six: you’re a girlboss
seven: a very much needed explaination [written]
eight: it hurts to have feelings
nine: mayhaps I can’t give up on you
ten: oi hadh saex weet heurrrrr
eleven: built like the Eiffel Tower
twelve: sunoo’s list
thirteen: can you date my noona? [written + pictures]
fourteen: jungwon green flag
fifteen: oh wise yang jungwon
sixteen: jakeyn real?
seventeen: heartbreak anniversary 💔
eighteen: worst day ever [written]
nineteen: he’s telling a story 🤔
twenty: yn is drunk [written + pictures]
twenty-one: heeseung moved out
twenty-two: heeseung hyung come back😭😭
twenty-three: oh congrats
twenty-four: are you taking drugs🤨
twenty-five: submissive hoon?? [written]
twenty-six: threesome relationship
twenty-seven: apologies and food
twenty-eight: DO NOT ANSWER!
twenty-nine: the grinde never stops💪💪
thirty: the truth [written]
thirty-one: jungcat be nice
thirty-two: drunk actions are sober thoughts
thirty-three: the word ‘love’ is controversial
thirty-four: jungwon’s brother senses
thirty-five: we know jungwon, we know [written]
thirty-six: #jakehoon4lyfer
thirty-seven: so possay about it
thirty-eight: our little rat, maeum💗
thirty-nine: jay dilf agenda
fourty: never letting you go [written]
alternate ending: jake version | ?? version
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special episodes
jay’s private account
ni-ki’s texts to the older ones – connected to episode 35
dilf jay thread by sim jaeyun
ask jam out casts!
a new segment where you can ask the jam out casts any questions!
feel free to message anything you’d like to ask them!
author asks | jam out cast
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waitmyturtles · 8 months
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Damn. I spent Sunday kind of simmering at GMMTV for possibly forcing Jojo and team for making Sand into a weepily sympathetic character by having him admit his feelings to Ray at the end of Only Friends, episode 6.
BUT: this EXCELLENT exchange between a fabulous anonymous poster and @thatgirl4815 has me thinking (what an exchange, btw! I got crazy in my tags.). Is the sympathy play -- either on the part of Sand, and/or unto Sand by the OF writers -- on purpose?
If so, then: SHIT. Because! Sand was a jackass in this episode, too. He sussed out Ray on Mew! He stole the sex recording of Top and Boston and shared it! Dick moves.
Couple that with his ongoing illegal-in-Thailand activity of making and selling plum wine, and: who knows. Maybe Sand is setting HIMSELF up to be woobified (cc @lurkingshan @neuroticbookworm: mom, internet, etc.) so that he can get away with this shit without being Big Called Out.
And, man: he totally fucked over his insane privacy-breaking he's-in-the-shit-too-criminal-activity-much roommate in Nick. Nick has his suspicions. I hope Nick can smell out that he's gonna get targeted as the source of the recording.
Oh my gosh, I love this -- it's so toxic and real. The game of telephone: from Nick, to Sand, to Ray, to Mew, to Top. Boston doesn't know: he's the only one (besides Cheum) who doesn't know.
Nick certainly made the recording -- he's ground zero -- but Sand was the, say, influencer to make everyone else aware.
And that's so Sand. He's gotta market himself somehow, right? He's gotta market his plum wine product while protecting himself. So, spreading some information, secretly-ish, is something he knows how to do real well.
Goddamn. If this is a bigger commentary on the meowification of the ships and the GMMTV boys -- if Jojo is saying, hey girlies, everyone's a fucking asshole -- then this just slayed me with the genius. I am SO obsessed. Sand is still a baka, but so much more insidiously than I had previously realized.
(Is any of this ephemeral? Maybe the nature of gossip? I'll tag the Squad just in case -- and thanks to @thatgirl4815 again for that excellent exchange! @lurkingshan @neuroticbookworm @twig-tea @distant-screaming @slayerkitty @ranchthoughts @clara-maybe-ontheroad)
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flaresanimedump · 7 months
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Fukuzawa and Ranpo romantic themes essay
ALRIGHT here we go
The story thus far:
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Well HERE IT COMES.
First off y'all are focusing too much on Fukuzawa. Sorry but if you look to Fukuzawa only Fukuzawa/cats has merit. Even with FukuMori it's Mori we get 90% of the ship content from (silver fox?? Can you not hit on him for FIVE SECONDS MORI-)
You have to look at RANPO. And so we will, mostly, in this response.
Now I did say "themes" first so you're all gonna have to deal with me doing both. I’m just gonna lead with the thing that I see the behavior in the og tweet with the most:
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Antis almost never fail to say "father and son" in their captions when they post screenshots of this anthology chapter.
As the translator of this anthology I will tell you it's not father and son. It's tsundere boyfriend.
How is this tsundere?!: “I’m not worried about you, baka, I just don’t ever want to see you sick—play sick nurse for you again!! So take better care of yourself!! Here’s a snack!! Feel better or else!!” + this phrase "I never thought I'd hear such caring words from you" is your basic tsundere trope template in JP.
Why does that mean it’s romantic?!: Tsundere behavior is mostly reserved for love interests – particularly this bit.
He’s just offering him a snack!!: Look at the shojo background in every panel. Look at the sparkles. Look at them setting the fluffy lovey-dovey mood. Look at Fukuzawa’s saying he’ll take them to his heart. You can hear the “Kyaaaa, Yukichi-kun was so close!!!” if you listen carefully.
But- but- FATHER AND SON!!: you may now see why it took a Fukuran shipper to translate this 4 years after it was released, despite the scanlation boom over covid ;)
But that’s an anthology! It’s not really canon!
Moving right along then, this is Bones only, but:
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Seeing color because you meet someone is literally the basis of an entire subset of soulmate AUs.
I bookmarked two romance quotes in the last 6 hours that center on romantic love bringing color into someone’s life. This is an extremely common romantic trope and I still can’t believe Bones went there in Origins. a. “But Nova!” they cry, “lots of parents say their children bring color into their lives!!” True!! And you’ve just said why this isn’t the same! Fukuzawa brought color to RANPO’s life, not the other way around. This is why I say to look to Ranpo for this ship!
Well Bones sucks!
There are about 104 examples of “Unbroken Vigil” on TV tropes. Exactly two of them are children waiting by their parents, and they’re both from live action film. This trope, across all categories of media, is absolutely owned by romantic couples. Notably in the anime and fanon sections there are no examples of family members doing this. I won’t say there aren’t any anywhere, though. JJK exists. But that’s a good example of how different Ranpo’s reaction is from the usual “caretaker is in the hospital” mood – sure Yuuji’s sad when his grandpa dies, but he’s gonna be ok. Ranpo’s, as Yosano says, devastated. Ranpo’s devastation fits squarely in the romantic box for this one boys.
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Point of reference: Fukuzawa
I’m gonna hit two points at once in this section:
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Ranpo’s kneeling to Fukuchi here but he has no loyalty to Fukuchi. He’s kneeling out of loyalty to Fukuzawa, so in truth he’s kneeling to Fukuzawa’s will. He’s acting as Fukuzawa’s knight. Even if we pretend King and Lionheart wasn’t a fandom phenomena for years, this isn’t a parent-child thing. Ranpo is steadfastly faithful to his king.
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But lo?? Ranpo’s a lying liar. He’ll face away from the president under exactly one condition: Fukuzawa’s life is hanging in the balance. Then he’ll go against the only thing he himself has said he’s willing to stand for. This is not how the parent-child trope works. The parent says “live for me, I’ll die for the greater good” and the child cries and the parent dies. It’s like. The most common movie plotline in the universe when adults' parents are in movies.
Instead Ranpo actually does something that another stated romantic couple in this series does.
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Goes apeshit on the threat.
Then later he’s not even remorseful. He tells Fukuzawa they did it and eats a bunch of cake without a care in the world after. He’d do it again and we know it.* So his moral compass isn’t to follow the president, it’s actually to follow him up to his own good and then burn the entire city down if it’ll keep him alive. This is really the most damning of Ranpo behaviors that screams of something more than familial affection.
Fukuzawa’s lines when he's poisoned are “we must not fight the port mafia. My life isn't important, protect this city (from the inevitable damage the fighting will do).”
Ranpo’s argument to disobey him is that the port mafia will start taking their families hostage to get them to give Fukuzawa up. “And if that happens, even the detective agency will be forced to give in.” His argument isn’t even “our friends will be in danger,” it’s “if we don’t fight we'll have let them kill President Fukuzawa.” Which, you know, Fukuzawa already said was preferable to fighting.
So this whole argument is literally that ship meme: “I will sacrifice myself to save everyone.” / “I will sacrifice anyone to save you.”
*Ranpo’s near-complete lack of punishment for this is a subtle sign of Fukuzawa’s bias too but this is already too long.
Shirushi
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Or the 4th season's opening song. This has not been easy I tell you WHAT most of the translations for this song’s lyrics leave something to be desired and song lyrics are hard to understand. Anyway, we have Shirushi, which Luck Life's vocalist said was about Ranpo and Fukuzawa. And it’s. Well I wouldn’t exactly call it a love song because it’s bigger with “you gave me a reason to live” as one of the recurring lyrics. But the song’s got more lyrics about wanting/wishing/pleading to stay together: “I want to stay here // please, let’s just stay here // I want you and I to continue” and them being together, the “here” in question, is called “the place where [my] heart belongs.” It’s so sweet aaaaaa and it most definitely sounds like a love song.
"I will be his shield"
Here we have the rare Fukuzawa point.
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Ok can I skip explaining this it’s very very obvious and I already went over one of these things.
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Normal thought process: I should keep an eye on this kid. Fukuzawa thought process: I will become his shield, his sword, his shelter, to allow his magnificent mind freedom to work its magic--
Two halves of one whole
This is a weak ass point but I always found it thematically contradictory to the father/son interpretation, particularly when it comes right on the heels of a certain line fancops like to reference.
At the beginning of Origins Fukuzawa literally parkours across a room, backflips and everything, shocking the guy with all the papers with his mad skills. And Fukuzawa thinks “What? Why? That wasn’t impressive.”
He’s hinted to be the physical counterpart of Ranpo’s hyper competence. I.E., Ranpo is the one-of-a-kind mind and Fukuzawa is the one-of-a-kind body. Together they become unstoppable.
This implies a bond that won’t end?? But parent & child plotlines always have a theme of the child growing up and moving on. Atsushi and the orphanage director, though they’re fucked up, personified it. But they’ve clearly established that Fukuzawa and Ranpo are two halves of one whole and neither of them are planning to separate at any point. What’s Ranpo gonna do, go become a regular cop?? This just doesn’t suit a father and son dynamic.
Jealousy
Alright this next part will take some effort but FIRST we must all agree there’s romantic tension between Fukuchi and Fukuzawa. When I initially drafted this the finale had not come out, but we STILL had this going on:
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Ok, so we also have the finale and we know Fukuzawa has some Strong Feelings for Fukuchi too. And Ranpo friggin' hates it.
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I don’t aim to eradicate the platonic reading of Fukuran or anything, Fukuzawa and Ranpo are cute together no matter what! So this does smack of a teenager mad about having a stepdad taking all their mom’s time. But I cycle back to what Fukuchi cites as the focal point of Ranpo’s jealousy for the other easy interpretation.
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The only time in my life I’ve thought “Aw I wish we’d met sooner :/” and felt a little envy towards someone's high school friends was with someone I was dating. I’d never think anything to this effect about a family member, certainly not enough to get violently jealous of their old friends or, heaven forbid, significant others.
What Ranpo is wishing for here is to have known Fukuzawa longer than Fukuchi, which could not happen if he was Fukuzawa's son. Fukuzawa was too young to have children when he met Fukuchi. So Ranpo's jealousy doesn't seem strictly platonic.
Praise
I will never understand how anyone sees the praise scene and thinks it’s normal father-son behavior. Teenagers wouldn't wouldn’t be caught dead doing this. Adults are far beyond it. Ranpo’s 26. Yes he likes candy and can’t ride the train, but the trains in Japan are WORSE than driving and neither of these behaviors mean he's a literal child. He has a driver’s license and investigates corpses for a living. He’s an adult.
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This is a textbook praise kink.
But what about-
Now, I did mention the line I know all the antis are getting ready to comment with, and I just don’t think this would be complete without the inflammatory “well actually” section. There have been many a tweet saying “Fukuzawa says he sees Ranpo as his son!”
Actually, he never does. They're explicitly called partners/buddies, however.
NOVA IT’S RIGHT HERE!!
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Bad news kids: this isn’t an exact translation. It’s very sweet and all but that’s not what the Japanese actually says.
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This line is closer to “I have a child in my care for my own reasons, too.” He didn’t say Ranpo was HIS child, there’s no possessive grammar here (heh no の). I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone argue that Fukuzawa didn’t see him as a child when he was, you know, a child, but the series doesn’t take place when Ranpo is a child. Also I don’t see how that has anything to do with Ranpo’s feelings at the time.
Well that’s semantics, Fukuchi says it too!! See??
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This 1) is Fukuchi who has about 1000 reasons to be a fukuran anti that have nothing to do with ages and 2) isn’t a direct translation of the Japanese text either. It says “little favorite” in Japanese, and that’s it! “Little favorite” just sounds weird in English so the translators used a common phrase that people generally DON’T and SHOULDN’T use for their own kids (imagine if everyone knew you liked one of your actual kids better than the rest D:). I have it on good authority that the official Italian doesn’t say “favorite son” and I know the Japanese doesn’t, so this line is not cannon.
Well how about this!!!
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I’m not really sure why this is referenced when it’s clearly the center of the chapter’s joke – the point is that Ranpo ISN’T 5, he just acts that way.
Plus I can throw this panel back from the same WaN chapter as an argument:
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“Ranpo’s grown so handsome” or if you prefer, “Ranpo looks so virile now...” – rare simp Fukuzawa.
Well you can’t possibly deny this!!!
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Congratulations, this is the only one with any merit! What it fails to do is prove Fukuzawa said it or remove any of the stuff already mentioned here. Ranpo could very much be in love with Fukuzawa. This line in origins is narration, not dialogue or thought, and it isn’t carried through in the narrative so it’s relatively easy to view it as a joke. The same book christens them “Tantei [Sou]jin,” same sou as in “[sou]koku,” with kanji meaning “Detective duo/detective twins/double detectives/detective partners” though I’ve also found it to mean something very near “equals.” The kanji are ‘subtitled’ as "Detective buddies” in English (katakana) in the Japanese book. All this throws multiple wrenches in the idea that they’re broadly viewed as parent and child or even as having a significant power imbalance between them.
Which brings me to my final point: none of this proves anything definitively! There’s plenty of material for both interpretations. The entire point of engaging with media is to develop your own interpretation and have fun with it. But freaking out and screaming your headcanon when a scene hits you as slightly different than that headcanon is very much screaming at the sky. Lord knows I’ve seen these four arguments enough times that if they were going to convince me of anything they already would have, and Asagiri sure can’t hear you.
I think everyone who doesn’t think this could be romantic at least from Ranpo’s side expects that romantic imagery/themes for this ship can only appear from Fukuzawa, and only if it’s predatory? Like as long as I don’t whip out a canon image like this
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they’ll say “I would definitely do that with my parent” to every argument even if in reality they never, ever would.
I did recently see someone saying "why would Ranpo even like Fukuzawa, he's 30!" and listen, I can't help you there. I've had crushes on actors twice my age since I was 10, it's ingrained in my wiring. A sexy badboy bodyguard who declares himself to be at your service AND buys you food will never not be hot to me.
"What's attractive about Fukuzawa" requires another essay, however, so this is where I leave it. Obviously much of this is open to interpretation, but I don’t see people making skk posts that just say “BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES” or “BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS” ya feel. It’s always on panels like the ones I brought up, because people do recognize a romantic slant when they see one. You don’t learn to detect that from media, you learn it from living long before you start caring about morality politics in shipping. Thus I interpret the screaming very much as LALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU-
P.S. actually I do want to add one final note because I know what the fancops will say even if they take all this at face value: Grooming refers to “actions deliberately undertaken to befriend and establish an emotional connection with a child, to lower the child’s inhibitions in preparation for sexual activity.”
Dating someone you knew when you were underage does not equal grooming. Grooming is a purposeful crime. “Even if they’re dating now that’s grooming!” incorrect! Please do not only listen to your friends about the law, they may also tell you a cop has to tell you if they're a cop (they do not) or any number of other very wrong things. Google is free.
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anonymoosen · 1 month
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ZIMPAI STORY PART 6: A CONFESSION OF OBSESSION 🥺👉👈
(YALL THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAST PART FJDJFDJ CUZ I HAVE TO END THIS WEIRD STORY BEFORE I BURN ANYONE ELSES BRAINCELLS AGAIN)
(AND THIS IS GONNA BE MY THING FOR ZIMDAY/IZDAY LOL)
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“LIEEESSS!” The alien desperately screeched out loud on the top of his lungs (or whatever aliens had). Dib raised an eyebrow in confusion, distracting him from the overwhelming sadness he was trying to hide. “I…uhhh- didn’t say anything…?”
Zimpai blinked and tried to regain his composure. He slowly took a step back and tried to escape. Dib-chan tilted his head, and his hair bone scythe hair cowlick thingy turned into a light bulb as a thought struck him. “C-could it be…”
Just as the big headed boy opened his mouth to let out his undeniably kawaii anime voice, Zim-kun began to run and covered his nonexistent ears.
“Z-Zimpai has…a…a…”
Dib-Chan’s delicate pretty voice suddenly became deep and sounded like he was a macho and buff man. “CRUSHY WUSHY LUSHY USHY BLUSHY CRUSHY ON MEEEE!11!1!1!1!11”
The yell was so loud and ear piercing that the whole ground collapsed while everything around Dib got pushed away by 999999999 kilometers.
This was so powerful that even Gaz became flabberGAZted by this and was more concerned than ever. “TAK- WHY THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU MAKE THE ANIME BEAM DO THIS???”
Tak, despite her messy hair and being literally yeeted away by an incredibly long distance from a pathetic lover boy, was still smiling smugly and just shrugged. “I had the most tragic villain story from the most stupid defective Irken of destruction demolishing a vending machine. His stupid lover obviously has to be as insane as he is.”
Back with our main character idiots here, Dibby boi realised what he has done and sobbed, “Z-Zimpai my pookie…! I didn’t mean to hurt you like thisss…!!” (he obviously did lolll)
From 999 something kilometers whatever that number I typed earlier (oh wait I can copy and paste but oh well) away, the green space cockroach creechur growled, “GRGRGRRR YOUUU…!! YOUUUU!! WHEN YOU YOUUU!11!1!1 YOUUU MADE ME MAAADDD GRGRGRGRHDIEJDEKJ” (bro this space boi couldn’t hear dib a shmillion times even when he was 1 inch away from him but now he can-)
(wAIT I SHOULD MAKE LESS BRACKETED TEXTS SORRY-)
Instead of apologizing again, Dib got mad at Zim too because it would be too out of character if the boys didn’t fight each other here as it was still an ENEMIES to lovers arc after all.
Deeb Doob Dob Dib’s voice became all buff again as he himself became buff too, electricity surging all around him. He then ascended from the ground, T-posing and let the mysterious anime power carry him towards the alien.
The alien boi zimmediately tried to become as buff as Dibby boi did by casually grabbing a machine that was 69 420 times his size in his PAK and blasted himself with it, causing his scrawny-looking green arms to develop more and more muscles and become as buff as Dib was.
The boys just stared each other down, eyes glowing while T-posing in front of each other.
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Dib-chan then broke the silence that lasted for 10 hours by saying in a small and cute voice while still in that buff state
“…Z-zim-kun I… I… l-love y-you…”
Zim then reverted back to his cutesy smol chibi shape and responded with a little “B-baka!!” even when Dib didn’t finish the sentence.
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Surprised by that, the big headed boy also reverted back into his original pathetic form and giggled, “I love you….your mom!” He laughed even more and smirked. Zim was taken aback and felt his heart— whatever aliens had shatter into smithereens. Was this really how Dib felt…? Was it all just a silly little game…?
Before Zim could take get out his PAK legs to absolutely destroy and obliterate the human, Dib laughed once more and threw that one love letter to Zim, smacking his face and not the back of his bald head this time.
“Nahhh! Just kidding, and uh- happy birthday, I guess…” Dib looked away quickly as the butterflies returned in his stomach. Dang it— he forgot how cute his crush looked despite how stupid he was…
“Ehhh- birthday?? Invaders don’t NEED pathetic Urth birthdays!”
“Yeah, yeah— but today is still special, y’know? It’s the day you set your little alien foot on this planet!”
Zim tried not to smile at his beloved nemesis remembering AND writing some letter to him for this day. But then…
“WAIT! How did you know it’s today?? We met at the disgusting skool one or two days after I landed on this filthy planet!!”
Dib smiled and responded, “I’m a paranormal investigator! Of COURSE I know the exact day an alien comes here!”
“You were a creepy stalker from the start, Dib-thing… even before becoming those… yhaaan-deers…”
“You’re creepy too, y’know!! And you were so weird too! In fact- everything was so weird earlier… nothing new, I guess!” Dib chuckled.
Zim coughed and shifted his eyes away from Dib, yet getting closer beside him. “…Yeah. Very…strange…”
Dib-ch- I mean DIB noticed this and leaned closer and closer to Zim and….
HELD HIS HANDDDD!1?1!?!1?11!1! SO SCANDALOUS!! THE END-
(Just kidding :3)
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…he affectionately smooched the bug boy’s cheek! This gesture was so sweet that even the usually cold Gaz let out an “awww!” along with every other bystander around them!
The gay boys finally completed their enemies to lovers arc….
…until the cartoon resets again and everyone forgot what happened !
The end uwu
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KFKDFKDKDKD HELP ITS ACTUALLY OVER AHHFJDJDDJD
THIS STORY HAS BEEN… SOMETHING! LOLL IF U ACTUALLY READ THIS, OR EVEN READ ALL THE WAY FROM THE START- I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR ALL UR SUPPORT AND STILL STICKING BY DESPITE THE SLOW UPDATES AND THE LOW QUALITY WRITING AND PHONE DOODLES!
Honestly, I’m gonna miss this story, so maybe I’m still gonna make things for it in the future like doodle comics or more writings but after the reset! Anyway… again thanks so much for reading this if u did and have the bestest day or night! Don’t let the buff boys haunt you XD
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NE- OH WAIT THIS IS THE LAST LOLL FKDKDD BYEEEE!!
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elysia-nsimp · 2 years
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MORE TWST as things me and my friends/family have said!!!
Tags: @thesunshineriptide @aetherphobia @end3rm1st @ladyzsgolla (since y’all requested more ^^)
Lmk if more are wanted, I can always make more 😈
Part 1 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6
Leona: Unbelievable, we’re having Taco Bell in Spain…
Lilia: Your bloodline ends with you. Stop being a menace. If you touch the door again, I’m going to eat your toes.
Idia: haha this creeper is stuck
gloomurai was blown up by Creeper.
Floyd: anyways, enough talking about Azul’s balls--
Ruggie: Why is there nothing in here? Didn’t we just go to the grocery store—OH Babybel cheeses!!
Ruggie: THIS is why you shouldn’t go into the weed tent.
Ruggie: Money can’t buy you happiness. But money can buy you brownies. And brownies bring happiness. Sometimes. Then again when you buy brownies you buy happiness. So I just contradicted myself.
Idia: DIAMONDS
gloomurai fell from a high place.
Yuu: Grim… curse their family bloodline…
Grim: chirps
Yuu: aw good boy
Lilia: mentally ill behavior malleus
Lilia: i am the only exception
Malleus: I am mentally ill Lilia
Malleus: So are you
Lilia: SHUT UP
Floyd: monkey man LEVELS HEAVEN and he runs for his home on flower fruit mountain like a coward
Leona: “Sussy baka”??? You children are fucking insane!
Idia: game what do you mean there’s monsters nearby? There’s no mo- oh wait there’s a zombie
Lilia: on a scale of 1-10, how scared would you be if I said that I can and have (and enjoy) falling asleep to that one industrial catholic bugcore song
Silver: 12
Silver: but i also know you will and I’m 0% surprised
Riddle: Do NOT. Psychoanalyze me. At the TEA PARTY.
Cater: why was jesus crucified in a t-pose? Was he a default gmod character or what?
Jamil: omg i’d punt a fetus if it meant i get to put that one jasmine scented candle i bought in my room
Lilia: why are you like this
Malleus: The mental illness.
Idia: yOu May NoT ResT nOw ThErE Are MonStErS NeRB-- OH HOLY FUCK THAT’S A CREEPER OUTSIDE
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faketokufan · 8 months
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Alrighty! I was looking forward to the heart of the cards and the return of the shadow games... But it looks like we're getting alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. Which I'm okay with really... just a little disappointment. But anyway.
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Lets talk about what just happened.
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Boy man child over here seems like... hows the best way to put this... like Kaito Goshikida at home? Like he even has his own chaise your dreams and push it to the MAX catchphrase in Gotcha, which like... holly hell sense this is JUST pokemon it's one planck length away from being copyright infringement... But I like em! Seems like a wholesome lad and a good boi which after Ace is a breath of fresh air. I'll take Diet Kaito over sugar free Tendou any day. All in all a 6/10 boi which I'm interested in seeing more of.
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Girl Lady over here on the other hand has a diverging path ahead of her. We can get a cool competent and strong battle heroine who's got tertiary rider written all over her... Or we can get a "B-B-B-BAKA" TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTsundere who's gunna be a petulant child while the writers make Hotaro instantly good at everything she's trained her entire life for... Which do YOU think Toei will do? Feel free to write your answer on a letter and mail it to 5425 Toei Hates Women St, Toluca Lake California.
...Gaim I hope I'm wrong...
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Also! Check out my two weed smoking girlfriends and their little sister... So they've got some serious Egyptian theming right?... Why isn't this more Yugioh! Seriously! I am so FUCKING moderately perturbed by this you have NO idea... Anyway they're alright. Runs the gambit of "Fight Girl" "Horny Girl" and "Creepy Little Girl" so like... While the Evil Counsel of Tropes over here is very played out I see some real potential.
lets see.... what else... what....... else....
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I would die for you. You have no idea how much I love you. You are now the most important thing in this show and maybe the franchise as a whole, I will purchase all of your merchandise and dedicate myself to your cause. 11/10, could not be improved upon. Perfect son that I will never tire of.
So yeah I'm looking forward to the Hopper 1 show featuring Hopper 1 and his less important friends...
...
Also the fucken Dead guy from the opening is Hotaro's dad right? Like a part of me was like "If they make Decade Hotaro's dad I'll eat my fucken lungs" but there's no fucken way they'll be that cool.
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cpopnatural · 24 days
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15x19 Notes
-literally everyone’s dead???
-handprint still on his stupid baka handprint shoulder
-JACK KNOWS ABOUT THE DEAL HE KNOWS WHY HIS FATHER DIED HE HAS TO LIVE WITH THIS NOW
-like the set design and background this episode are crazy good. Great environmental storytelling
-whooshing sound but it’s not angel wings it’s a nephilim boy mourning his father
-written by Buckleming…
-YOU GOTTA BRING BACK EVERYTHING INCLUDING CAS
-MIRACLE THE DOG
-LMAO
-that’s actually so camp of Jack
-MICHAEL
-lol God snapped Michael’s boyfriend too. Rip
-that’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spot light. Losing my religion
-NOOOOOOO
-HE RUNS ON HIS OLD MAN KNEES
-Betty is kinda iconic it’s a shame we only got 2 episodes left
-we can still wring enough camp outta this show to have Lucifer call Michael a cuck
-let’s go Michael!!!
-it’s just a spell to kill God lol
-Michael lmaoooooo
-they’re taking on God one at a time fistfighting them
-what are we doing
-how did he even do that. What
-deus ex Jack. Jack ex machina
-GOD POWER
-what the fuck
-I’ve seen shonen anime with more plausible worldbuilding
-SEE THAT’S NOT WHO I AM
-yo this is like the end of Steven Universe
-the way they dramatic walk away is so funny
-Rob Benedict going for the Emmy LMAO it does make this scene seem more gratifying
-Cas should be here
-JACK BROUGHT BACK THE DOG DEAN BARELY KNEW BUT NOT CAS
-“I’m not coming back home” wahhhh
-Castiel…
-THE FADE OUT HAHAHA
-Running on Empty? That’s what the show’s doing
-don’t show me the fucking names in the table you asses
-they couldn’t bring Cas back but they could add a clipshow??? With a only a couple shots of Cas?????????
-someone had it out for Misha Collins
Honestly. Not that great but I’ll give it a 6 because I know the finale will be worse
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ajockeynamedpod · 4 months
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Part 6 polycule sex post let’s goooooooo
Thunder Mcqueen:
PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK. He’ll cum his pants if you call him a good boy. He likes to know that he’s doing a good job whatever he’s doing. Being treated niceys gets him SO hard but then again so do most things. He’s incredibly easy to please if you’re not mean to him. Tease him and get him rock hard and listen to him whine. He gets real whiny and squirmy real fast, just don’t leave him like that for too long.
Also PLEASE put him in the cuck chair. He loves watching his loved ones go at it, especially if they love each other. He probably has his own special cuck chair in each of his bfs cells.
PET NAMES. Maxx calls him Sugar and Baby Boy, any little names like that get him SOLID.
As for him personally, one on one? He does enjoy some frotting, though his dick is bigger than almost everyone else’s except Viviano (and Tom Ford, sort of. when he’s involved). He makes for a fantastic sub. I mean LOOK AT HIM. This man will do whatever is asked of him and MORE.
Sports Maxx:
Power plays and feet. Maxx is a foot hound, MOSTLY Lang or sometimes Mcqueen’s feet, but he can appreciate any nice feet really. It started out as Lang making fun of him for getting unusually touchy with his feet, and then it wasn’t a joke anymore. Give him footjobs he’ll LOVE it. Pay him in Lang Rangler feet pics.
He’s good at degrading others in bed, Mcqueen eats it up and it’s fantastic and has the desired effect, but Lang gives it right back to him and it’s so hot to him. He never knows what he’s going to hear in return from Lang, to the point where the two of them never express explicit affection, but it’s simply understood between the two of them. Maxx calls him a disgusting lizard man, Lang calls him an ugly rancid smelling freak, they violently make out. It works.
Maxx is fantastic at body worship when he’s in the mood for it. He’ll marvel at Mcqueen or Lang’s body and either compliment it (Mcqueen) or call every part horrendous and sickening (Lang). Either way he gives every bit attention. He’s in charge, usually. Unless Viviano is involved and then it gets physical as hell and he’s putty in his hands.
Lang Rangler:
Lang has some tastes. He treats everyone differently, and he has his preferences, but when it comes down to it he really just wants rough sex. He’s got a tighter hole than everyone else, which can get a little dicey with someone like Viviano or Mcqueen. That takes some doing, but he can’t say he doesn’t love the process. Big men fingering him until they can fit? Yes please.
He prefers to bottom, but he’ll pitch if asked. He just feels weird about it because he’s self conscious about being so lanky and feels like he looks like a baby giraffe if he’s doing the fucking.
He REALLY likes the insults and anti-body-worship Maxx does. He gives it right back. It���s hate-love without actual real hate behind it. But only Maxx can get away with it. Maxx can beat him up during sex and Lang will simply call him a pussy and say he’s losing his touch. If he’s not leaving an encounter with Maxx bruised, he feels unfulfilled.
It’s hard to tell what he actually likes because he responds in such an odd way to just about everything. You never know when you’re going to get a stoic response or lip biting whining or an insult. You’ve got more of a shot with the lip biting and whining if you do some over-the-bodysuit foreplay first. Leave a sticky wet spot in the front of his suit and he won’t argue about a whole lot.
He probably has the least amount of actual fetishes, but that’s because he’s down for most things at least once. He’ll let you tie him up, if you’re into that, he does like that. He’ll even let Maxx suck on his toes if that’s what he wants to do. It’s not like he wants that or anything, b-baka.
Viviano Westwood:
Good lord. He is large and in charge. Head honcho of the polycule, if there is such a thing. Big dick, big thighs, big tits, he’s got it all. This is a man that does not bottom. It’s not his style.
Well. Sort of. You see, big boy over here likes a good dose of CBT once in a while. Usually D+G does this, but Lang and Maxx are pretty good at it too. And there is a LOT there to torture. Even just a very firm squeeze of his balls can get him going if you catch him off guard with it.
He eats ass like a champ and looooooves to have his face sat on. D+G again is his favorite there, but Mcqueen has a fantastic ass too and he’s more than happy to go oral spelunking.
D+G:
HAHA OH BOY. He gets a little slutty with it. Purposely doesn’t wear underwear under his tiny little toga, lets his boobs hang half out of it, every man in the punishment ward has had a turn. Will do favors for extra snacks.
He will not top. He doesn’t like it. It’s too much work. Just like a lazy cop to not wanna do any real work for what they want. That’s perfect for Viviano, who refuses to bottom because he thinks it’s Gay™️ (we have news for you Viv).
He loves to give titjobs, god knows those things are big enough.
Loves having big attractive men piss on him. To him it’s no different than cum. It’s still a fluid coming out of a dickhole.
Has been sent to the infirmary more than once after trying to let men fuck his bad eye socket. He’s very upset that it doesn’t work that way.
He is a MENACE to McQueen. He’ll rile him up and then tell him no and set him loose on the others with a raging boner knowing full well he set a horny whine bomb on them.
Adores Viviano and they have both kinky freaky sex and loving body worshipping sex. He loves the others too but Viviano is different. It doesn’t help that he loves how much Viv fills him up.
To outsiders, he seems almost stoic. But that perception fades pretty quickly when the toga comes off.
Like Lang, he’ll try anything. He’s less picky than Lang about certain things, and a lot more enthusiastic. Bring him a pudding cup or a bag of goldfish crackers and you can do whatever you want. Even in GDSP, he’ll find a way to live in (relative) luxury.
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marvelous-llama · 9 months
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smilingangel582 · 11 months
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Prince of tennis is an anime I heard from a friend. Its a pretty old one but I like the plot and characters too much.
Lol if only there were many fanfics if them
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Plus, this arrogant cocky little freshman deserves some punishment! Honestly, he's a brat but a chibi one at that 😄
Warning spoilers alert... so read the manga or watch the anime
Enjoy this tk fic, dear peeps, and sorry for the late posts... I had some difficulties in writing and personal stuff... well, enjoy!
(Also... I got no title for this, sorry ~tehe)
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Momoshiro eyed the twist serve that began to shoot through the wind and cut the air in half. He was dreading the final serve from Ryoma Echizen, who had the lead over their practice match.
Meanwhile, Eji Kikumaru grinned in excitement and gleefully waved at them. "One of more set Ochibi (little kid/baby boy/shorty) and Momo you gotta break his service game!"
Momo growled irritably, but then Echizen's shot suddenly sprang into action. Yet again... the game ended as soon as Momo prepared himself for the worst.
"G-Game and match! 6-4 Echizen"
Pointing his racket. Echizen's smirk lifted from his cap. "Mada mada dane (no, not yet)"
"You punk!" Momo grabbed the towel first, and then the rest of the regulars were there along with Kikumaru and Fuji, who had finished their match before.
"What a pain, you just get better, haven't you?" Momo stated with a hint of amusement as he took a sip from his water.
Next to him, Echizen finished his sip in a gulp and huffed in nonchalance. "Don't you mean you're getting worse?"
Momo frowned. "Oi, oi... be nice like a good kohai (underclassmen)" yet seeing how Echizen disregarded this Momo took the initiative to lunge at the freshman who backed away a few steps in preparation regardless of the brave face he forced. He slowly slipped from the corner and towards the other senpais; Kikumaru, Fuji, and Inui.
Echizen was cocky. "Senpai (upperclassmen)... your speed is the worst... I can beat you in anything at this rate"
"Well, you got your own downfalls too you know..." momo tried to argue his way, sheltering his own pride though Echizen mercilessly attacked.
"Like?"
Momo swallowed now, seeing how Echizen was superior in every sense. He sighed now which made the younger shake his head with a shrug "Mada mada dane senpai"
"Oh yeah...? Then our height... is that beatable?" Momo raised an eyebrow as he towered over Echizen. He stumbled back again but remained firm.
"I jump higher, so it's not a disadvantage"
"We'll see how you escape this!" Then, seeing his look of rebel, Momo grabbed Echizen by the waist to pull him over his shoulder. "Maybe in strength I can carry you around..." he added wittily."You who weigh nothing more than a tennis racket..."
Echizen gasped by the sudden lift. He was struggling over his shoulder, now kicking around. "Oi! Put me down, momo senpai!"
Seeing this, Kikumaru laughed. "Hey Momo, don't be mean to ochibi-chan, ne?"
"Not until he apologised to me and respects me," Momo laughed victoriously, this time still holding Echizen by the waist, who was slumped over his shoulder in a strong grip.
"Let me go!" Echizen twisted like a fish through the firm grip of his senpai.
"Hmm....nope -gah! Itai (ouch)! That hurts, baka (idiot)!"
"Hey, now don't fight." Kikumaru, for once being a senpai, tried to stop them. He tried to take Echizen from his shoulders, with a firm grip around his hips to get him down.
However, neither of the older boys expected the short boy to yelp in a startle gasp, his voice sinking with puzzlement, then his foot narrowly missing a kick to Kikumaru's nose.
Momo paused now, he turned to Kikumaru first "S-senpai what did you just do now?"
Kikumaru still had his hands on Echizen's hips and blinked in response (probably the lucky escape of a titan kick), but then turned back to a blushing Echizen who was vigorously struggling even more. "D-dont surprise me like that Kikumaru-senpai"
"Eh? All I did was..." To demonstrate, he squeezed his hips, and Echizen let out another cry, this time with a whine."Don't touch me!"
Inui, who was watching the scenario with Fuji, turned with interest to them. He pushed his glasses and stated in his monotonously factual tone, "I see, that strong reaction proves my data on Echizen, It was 95.46% accurate regarding the probability of Echizen being ticklish"
Fuji gave a soft chuckle. "You don't need data for that Inui... It's obvious, " Inui returned the same chuckle.
Echizen slipped away from Momo's shoulder, now backing away defensively. "I wasn't! H-he startled me... besides, the captain doesn't want to see us slacking off..."
Many were surprised by a defensive Echizen, his blush deepened when his senpais exchanged cunning glances.
"Gotcha!"
"Ah!" Kikumaru's speed became Echizen's downfall today, as he felt two hands attack his sides immediately. "Ochibi! Is that true?"
Feeling the electric touch, he yelped again but managed to escape temporarily though he was cornered by four senpais.
"M-mada mada da -ahahneeh!" His catchphrase was suddenly erupted with giggles when Momo and Fuji tackled the player to the ground with quick scribbled and pokes. He was small enough to be easily pegged down with no strength in brawls... thus, he was helplessly straddled by Kikumaru, who excitedly cracked his fingers "Aww Chibi is so cute! Being ticklish is something we never expect from you"
"K-Kikumaru senpai-!"
Inui began now as he cuts in Echizen's words. "Best way to break Echizen is to find his weak spots very slowly... It's valid even for tennis... to bruden the enemy with bith mental and physical stress"
Echizen tried to argue back, but Kikumaru's nimble fingers pinched his waist, making him struggle to conceal the giggles and jolts.
Fuji, his smile still plastered, smirked even more. "I see where you're coming from Inui"
This was too much, thought Echizen, as he kicked his feet against the ground. With his wrists pinned down, he was trapped, and he was forced to take this torment. He knew he couldn't let them embarrass him... It's bad enough that his father's a bigger humiliation to him in public.
"Oya...?" Momo also joined in and started to poke his collar bones, which made Echizen squeak in pure horror as he scrunched his neck, "Ain't that just adorable. I never thought someone so uncute could be this cute..."
He broke there and brust into proper giggles "Gahaha Momo-sehehenpaii stahahap ihihit!"
Inui grinned his glasses, reflecting sadism "Unfortunately for the cheeky rookie... we've discovered a weak point... poor Echizen's sensitive neck was in my data all along, but I should add ears too..." he was back to scribbling notes making Echizen growl irritably.
"Gehehet ohohoff! Ahahahahoooo(Aho - idiot)!"
Momo gasped, feigning shock. "How dare you be so deceitful, guess we should let him know the consequences of his rash actions, senpais" With that he used his knee to pin Echizen's forearm and then raised both his hands to attack his armpits. That was a wild reaction, making Inui scribble even more on his notes. Echizen wondered if the guy attacking or the guy making notes on his weaknesses is more dangerous...
Kikumaru, the acrobatic, was more engrossed in making Echizen burst into more giggles and reached back to squeeze his knee.
Inui smirked, jackpot Kikumaru.
Echizen shrieked loud, and soon the nearer courts had the attention of Echizen's laughter.
"Oh! Ochibi's weak in the knees!" Kikumaru grinned playfully."Tickle tickle tickle chibi-chan!"
The teasing made it worse. Echizen began to cackle like a madman, and he had never laughed like this since the last time Nanjiro, his father, tickled him to tears as a losers punishment.
"GAHAHA! EHEHENOUGH CUHUHUHUT IHIHIT OHOHOUT NOHOHOW! OIHIHIHIHI!" He was louder, and as a result, they stopped, but Fuji raised a hand thar hovered over him teasingly."I believe you need to appologise to Momo since he's your senior"
"Nehehever..." Echizen just dug his grave through his pants and heavy breathing"
Nevertheless, something cold trickled down his back when Fuji's eyes opened to reveal a severe glint of mischief. "Hmm, are you sure?"
Echizen gasped when Fuji's longer fingers snuck under his shirt and attacking his stomach. "This will be his breaking point, Inui..."
"OHOHK! PLEHEHEASE STAHAHAP! IHIHIHI AHAHAM SOHOHORRRY MOHOHOMO SEHEHENPAIIII!"
"Yush!" With that, Fuji clapped his hands with satisfaction."I think I enjoy this even more than watching people suffer from Inui's special remix drinks"
Kikumaru nodded brightly. "Right, nya? Isn't he the most adorable thing you've ever seen?"
Momo, who was satisfied with Echizen's apology, looked warily at Kikumaru. "Ah... senpai I doubt that's what Fuji implied of enjoying Echizen's laugh"
Echizen straightened up with gasps and uncurled from his balled position. "I hahate you guys"
Momo smiled as he helped a tired Echizen up from the ground. "You should laugh more. It's a nice look on you." With that, Kikumaru pounced on Echizen with a hug of affection."Right! Ochibi!"
Ryoma Echizen smiled genuinely now, "Mattaku (jeez) my senpais are so evil"
Tezuka arrived now, with Oishi, who was next to him. He turned to everyone with a knowing look. Then stated "Rub forty laps... for slacking off everyone!"
Wincing Momo nodded. "Hai(ok) kaicho(captain)"
Inui and Fuji gave uneasy smiles and accepted their fate while Kikumary pouted in offence.
"Echizen..." The captain began again. This made him anxiously look up at the captain, expecting a greater punishment "Twenty five laps"
Surprised Momo snapped back. "W-Why????"
"Forty-five laps..." he warned Momo, who yelped in fear."Sorry!" Echizen sighed in relief for his penalty.
They began the run, and Oishi chuckled next to Tezuka. "I didn't think you were this soft... was it his laugh?"
"Quiet Oishi, or else I'll make you run as well." With that, he was gone, Oishi watched them with a smile, a hope for nationals for erupting in his mind.
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curewhimsy · 5 months
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new parody oc story idea
Romeo-kun and Juliet-senpai
1 normal guy, 25 crazy girls
College first-year Romeo Adachi is a generic boy, studying to be a male witch, with a complex about his first name. In a crazy world filled with magical life forms, Romeo has no special features. Juliet Oyamada, a catgirl who is a year older than him, also has a complex about her name….
One day they meet, and end up hating each other. Then they find out each other’s first name… and chaos ensues.
Romeo and Juliet hate each other, but can’t seem to ever be separated. Especially since their families want them to get married because of their “star-crossed names.” (Even though in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, the two families hated each other. Oh the irony!)
At the hidden magic college they go to, only 10% of the current student body is male. Romeo has a long time crush on the cheerful and sporty fox fauna girl, Ashley.
In Romeo’s class, there are 5 boys and 25 girls.
Romeo is an extremely plain guy surrounded by 25 crazy magic girls of all kinds of tropes. This manga is kind of a parody and the tropes are played with.
The world is a magical version of Earth. The school is a college campus that teaches magic, and is a very zany school filed with dungeons and secret rooms. There is also an adventurous twist in the story. Eventually.
The girls also all seem a bit bisexual.
A fauna is a person with animal ears and a tail.
The characters are as follows…
Tsundere girl with twintails- Juliet Oyamada the catgirl. She is messy, aggressive, bad-mannered, but has a good heart… and is surprisingly cute. She has orange hair in wavy long twintails.
Genki tomboy who loves sports- Ashley, Romeo’s initial crush and childhood friend from late elementary. A fox girl who is chaotic, uncouth, loud, deranged. She has boyish red hair.
The modest everygirl- Ichigo the dog fauna who has a crush on Romeo. Has been friends with Romeo since early high school. She has short pink hair.
Most adorable girl ever- Tomona the alien. She has pink skin, black hair, and antennae-like alien ears. Very innocent. She says “boop” after everything.
Shy nerdy book girl- Kyoko the cyclops. Kyoko is quiet, but knowlegable a wide range of subjects. She reads everything she can get her hands on. She cries easily, but hates to do so because a cyclops crying with one eye as is deemed a spectacle of sorts.
Mysterious pretentious girl- Daphne the reptile fauna dragon girl. She fakes being mysterious, basically.
Sassy gyaru girl- Leigh the bunnygirl. Leigh is confident and a bit loud, but kind and quite intelligent. She wears the gyaru fashion style and is a dancer. She is half-Uruguayan.
Masculine fighter girl- Kirara, centaur with an unfitting cute name. Kirara has a shaved head. She does martial arts, and can do a few extra moves due to being a centaur.
Dummy baka airhead girl- Hilda the chubby elfin girl. Hilda’s mind is always somewhere else. She also yells a lot. She is 4 feet and 6 inches. She is chubby.
Shy shrinking violet girl- Tasha the fairy. Tasha can shrink down to fairy size when she wants. She is very shy and doesn’t like to be seen, so it’s often. She is Black and has purple braids.
Sparkly cute idol girl- Aimi the android girl. Aimi was an android built to sing and dance, but she became sentient.
Normal tsukkomi girl- Amanda the harpy. Amanda thinks she’s the only normal person in this whole school. She constantly remarks when people are being Weird. She has a beak. 
Otaku girl- Hyorin, Korean fairy girl. She moved to Japan because she loves anime. Hyorin loves the yuri genre and secretly loves girls herself… She even has two moms.
Classy well-mannered girl- Etsuko who has 3 eyes. She also has lavender skin and horns. She is classy and strict, and cannot handle uncouth things and people.
Wild girl who causes mischief- Meiran, Chinese, undead monster girl. She is always causing mischief and yelling. And living live to the extreme. And yelling.
Genius stoic emotionless girl- Zoey the serpentine girl. Nobody knows what goes on in Zoey’s head, but it’s a lot.
Sweet sleepy girl- Sonya the cyclops monster girl. She has a comfy presence. Sonya can’t wink because she has one eye. She is prone to falling asleep.
Zany inventor girl- Ayana, giraffe girl transfer student from Tanzania. She wears huge nerdy glasses. She also has a long neck. Ayana is always yelling “eureka!” 
The mean queen girl- Minoru, called “Meanie” by boys, ghost undead. Minoru is your classic telenovela mean girl. Why is she so mean? What a snob.
Big sister girl- Urara is Kirara’s older sister and a centaur. Urara is very sweet, protective, and nurturing. She also gets into fights and kicks butt.
Tough punk sukeban girl- Nicole the wolf fauna. A lone wolf, who is similar to Miyu but doesn’t get along with her. They are rivals from opposing gangs. She has… you guessed it, a soft spot for cute things.
Yankee gang girl- Miyu the horned banshee. She is from an opposing gang to Nicole and clashes with her. She is always yelling and is very uncouth.
Goth musician girl- Rune the android alien girl. She loves to rock, demonic style.
Clumsy girl- Anisa the cheerful Indonesian Muslim deer fauna, a baker. She loves to cook but often spills her batter and trips over crumbs… But her cakes and cookies are usually delicious and filled with love… and sometimes random items she clumsily lost in the batter.
Edgy chuunibyou girl- Aurelia Xiomara Petrichor VII. A vampire. Yes, that’s her real name. She is pretentious and is a lord of the darkness.
The plain generic guy- Romeo Adachi. He’s so normal that it’s weird.
Obnoxious friend- Sugano the obnoxious yelling vampire. He is bald.
Handsome senpai friend- Kawamoto the sexy alien. He has a mustache.
Shy guy friend- Kizaki the ghost undead beaver fauna boy. He is soft.
Manly muscle guy friend- Nitta the fat bear fauna guy. He has a beard. He is gentle but kind of strange sometimes. Lots of muscle.
Eccentric teacher- Emma Hoshimi the art teacher is zany and eccentric
Shy teacher- Sori Lee the science teacher is always messing around in the chemistry room and causing explosions. She is very shy though.
Strict teacher- Kasey Elmer the math teacher is usually fed up with students. And life.
Protective teacher- Kendra Wilson is a nice teacher who cares deeply about the students, isn’t afraid to break up fights and get to the bottom of problems.
Romeo’s loyal mutt dog- Miso the brown shaggy dog. He looks like a bear.
An adorable cat who says “nimu nimu”- Poco is a blue cat! 
A flying pig- Spot the winged pig can fly.
A little dinosaur- Toothy the little T-Rex.
A cute dragon- Garnet is an adorable dragon and a school pet.
A cute dragon- Topaz is an adorable dragon and a school pet.
A cute little mascot creature- Konamon is Juliet’s mysterious creature pet. Nobody quite knows what he is, exactly.
Tasha’s talking teddy bear- Cookie is a beloved plush from Tasha’s childhood who came to life.
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waitmyturtles · 7 days
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GMMTV 2024 Part 2, let's go
I've had my MULTIPLE cawfees and I'm watching the GMMTV Part 2 trailers. @my-rose-tinted-glasses, this one's for you!
TL;DR what I'm excited for: Ossan's Love with trepidation; Revamp: The Undead, I'm first in line; The Ex-Morning with open arms; Us, once we have a better sense of the screenplay; Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist, drop it like it's hot, Mark; Thame-Po, boys look gewd
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1) Ossan's Love: THE KEY WORDS BEING "INSPIRED BY"
If I take away the inclination to do any sort of comparisons to the Japanese version whatsoever ("INSPIRED BY"), I'm thrilled that EarthMix get to do romcom. Earth at this level of baka is utterly unbelievable to me, you are too smokin' hot, boy, but try to bring it, because if you do, and it's a success, then I'll be fucking really impressed.
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2) Leap Day: Looks scary. Gun!
3) The Heart Killers: ...
Man. Man! First in muscle shirts and an earring, kisses pushed up against walls, etc. Where have we seen this before. Lemme guess, they all get together in the end. I would like to force myself to be excited about this somehow, Jojo on 10 Things, but. I haven't been there with JoongDunk yet, either, so actually, they seemed kinda refreshing against the FK vibes, ha. Anyway, this reignited my OF burnout, which I'm honestly trying to ignore as I get close to re-watching The Eclipse for my Old GMMTV Challenge project. @my-rose-tinted-glasses, my trust issues switch is flipped to "on."
(Get Jojo away from ships, please. He had Tay kissing Joss and Mild in the same year AFTER Dark Blue Kiss. He fucking doesn't need to use ships.)
4) Friendshit Forever: no subs, seems intense, the gals are smokin', NEW AND BOUN?! Hate to say it, but even without knowing what this is exactly about, I'm intrigued? My Boun! New and Boun!
5) Perfect 10 Liners: They're letting New Siwaj do 30 episodes, folks. I have no predictions on this one, y'all will have to tell me if it's good. Perth is back with New Siwaj directing after 2018's Love By Chance. If they give Chimon a little comedy, I'll be happy. I asked for Junior again, but maybe I wasn't expecting him to go to school, but I will admit I like JuniorMark together, and if they get to helm 10 episodes as the center stars, then good for them! Maybe that'll be the bit of this series that I watch.
6) Us: I believe in this screenplay more than how 23.5 is working out. I think Fon Kanittha needs more stuff on her plate to play around with to make a great show. This trailer was great. I'm watching My Precious the Series now (after having watched the movie this past weekend, which I was disappointed by -- the series is MUCH better, and going better than 23.5), and I'm seeing that Fon does stuff very well, background community building that gives us macro- and micro-level understandings of her characters. If those levels are Sing Harit, I'm here for it, that was an unexpected appearance, but if he's recalling the strength he brought to Todd in Not Me, then I'm a happy camper.
7) Hide and Sis: I love Piploy. Wednesday Club was a total holiday trash watch for me last year, but I loved her a lot. Looks like they're promoting this as a multi-generational show with known older actors, the approach of which I like. Everyone hates each other and maybe tries to kill each other; Keeping Up With the Thai Kardashians, maybe? Surprise, Gawin's a cop. Chimon as murderer, I'll support that.
8) Thame-Po: This looks cute. I'll consider a pre-order! Separately, I happen to adore cute Lego from LYKN, so good on those dudes for getting a show, and I like that William is pushing his boundaries outside of music.
9) Break-Up Service: I am happy that Off has gotten this kind of sneaky love romcom (?) role.
10) Revamp: The Undead: I'm here for it. I'm so happy for BounPrem. I'm happy to see some strong support dudes in Kay and Mark in this project. I haven't watched My Only 12%, so I don't know from Santa, but I know a lot of friends love him. I am totally seated. GMMTV is really the BL Machine, huh, absorbing this project.
11) Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist: Do not get me wrong, I am very excited about this; I am just wondering if Baby Ohm needs a little workshopping to get more diversity in his expressions. But I am very excited, Mark looks SO DOWN and ready to lead. View! Jimmy! I'm good with this.
12) The Dark Dice: High School Squid Game, I can't
13) The Ex-Morning: I gotta admit. This kind of moment is one of the reasons why I'm so happy doing the OGMMTVC. The big-ass smile I had on my face seeing KristSingto again, even though I really wasn't the biggest fan of SOTUS -- I've done a whole accountability turn on Krist after seeing him in Be My Favorite, and I appreciate that this show will go meta on the KristSingto background. It fucking sucks that Shadow sucked, because Singto is such a good actor, just seems like his scripts are here and there lately, but anyway. Aof Noppharnach writing this? Last Twilight ended cringe, but I'm still an Aof girlie, so I am 100% excited for this.
14) Scarlet Heart Thailand: That wasn't really a trailer, but considering the reputation the base story has in Asia and globally, I like, business-wise, what this means for GMMTV, a historical that will have appeal to multiple generations. I understand the original novel for this, Bu Bu Jing Xin, isn't translated into English, and that's a bummer, because it seems like this Thai version, which has already been dramatized in China and Korea, is based squarely on the novel. Fuck Win. These were the kinds of shows I loved as a kid when I watched Asian shows with my folks, so I have to admit that I'm intrigued, but I would have liked to see a meatier trailer.
That's it!
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brokenrealitylooper · 10 months
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Five Times NGE 2
Five Times Asuka Or Shinji Said I'm Here
1.
The first time, Asuka belted it out in German the instant Shinji stepped through the door. She felt a little bad—the poor boy jumped, dropping his bag—but she relished the surprise too.
She even enjoyed the following argument on Japanese doors, and the sudden appearance of Misato behind them didn't do more than make her jump—hush, she did not cling to Shinji in surprise.
Even if it felt nice for the moment it lasted before her fellow Pilot jumped away and apologized to her.
2.
The second time, Asuka yelled it across the comm to Shinji as he was reaching out to her, even as his Eva was pulled into the pool of shadow that was Leliel. She buried it under anger, but the fact she failed him burned in her gut until well after he'd been recovered.
3.
The third time, was after he was released from confinement after Bardiel. He trudged into the apartment, and Asuka quietly nudged him into a chair at the table and set a cup of tea in front of him.
At his surprised glance, she only shrugged.
“I'm here, Shinji.” she said softly, then crossed her arms, pretending indifference, “It wasn't your fault, and the Stooge will back me up this time. He's fine, by the way.”
When he only slumped, she bumped a chair next to him and sat so she could lean into his space.
“Stop beating yourself up, my Baka.” she huffed, pausing before offering him a smile, “Touji's fine, despite whatever program your father used.”
4.
The fourth time, Shinji was the one to speak. He'd ducked under the tape blocking access to her after the “fight” with Arael, kneeling next to her and wrapping her in a hug.
“I'm here, Asuka.” he gently turned her chin to face him, smiling at her, “We'll survive like before, right? The Great Asuka Langley Soryu and the Mighty Shinji Ikari, right?”
5.
The fifth time, Asuka pulled him into a hug, letting him sob on her shoulder over having to kill Kaworu.
She'd heard—trapped by the boy-Angel inside her own Eva—everything that had been said. And while she was still burned by the betrayal—both in general and for Shinji—she set it aside.
“I'm here, Shinji.” she brushed his hair, let his sagging weight pull them both to the ground, never letting go, “You did what you had to, and it sucks. But we're almost passed everything. A little longer and we can go anywhere you want to remember him.”
6.
The last time... well, the first last time they screamed it across Instrumentality, trying to find each other through the orange haze. They latched onto each other, pushing through the storm of each others memories, determined to be there for each other.
And then they found themselves on the beach, sun blazing above them as their shared wish to restart fresh without Eva became solid.
They turned to each other, trials etched across their faces, and smiled.
“I'm here.”
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Still on my “Five Times” kick.
And yes, I know in canon she wasn’t in her Eva; but this time she worried about Kaworu, and tried to beat him by Piloting her Eva. Still didn’t stop him, but meant she heard Kaworu’s speach.
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