#bearded bde

[athenepromachos]

A hairy bear on the prowl......🥵🥵🥵

#henry cavill #walter marshall #detective walter marshall #beardy boi #bearded bde #henry's furry bits #night hunter #😍😍😍😍 #embrace the face floof

[zappedbyzabka]

I’m going to lose it

#HELLO #HELLOOOOOO #the beard the wrinkles the tan the hands Im going to faint #No one absolutely no one can deny his bde in this #He needs his beard lick I cant #DILF DILF #He FUCKS— #um what? #ralph macchio

[complicatedsquishy]

Just started bingeing ted lasso and God I love this man

#go white boy go white boy go #ted lasso #BDE ted lasso #afc richmond #honestly id smash #shout out to #coach beard

[elvisgasm]

And Devour

Warnings: elvis x reader, BDE Elvis era, smoking, grinding, some kissing, elvis is very dominant in this, shy!reader, teasing, fingering, biting

He’s so much bigger than you and it makes you keen. Whimpering lightly as he slips this thumb past your swollen lips.

You’re sitting at his leather boots, small hands resting against one of his thick thighs.

He runs the pad of this thumb across your lips and past your lips again with a soft groan. His dark brows rise in heat when you whimper and swallow around the digit.

Your eyes flutter shut at the demureness of it all - heat floods your cheeks and you can feel Elvis pull his hand away from you, letting you chase after him some before falling back to rest on your haunches.

Manicured nails bunch into the satin of your skirt and you pant, shifting softly on your knees against the pillow Elvis had put down under you. You run your tongue over your lips to savor the taste of him with a girlish giggle.

Elvis smiles warmly, spreading his thighs before reaching down to help lift you to your feet.

“C’mere,” he pulls you into his lap, “There ya’ go.” He nuzzles your cheek, pressing kisses to your soft skin. His beard paints a burning tickle to your skin and you pull away bashfully, pressing a small hand to his chest.

A large hand wraps around the wrist of your smaller one.

“Y’so soft,” Elvis’ voice is deep and guttural against the smooth of his touch and the vanilla scent of the room. The fabric of his pants rubs against the soft of your thighs, and suddenly, the fur of the couch woven between your fingers is far more present than it was a moment ago.

He licks a stripe up the column of your neck before he's turning your head to meet him in a kiss.

Large hands dig into the plush of your hips, pulling you flush against him.

Elvis bites at your lip with a hum and you whimper brokenly against his lips.

He pulls back to kiss at the curve of your jaw, biting and nipping against your heated skin. And god, he wants to fucking devour you. To eat you whole and bite at you until there's nothing left. To kiss you until you bleed and pull thin until you snap.

He bites at your bottom lip, pulling it between his teeth before letting go to kiss you gently.

“Mm,” you coo against the plush of his lips and he swallows your moans, savoring the scent and flavor of you all at once. He swallows you and bites at you. You shiver under the weight of his hands and he exhales through his nose.

“Mhm,” he hums, nodding into the kiss.

The room smells heavy of cigar smoke and the musk of his cologne. It all but makes your mind melt and your lids flutter shut as you fall into the heat of the man beneath you.

Elvis pulls away for a moment, chuckling at your heavily lidded eyes as he reaches for his cigar sitting in a glass ashtray on a side wooden table.

You watch him lazily, sitting on the tops of his thighs as he takes a drag. His eyes remain stuck on your own, lazily petting his hand over your thigh.

He swallows the cloud of smoke, shuffling down some to spread his legs wider under you and you giggle lightly.

“Somethin’ funny, little lady?” he relaxes into the cushions, holding the cigar away from you over the curve of the couch.

You only lean forward and press your lips against his own which he happily accepts, smiling into the kiss.

“Y’smell so good.”

You nod, rutting your hips against his own.

“Could eat you.”

You giggle again, pecking his lips before pulling back to examine his hand holding the cig.

Taking note of the thick jewelry that dresses each digit and the colorful diamonds accentuating each band of gold.

Elvis cocks his head, watching your eyes trace over his hand.

Your eyes follow the length of his wrist to where the cigar sits between two ringed digits. The smoke trails from the tip in whisps.

He can already sense what you're about to ask.

“Wanna try,” you pull your bottom lip between your teeth.

“Ya’sure?”

You nod.

Elvis shakes his head lightly with an airy laugh, “Alright.”

Moving his hand to hold the cigar in front of your lips he nods to you as you look between his eyes and the bud of the cig.

Wrapping your lips around the end you inhale slowly, trying to mimic the way you'd seen him smoke earlier.

There's a burn that settles in the back of your throat and a heavy taste of ash that pillows past your lips as you cough.

Elvis rubs your thigh with a heavy laugh, moving the cig back to the ashtray as you try to settle your breathing.

Once you’ve relaxed you let out a quipped giggle, smiling bashfully behind your hand.

Theres a soft moment that both of your eyes meet and Elvis smiles warmly. His hand continues to stroke up and down the length of your thigh, growing teasingly close to the band of your panties.

“I saw that,” He gestures to the cigar on the table.

The pad of his thumb slips past the fabric of your panties to stroke softly over your folds and you jump at the touch, giggling at the forwardness of the older man.

“That feel good?” he smiles when you nod, giggling before breaking off into a choked moan as his finger presses into the heat of your cunt.

“Oh,” your hands drop behind you to rest on the tops of his thighs and your eyes flutter shut.

“So tiny, hmm.”

Your lips part in an ‘o’ and your thighs jolt when he circles the pad of his thumb over your clit gently.

Elvis chuckles, “Right there?”

You nod again. His movement slows some and you reach your hand around to hold his wrist still, thumb still pressing against your sensitive bud.

“Y’so sweet,” Elvis chides, leaning forward to kiss at your swollen lips as he stretches your cunt open.

"Gonna eat you alive."

#elvis #elvis x reader #elvis presley x reader #big daddy elvis #elvis presley #big daddy elvis x reader

[livingbreathingdreams]

❤︎ at the corner store

Captain Syverson x Reader drabble

A/N: Inspired by this prompt on a list I once saw on Pinterest: “met while buying condoms at the corner store”

It was only supposed to be a quick trip to the corner store to stock up on some supplies. You hadn’t planned on talking to anyone but the bored college girl behind the register. Dressed in your best plaid pyjama pants and pink fluffy slippers you gathered what you needed and were on your way to pay.

Rounding the corner, you didn’t pay attention to where you were going and promptly bumped into someone. Someone tall and big. The impact sent everything you were holding tumbling down to the ground.

First, you were annoyed at the inconvenience that would be keeping you away from your bed for longer. But then the man you just ran into chuckled, after looking down to the ground between the two of you. “Interesting assortment Darlin’. Someone’s paring the red sea then.” I wasn’t formulated like a question, but rather a statement that seemed to be very amusing to him.

You finally looked up at the guy and nearly choked on your own spit. “I I’m…” Your stammering was embarrassing but not as embarrassing as the fact that even after only just meeting him, you were certain that you very much would let this man part the red sea. He looked rugged in his washed-out band t-shirt, cropped hair, and wild-looking beard but there was something about him. He was a man exuding BDE. Built like a brick shit house and the sparkle of mischief in his bright stormy eyes.

After clearing your throat, you decided to be brave and started over. “No. No candidates for a voyage that treacherous just yet, I’m afraid. But my friend has recently been talking about manifestation a lot and how you should act like you already have what you want. This is me doing exactly that.” The handsome stranger was crouching down, looking up at you to hand you the condoms, tampons, and bar of chocolate you had dropped with a devilish grin on his face. “I wouldn’t mind.”

#captain syverson x reader #syverson x reader #captain syverson drabble #captain syverson imagine #corner store #meet cute #livingbreathingdreams #meet weird #periods

[navybrat817]

Those piercing blue eyes and the grey in the beard and the strut and the rich vibes and the dark brown hair is KILLING ME, he’s the most prettiest and the most hottest human being 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

I know, nonnie! Let's talk about it some more. 💙

@11thstreetvigilante and I were chatting about the audacity of this man and she sends me THIS. Tell me it isn't Sugar Daddy /Mob Boss/DBF, BDE, just caught some boy trying to hit on what's his, because you're his whether you like it or not, two seconds away from dragging you to his car and fucking you in the backseat or on the hood so you and that boy know who you belong to kind of vibes.

No? Just me? 😇

Love and thanks! 💙

#navybrat answers #spicy ask #sebastian stan #romanian menace #bucky barnes #mob!bucky barnes #sugar daddy!bucky barnes #dbf!bucky barnes #anon ask #sending love ❤️ #asks are always appreciated

[isefyres]

the dilfs of westeros.

tywin lannister, daddy lannister, three children, probably a bastard and bde.

ardrian celtigar, sugar d*addy, rich as fuck.

harmer uller, a little insane but great beard.

jorah mormont, the old bear, deserves some tender lovin' care.

jason mallister, cat was ready to give him some babies, facts.

jon connington, he is a drama king, but we stan.

edmure tully, barely makes the list, but he gave one pump and made a baby so he gets a spot here.

tremond gargalen, no sons alive but daddy is a state of mind, it's an energy.

gwayne dayne, not only a dad but eldest son which counts as double energy.

oberyn martell, literally the biggest of all, my man has more bastards than I have pills to take a day.

#out of character ╲ when you play the game › mun.

[athenepromachos]

Hoodie and a strut.....

He's coming for ya.....

#henry cavill #royal marine hoodie #hoodie ⚠️ 📢 #doing da strutz #sexy bear #bearded bde #all man #he's coming for you #ooooh lord #jean junk #kraken 101 #he's packing #cavill bde #pussy pulsing #🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑🍌🦑

[lowpolylobotomy]

oh my god i love useless factoids. tell me more useless drag race factoids

all my factoids are about english speaking seasons for the most part. idk much abt the other ones

ooh here’s a REALLY useless one. gottmik, jada shada hudson, etcetera etcetera, krystal versace, jaida essence hall, and daya betty (and probably more i’m missing) all have rumix verses where they mention a snatched/cinched/tiny waist.

“face is stamped so right, clown paint and waist so tight” (gottmik, lucky)

“drag race, beat face, small waist, wigs laced” (jada shada hudson, true north strong and fierce)

“snatched face, tiny waist, bet you thought you’d never see this bitch on drag race” (etcetera etcetera, queens down under)

“she’s the face and the grace, big uh tiny waist” (krystal versace, bde)

“sickening little bitch with an itty bitty waist, chile i’m never afraid to put a bitch in her place” (jaida essence hall, legends)

“yeah my mug is stamped and my waist is thinner so you’d betty be ready ‘cause i’ve always been a winner” (daya betty, catwalk)

if i went through and counted all the verses that mentioned the “crown” or “making [parental figure] proud” i think i would die . maybe i’ll do that

pandora boxx was the first queen to ever have an entrance line in season 2 (hey, fake ladies !) and i BELIEVE jiggly caliente was the first to ever have an exit line in season 4 (deuces !) . funny how both were on all stars 6

speaking of jiggly, she and mariah balenciaga are two queens that have censored mirror messages ! jiggly, as a trans woman, wrote a mirror message about paying for trans surgery in season 4, which was censored in the edit. and then of course you have mariah’s iconic “congratulations raja” mirror message - many, many episodes before raja would actually be crowned the winner of season 3.

the first queen to ever write a mirror message was shangela.

shea couleé is the only queen to my knowledge to enter the werkroom first, twice. (on as5 and as7.) the vivienne and bebe zahara benet have both entered last twice. unless. unless you count raven as entering last on as7 but who would count raven in anyrhing ever

i forget if bianca del rio, envy peru or la diamond has the best track record out of all the winners, but it’s one of ‘em. think it depends on who you ask. i think it’s agreed that priyanka has the worst though 🥲

in the infinite list of rugirls, acid betty is first alphabetically, and yvie oddly is last.

bebe, tyra, raja, aquaria, chad, and the vivienne all won after entering the workroom last. trixie, shea, lawrence chaney, danny beard, and priyanka all won after entering first (bianca entered first in her premiere group, so she kind of counts ?)

elecktra bionic is the only winner to have no challenge wims. priyanka has 2 and STILL has the worst track record 😔can’t believe theyd do my favourite winner like this💔

dax exclamationpoint is violet chachki’s drag mother (in the words of laganja: dax ? the nerd ???) chad is morgan mcmichaels’ mother, asia is phi phi/jaremi’s, honey davenport is monét’s, and theres way more that i’m forgetting 😵‍💫

max is the lowest placing queen to win more than one challenge, placing 9th post trixie comeback.

thats all for now. i wrote wayyy too much and i have so many more if anyone wqnts to enable my autism

#charly’s useless drag race facts #🚨 weewoo weewoo #bites talks a little too much

[anakinskywalkerog]

For the Anon who asked me about a break down of Hayden's birth chart.

Hayden is an Aries sun and Scorpio moon : Aries Sun Scorpio Moon individuals are creatures of extremes, people with strong personalities whose life and character are shaped by contrasts. They can be extremely outgoing and engaging or intensely shy. Their moods vacillate between lightheartedness and intensity - a sense of humor is a must. In Hayden we can see when he was starting out and all the bts of Clone Wars movie. He liked to joke around, and didn't mind having a more 4-D personality. So when he was younger he definitely tapped more into his Aries energy personality. He is an Aries Sun, Mercury, and Mars, meaning his ego, communication and the way he took action was very much like an Aries. I could see that maybe when Hayden was younger he was impulsive and just did whatever he wanted. And did not think about consequences until much later. As he got older we can see it completely flipped for him (backlash from neck bearded star wars dude bros/people criticizing his acting due to how the film was directed and it looked, even though he was literally following what GL told him/The higher up in Hollywood that tried to Blacklist him for going against HW). As he got older that Scorpio moon, which is his emotions definitely took over for him. This was the flipped that made him think more about how much of himself he put out there. In the beginning his Aries placements probably loved all that media attention. Once the criticism came in for him and it emotionally affected him he pulled away. It's why he does not have social media, we only ever see pictures of him at the farmers market, it's why he is mostly in Canada on his farm away from the city or begin too recognizing. Anyone who has Scorpio placements love their privacy and not everyone is going to know what is going on with them. So when Hayden shares with us a bit about him, it's literally what he wants us to know and he will not go deeper than that.

Now when it comes to love and sex Hayden is an Aries Mars and Taurus venus meaning: He needs a good measure of reliability in a romantic relationship in order to feel loved, but also requires a fair dose of emotional energy and a sense of movement. He is somewhat possessive in love, and absolutely hates to be ignored. He is a sensualist at heart, and prefers to slow down to let himself take in everything; yet his sexual nature is quick, somewhat impatient, and to the point! So he has a contradictory nature on romantic and sexual levels, and that may not only confuse a partner, but also confuses him at times! As sensual as he is, the experience is also extremely important to him. He looks for a partner who is reliable and practical.  Romantically speaking, he is quite content and somewhat traditional. Sexually speaking, he loves the chase and the conquest. Hayden needs for both spontaneity and forethought in relationships, which may seem conflicting–and at times this will be a challenge. However, if he can find a partner that can maintain a relationship that is secure and adventurous at the same time, that will make him the happiest. Essentially a partner for Hayden would have to make the impulsive Aries Mars feel like it's begin challenged as well as it just begin spontaneous. The Taurus venus for him just wants stability and a confortable home life. So the real challenge isn't going to be about getting Hayden. You can get him easily. It's about getting him to stay with you once you have him. He can become bored very easily if you are not feeding into his Aries placements. When it comes to having fun with him in private. He is VERY passionate, can be rough (not in a bad way) with his partner but is very much about getting his partner to where they are very satisfied. This is why I said BDE, he will absolutely do things in bed to his partner that will just have them wanting more. But needs that stable feeling afterwards. Meaning if the man wants cuddles and deep emotional thoughts. You gotta give it to him or he might just treat it like a hook up with no feelings attached.

But that is mostly what I got from his chart. I am not any sort of professional astrologer or anything. I have just been learning and studying it for like 4 years now. So I could be absolutely wrong about everything but that it again what I got from looking into his chart.

Sorry that it was so long Oli, but I had to deep dive for them. But if you or the other anon want me to look at something more specific for him let me know

Astrology Anon 💜😈

thank you astrology anon!! 🫡💜

this is just. ugh. idk i just still can’t get over how perfect Hayden is for me anyway i’m a Scorpio i don’t need to go into this again. i just love him so

everyone round off applause for our resident astrologer 🙏✨

#star wars #anakin skywalker #hayden christensen #answered asks #astrology #birth chart #scorpio #aries

[foxilayde]

OMG i'm so living through you! please tell him i love him and also good luck bc i think i would completely dissociate upon meeting him. all i can think about is beard and hands and smile lines and salt & pepper curls. i recommend wearing heels that'd be fun. i hope it'll be everything you want it to be, have fun!

This got so lost in my asks so sorry hun,,, but omg i have had so many ppl say “tell him I love him”. He knows, bby. He knows. At the panel someone asked him, “how does it feel to have your face out there as all these iconic characters?” And he was like fukin manspreading in his chair when he answered “it feels very natural to me. What else do you want me to say?” Like… sirrrrrrrr, pleeease [ insert gif of Tiffany Pollard gif “I know that dick is big I just KNOW it”] ughhh 😩

And yeah, on record, that man is 5’8 but the BDE makes him 5’10 at least, on god, unreal.

#anon

[luckydiorxoxo]

I like the BDE I'm getting from Sebastian PRESENTLY. The other one is giving me the real life version of Arthur. The past ..... is literally the past, got to move on somehow. / if he dumps Alba, you will be back to thirsting?

I don't even thirst right now. 😕 There isn't material for me there. I usually ignore it on discord. Unless I'm down bad and I hit a random memory like his blue suit and beard from the Lightyear premiere. I don't really see them breaking up... and I think that era is done for him, at least in my mind, so it's a mute argument.

[mystery4two]

SZA said it’s cuffing szn and i’m tryna cuff HIM. winston duke gives such BDE LIKE ITS CRAZY AND THE BEARD OML DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BEARD AND ALL THAT IT CAN DOOOOO

that beard can tickle my .... mhm

[kittenofanarchy]

Season 4 Ep 4

This episode fucked my brain like come on I didn’t need more thought plots to write!!! I haven’t finished the first set yet!!! 

Also.... 

We didn’t need to do Gilly that way... I didn’t need those tears

NESTOR!!!!! Need I say more. (Love my French braided baby)

EZ and Bishop... I needed that BDE 

But also give me back S1 or 2 Bish cause this asshole shit ain’t working for me (we can keep the beard though)

#mayans #mayans mc #gilly lopez #nestor oceteva #bishop losa #ez reyes #ezekiel reyes #alsocouldwenothavedonebishopBDEbetterinthatonescene #weallknowwhatscene

[artstardoodles]

Gnolls Gnolls Gnolls!

Okay, I love gnolls. I fucking love them. I feel like they, like orcs and goblins, too often get pigeonholed into the “evil” box and no one puts any more thought in.  But orcs and goblins have been having a renaissance; I’d include drow, but I’d honestly kill to see a genuinely evil drow in D&D* as opposed to another brooding Drizz’t clone, but I digress.  But no, not enough people show gnolls the love and respect they deserve. Why? because they’re hyena-folk! And as many of you do not actually know, I fucking love hyenas.  But that’s a rant for a different day and a different blog.

So, as I’ve said a few times now, I’ve been beginning to work on a comic.  The story is loosely based on a series of old campaigns I was a part of, and I’m honestly pretty proud of it.  Most of the story happens in and centers around the country of Akkadea, an empire that has managed to survive and thrive for many thousands of years by the present day.  In the heart of the country lies a vast, white sand desert, the grains so fine and smooth that you can sail ships up and down the ever-shifting dunes.  This place is known as the Moon Sea, and is considered rather unhospitable for humans.  However, this is where the Beastfolk thrive.  Gnolls, kobolds, lizardfolk, catfolk, and more steer the Sand Skimmers across the sea, ferrying travelers across the deadly desert, for a cost.  

BUT WE’RE HERE FOR THE GNOLLS BABY!

So, I don’t know how many of you know this, but hyenas are matriarchal, meaning the biggest, toughest ladies are the ones who run things.  Female hyenas are typically bigger and stronger than males, since they tend to eat first and best, and they actually often bully the males in the pack.  The thing that’s most fun about this though (to me at least) is that female hyenas have what are called psuedopenises. I’m not going to get into what exactly that means, mostly because I don’t particularly feel like it and you can look it up if you really want to know, but I find some amusement in the fact that lady hyenas can actually bring forth the BDE.  All that is to say that I took some inspiration from that to show some gender difference between male and female gnolls.  So the one above this needlessly long block of text is a female.  Female gnolls tend to keep their back fur long, and like to grow out their beards so they can be braided and adorned.  Females are going to generally be larger than males, and are usually wearing more status symbols (jewelry, trophies, weapons, skulls) than their male counterparts.

Males on the other hand tend to be a bit smaller, a bit leaner, and a lot more fuzzy.  Gnolls on average tend to be anywhere from 5-7ft tall, though it comes down to the specific region they’re from.

I hope you all have gained an appreciation for hyenas and gnolls now.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

*I don’t know shit about the lore in 5e, there might be some evil drow.  I use D&D as a catch-all term for d20 based fantasy games.

#hyena #gnoll #d&d art #fantasy art #character art #webcomic #web comic #model sheet #anthro #grassy gnoll #bara gnoll #hyenas are actually really cute guys #they get a bad rap #they actually hunt more than lions #higher catch rate too #they aren't just scavengers #look up a baby hyena #do it #look at that wonderful little murder bean in the eyes and tell it that it's ugly #okay but don't actually look it in the eyes #its mother WILL eat your legs off #digital art