#because what the actual FUCK

[kaleidescopic]

being a black nail polish lesbian is hard fucking work btw

#we do not get enough credit for dealing with this shit #because what the actual fuck #kal rambles!! #not rtc!!

[houseofache]

hearing brennan say “you open your mouth like a good little girl” has fundamentally changed me as a person

#holy FUCK #jesus fucking christ #yes i screen recorded that part #because what the actual fuck #oh my fucking god #they’re crazy for letting that prompt through knowing he’s got simps left right and centre #jesus christ i’m so unwell #brennan is so hot but that just… yeah that pity him up top again #oh my god #i’m so not normal about this #shut up lana #brennan lee mulligan #bleem

[real-sanemi-shinazugawa]

You are so pretty, such a beautiful boy

Um, thank you?

You're fuckin' strange...

#he's blushing #and running away #because what the actual fuck #sanemi #demon slayer #kny sanemi #anime #sanemi roleplay #kny #demon slayer roleplay #roleplay #sanemi shinazugawa

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

GOD I FUCKING HATE RISHI SUNAK

#I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN HIS STUPUD TORY FACE #IF I HAD MONEY AND KNEW HOW TO HIRE A HITMAN I FUCKING WOULD #HES THE UK PRIME MINISTER BTW IF YOU DONT KNOW #THE PM WE DIDNT EVEN VOTE FOR!!!!!! #AS IN NO ONE VOTED FOR HIM THE PREVIOUS PM STEPPED DOWN AND HE JUST TOOK OVER #AND NOW HES BEING A LITTLE TRANSPHOBIC BELLEND AND I WANT TO FUCKING CASTRATE HIM #HIS WORDS ARE SO FUCKING HARMFUL AND STRAIGHT UP WRONG AND I JSUT WANNA AGSYYSHSYSYSUDIDKDLE 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #WHEN I CATCH YOU RISHI #on a serious note im fucking terrified and THE APPLAUSE IN THAT ROOM WHILE HE WAS SPEAKING WAS SOME DYSTOPIAN SHIT #i just 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ #hes fear mongering because hes desperately trying to grab as many votes as possible because everyone fucking hates the tory party rn #because they fucking suck at everything they do and are incapable of actually focusing on real problems #if anyone votes conservative in the next election i already did not believe you had human compassion #but i will no longer believe you are capable of empathy in any form #because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #HE JUST FLAT OUT DENIED TRANS PEOPLES EXISTENCE?????? SOMETHING THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY HISTORICALLY AND SOCIALLY PROVEN????? #WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM #im so angry and so scared #this rhetoric is so fucking dangerous #hes killing people and he doesnt even care #im so so angry #being trans is already hard enough WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM #rishi sunak #i hope you die miserably and alone in a hotel like your best buddy margaret thatcher

[asterias-record-shop]

yall get asteria outta her flop era rn.

NO BECAUSE FUCKING HONESTLY??? I FEEL LIKE NONE OF MY STORIES HAVE BEEN GETTING THE SAME TRACTION WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 😭

I agree with you anon honey, get me outta here I don’t like it

#asterias-record-shop #with love asteria ♡ #requests open #flop era #get me out of here #BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[witchcraftingboop]

Distant Uncle: You want a girl like Boop, right?

Distant Cousin: Y-yes?

Distant Uncle: Well you don't get women like that without working out and taking care of your image.

Me, Boop, staring vacantly into my beer two steps away from them: ...... I am... never coming to another family gathering again

#Boop why don't we ever see you at our parties?? Are you avoiding us?? #Yes yes I am #because what the actual fuck #I pop in for one (1) lil pyramid scheme coded party and am hit with whatever That was #it was so weird

[poly-mechanisms]

finished the magnus archives. ack

#im. im so unwell #because what the actual fuck #why would they do that to me #the magnus archives

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Hey hi hello

If you’re a minor why the fuck are you on my page why did you follow me please go the fuck away ☺️

Also if you don’t have your age in your bio I will block you too

#I just blocked a minor #because what the actual fuck #and your bio was disgusting for what your age was #I’m sorry #please do not follow me if you’re under the age #of 18 #thank you

[bowtiepastabitch]

Oh by the way don't go on twitter rn

#genuinely get closer every day to deleting my account because what the fuck guys #okay just gonna rant in the tags for a minute ignore me #because what the actual FUCK #I made a twitter account so I could see what Michael Sheen posted #because it makes me happy and that has value for me #and I've checked back every couple days then every couple weeks since october to see if he'd posted anything #and people are sTILL fucking going on about it #guys #guys I'm begging y'all to realize that bullying someone off a website is not the activism slay you think it is #there are celebrities that are PROUD zionists can we PLEASSE focus on them?? if we're gonna talk about celebs at all???? #your time could be doing so many more valuable things than posting over and over about your opinions #about some other random uninvolved guys opinions #about a complex conflict in which it is not a wrong desire for innocents to not be killed!!! #in which a ceasefire is what we've been demanding from our reps for months!!!!! #and some fucking statements he made MONTHS ago #statements which by the way were not wrong or incorrect #y'all forget that being anti-zionist in the modern imperial hellscape of america and the uk has very serious consequences that I have seen #in my own actual goddamn life #calling for a ceasefire is exactly what we were asked to do by organizers jesus fuck are y'all that dense???? #have you done so little actual activism that you don't know that??? what is happening????? #and now georgia tennant deactivated her fucking account because she got dogpiled too #for not providing a full PR defense against claims she was a zionist #like guys come on we all know how that goes #it doesn't matter what you say someone is gonna get angry and pick it apart she doesn't owe us proof she's not a zionist #I'm not here to say she responded correctly but there's nothing she could have said that would have made twitter happy #because that's how celebrity drama works and you know it #so now of course everyone's buzzing again about michael and georgia and neil and fuck him fuck her whatever #people are blocking each other for supporting or not supporting and shit it's a bloodbath #and for what #for. fucking. what.

[susandsnell]

Cage fight between the cringey, awful 'feminist retellings' of Greek myth and the straightforwardly misogynistic queer-focused ones

#the latter is about song of achilles #because what the actual fuck #it's honestly impressive a book this recent leaned so far into the madonna-whore complex

[forestwaterfalls]

ahrens & flaherty really took rasputin’s villain song from anastasia 1997 and turned it into the saddest fucking song in the broadway show ???? how is that POSSIBLE.

#you ever listen to in the dark of the night and stay i pray you back to back and suffer emotional whiplash #because what the actual FUCK #m rambles #anastasia the musical #anastasia #film tag

[solardistress]

i like lied earlier sbr watching more movies . now im just upset abt how little x male reader fics there are for characters

#im . what if i cried forever #like i like the trans readers too #HITS THE WINDOW. WHY ARE THEY ALL FEMALE !!!! #WHY DONT PEOPLE LABEL THIJNNBGS. #ill be reading one that doesnt have a label and assume oh !! besutiful !! gender neutral!! #NOOOPEEEE hits you with the Little Miss and Pretty Lady and Her and suddenly im on the floor #trying to breathe again #because what the actual fuck #dont make me write it myself i dont trustcmyself to write them well #going to start weeping forever #search up male reader i still get female reader #hell i get the wrong characters #like jesus christ can i please have some gay romance here thank you

[somethinginterestingithink]

just got done watching x-men: dark pheonix. fucking regret that. movie sucked.

#x men #dark phoenix #bad #might write a better version of jean grey's whole storyline #because what the actual fuck #was that? #also #they done did my boy charles dirty #(both times really)

[chaosnojutsu]

one of my students had a full blown meltdown in class today because another boy is “bullying” them for being into minors. i repeat, an eleven year old is being “bullied” for expressing romantic interest in people their own age by another eleven year old. what do i even do with this

#char chats #i wish i was lying for clout #i’m trying so hard to console this hysterical student while also trying my damndest to keep my composure #because what the actual fuck #obviously i’m handling this professionally and am addressing the issue with the kids #pls don’t worry about their wellbeing i’m the only safe place in that godforsaken school #worry about my wellbeing instead

[bioluminesced]

star wars the clone wars season 5 is personally responsible for my therapy bills from this post forward

#because what the actual fuck #the mandalore arc has gutted me #and i know its not getting any more fun from here on out #mj talks #star wars tcw #clone wars

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!