#best boy behaviour

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

#the amount of thinly veiled sass arthur serves cobb throughout is off the charts #best boy behaviour #eames approves #inception #arthur inception #graphic design is definitely my passion

[haunted-xander]

It's Riku! Riku's here!

#thinking about that scene where sora gets on his knees and cries while clutching rikus hand bc he missed him SO much #and its not like its an 'omg youre alive!' thing bc sora had been assured REPEATEDLY that riku was fine #he just REALLY missed him #most normal boy best friend behaviour (lying) #also can we just appreciate kairi for making this scene happen #sora couldnt see riku as riku until he touched him and he was (understandably) pretty reluctant to get close to #who he thought was his former enemy (ansem SoD) #but kairi COULD see and she sure as hell would make sora see too. so she grabs then both and makes them hold hands and then this happens #everyone say thank you kairi #sora #riku #soriku #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 2 #kh #kh2 #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[mybodyfails]

#han jisung #stray kids #skz #skz code #mp #look at him sitting like a good boy #down to the folded hands in his lap under the table #c'mere let me give u a treat bc you're on your best behaviour 😼

[athenawasamerf]

This is so fringe for tumblr but it’s also completely hilarious so I’m gonna share with the group.

Background: Basically how marriage works in islam (and therefore in Islamic/Muslim majority countries) is that the groom and his family pay for everything, the house, the furnishings, the wedding, even the bride’s clothes. As in, pjs and underwear and outfits for different seasons, as well as giving the bride a monetary gift (Mahr). This is all well and good, but unrealistic for impoverished North African countries. So what Egyptians do instead is that these costs are split between the bride and groom (and their families). The groom acquires an apartment, and depending on which area of Egypt they’re in there’s a cultural knowledge of what furnishings fall to the groom vs the bride. Mostly things like actual furniture and the bulk of electronic items falls to the groom, while things like curtains and carpets and bedspreads and towels and cutlery falls to the bride, along with a few electronics like TVs, microwaves and, recently, dishwashers. The details are hashed out privately.

Now, the house is in the groom’s name and men started doing this thing where they divorce women and take all the shit the women had bought for the house. Which is like, a lot. To keep our rights protected, because lord knows the state won’t do shit to protect us, women started doing this thing where they write extremely detailed lists of all the things they bought for the marital home and how much it costs. A couple of witnesses and the groom would then sign this ‘list of purchases’ as proof that it’s debt payable to the bride in case of divorce (or death, if the late husband’s family tries to defraud her out of her things during the handling of the inheritance). Men, of course, have been opposed to this concept for decades and have launched multiple campaigns against it, the last of which went viral just a few days ago.

Egyptian women, fed up with the bs we’ve been taking from the least useful men on earth, kinda just went… okay then, buy everything your own damn selves, and started a social media campaign of memes about men rushing to stores for bargains on pots and pans, and arguing with their mothers about the number of towels they need to get to ‘not be seen as lesser than my cousin’. It’s very much an inversion of the humiliating bullshit women go through to get married in this country, but nothing on earth will be funnier to me than Egyptian men going ‘we wont sign lists of purchase anymore’ and this new generation of Egyptian women going ‘okay then we ain’t buying shit. Have fun arguing with the seamstress about the price of fabric per meter for living room curtains.’

PS: men came back with ‘we’ll do the absolute bare minimum of furnishings and you’ll have to just accept that and live with it’ in hopes of deterring women from not sharing in marriage costs, and women were just like ‘no, actually, Islam says marriage is for he who can afford it, if you cant afford it just fast like islam tells you to :)))))’

Men: ‘you’ll all become spinsters’

Women: ‘we’ll just start marrying foreign men’

Egyptian social media has been hilarious the last few days and i wish y’all spoke Arabic so i could share it with you

#the best part is how many men were just. shocked to hell #insert shook pikachu meme #like yes we are fed up after decades of dehumanisation #many Egyptian women are now opting to live single and adopt baby girls #so its this double whammy of we wont marry you and we cant adopt boys bc its haram to live with them after puberty so well adopt girls #and just be single #10/10 queen behaviour all around

[fairycosmos]

This is Oliver, he flew 3500 miles today to move and he was so good.

Little man’s big day.

OGHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD OLIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

#therw are literally no words in the english language he is so skrunkly he is sooooooo crazy and cute and cool and Belly.......hes the best #boy in the universe. 3500 miles!!!!! for a small cat.............King behaviour. please love him forever for me. PLEASE. #stomrat

[scottautismsummers]

cant 2 boys get any facking privacy in this damn mansion?

#scott summers #warren worthington iii #scottwarren #jean grey #marvel girl #cyclops #angel #xmen angel #xmen cyclops #xmen jean grey #xmen #my art #all of them are trans to me but i love drawing scott top surgery scars ok. #i will find an excuse to. #i was gonna have bobby walk in AGAIN but you know what. jean. #she deserves to see both boys shes crushing on doing boy best friend behaviour.

[heich0e]

i need you to know that in the INZ frat!au even though kita is the president aran is The Enforcer. kita decides the punishments and reprimands, but aran is the one who makes sure they're seen through.

#Brat Tamer Aran #everyone is always on their best behaviour (ish) around Kita but Aran is the one who reports back to him when the boys are being rowdy #causing trouble #getting into a bit of mischief #currently imagining him dumping a bucket of ice water on suna at the crack of dawn as punishment for hijacking the sound system + #at their party the night before and only playing 'The Monster Mash' on repeat for two hours (it is the middle of winter) #fratsumu #(< i should probably change the frat!au tag) #frat!au

[stevielims]

people tagging ghost files stuff with #bfu like shane and ryan (and steven) didn't literally spend tens and thousands of dollars not only burning that bridge but quite frankly setting it on fire and watching it burn. like. they physically left buzzfeed. on purpose. they said Fuck Buzzfeed in the hottest and most professional way possible. and ur too lazy to change a simple tag

#not actually that pressed i just think its insane yet hilarious behaviour #'but all my shane and ryan stuff goes in the bfu tag' yeh but if u start using gf or watcher then #you'll have a post buzzfeeed era tag. a tag for just the best stuff. a whole new tag. two tags on ur blog dedicated to the bois. #m #text

[bruqh]

so glad siobhan has joined the ranks of the best actual play PC tropes: little boy

#siobhan thompson #d20 #d20 burrow's end #the little boy energy is off the charts #im so proud of her #jaysohn #its just like the best thing u can be in a fantasy magic world #is a young lad #little boy behaviour

[ottoline-otter]

problem with waterloo road is that sometimes you fall in love with a one-episode pupil character and you have to live with the fact that you'll never see them again

#rip rory from series 1 episode 7 and that manga-obsessed girl from series 7 #and that one boy in like series 3 who they accidentally made canonically asexual #you will all be missed. but probably only by me #waterloo road #oh and that trans kid in series 7 whose name i can't remember!! #actually come to think of it why were half the best queer characters only in one episode?! very early-2000s behaviour of them >:(

[aang-whore]

I’m not over seeing ppl say Zutara is the female gaze and implying in the same sentence that Aang was toxic when Zuko literally got violent over seeing his girlfriend talking with another guy. EW?????? Is being a possessive creep loved by the female gaze now???? Literally throw this hc away because Zuko makes the female gaze want to gag, actually.

#I’m going to state my opinion I have nothing to lose LMAO #aang getting his nuts kicked no matter how unintentional and no matter how much sense his emotions and actions make #while Zuko can do no wrong ever despite being a racist and just a dickhead in general SO MANY TIMES #will always be excused or have his bitch ass behaviour put in the best light #the double standards are so dumb #🙃 #I don’t dislike zuko but he is certainly not the golden boy some ppl think he is #anti zutara #Zuko critical #he’s so mid🤦‍♀️ #atla #zuko #avatar：the last airbender #zutara garbage #anti aang garbage

[soldier-poet-king]

Also it's Friday which means I get to leave work early which means I have like. 8 hrs of Pathfinder waiting for me at home since I'm in too much physical pain to go to the gym today and I can stay up super late since no work tmrw and like. I have a vague sense that tristians personal quest is coming to a head in the narrative soon and I'm just 👀👀👀

#I LOVE TO SEE MY SWEET NAIVE MAN SUFFER #franposting #in my sad man tortured by god era #this kind loving Naive cleric of sarenrae my FAVE ttrpg deity by FAR #im just #idk details i think he goes blind?? faith crisis??? idk #im trying to avoid spoils #maybe he betrays you??? BUT HES SO NICE AND SWEET AND I WANT TO KISS HIS DUMB FACE #my magus eldritch scion is trying to romance him SO bad and hes just like??? #too dense to pick up on it. i love him sm #he is so quietly sad that no one realizes he is struggling!!! #hes peaceful healer boy and the party thinks him naive #but he is an orphan raised in a monastery with no choice and he is alone #octavia i think is the only one who gets it bc she understands radical mercy like none of the other party members #YES I AM THINKING TOO MUCH ABT THIS #but im like. a horrible gremlin when it comes to rpg party dynamics #one of the best things video games have ever done #a book dybamic squad but I GET TO MAKE CHOICES??? and the NARRATIVE #truly only unhinged behaviour from me from now on

[unlockthestars]

Neptune's hydrophobia has made life difficult for him, to say the least. When he was only four, it became clear that he had a very strong water-related semblance. His parents would try to give him a bath, but whenever they put him into the water, all of the water would be displaced. Which meant that, in order to get him clean, they had to get creative if they didn't want to essentially torture their child.

Sometimes, they could manage to distract him enough by getting Jupiter to play games with him; other times, they all just had to grit their teeth and bear it and get through bathtime as quickly as possible.

Things got a lot worse after Jupiter decided that the best way to teach Neptune how to swim was to drag him to the beach and throw him off of a pier into the water. This idea was not entirely Jupiter's fault as it was something of a Vasilias family tradition; it had worked for him and their other siblings, but Neptune….was a different story.

One of the things his semblance does is allows him to move at great speed through the water (though he did not know this at the time), which was how he managed to burst back out of the ocean and onto the pier once more…..unfortunately bringing some of the water with him.

Neptune had unknowingly changed the cohesion of the water, causing it to stick to him. He couldn't see, couldn't hear, couldn't breathe because the water was stuck to him. In a panic, he pushed the water away from himself, and it stuck to the nearest thing….which happened to be his brother Jupiter.

Because Neptune had used his semblance, even though he couldn't yet control it, the water stuck to his brother. Even though Jupiter was able to use his own semblance to turn the water into vapour, Neptune panicked. He didn't have any idea how much time had passed between when the water had been surrounding him to when it had moved to Jupiter! The little boy thought he'd almost killed his brother!

And that made his hydrophobia that much worse. He refused to go outside on the off chance that it might rain (not to mention the fact that they lived basically right on the water), he refused to drink water, and he definitely didn't intend to ever learn how to swim.

Eventually, his parents made the decision to move further inland (something for which he still feels guilty), and they bought him his goggles, so that he'd at least go outside.

Being able to cover his eyes and plug his ears makes showering possible, but it's still not his favourite thing. He knows that he has to, though, because he also refuses to be gross. Which means that Neptune is very efficient when it comes to showering; he only does what he needs to in order to be clean, and he hates every second of it. There have definitely been times he's had to deal with an anxiety attack before he could actually shower, which usually means he showers at night, so he wouldn't have to worry about being late to class in the morning.

Neptune tries very hard not to advertise his hydrophobia; he got made fun of for it a lot when he was younger, and some of that teasing came from his siblings. How could a Vasilias be afraid of water? If he didn't look so much like their parents, he's pretty sure they might have tried to pull the "are you sure you're not the milkman's kid?" type of thing that kids sometimes do.

After he started at Sanctum and then Haven, he learned to have better control of his semblance, but he still has a crippling fear of water. He wants to try to work through it, but he knows it's going to be a long, hard road…, he's afraid he won't be able to overcome it.

#★ neptune vasilias || headcanon ★ i'm bad behaviour but i do it in the best way #[it's apparently 'Mal thinks about Neptune's hydrophobia and tries to apply logic' hours] #[I have a lot of feelings about my boy]

[samboverse]

Completely forgot I made this so I'm sharing it here 🫶

#Ken Santos #Emi Park #theyre so silly #as soon as i saw that tiktok i was like. this is literally them #man brings fiancee to his family. fiancee is the exact opposite of every ideal his parents have #honestly its very funny #i think before they went ken was like 'ok emi my parents are really uptight so i need you to be on your best behaviour ok?' #emi's like #aw shucks you don't need to tell me twice! im about to show them my family's true nature #and he's like ok thank you my love :) #skip to emi walking into his parents' house wearing the skimpiest leathieriest pointiest outfit ever #with a cowboy hat and boots :) #howdy i'm here to show y'all how we really do it in kansas #or something #then starts playing cannibal corpse #can a city boy and a country girl slash question mark be together #yeah but not without having ur parents cutting you off rip to kenneth #rip to the video quality too im gonna cry what the fuck is wrong with tumblr

[isinuyasha]

Okay, I know this is old MDZS artwork but why have I never noticed that LWJ is hiding a half-eaten mooncake behind his back T_T So cute

#and lan sizhui is sharing his #typical best boi behaviour #mdzs #old art #mo dao zu shi #chibi

[bunny-banana]

phoenix in this fic fr needs 11 chapters to realise he "might" be in love with edgeworth. my brother in christ, i could have told you that in chapter 1

#clown behaviour #fellas you ever just do all of these insane ass things that phoenix does for miles and think :) for my boy best friend :)