No way people say that Elain being engaged to Grayson is the equivalent to marrying a raging racist😭
So are we going to just gloss over the, by your logic, hate crime Feyre committed in the first book because that’s literally the whole premise of ACOTAR. Feyre hating the fae. Was like. The whole point.
i really wanna ask james if he knows he's a dilf? does he know he has a whole corner of tumblr thirsting over him in the most insane ways? would he be scared? or would he be proud? he'd probs be proud.
An AU where after the Zak Gramarye trial Viola Cadaverini convinced her grandfather to "help" Nick out. A show of thanks for dealing with Furio Tigre.
Unfortunately, Bruto was impressed with Phoenix's career and "suggested" he stick around to help with any of the Mobsters legal troubles. This is a taste of Phoenix's new clientele
Our fourth donation comes from @@MeisterLi, who wanted me to regain a little of my size. Of course, they had already "sent in Bobby" and discovered "sniffing out" a micro is not always the best idea.
Bobby is canonically married with kids (well, as much as one can be when living in a burrow in the woods, there's not exactly a lot of churches to, you know, do the marrying) but the "kits" are all grown up. They do visit for Christmas, though, which always gets a lot of interesting looks from the border guards.
Although the Size Drive was motivated by Macro March, I'll keep it open through April, owing to how late I posted it, both to twitter and to here.
Eddie posts a Tiktok from the driver’s seat of his car. It starts with him pulling his mask down to reveal an amused smile and he says, “Shout out to the twenty-something year old girls that defended my husband from harassment at the supermarket today.”
Eddie: That’s great and really brave of you, and I appreciate it, but uh. But it was - I was the person harassing him.
Eddie: I know this sounds bad - I can already hear my PR manager yelling at me - but trust me. He likes it. He looks like he doesn’t but he does.
Eddie: I’ve been bothering him at stores since he worked in a video rental. He likes it.
Eddie: It looks like harassment to you but to him….
I wasn't exactly Billy's fault that the tyrant of the infinite realms and king of ghosts was summoned to the mortal plane in the streets in broad daylight with the subsequent reaction of causing public terror (since he just suddenly appeared out of nowhere) and pinging every magic user in the city probably.
He just wanted some ice cream.
Pariah Dark, meanwhile, thought that this would be the perfect time to meet his son's friend knowing full well what his reputation currently is.