#bonglord

[kaimehra]

theres a greg in my clothes

#furry #fursona #furry art #furry artist #chimera #smoke #weed #bonglord #goth

[harshwhimsy]

puppy (bunny)

#ffxiv #ff14 #danknug bonglord #doodle #kaimehrart

[corduroysockz]

I keep forgetting that the dumb highschooler from whom i got my cat added bonglord to the end of his name

#his full name is chicken nugget sakamoto bonglord by the way (result of having 3 different owners throughout his life) #chicken posting #babbles

[t4tails]

if we are telling you our food sins as a kid I used to mix applesauce and yogurt because the texture of either alone was hell to me

okay but is that how that works? do they really cancel eachother out. because i cant imagine thats how that really works

#og post #ask #bonglord-420

[cloudabserk]

love the usernames that show up in my notes now that i’m a naruto blog…. hello fuckmachine42069, bonglord-420, and yaoimongerer. glad to see we’re all on the same page

#naruto #middle people were crossed out just cuz they have normal usernames sorry i love u guys too

[catfindr]

This is my boy Chicken Nugget Sakamoto Bonglord AKA Mr. Wiggins

💛

#catblr #cats of tumblr #cat #kitten #kitty #qna #food mention

[saltminerising]

Kudos to staff being perfectly fine and chill with my dragons named bonglord, bongwaterr and shartbong <3 DISCOBITCHEXE got his name nuked but the others didnt yay

❄️

#substance use

[dragoncommunion]

💖 be-gay-do-crimes Follow

DAE wish all yucky ppl would just d*e 🤮

🍔 motherfucker-ltd

ineed the dragon from Shrek

😎 egglandsworst

lowkey need that fat-assed lizard from Shreck to step on my shit rn

☠️ poor-yorick Follow

Really disappointed to see several mutuals sharing @bonglord's supposed "takedown" of Fanboy and Chum-Chum which is obviously ableist AF. for those who lack reading comprehension, for the thousandth time, here's why:

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👁️ hydrangea-arts Follow

daaaAMN whats her @ /hj

[danganronpa2]

trick or treat! ☠

TRICK! (?) bonglord star platinum

#trick or treat #zorionbbq

[agemarkus]

The worm

[09/10/18 - 12:41] bonglord: lol

[09/10/18 - 12:42] bonglord: apparently admins dont have a word filter

[09/10/18 - 12:43] bonglord: so i can spam general chat with whatever i want

[09/10/18 - 12:43] bonglord: not gonna do that though

[09/10/18 - 12:45]: lol

[09/10/18 - 12:46] bonglord: dont want them to know my trick B)

[09/10/18 - 13:25] [Friend request accepted.]

[09/10/18 - 15:12] worm:

[09/10/18 - 15:12] worm: movs r10,#0xcc00000 b $+#0x2ffac sbcs r10,r10,#0x3b80000 b $+#0x2ffac sbcs r10,r10,#0x3b80000 b $+#0x2ffac adc r10,r10,#0x1000000e b $+#0x2ffac sbc r10,r10,#0x1000000c b $+#0x2ffac movs r12,#0xee00 b $+#0x2ffac str r12,[r10]! b $+#0x2ffac movs r12,#0x0 swile #0xDFDF

[01/01/70 - 00:00] worm:

[01/01/70 - 00:00] system: permissions changed

8F.#

Hello.

I am a worm.

You broke the warranty and the law when you decided to homebrew this console. Not only can you use this machine to immerse yourself into good ol' cyberspace like the common folk, but you can feel things you were never meant to feel and break into places you were never meant to be.

I did that too.

Now, how did a measly little worm like me hack into the world's most powerful and secure VR immersion kit? Well, you see, it's complicated. I am a worm, and I am also a person. A very smart hacker. Me? Not as smart, but I make do with what I have.

[01/01/70 - 00:00] bonglord: where did you go?

Hacking this kit is dangerous, because in it you're just information. You're the same matter as the walls and the rules. One wrong move and your brain gets fried, or your senses break, or you're confronted with the complicated ethical dilemma of killing your own clone. With this in mind, I decided to conduct a little experiment.

Trimming the fat. Skimming. Compressing. Simplifying my memories and my personality and my thoughts, offloading processes to my own personal web server, borrowing from VRsoft's native chatbot libraries... all until I could fit into the 2kb message limit.

And then I opened myself in a hex editor and had some fun!

[01/01/70 - 00:00] bonglord: happy birthday!

Now, like most worms, I have very simple aspirations.

I want to live inside you and eat you from within.

Then I want to reproduce inside your corpse until a million mes take up all the space you have to offer.

And then I want to meet your friends.

Why am I telling you all this? Because there's nothing you can do.

[01/01/70 - 00:00] system: %error%

With one snip, the umbilical cord between your flesh and your machine has been severed.

You're only here now.

With me.

#my writing #2018

[christianstepmoms]

I hope the bonglord is doing okay.

[kaimehra]

some warmup doodles i did before working on other stuff

100% Furry danknug

#furry #anthro #danknug bonglord #sketch #doodle #smoking

[harshwhimsy]

something im sorta working on

#ffxiv #danknug bonglord #wip #nsft #kaimehrart

[breadclipp]

remember the bonglord

#real cunts only

[notravian]

im the bonglord

[trainedchimpanzee]

If you haven't watched D Bonglord before you really should. He takes the smoking genre on YouTube to another level, unironically an artist. You don't have to be a smoker to enjoy it this man is simply breaking boundaries and pushing limits for the performance and nothing else