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crystalandbow · 3 days

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APHRODITE MESSAGES 💌

Hi!

Let's dive into your messages from Aphrodite

Intuitively pick a pile 👇🏻 and check the corresponding message to it! & I hope you enjoy the reading

PILE 1

1212, " I am sexy, I am divine", "affirm"

Y'all are fucking kings and queens and princesses. Just shut up, y'all pretty (inside out) asf.

PRIORITISE YOURSELF AND YOUR NEEDS.

Y'all be settling for bread crumbs and shit but stop! Like self worth where?

Stop hurting yourself for petty things/people and start to enjoy life. Celebrate yourself.

You could have a talent for natural healing powers so make use of it. The upright Queen of Pentacles can also signify someone involved in a nature religion such as a white witch. It can be an indication that you may have an interest in or a natural talent for Earth magic such as creating potions using herbs.

Connect with Aphrodite if you want to add more peace and calmness into your life. You might also have some (green flag) suitors that want to make you theirs.

" Confident " for some it is asking you to be more confident while for some it shows that you are confident in yourself & your abilities

Hope the reading helped. This is a general reading so Only take what resonates. bye see you next time!

PILE 2

"pours out their heart to us"

A change is coming your way.

What change you may ask,

You are now on the verge of releasing all that has been holding you back, you are now realising the value of something (your own worth, value of a person, time, effort, anything) and this is going to bring in a new flow of motion.

New love, new feelings or new passion could be anything but it's good!

You might be going through some tough times but you are very brave and standing high. And this new thing is your reward for trusting the universe. Keep slaying and working hard💪🏻

Hope the reading helped. This is a general reading so Only take what resonates. bye see you next time!

PILE 3

Y'all could be feeling tired, disturbed, pissed at everything (or something specific) we actually have very similar cards to pile two.

you have a new opportunity being presented to you rn / soon. this opportunity is brought to you by the divine itself. GRAB IT BITCH! this thing is important for you, it has a potential to grow and get big/ successful. depending on what the thing is it will show you its benefits/pros. it will likely bring you in contact with the right people/ your soulmates/ soul family.

how will you recognize it though? one sign could be your desire for wanting to go for it, you could be naturally talented too.

another message could be that you need to give out to people, help people, be a provider. this could be you providing guidance to people or money or hope/motivation, basically anything.

for some who have been thinking about sharing content online, this is your sign to do it! (and tag me/jkkkk)

Hope the reading helped. This is a general reading so Only take what resonates. bye see you next time!

PILE 4

Y'all seem confused and stuck? Like everything "looks" alright but doesn't intuitively feel right. You are unsure if it's you whose the problem or the other thing, something around those lines, yk?

not here to scare you but yall better be careful. Your intuition is on spot especially with that one thing/person.

If something/someone is giving you weird vibes and you can't figure out why then it's the universe trying to speak to you through your intuition. your intuition needs to be addressed, try to dig in deeper with "why" you've been feeling so.

Just be a Lil cautious, that's it ig.

Hope the reading helped. This is a general reading so Only take what resonates. bye see you next time!

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bryceslahela · 2 years

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choices li tag game <33

tagged by the amazing @mvalentine. i love u bestie <3333 also i added commentary, ignore if u want.

also idk who to tag so … @trystcnthorne @kingliamrys @paladinofsol and anyone else who wants to.

across the void - none. book was ass. sorry howdy.

america’s most eligible - the bad boy that wasn’t even bad. the flop boy.

a very scandalous proposal - hate the way british lis are written so stopped playing but i might replay again bc everyone raves abt simon/ava. if that’s their names.

baby bump - rich guy in ill fitting suit. clit covington.

bachelorette party - rich doctor. reed? as much personality as a loaf of white bread. he had rlly big gazongas tho like ik the design team had fun inflating those things.

big sky country - dallas. dallas so beautiful. i love 1 (one) man.

blades of light and shadow - mal volari

bloodbound - adrian raines (didn’t finish tho)

crimes of passion - obviously my #bae trystan thorne

a courtesan of rome - depends on my playthrough, it’s either marc antony and syphax or just marc antony.

desire and decorum - never finished but ernest sinclaire. he’s v pathetic looking and that’s my type.

distant shores - edward mortemer.

the elementalists - beckett harrington (i know he’s a divisive li but idc he’s my nerd 4 lifer 🤞🏾)

endless summer - sean gayle

foreign affairs - y’all already know 🤭 mr blaine hayes. my number one. my shorty. my bae. my boo. my lil doughnut head.

the freshman series - chris bc i didn’t care abt him frfr. james was cute and was my boo for a minute but then he rlly fucking annoyed me. on my replay it was zig, he was hot but i never finished.

hot couture - no one. all were ugly and hazel wasn’t available.

immortal desires - both (but i liked cas more im sooooo sorry gabey wabey 😪)

laws of attraction - gabe ricci. he’s hot, sexy and has a good job unlike some ppl.

mother of the year - thomas mendez. hot single dad ?? purrrrr.

murder at homecoming - black!tyler is sooo pretty but i’m sorry donovan is gonna be my number one.

my first two loves - noah harris. miss him sm but i am not replaying 100 chapters pb got me fucked up fr.

nightbound - none. didn’t finish.

open heart - bryce lahela obviously 🤭. i would write a sonnet abt him but no one would listen 😪romanced ethan and raf for a bit tho

perfect match - everyone. all lis were TOP TIER. damien and hayden were my mains tho.

platinum - raleigh. fine asf. flop mc didnt deserve him.

red carpet diaries - matt rodriguez. no thoughts up there. love that for him frfr.

ride or die - logan? i think.

the royal masquerade - never finished but the pretty boy prince.

the royal romance - liam rys.

rules of engagement - the rich one. forgot his name srry to that man.

save the date - justin mercado (he wasn’t bad at all y’all are just haters)

veil of secrets - i played once when it came out and it was flynn but i replayed and romanced grant even tho he’s bald.

wake the dead - the hot guy. idk i quit playing.

#did i miss any books.#i probably did #if u wanna know any others then send me an ask i’ll answer #im bored #playchoices #choices tag game

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saw-2003 · 3 years

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gimme some bread man

#lowkey want bread now #yamadaaaa shareeee #yamada kun to 7 nin no majo #yamada kun and the seven witches #ryu yamada #toranosuke miyamura #miyamura toranosuke #yamada ryu #damn okay #names r hard #shiraishi urara #bread #fuckin #b r e a d #hell yeah #bread is sexy asf

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binniedeactivated · 3 years

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txt ideal types™️ || 👾

a/n; just want to say that this is not factual! this is based on my own opinion! if you have questions on why i think this don’t be afraid to send them through ask! hope you enjoy!!

soobin; --- since soobin said he is the type to let his s/o lead the relationship while he sits back, LMAO i honestly think soobin’s ideal type is a girl who is confident. I say confident because someone who is shy isn’t going to be comfortable telling a guy what to do. since he’s laid back and chill most of the time i feel like he wouldn’t mind someone whose the same way. someone who he can have deep conversations with and also act crazy with when they’re both feeling a little hyperactive. I really think someone whose very bubbly and hyper would make him a little flustered because he doesn’t want to bore her by doing the things he likes, and he wouldn’t know how to keep up with her energy. soobin likes to read books, watch tv shows and eat. he likes to eat bread and ice cream all day. he doesn’t like moving. so someone whose moving and doing a whole lot of shit constantly is going to tire him out LMAO. I also think since soobin is a little messy he needs a motherly type of girl that can help him with his habits. with soobin you’ll basically be a mom, leading the relationship and cleaning after him occasionally. I also think soobin would love someone who is romantic and is sensitive when it comes to him. he loves feeling loved and cared about and knowing that there’s someone who got his back through anything and everything. he’s very affectionate and light hearted so he needs someone who isn’t mean lmao!! he doesn’t like a whole lot of roast sessions and things like that and even if he does don’t go overboard with him because he’ll get sensitive asf.

--- as far as body type goes i feel like soobin doesn’t care. honestly. he’s really big so no matter what you’ll always be smaller than him even if you’re a little thick lmao. if you guys would like to know whether or not soob is an ass or boobs type of guy though i think he’s both. some boobs with a little ass would fluster him. all the way. he doesn’t expect much but if you’re well endowed in either, he’s going to be really touchy (with permission of course) and he’ll always make you feel comfortable in your own body.

yeonjun; -- oh god, this boy. nah jk. i honestly think yeonjun needs someone who creative and can introduce him to new things. since he really loves music and stuff I think he would love someone who can introduce him to different types of music. he’d love stuff like his s/o making playlists for him and sending him new songs randomly. i also think since yeonjun is a big foodie he would loooveee a girl with an appetite lmao! he would love her even more if she can cook the food he likes, or cook good food in general. he would really love someone who can introduce him to new kinds of of food and feed him when he’s hungry. whether it’s spoon fed or just dropping by some food to the studio for him when it’s lunch time. despite his stage presence i think he’d love someone who is sweet and easy going. outgoing as well! since he’s very shy and timid around new people he would LOVE if his s/o approaches him first. although he’s more of the lead in the relationship, i think he would love if his s/o knows how to lead as well especially when he’s feeling needy and needs affection. he doesn’t want a girl that let’s him lead ALL the time and let’s him put in 80% while they put in 20%. he wants it to be 50/50 at least. since he’s the oldest in the group it’s likely that he’s always taking care of the members so he needs someone who is willing to take care of him. he would also LOVE a funny girl omg. if you can make him laugh you automatically have his heart. he would love having a girl that’s also his best friend, one whom he can make inside jokes with. he would also love a stylish girl! i think if you dress well it would be easier for him to notice you since he’s very fashionable himself. he’d also never take his eyes off of you and remind you about how good you look everyday. with that being said he would love a girl he can go shopping with! that can buy him cute shirts and clothes that matches his style. he would love it even more if you introduce him to a new kind of style. he would love dressing up and going on random dates and taking lots of pics!

- as far as body type goes i think yeonjun would be attracted to curvier girls. he just gives me that vibe. of course he’d be attracted to any type of body type, but i think curvy is more his thing. if you’re wondering whether he is an ass or boob type of guy i think yeonjun is an ass and thigh type. so if you’re thicker around that area expect yeonjun to be all over you. LMAO (with permission of course).

beomgyu; -- gyuuuuu! okay so in my opinion gyu doesn’t really have an ideal type. he’s the type of guy where it’s like, if he likes you he likes you and if he doesn’t he doesn’t. as long as you know how to treat him and like having fun with him he’d love you! in all honesty i think beomgyu is a free spirit. he likes all types of girls in every size, shape or color. he doesn’t have a preference. just be yourself and don’t try to act too show-offy in front of him. i lowkey think beomgyu would like a motherly type of girl though and someone who is just as hyper as he is. since beomgyu is a mama’s boy he needs a girl that treats him like he’s her son LMAO but also let him be an adult too. like don’t baby him all the way but take care of him and check up on him often. he’d also love a clingy s/o. one who texts him and calls just to tell him how much they miss him. affection is key with gyu! if he can lay on your chest or cuddle with you all the time he will fall in love with you. i repeat HE WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. hold his hand, kiss his cheeks and play wrestle with him. also, build a relationship with his mother! i think gyu would love someone whose close to his mom. of course don’t be a creep but make sure you aren’t a stranger to her. since gyu is family oriented when it comes to his parents i think he would really appreciate if you took the extra mile and got to know his family. he’d love taking you to daegu to spend the holidays with his family and have fun eating and making jokes with them.

-- as far as body type goes beomgyu really doesn’t gaf. like fr. just as long as you’re confident in your body he would love you. and even if you aren’t he’d remind you about how much he likes it. if you’re wondering if beomgyu is an ass or boob type of guy though, gyu definitely loves boobs.

taehyun; -- (my MANNNN- i mean ahem) okay so, tyun is tricky af but I pay special attention to him because of this reason. in all honesty i think tyun LOVES the game of hard to get. he likes feeling like he got it in the bag with you, but he doesn’t at the same time. he would love a girl who is very confident, smart, and can adhere to his mind games. reverse psychology would have him SHOOK lmao! initially i think if tyun saw a girl he likes he would make it known he likes her just by doing little stuff like being nice to her or smiling at her and stuff. he would like it if she does it back too, but not becoming too engaged. i think his whole relationship would be him and his s/o playing hard to get. the both of them know they love one another and are very affectionate but they’re also a little mean to each other as well. cracking jokes every now and again and play wrestling. don’t take it too far though! he wouldn’t like if you gave him so much cold shoulder to the point where he thinks you no longer like him. tease him a bit though, he likes feeling like he’s still trying to win your heart. he would love a girl who is funny too and who is intelligent enough to have educational conversations if it ever came up. he’d love if his s/o does crazy shit just to make him laugh. i think he would also like someone with a slick mouth! lmaoooooo. i’m sorry but he does. tyun has a smart mouth himself so someone who can match his energy would definitely win him over. take care of him though! even though tyun claims he doesn’t love affection but he loves if his s/o kisses him all the time and cuddles him. tyun is lowkey very clingy so he’d hate to be by himself when on tours and things like that. he would love feeling like he’s needed and cared about! he would also like someone whose very thoughtful, like buying him things that reminds you of him.

--- as far as body type goes i think tyun doesn’t care but he’s like yeonjun in way. a fashionable curvier girl would catch his eye faster.

heuning kai; --- kaiiiii<33 in my opinion i don’t think kai has a type either. he goes with the flow really, but if you happen to joke and play with him alot he’d fall in love with you. i think kai is very quick so it doesn’t take much for him to fall in love with someone. he is the type to be a little hesitant about his feelings though. i think kai would love a girl who is just like him. who is hyper at times but knows when to be chill. I think heuning is actually very chill off camera to be honest so he’d love a girl who is the same way. honestly i think kai would like a girl whose on the sexier side. feel me? like not a cutesy type of person but someone who acts and dresses sexy, but has some cutesy traits about them. someone like that would take his heart. he would also love someone with a whole lot of humor but very sweet at the same time. someone he can laugh at anything and everything with because lord knows this boy finds everything funny asf. he would love someone that baby’s him but not too much. let him do things on his own but if he needs help that’s where you come in. he would love someone he can cuddle and kiss all the time. so if you aren’t that affectionate you wouldn’t match well with kai. he would also love a girl with an aesthetic type of fashion style! kai’s style is the epitome of a 90s sitcom teen boy crush with his baggy sweaters, baggy pants and old fashioned sneakers. i think someone who has that old-timey style as well would be really cute for him and he would love for you to dress in his clothes all the time. i think kai also likes play fighting a lot but he wouldn’t be too rough with you. be ready for that lmao! kai would also appreciate if you took time to get to know his sisters since he’s close to them. he’s kind of like beomgyu when it comes to family, he would love inviting you around them all the time so it would be amazing if you built a relationship with them.

--- as far as body type goes kai really wouldn’t care. he’s really big so he’d love anyone smaller than him no matter their size or shape. i think a fashionable girl with a cute smile would catch his eye first though.

#tomorrow by together #choi yeonjun #yeonjun #choi soobin #soobin #choi beomgyu #beomgyu #kang taehyun #taehyun #heuning kai #txt imagines #txt

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lovelyparkers · 4 years

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quarantine (hc)

so me and the lovely flotstil brainstormed ideas and are each writing our own versions so check out theirs <3 this is a lil collab write!!

-okay so quarantine with peter would be an EVENT

-tony would have peter and may stay at the tower bc safety

-and his room is right across from yours

-so he's always in your room bc ur that couple

-like he only goes to his room every once in awhile for clothes or whatever

-peter's room "am i a joke to you?"

-anyways

-this boy is the ceo of clingy and he would be by your side the whole time but u secretly loved it

-you would be lazy in bed most mornings and since the weather was getting hella warm peter would just wear his boxers to bed and wow

-he sexy asf

-and u loved being wrapped up in his arms and falling asleep together with the window open

-running your fingers through his hair

-WHICH GOT SO LONG

-and you wanted to cut it for him but he was scared

-tony was like

-"we can shave it all off if it's bad"

-peter was terrified

-but you actually did a decent job

-he peppers little kisses all over your face to thank you

-ALSO

-game nights with the avengers

-you and peter would always be a team bc he was like that

-bucky and sam would ALWAYS tease you two

-it would be very competitive to say the least

-lots of screaming

-arguing

-tony and steve accusing thor and scott of cheating

-you siting in peter's lap sometimes bc vibes

-may eyeing you two up and constantly reminding you to be safe

-tony and may WOULD GOSSIP about you two

-saying how cute you guys were

-or

-may saying how she walked in on you guys making out

-it was funny

-anyways the theatre room is on rotation and when it's yours and peter's night

-it gets wild

-you watch so many movies

-make popcorn and stack up on candy

-the room would be a mess by the end of the night

-popcorn is all over

-you guys squish yourselves in one chair

-lots of making out during movies bc privacy ITS YOUR MOVIE NIGHT NO ONE ELSE's

-so much cuddling

-like so much

-and oh boy

-can not forget baking

-u guys would bake banana bread

-poor pete had no idea what he was doing and let you take over

-he though you were so cute instructing him

-he would give you little forehead kisses whenever he passed you an ingredient

-it was adorable

-he would give you puppy eyes a lot

-which meant he wanted a hug or kiss

-boy was clingy ok

-also u couldn't go on dates so u compromised

-every so often you would dress up nice and have a date inside the tower whether it be in the theatre, the living room playing mario kart or what have you

-but peter wanted to do something extra special for once

-so he told you to dress up and meet him on the roof top garden

-he was waiting up there all nervous with a nice outfit and gelled hair

-it was decorated with lights and flowers and there was nice food he ordered in

-as well as your fave dessert

-there was a fancy picnic table set up

-and he was blushing when he saw you enter bc YOU LOOKED SO GOOD AND HE COULDNT BELIEVE YOU WERE HIS GF

-like wow

-boy is whipped duh

-yeah so you have a really nice date and lay in the grass and make out as the sun is setting

-so romantic wow

-but yes peter is heavenly and oh to spend time with him like this is a blessing bc you are very much in love with each other

#peter parker imagine

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