#bruh idek

[rystiel]

y’all… is there a good alternative name to the Fruity Four that also includes jonathan and argyle, bc Fruity Six just isn’t as catchy 😔

#homosexual six #except not all of them are homosexual #bruh idek #the Sus Six #lmaoooo 😭 #stranger things #fruity four #i guess it would be the fruity five now since eddie’s… y’know

[foxyarts]

Don't u love writing a whole ass fic just to get one character to sing one song?

#trolls 3 #vivarb #bruh idek #it's coming lol #crazy ex girlfriend song 😘 #also rock trolls swear #Barb gets to say fuck #im taking no notes byeeeeeeeeee #also i haven't typed it up yet who knows if i will but i probably will #i actually wrote an outline for a story with a beginning and and end so #m kind of amazing

[brokoala-soup]

https://www.tumblr.com/lolgmalolg-did-nothing-wrong/733969773853114368

hmmm bro idk who you are (ofc cuz you're anon-ing me) but I assure you that most of my posts with maximum tags are ones that actually make sense as aesthetic or atleast is perceived by people as such. and i desi spam tag only relatable posts but tbh idk what you're tryna say but thank you bro for anon-ing me cuz the dopamine drive I got from seeing an ask after so long is unreal. g'day and happy diwali bro

#weird anon #hmmm #bruh idek #ik i dont have to explain myself or my posts but #itok #uwu

[merlin-slut]

i had a weird dreaming involving something from bridgerton, like the line “i burn for you,” and dragons, like people having a dragon inside them and dragon lords, and def set during merlin times but i cannot tell you what happened

all i know is that their dragons belonged together???? and they were fighting about something???

i guess reading the duke and i, watching merlin, and reading merlin fanfics before bed caused this weird fusion dream

#weird dreams #but i feel like the dragons specifically looked like skyrim dragons #bruh idek

[occultist-romantic]

not this dude assigning gender roles in a block game

#radical feminism #idek what to tag bruh HSHSHNABS #radblr #moid #tw moid

[mugentakeda]

i maintain that iroh is stupid because im watching 2x01 and “why would he banish you if he didnt care” WHY WOULD YOU SAY THATTTT WHY WOULD YOU SAY TJAT.

#i wanna put a stake on his fat forehead and go ham with a large mallet #granted zuko just glares and stomps off. Which is very interesting also #i wish i could look in his head and study what EXACTLY zuko thinks ab his dad #like ofc he strives for his dad to love him naturally we know this #maybe its the self hatred???? idek bruh

[jillfvs]

after 84 years i finally finished all the completed stories omfg

#it was EXHAUSTING #now the achievement grind starts #😭😭😭 #idek where to start bruh #romance club

[orangeboogiewoman]

tried pixelizing my zomber 2 & x art + doodles idk anymo

#two tpot #two bfb #x bfb #bfb x #tpot #tpot 9 #i think???? #its just zombie 2 #kinda an au #four bfb #but only in th doodles #idek if i should tag gaty shes only here once mb😭💀 #does this count as 2x??? #2x bfb #tagging just ncase :3 #FUCK I FORGOT THEIR PUPILS MB BRUH😭😭😭😭💀

[magnusbae]

Matthew and Lucienne, crying softly while reading a book in the library: 

Dream, baffled: What is of the matter?

Matthew, sniffing despite being a raven: this poor, sad mate. he’s trying so hard, but he just. 

Lucienne: and he never gives up, the letters. 

Dream, bemused, gracefully taking away the thick brown book with the golden title: What is this you are speaking of.

Dream, looking at the book name “Nameless Love, Hob Gadling”: —Fuck.

#this is clear shitposting and is not meant to be ic #dream never curses until he finds a fucking whole ass book of unset letters his servants are wheeping his eyes out over #they do not know it's about dream #they think the guy is like the saddest bruh ever falling for such a stone cold bitch #dream has a minor meltdown over thE THIN G as he KNOWS it's ABOUT HIM #he is THE PRINCE OF STORIES he does not need foreshadowing to see beyond the words as he reads a creation in the dreaming #he understands all books in his library in an intimate way upon touch #dreamling #dream of the endless #the sandman #idek #buns.hc #buns.all

[ispreadrabieslikewildfire]

When its summer im going to find a girlfriend and my parents are gonna think were homies but were hooking up and were gonna rewqtch sk8 the infinity together and then grab rat and learn how 2 skate

#never gonna hapoen but imagine bruh #idek random thought came out of nowhere <actually im listening to paradise #love sk8 #cant skateborad for the life of me tho #which reminds me i need to paint my skateboard to look like rekis #reki kinnies where you at (im one) #gotta find my langa bro #anyway gonna go back to study grindset mindset

[mwagneto]

apologies for the extremely crass post i'm about to make but it's absolutely wild to me how the gomens fandom treats genitals and gay sex like even disregarding the weird ass "making an effort" thing, the fact that "one of them has a dick and the other has a pussy coz it makes sex easier/more convenient/whatever" is a take i see relatively often is ? fucking insane ?? like even just beyond the obvious extremely strange anti-sodomy homophobia of literally saying piv sex is better than anal sex it's like. do people just assume gay men have anal sex coz they wanna have piv sex but lack the hole for it so they have to make do ??????? like you guys realise gay men have anal sex coz they like being fucked in the ass right? you guys are aware of this right

#LIKE IT'S SO CRAZY ????? SORRY ??????????? LIKE HUH? WHAT♥ #it's soooo . bonkers how homophobic this fandom is like ohhhhhhmy god #like mf. maybe examine why you think one thing's superior to the other😭😭😭 bruh #it's a thing i see in all fandoms but it's specifically weird in this one coz they make it Even Weirder #but in general when fandoms write/talk abt trans men and it's alwaayyyssssss p1v w them bottoming #like . i honestly don't even really have an argument like this feels so obvious idek what the hell to SAY #IT'S SO WEIRD. WHY DO YOU HATE GAY MEN SO MUCH... #good omens #gomens #ask to tag idk what to tag this i hate being expl cit or crass but this drives me crazy 😭

[luviree]

his little princess (NSFW hyunjin x fem!reader ff)

warning this ff will include dark concepts such as noncon, dubcon, and kidnapping. minors do not interact. if you are uncomfortable with dark fiction, do not interact.

tags: 18+, hyunjin x fem!reader, smut, noncon/dubcon, kidnapping, bondage, reader is a virgin, reader tastes her own cum

a/n: first ff, ik it’s shit I was think about this for a while and had to get it off my chest, please ignore any errors

“Wake up, princess.” you saw a masculine figure standing over you, with a menacing smile. you tried to speak but there was a rag stuffed in your mouth. he took off your pants. “I’ve been waiting for this day for so long..” He lowered his body to the floor. “You belong to me now.” his choice of words made you very uncomfortable and feel vulnerable, you just wanted to go home. he grabbed a rope and tied your hands together, tight.

“Need anything, princess?” you nodded your head. “I’ll be right back.” as soon as he left the room, you mapped out your surroundings. you were in what seemed to be a master bedroom. there’s a window near the dresser. you guess you’re on the second floor because it’s taking him a while to come back. the room is very clean, but you cannot find something to assist you in breaking free from your restraints. your only hope is tugging at the rope bounding your wrists until it loosens. 

the man comes back with a glass of water. he finally removes the cloth from your mouth and you feel as a part of you has been restored. “who are you?” you look into his eyes. you’ve never seen him before. 

“my name is hyunjin, but it’s daddy to you.” you wondered why he’d want a random stranger who didn’t even know him to call him that. you finished drinking the water and you looked in hyunjin’s eyes for an explanation of why he kidnapped you. “oh, you’re probably wondering when I’ll let you go,” he smiled. “never. once I’m done having my fun with you, you won’t care about going home, princess.” what in the actual fuck, you thought. he stuffed the rag back in your mouth and got up. 

hyunjin hauled you over his shoulders and laid you on the bed. you were shaking with fear. “spread your legs.” you slowly started to spread your legs but he wasn’t satisfied with that. he grabbed your legs roughly and forced them apart. his aggressiveness made you even more scared. “Come on baby, daddy doesn’t like to be played around with.” he slid his hand into your panties and toyed around with your clit. you couldn’t control your arousal and you threw your head back. “Hm, you like that?” he pushed a finger into your pussy. it wasn’t long before you came all over his hand. he stuck his cum covered fingers in his mouth and tasted your liquids. “you’re sweet.” 

hyunjin took off your panties and threw them off to the side. you could see his very obvious erection. you really didn’t want to have sex with him, but your body didn’t agree with you, every slight touch made your body yearn for more. “are you ready for me? I’ll make sure your very first is the best you ever will have.” he unbuckled his belt and got rid of his pants and his boxers. he placed his tip at your entrance. he noticed how squeamish you got when he did. so he teased your overly sensitive pussy with his tip, making you twitch with pleasure. this continued for a while until he finally pushed his full length into your hole making you scream. 

hyunjin thrusted in and out of you like there was no tomorrow. he didn’t slow down nor show you any mercy. “ah- fuck, you feel so good.” you were drowning in pleasure, it felt way too good. “who owns you princess?” he took out the rag out of your mouth once again. 

“y-you do..” he sped up. 

“no that’s not right,” he looked at you, hair messy, mouth drooling. “who owns you?.” the feeling of his cock pumping inside you made it hard for you to even think.

“y-you do, d-daddy..” even after that, he didn’t slow down. you were close to orgasm when he pulled out. you looked at him confused. 

“baby, I want to see beg for it.” he smirked at you.

“p-please c-cock..” you mumbled out, now that he got you so worked up you wanted it so bad. he smiled and pushed himself back in. you couldn’t control your moans. which each thrust, orgasm became closer. before you could even open up your mouth to speak. hyunjin and you both came together . 

“shit, that felt good..” he pulled out, watching your cum spill out of your abused pussy. “don’t you want me to completely own you, make you mine?” you shook your head.

“n-no.. I can’t.” he grins at you. 

“then it’s time for round two.” he said while stroking your thigh.

#skz smut #skz #stray kids smut #stray kids #hyunjin #kpop #kpop smut #non con #dub con #tw dark themes #dark fic #female reader #hyunjin smut #hyunjin x reader #kidnapping fic #idek bruh #minors dni #smut #kpop fiction #not suitable for work #luviree #first fanfic

[evansbby]

Hey guys, genuine question about periods!

Never in my life have i ever gotten period cramps. Is that normal??? Bc i see girls always describing period cramps as literal hell and excruciating pain. Now i get my period regularly, healthy flow, for about 4-5 days every month. But i have never had period cramps. I get mild back pain and muscle soreness in the weeks leading up to my period, but never cramps. I have no idea what it feels like. And it’s crazy bc all my friends get cramps, and I’ve seen how excruciating it is for them, especially on the first two days of the period. So maybe I’m overthinking this but like… why do i not ever get cramps??? Is this normal??? Is there anyone else who has never gotten period cramps before?

#bro idek what period cramps are supposed to feel like #one of my friends described it as a knife being pushed and twisted inside you #like…. bruh what 😭😭😭 #i just get bloated during my period but apart from that i feel normal like always #IS THIS CONCERNING

[orphyd]

Me and my stomach have been locked in combat for like 4 days and I am LOSING

#idek what i ate bruh #I’m just a big ball of trapped gas #like I’m a horse with colic 😭😭 #nia.txt

[ieo-pio]

Ra(war)chet

#idek what to caption this bruh I just scribled this out #went in thinkin id draw my bax oc when suddenly BOOM blond boy #pet pet pet pet pet pet pet #what crimes is he hiding behind that grin huh….. #ieo-draws #ratchet and clank #lombax #ratchet

[agirlsguidetolove]

It was hard to see in the darkness of the murder house, especially late at night. Ten past three the oven clock read, but you could care less. Your throat burned with dryness and your lips were stiff as hell. You prayed you were catching a cold so you could skip school, but knowing yourself it was only dehydration.

“Little miss perfect up past her bed time?” a voice calls from behind you. You don’t want to turn around. You don’t need to.

“Bite me,” you snarl, grabbing the pitcher of water from the fridge and slam it on the island. The water shakes in the clear container.

“Ask nicely and I will.”

You roll your eyes at his stupidity, the flirtatious boy leaning on your kitchen counter could not irritate you anymore you’ve decided.

Choosing not to reply, you bite your tongue and stroll over to the cabinets containing the glasses. You open the wooden door, standing on your tippy-toes to reach the top shelf.

“Nothing to say?” Tate chuckles. He’s closer than before, you can feel the heat radiating off his figure and you can see his hands on the counter surrounding you.

Tate has you trapped between him and counter.

You turn around, eyes at his chest, his gaze holding you. You swallow, throat still dry, but you don’t have enough room to fit your glass between you and him.

With a harsh sigh, you look up at him. His eyes immediately meeting yours. You clench your jaw, refusing to let yourself either bring him closer or push him away.

“It’s the witching hour, y’know?” he says, the nightlight in the outlet behind you shines on him. The flickering light creating an ominous, mysteriously glow around him.

You avert your eyes. Tate’s hand softly grips your chin and you shiver. “Are you sure you’re not scared?”

“I’m not afraid of anything.”

Maybe if you were smarter, you would walked away, but you’re not.

Tate’s lips meets yours.

It’s terrifying.

#tate langdon x reader #tate langdon #tate x reader #tate #bruh idek this was in my drafts you guys can have it 😭