#bs detection

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

good afternoon,

#op is a mortuary science major :P #do sixth graders learn algebra? probably not #i certainly hope they do not. #although algebra was back when math was fun so... #dcmk #dcmk textposts #<- the collection of my bs #ALT added #edogawa conan #detective conan

[nullphysics]

#true detective season 1 #true detective #rust cohle #rustin cohle #marty hart #martin hart #fanart #hey it’s boring portraits but with some bs background #I want to push my stylization more but for now it’s gonna be this boring stuff lol #sigh whatever

[jawhole]

rust cohle for a guy who sees no point in existence you sure serve cunt an awful lot

#true detective #rust had no business spewing all that bs AND have that small waist and coiffed hair #rust cohle #said in marty's voice #dissonance go WHEEEE #og quote one of my favs of the whole show bc marty so effectively calls out rust's nihilism as a defense tactic in ep 3

[faynke]

gosho boys group call

original

#hakuba isn't paid enough to deal with their bs #dcmk #detco #detective conan #magic kaito #magic kaito 1412 #shinichi kudo #conan edogawa #kaito kuroba #kaitou kid #hakuba saguru #hattori heiji #gosho boys #meme #art meme #my art #do not repost #drawfee

[bamboozled-distress]

JASON LMAO

#this is so funny omg #he was TIRED of her bs omg #and it’s funnier bc the next day and hes like OH MY GOD I SAID THAT??? WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT #oh man jasons hilarious #detective comics 539 #detective comics #batman and robin #robin #jason todd #jason todd robin #dc #the batfam!!!! #laz.exe #laz reads things

[rararibbon]

JUST TALK TO YOUR PARENTS

#20 years of this bs my god #shinichi asks his parents why kaitou kid looks like his twin and they reply with “ idk ace detective figure it out” #shinichi proceeds to look at his family tree for one second and immediately gives up this mystery was too hard to solve i guess #dcmk #detective conan

[noa-ciharu]

#back with my bs #clamp #tsubasa chronicle #tokyo babylon #x/1999 #xxxholic #rg veda #card captor sakura #damn i forgot eriol #nah who gaf about him #chobits #but i added hideki #clamp school defenders duklyon #clamp school detectives #miyuki chan in wonderland #kobato #legal drug #and other if i forgot something

[ollyollyaxe]

Did you ever think we would end up here, when we first started?

No. I didn't see it happening like this

#watched saw 4 last night and am feeling Very Normal abt it #see?? see how normal this hoffman is?? (for me) he's not even bound and gagged thats so normal #mark hoffman #saw franchise #saw fanart #detective hoffman #saw movies #saw posting #hoffman #saw #side note- saw 3d is... bad.. but hoffman is so so hot in it and yeah thats where this came from #thinking abt sad wet regretful bastard mark hoffman #also YES i am on my hoffrigg truther bs - lets Talk About It #olly art

[skiplo-wave]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

#detective pikachu #Twitter bs #FINALLY

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

do i Look normal about them

for the sake of the joke, we're ignoring the whole okiya subaru | akai shuichi | kudou yusaku | edogawa conan | kudou shinichi ordeal that episode 781 had going on, okay. that's just furuya coming to akai to file another complaint.

og posts are linked below the cut !!

otpbutmakeitspicy with i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease (preach)

whatsappauntie with ever since i was a little girl i think might have been deleted since the link and qrts dont work

H1TWOM4N with punished for my jests (+1 for the image)

fic tagged as "trust me" i say as i drive backwards (fandom: spiderman)

link to drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here (via me because i don't know what rb etiquette there is)

clouis-loumentine with what is a rival (again, sorry, via me because the link doesn't work ??)

ft-an with called you bro but im kinda in love with you

teaboot with the found family

theft etc is from a fic i wrote. the title was not chose intentionally and it's not even for dcmk (actually 'i wrote' is a lie. its an abandoned little child, oops)

jessecase with the extreme cold alert with the recommendation to check up on your local elderly fbi agent

oate and the ongoing argument

#IF I GOT SOMETHING WRONG PLEASE TELL ME #im posting this b4 going to sleep and i am so tired im not sure if this fits together #like if link doesnt work or the ALT is completely fucked up #dcmk spoilers #detective conan spoilers #case closed spoilers #if someone can comprehend okiya subaru | akai shuichi | kudou yusaku | edogawa conan | kudou shinichi enough for it to be a spoiler ig #anyway. yeah im back on my bs #dcmk #detective conan #case closed #magic kaito #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #koizumi akako #haibara ai #furuya rei #amuro tooru #akai shuichi #okiya subaru #edogawa conan #hattori heiji #heishin #for the soul #hakuba saguru #im so sorry to not have found a screencap w him in it fr :( #dcmk textposts #<- the collection (as always) #was anyone going to tell me i had this tagged as “haib” and “furuy” respectively or was i supposed to find out myself

[satellite-juice]

Do you play ghost trick?

Have you played ghost trick?

Will you play ghost trick?

When will you play ghost trick?

#personal bs #fuck it it’s going in main tags #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective

[whalehouse1]

One thing I love about reading the golden age comics (besides the fact they go unhinged fast) is that it’s nice seeing Dick good at stuff other than acrobatics and being sexualized. The kid is a science genius (especially physics so all you AU ppl if you wanted to make him an engineer it’s plausible), aces just about every subject, takes foreign language classes (I think it was Latin, but I can’t remember for sure), is an ace slingshot user (it’s just hilarious to me that’s never acknowledged and he’s the only hero I can think of who has this skill), he is a good kid all things considered but is absolutely ruthless to criminals. I think it was Detective Comics 46 Where Bruce just let him pick off the riffraff while he dealt with Strange. And he does it in some of the funnest ways possible. Also not that it’s a “OMG Dicknis amazing in it, but I really liked Detective Comics 47. It’s messaging was super hamfisted but it just was a nice story, not amazing or superb, just a good one that reminded a bit on how Bruce was on BTAS which I will favor above just about anything.

#dick grayson #nightwing #Batman #detective comics #golden age #there’s no point to this point I just miss seeing some of these characterizations #especially with Dick he just got screwed over imo #not in terms of personality but more it feels like he lost a huge portion of himself over the years #I still love the character but it’s like how someone said #they try to remake the silver age plots but they just can’t get it to be right cause the love isn’t there just the memes #and I feel like that’s Dick he’s just written with all flash and no substance #and when they added Tim as the smartest Robin they dumbed down the rest because the writers couldn’t be smarter and that just hurtseveryone #it’s like the Riddler story problems #and it’s funny after 66 all the ppl went were not going to have a goofy Batman when they became adults #and now that my age group who grew up with BTAS are writing most are going we are not doing this BS Batman anymore

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

#this is based on pure vibes only #just choose the one who do you think your intuition is more positive about #also I wonder how each name makes you feel when reading it #anyhow #bs detected #slovak presidental elections #Slovakia #Czech bros #come on #čumblr #hezky česky #tumblr #tumblr polls #polls #2024

[pethfics]

ESCAFLOWNE WEEK 2021 DAY 1: FORTUNES/THE TOWER (Parts 1 and 2)

Title: The Pyre of Reckoning Summary: "We will smoke the monsters out. They won't see us coming. Whatever they are trying to build, we will burn to the ground."

#Escaflowneweek #Escaflowne #catching up #The Pyre of Reckoning #my first attempt at a detective thriller #it was a journey writing this #and fun to explore new character dynamics #loving morally gray Eries #Celena Schezar #Eries Aston #Dryden Fassa #Dilandau Albatou #coming up with a title was a huge pain as always #so many people have thought of my other ideas who knew #back on my fandom bs #writing to atone for my long absence

[detroitbecomefandom]

Gavin: Can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen?

Nines: Why? Are you hurt?

Gavin: I feel the need to be dramatic, like, right now.

Nines:

Gavin:

Nines: Okay, sure.

#as gav's partner nines is legally obligated to put up with all that bs #nines rk900 #rk900 #gavin reed #detective reed #dbh #detroit become human #incorrect dbh quotes #incorrect detroit become human quotes

[moderarato]

✨ Celeste “Este” Davies (she/her) for The Wayhaven Chronicles

All her life, she just wanted to study psychology, now she’s working at a supernatural agency where she’s stupidly in love with two equally stupid vampires. How’d that one happen?

also I had to include an outfit progression bc why not 🫠✨

#OK so I had to feed the rot in my brain and do this since I've finished both her Morgan and Adam routes #now I can quietly be normal about twc again (sort of.....) and move onto playing dolls with my infamous OCs #(​yes I’m still on my sims bs tho) #rr oc: este #rr: edit #twc detective #twc #rrq