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trans rights!

#this just reminds me of like the goons in the Arkham games #okay but people thinking batman transitioned and became cass batgirl is like so canon #laz reads things #dc #batgirl #batgirl (2000) #cassandra cain #batman #bruce Wayne #batgirl (2000) 57 #war games #laz.exe

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it’s currently 2am and I’m trying to go to sleep but all I can remember is that jason todd stole the tires on the Batmobile in crime alley where Bruce’s parents died on the anniversary of their death and then proceeded to hit Bruce with his tire iron and called him a big boob while running away and Bruce laughed, jason made him laugh on the anniversary of his parents death. This is consuming my brain every minute of every day oh my fucking god.

#it is literally all I can think about forever #I am going absolutely insane actually #he made him laugh in CRIME ALLEY the same day they died #god you can’t make this shit up I’m going insane #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #laz.exe #the batfam!!!!

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jeph loeb MIGHT be a writing genius

#im so serious when i say i get drunk on jeph loebs writing #he can write the absolute worst run of a character EVER (he has) and i will literally eat that shit up off the floor #laz.exe #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #kal el #superman/batman #superbat #dc #jeph loeb

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omniman doesn’t even need his whole redemption arc, him simply saying “i think i miss my wife” has like actually altered my brain like he’s already redeemed to me like do you know how insane it is for literally everything he’s done and how uncleansed he is and how he knew he couldn’t go back and through everything when he knows he’s going to die he just. he misses his wife. he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wi

#i csnt stop thinking about it #like I don’t think I ever can stop thinking about it #it’s so strange bc when I read the comic I literally didn’t give a fuck about him and just was praying for his death because I hated him #but idk looking at it now it’s so weirdly beautiful #like to go from everything to what he is now it’s honestly so amazing and it makes me want to cry #somebody tell me to work on my stupid fucking essay #invincible season 2 #invincible #omni man #nolan grayson #debbie grayson #invincible show #invincible spoilers #laz.exe

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obsessed with the tomorrowverse superbat because we’re seeing them in the eyes of the rest of the JL because why is the one person Superman thinks about when hes about to die that creepy looking cryptic, batman??? how and why do they know each others identity???? HOW are they this close??? why do they listen to each other so easily??? why is bruce getting princess treatment in warworld???

#Also superman saying that one line in crisis on infinite earths is KILLING me because why is he this sassy omg #but like regarding their dynamic it’s so important to me because you wouldn’t think they’re close at all but little moments you’re kind of #like…… why are they like that with each other #im still on the fence about how i feel about tommorowverse batman esp jensen sckles as batman but their dynamic is amazing omg #superbat #superman #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #kal el #dc batman #crisis on infinite earths #crisis on infinite earths part 1 #tomorrowverse #dc #laz.exe #the batman

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my favourite creature

#man i see this panel EVERYWHWRE i got so insanely happy that i actually got to see in while i was reading batgirl #i love it when batgirl or Batman are just like shapes and they really are just some fuckin creature so weird and ominous #i love it #batgirl (2000) #batgirl (2000) 59 #may i say though i fucking hate tim in fresh blood #batman #batgirl #cassandra cain #cass cain #cassandra wayne #dc #fresh blood #laz.exe

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SUPERMAN DYING AND GETTING SURGERY DONE AND BRUCE BEING STONE FACED AND CALM AND COLLECTED WITH A SOLID POKER FACE ON AND THEN HE GOES UP TO CLARK AND LITERALLY FROWNS AND LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE KITTEN THATS ABOUT TO CRY AND IS LIKE ☹️☹️☹️ “cmon kal we’ve been through hell together” AND THEN PUTS HIS HAND ON HIS SHOUKDWR TENDERLY LIKE BRUCE DOES THAT?? AND THEN SAYS “youve got this” what the actual fuck is wrong with you Bruce im gonna fucking kill you

#I hate them so much #they make me SICK #worlds finest is killing me what the hell #and literally right after he pretends that didn’t just happen and then the married couple go save a child together #batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #worlds finest #batman/superman: world's finest #dc #laz.exe #superbat

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having thoughts about butchfemme stephcass but like butch (steph) femme (cass), is this anything? does this singular thought drive anyone else insane?

#i am always thinking of that one panel of steph in like layers of plaid and blue jeans with her green jacket on and like #How am i not supposed to think of butch steph and that one haircut you know the one #also femme cass is very special to me #stephanie brown #spoiler #the spoiler #batgirl #batgirls #cassandra cain #cass cain #cassandra wayne #steph brown #black bat #stephcass #dc #the batfam!!!! #laz.exe

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Alfred ready to fuck up nightwings kneecaps so that he can’t leave till hes healed properly is probably one of the only good things that came out from war games 😭 and this is probably the most in character thing that’s come from anyone in the entire event

#man with all the shit that nightwing was going through in the entire event im glad someone is taking care of him #jesus christ im so happy I finished reading war games it was a hot mess omg #I genuinely don’t think it’s capable for dc to write an event in Gotham that isn’t absolute trash #alfred pennyworth #nightwing #dick grayson #war games #batman #dc #the batfam!!!! #laz.exe #batman 633 #the batfamily #laz reads things

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I feel like we as a society don’t touch upon the fact that Alfred was an actor enough like no wonder Jason ‘theatre kid’ Todd’s favourite was Alfred

#I genuinely think of Alfred all the time #like the fact that he had to take care of Bruce since he was a child #like that bond that they shared the fact that Alfred was the person that he could count on of how attached they are with each other #it’s so inhumane but also the one thing that kept Bruce sane and their bond is the most important thing to esch other #and alfred having to sit and witness everything with dick with Jason with Tim with steph with Barbara and witnessing first hand how #everything hit Bruce how every hit he took changed him forever and just remembering the small boy with red cheeks and a little smile #alfred being the person that they all could come too alfred being love and loving others #like :( #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #bruce wayne #Batman #batfamily #the batfamily #the batfam!!!! #laz.exe

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JASON LMAO

#this is so funny omg #he was TIRED of her bs omg #and it’s funnier bc the next day and hes like OH MY GOD I SAID THAT??? WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT #oh man jasons hilarious #detective comics 539 #detective comics #batman and robin #robin #jason todd #jason todd robin #dc #the batfam!!!! #laz.exe #laz reads things

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playing Batman telltale and oh my god i think babygirl bruce Wayne was created by telltale it looks like it’s THE founder he is so pathetic and looking at every possible dilf with those big blue eyes so wide like he’s a fucking puppy and he’s so awkward and adorable and he’s getting soooooo twinkified here jesus christ if i was the penguin id stop my whole plan if that man looked at me like that

#oh my GOD why did no one tell me how twinkified he is in here #HES SO PATHETIC THUS IS MY FSVOURITE BRUCE WAYNE #<- in video games of course #bruce wayne #the batman #batman #telltale games #batman telltale #brucie wayne #dc #laz.exe

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the making fun of merry little Batman pipeline to sobbing crying wanting to kill myself because of how much i love batman and damian in merry little batman is insane

#I didn’t like the animation I didn’t like how the villains look #and for such a kids movie it’s crazy that this is the first movie/show that actually got Damian’s skin tone right #I wanted to hate it so bad #but alas it brought out my daddy issues #it makes me kind of want to hug my dad #the batfam!!!! #laz.exe #batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne #robin #merry little batman #batman and robin #dc

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I forgot April 1st isn’t April fools day it’s actually “seeing that same picture of misha collins everywhere” day

#are you happy 14 year old me??? you a person who only got tumblr because of the mishapocolypse #you a person who wanted the spn fandom to raid every single post with a gif and needed to see it for yourself are you happy now????????? #um anyway I’m gonna change my pfp real quick #laz.exe #mishapocalypse

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no i will literally never shut the fuck up about himbo brucie wayne and by far the best adaption ever on that is on superhero girls like shut UP they twinkified him so hard im going to commit arson

#he’s the most babygirl hes ever been #literally oh my god #I’ve been binging it recently and this is actually the best dc show that’s ever been created #but spoiled richboy twink brucie wayne??? #the portrait of him with Alfred TOOK ME OUT and when he was with Superman 😭 #superhero girls #dc superhero girls #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #batman #laz.exe

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100% sure Bruce infected Jason with panic attack serum not so that he wouldn’t kill people but just so he could do this

#this is me btw ignoring everything else that’s going on bc jesus christ #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #gotham war #catwoman 58 #laz.exe #laz reads things