inspired by @alastcrs's chaggie comic, a sequel of sorts XD
Vaggie: "Sweetie, tell me you didn't give Sir Pentious dating advice."
Charlie: "No? I didn't?"
Vaggie: "Then babe what did you do?"
Charlie: "I just showed you off a little~"
Vaggie: (groaning) "The picture thing? The, have you seen my girlfriend joke? Again?"
Charlie: "Yep! Why?"
Vaggie: "We have to go save Pentious from Cherri Bomb."
Charlie: "Why would we need to- oh no. Oh, noooo-"
Vaggie: "Oh fucking yes."
-elsewhere and in danger-
Sir Pentious: (at random sinner) "Have you sssseen Miss Cherri Bomb~? Ssshe-"
Cherri Bomb: "DUDE WHATE THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
Sir Pentious: "-ah, I am, apprecsssiating you-?"
Cherri Bomb: "BY HELPING THE BOUNTRY HUNTERS FIND ME???"
Sir Pentious: "What- no! No I only, I wassss merely-"
Cherri Bomb: "THAT'S MY WANTED POSTER, DICK HEAD!"
Sir Pentious: "Well. Ah. Yesss."
Cherri Bomb: "GIVE IT HERE SO I CAN BURN IT"
Sir Pentious: (clutching wanted poster to chest) "Pleassse Cherri, noooo! It issssss, the only quality photo of you that I possessss-!"
Cherri Bomb: "Then just ASK me for another one like a normal person! Or stalk me like a normal creep! ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T END WITH WITH ME STUFFED AND MOUNTED ON SOME OVERLORD'S FUCKING WALL!!! Like, fuck- do you KNOW how much important shit I've blown up???"
Sir Pentious: "Oh yessss! You are very accomplissshed!" (beaming) "The weaponsss casssche last from year was essspecssially beautiful! All thossse, ssssecondary explosionssss...~"
Cherri Bomb: "YOU'RE gonna be a secondary explosion if you don't hand that poster over Right Now."
Sir Pentious: "Erm, before I do ssso... might I humbly requessst a replasscement photo of-"
Cherri Bomb: "No." (lights fuse) "Let go or go sky high with it."
Sir Pentious: "AH-!"
Charlie: (running) "Pen!" (skids to stop and grabs vaggie) "Holy shit that's a bomb- PEN JUST LET IT GO!!!"
Vaggie: "Pentious drop and take cover! It's not worth it!"
Sir Pentious: "But- sssshe ISSS worth-"
Cherri Bomb: "Bye bitch." (tosses bomb) (Runs)
Sir Pentious: "Ah, ssh-"
KABLOOMY
Vaggie: "...."
Charlie: "......"
Vaggie: "...we're gonna add self-worth sessions and healthy relationship boundary workshops to the hotel activities list, yeah?"
Charlie: "Oh yes. Definitely."
(splat) (splatter) (Splotch)
Charlie: "After, um, after Pen's collected himself a bit."
Vaggie: "Yeah... Maybe hold back on the 'i love my girlfriend' jokes around him too?"
Charlie: "....I'll." (pained grimace) "Try."
Vaggie: "All I ask, babe." (smooches her cheek) "C'mon. Let's gather up our snake man and head home."
Charlie: (sighs) "It would've worked if he'd just had a better picture-"
Vaggie: "Charlie."
Charlie: "They're cute together! He's all over her- it's adorable!"
Vaggie: "He's all over the street right now."
Charlie: "She used one of her better bombs on him this time." (picks up an arm and part of pentious's tail) "That has to mean something, right??"
Vaggie: "More work for us."
Charlie: "Hmm~ I bet you they kiss before the next extermination~"
Vaggie: "Sweetie." (grabs other arm and the torso) "If they kiss before one of them DIES I'll count it as your win."
Charlie: "No other time limit?"
Vaggie: "None."
Charlie: "And the prize if I win...?"
Vaggie: "Extra kisses. And I'll join your Cherri x Pentious group chat."
Charlie: "DEAL!"
Vaggie & Charlie: (shake pentious's hands over it)
-one kiss and death later-
>user (SpearOfSappho) has joined group BOMBSIRWAY FOREVR!!!
SpearOfSappho: hey
cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ;-;
SpearOfSappho: charlie im so sorry
SpearOfSappho: would the extra kisses help?
cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ! THEY KISSED AND NO ONE EVEN TOOK ANY PICS OF IT!!!!
SpearOfSappho: oh
cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ANGEL x DEMON EMEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS SLOW BURN STAR CROSSED ROMANCE 100k LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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The fire roared in the iron stove, and I huddled on the couch in front of it. The warmth I clung to desperately fighting the icy cold of the cabin around it. When the chores were done and the sun grew low, I spent most of my days like this, waiting for the piece that would most be missed.
You walked in from the blizzard, and tore your work coat off, beating the crystals from your boots. Every bit of hard bitten, tough gal aesthetic left you as the weariness of the day hit you all at once. Gently, you snuck under my blanket, and laced your calloused hands and muscles arms around my body.
I melted into them freely.
Safe.
Warm.
Content.
Embraced.
You and me, in each other's arms, listening to nothing but the fire and the storm.
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Rereading aftg and being reminded that Neil and Andrew’s relationship has such QPR vibes to me for some reason
it’s something about building from the ground up with no set assumptions or expectations. choosing to exist together romantically and sexually but also as a Something Else that is just as important to them
something about the way that their relationship doesn’t fit into “conventional” boxes and never will, and how unapologetic they are about it
how they’ve probably spent hours sitting together in silence. Not touching or talking, just breathing and existing next to each other
how they express their care for each other through actions, rather than words
how they don’t say “I love you” to each other, because love has always been turned against them as a weapon and this is safe, their relationship is not something that chains them to places where they’re hurt. How they care about each other so fiercely and choose to stand together even though they’re capable of standing alone.
Idk their relationship is very special to me and I know it’s romantic but it has Very QPR vibes to Me Specifically and that is v special for my little aroace spec heart okay
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