#but i’m just throwing ideas out there

[keferon]

………..OKAY listen I know this looks and sounds a bit weird but..like…just imagine ummm fantasy and medieval aesthetic but with robots? And like…there’s some kingdoms and wars….and knights, who’s supposed to fight evil.

And robo-demons and robo-dragons and robo-magic. You got the idea.

And in all this - Blurr is a knight who loves messing with questionable magic so one day he summons a demon. I mean. On purpose. To serve him and help him fight and stuff. He’s pretty good at forbidden dark magic and knows all he need to know to control this demon.

The thing he doesn’t know though - the creature he summoned was once a knight too. And much much more knowledgeable in dark magic than him~

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Tasty art

#transformers #maccadam #shockblurr #blurr #shockwave #tfa shockwave #idw blurr #uhhh #spellbound au #am I going to continue this #idk #I’m throwing everything at the wall and see what sticks #but JUST IMAGINE #I can adaptate the story of Senator Shockwave to this eheheheheheh #oh yeah demons are soooo sooo evil #they are born out of darkest human feelings and stuff #but this one #hmm~ #don’t mind me #I’m having fun unleashing all my ideas

[saetoru]

✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。PLAN B — ALHAITHAM.

alhaitham has long resigned to the reality that as long as he’s dating you, there can never be an argument he can fully win with logic alone. all his life, his brain has carried him above men in the most impressive of ways, granted him effortless victories that he’s strategized in just a few quick seconds—except no matter how impressive, his brain is no match for your stubbornness.

one time, he even overhears the general mahamatra mumble, it seems like he’s met his match. to this day, the moment haunts him in his sleep sometimes.

but he figures cyno is right (though no one should ever tell him this) because otherwise, alhaitham, the akademiya’s scribe and current acting grand sage, would never be buying flowers and standing before you to apologize for something he didn’t even do.

well, he did—it’s just that he did in a dream, not reality.

“oh, has the cheater come back for my hand again?” you spit, crossing your arms and looking to the side with a hmph.

the universe must be having a field day with this show, he thinks, the show of alhaitham’s life taking complicated turns in places they simply do not have to. woefully, he’s sure kaveh is enjoying this, at least. otherwise the architect wouldn’t be sitting on the opposite couch and watching in pure glee.

“technically, i didn’t cheat,” alhaitham argues, “that was the alhaitham of your conjured imagination. the real alhaitham was peacefully sleeping until he was rudely pushed off of the mattress despite having work in a few hours—”

“i don’t speak to cheaters,” you huff.

alhaitham figures it’s now time to put plan b into action. plan b is as follows: to buy your favorite type of flowers and present them to you, all while dinner from your favorite restaurant sits on the table waiting. as soon as your eyes light up at the sight of the flowers, he’ll be able to skillfully sneak his way beside you on the couch, pull you close with one arm, and before you realize what he’s done, he’ll lead you to the dining table with your usual order waiting for you.

it’s a fool proof plan, he thinks—all plans of his have always had a ninety nine percent success rate, and this is no different. the only reason there’s not a one hundred percent success rate is solely and entirely due to the fact that he cannot plan for unforeseeable circumstances that occur last minute. these circumstances are beyond his control, but the small statistical chance of them occurring puts his mind at ease that in a few short minutes, all will be back to normal.

“these are for you,” he says, holding out the bouquet he bought—which was rather expensive, might he add.

and then, because the universe hates him, that one percent chance of an unforeseeable circumstance presents itself at the most inopportune of times.

“why is this one dead?” you raise a brow, pointing to the flower in the corner he failed to notice.

wonderful, he thinks. kaveh snorts, and alhaitham simply let’s his shoulders sag.

“well,” he starts, “i didn’t notice that one. forgive me—”

“just like you didn’t notice my presence while you cheated on me, huh? yeah, for the akademiya’s scribe, you sure do miss a lot,” you glare daggers at him.

“but i didn’t—”

“it’s your fault i dreamt that in the first place,” you hiss, “who’s plan allowed the people of sumeru to dream again?”

“yes,” kaveh adds from the corner, “do tell, alhaitham. who’s brilliant plan has lead to this situation?”

“certainly not yours,” alhaitham shoots back, crossing his arms as he raises a brow at the insufferable blonde, “if it were up to you to make the plans, we’d have quit before we even start.”

“don’t be rude to kaveh,” you scold, “kaveh would never cheat on me.”

“of course i wouldn’t,” kaveh agrees.

alhaitham pinches himself in hopes this is all his dream and he can wake up from this torturous nightmare.

“kaveh is behind on rent and acutely single. the only place kaveh could cheat on you is in his own dreams,” alhaitham argues, which earns an offended sound of indignation from his roommate.

“if this is your way of apologizing, it sucks,” you sulk, refusing to meet his eyes.

with a heavy sigh, alhaitham sets down the flowers and hesitantly—he does not wish to be shoved to the floor a second time in one day—settles beside you on the couch.

“i would never be unfaithful to you. i love you,” he says simply, but his voice is delicate, serious, like he means it. “i love you because you brighten each day, and make them far more tolerable by your side—even despite your occasional illogical fits of rage. and i will continue to love you even when i am the target of them.”

“seriously?” kaveh gapes in disbelief, “that’s your apology? are you trying to be broken up with—”

“really?” you ask, hopeful.

“of course,” alhaitham nods, and if the corner of his eyes shoot kaveh a smug look…well, only kaveh sees it.

“you’ve never cheated on me?” you narrow your eyes, searching for confirmation in his.

he grabs your hands, nodding. “never,” he assures.

“okay,” you nod, “as long as you’ve learned your lesson, i can look past the mistakes of the alhaitham of my dreams.”

“the alhaitham of your reality is so graciously thankful,” he says sarcastically.

you giggle. he smiles softly. kaveh rolls his eyes and walks to his room.

“well, alhaitham of my reality,” you hum, moving to cup his cheeks and lean in until your lips are just barely touching his, “i love you too. even despite how you infuriate me—including in my dreams.”

“it’s an unfortunate quality all potential versions of alhaitham come with,” he chuckles, and then his lips are pressed to yours firmly.

and you know, from this kiss alone, from the way he holds you like you’re the first bloom of spring after a harsh winter, that you’re the only one he has room for in his heart.

plan b had a few unexpected complications, but as always, alhaitham adds another successful attempt to his list.

this reader is so me-coded pls look away 😭

#i’m still on hiatus don’t throw tomatoes at me i just rly had to get this idea out there #teepods.writings #drabbles. #alhaitham x reader #alhaitham x you #alhaitham fluff #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin fluff #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin impact fluff

[arctic-bookclub]

in my opinion, qphil isolating and exiling himself is only going to make things worse or delay the inevitable: as shown yesterday the enderking wants qphil to isolate, to not tell anyone, and luckily for our evil demigod that is exactly how qphil operates. he holds secrets in hopes of not hurting others, not getting them involved. and we just saw what happens when he has a support network helping him, he broke free from enderking’s grasp even for a moment. but that bit is not the only reason why his isolation is playing straight into enderking’s hands: it’s his insecurities as well. ”i’m a shit dad” ”i need to prove myself worthy of protecting” ”i need to provide better for the family” ”i need to be stronger” - all insecurities that are qphil’s downfall. enderking has already played into his need to provide for the kids as well as the want to be stronger (the buffs in the dungeon), what’s stopping him from digging his claws further to qphil’s core, his insecurities and weaknesses now that he has no one to break him out of his self-deprecating loop? when all he has are his thoughts, the caws of a crow and the voice of him? if no one finds him in exile, i think he will lose himself again, betrayed by his own mind

#historically isolating yourself has always worked and been a great idea /j #literally the only way i can see him making it out of this is if a deity finds him #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp phil #philza #shey rambles #literally every piece if mental health advice i’ve ever heard and read started screaming in my head the moment he decided to leave #of* #like you’re doing the exact thing that you’re told NOT TO DO IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE #my god #when he said in a zombie apocalypse qphil would hide being bitten and just leave quietly to die he was not kidding #also melting point of wax… ​’throw caution and myself into the wind’ #you sure are!!!! #’i hear the voice of reason screaming after me’ YOU SURE AS HELL DO #THAT’S ME. I’M THE ONE SCREAMING AT YOU #FUCKKKKKK

[malmagmafr]

Emperor Coatl

Despite having changed from Imperial to Coatl, these dragons are still afflicted with their origin breed’s curse.

You will hear this monstrosity before you see it, as it sings the chorus of mythical sirens. Once lured into the lull of their song, your fate is sealed.

These dragons are exceptionally rare due to the method of their creation and escape the general knowledge of dragonkind, but a few explorers have backed up their claims of seeing this elusive beast by showing off the odd, tri-colored feathers they leave behind.

#just some random lore I wanted to throw out there #the idea of the zombie/fusion curse carrying over despite changing breeds has opened a lot of doors for me #I’m probably not the first to come up with this idea so I’d like to see other examples of this!! #an emperor Abby would have so many heads that would be so sick to see #and also imagine the raw bulk a multi headed snapper would have #flight rising #dragon #dragons #fr coatl

[willbyersabyss]

I tried to decipher the entire video but this was the only part I was kinda confident about so

#it probably isn’t even close but i tried #i was just throwing out ideas for the last line i’m not confident about that one #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #s5 leaks

[cat-hybridcellbit]

Forever returning tomorrow means that he did not succeed in his quest to bring back the eggs, and I’m very interested to see what his mental state will be. Will he be depressed, completely unmotivated? Will he be angry at himself for failing, or angry at the Federation for once again leading him astray?

And how will he react to Cellbit’s current murder spree? In the past he was very against the mistreatment of the workers when BBH kidnapped but what about now? It would be a wild twist if Forever comes back hating the Federation as violently as Cellbit because they led him into hell with false promises.

#qsmp #qsmp forever #I’m just throwing out ideas here

[m-owo-n]

“I think,” Eddie declares, bursting into the room making his way to where Steve is laying on his bed. He’s relaxed against some pillows and has a magazine in his hands.

“Oh no” Steve blandly, flipping a page. Eddie flops on top of him, making the other yelp. Shuffling until he was comfortable, Steve holds the magazine up out of the way. He settles when he’s laying on Steve’s chest, chin perched on folded arms to look up at him.

“Rude” he huffs. “I think, that baby Byers has a crush on Gareth.”

That makes his boyfriend actually put down the magazine. “Your drummer?” He hums an affirmative. “He’s too old for Will!”

Protective Mama bear mode activated. Eddie laughs to himself. “Not to worry dear, Gareth has no interest. But it’s good news!”

“Will liking older men is not good news”

“He’s not that much older. And you say that like he hasn’t crushed on you” the magazine makes a return, rolled up to slap the top of Eddie’s head. “Ow.”

“Explain to me how this is a good thing.”

“It means he’s at least a little over Wheeler! He’s expanding his pallet. It’s a cause for celebration.”

“How did you even figure this out?”

“It was subtle,” he grins impishly “at first. A few glances during Hellfire Meetings, nothing to write home about. But the kiddos came to the garage to see us practice today.”

Steve sighs despairingly “And he was enchanted by the drummer”

A delighted laugh at his word choice springs from Eddies mouth. “Exactly that.”

“We should talk to him”

“We can. But don’t you want to see the baby gay in action before we do? It’d be so cute when it’s not so painful like how it was with mike”

“The sooner the better”

“Fiiiine”

#listen I like the idea of byler but mike needs to get his head out of his ass and Will deserves nice things #like having the obligatory gay crush on a drummer phase #and I think of this as Steve and Eddie haven’t told the kids about their relationship yet but have discussed before how to go about it #with them as like individuals #IDK #but I’m just throwing this out there #stranger things #steddie #will byers #eddie munson #steve harrington #gareth emerson #gareth stranger things #i may delete later lmao

[daincrediblegg]

#y’all I am. literally so unbearably unwell about new meat prison hari for some reason #couldn’t tell ya how but he’s really doing something for me #is it the prospect that he might change his thinking on emotions being insignificant? that in his century in the time out box he might have #figured out something of how he fucked up just a little? how he’s softening up to gaal a little and maybe starting to feel bad??? #is it the idea that a man so absorbed in math can finally understand the balance he needs in his own life not only for his plan to be #successful but also to allow himself feelings for individuals that he’s been repressing the whole fucking time??? #is it the prospect of this man being as tender as a chicken strip??? yeah you bet it is #hari seldon #foundation #I’m gonna go throw up I’m too emo about it #I love it when an idiot like that goes soft and it’s such a rare thing I really hope they let jared do it #and not yoink it away from me this time

[kuja-kujaku]

lmao I’m not even 32 yet and someone asked me when I’m going to start coloring my grey hair. never, actually, it’s a condition. it’s called Pretty Boy Disease and it’s terminal. it just gets worse as I get older, I just keep getting more and more grey hairs until I’m so hot people can’t stand to look at me. make sure it’s an open-casket funeral, don’t put me in the ground without getting a good eyeful bc I worked hard for these sultry little grey binches.

#god damn this society hates everything about being human at a base level #I’m not old and grey hairs are just normal #I’ve had a grey patch since I was like 14 #but like shut the fuck up also #throw the entire concept of being old out the window until you’re like fucking. 75+ and then get back to me #30 will be peak if you let it #in fact I feel better now than I ever did before #undo that conditioning that the 20s are the only fun times in your life or that you’re old past 25 #it’s insane to me to see people hating wrinkles or average facial features and calling them old #when we literally are born with wrinkles and some of us have more dramatic creases even in our teens #American media especially just fetishizes this false idea of youthfulness #but anyway fuck everything and everyone who tells you to change yourself bc of your age #aging gracefully has nothing to do with coloring your hair and everything to do with treating yourself with kindness and loving your body #aging gracefully #thirty is not old #real shitposting hours #y’all need to do some introspection #and some self acceptance while you’re at it

[itspileofgoodthings]

I love the rhyming on ttpd. can only think of two examples currently but I know there’s more.

#the dancing phantoms on the terrace do they get second hand embarrassed #is e v e r y t h I n g #but also I can’t stop thinking about: #you. look. like. taylor swift. in this light—we’re lovin’ it #like just the flow. the cadence. not even just the rhyme but #her ease with language and playfulness with it and all the little pockets and corners of so many songs #even ones you think you don’t like. settle in with time! #like the thing about taylor is that she is VERY much a poet #in that some of her genius/way with words is innate #and the images and stuff she uses the turns of phrase can feel so garish and embarrassing on first listen #they JAR #but honestly I think it’s because she is truly …. new? she is doing something NEW #and the shock and outrage that always goes with new things is always present with a Taylor album #and I think she’s drawing on so much from the past to write but she is so deeply rooted in the present cultural moment #so it’s so easy to dismiss her writing on first glance as like. idk a college girl’s idea of poetry #as being too Stark or Melodramatic. #she loves OBVIOUS imagery and extremely dramatic ones too #but she isn’t actually just throwing stuff at the wall #because pretty much always. it starts to land and soften and settle #and the image she’s chosen has done its job of drawing you into a world #and/or communicating an emotion #and sometimes it’s so upsetting. like. get me out of the bedroom with Matty Healy taylor!!!!!!!!!! but. the art is art-ing! #I guess is what I’m saying. she’s good at this it isn’t just hype #but some of it really is that she’s taking us places we might not want to go or are so quick to pass judgment on #as being unworthy of a song or more importantly a poem. but present art HAS to do that #and does do it!!!!!! idk I am just. musing

[peachyymomo]

i shoulf make another rotumblr

#but idk who the hell to make #kali. maybe. but also i don’t wanna post my oc x canon cringe too much on that side of tumblr so um #could do my version of nate but i’m still trying to figure him out #could do hop. i am the hop guy also. #OR ALSO HAU I HAVEN’T WRITTEN HIM IN FOREVER #ermmmm. anyway just throwing ideas around byeeeeee #shut up momo

[bbq-potato-chip]

does anyone else think that link is so short because getting the master sword at such a young age stunted him or is it just me

#I don’t know maybe this is dumb but #The weight of the sword weighs him down and he chooses not speak. I think it’s kind of represents how he represses himself #<- I really hope that this makes sense #Correct me if I’m erong #But in Oot link needed to go thru the whole sleep thing so that hee be old enough to carry the sword #But I think botw link had been using it since he was like twelve #Idk. Idk just throwing thoughts out there #Maybe I’ll write a more coherent post abt it #I’m not fluent in loz lore lol #Loz #botw #totk #I feel like I am on to something but idk how to articulate. Anyway it might a dumb idea. I dont know I’m bad at this kinda stuff

[sparky-is-spiders]

Normally meh about soulmate aus but I think a Jonsasha au where they aren’t originally each other’s soulmates until they both start becoming the Archivist. They make themselves the other’s soulmate without even meaning to. There is no one else who could understand them. Soulmates because they are two halves of one monster. The Archivist is only complete when they work together. When they become one mind in two bodies. By the time the world ends their soulmate marks have already been warped beyond anything that could be understood as a soulmate mark by most.

#although honestly you don’t even need a soulmate au for most of this #just the marks I think #watching your mark change and knowing that what’s happening to you isn’t the machinations of fate #or a predestined occurrence #but a CHOICE #if you were meant for each other then maybe becoming a monster was just what was meant for you #but that’s not what happened. the marks changed. you chose to become this and you chose each other #normally I’m not super big on soulmate aus? #like I’ll read them if I like the ship or the premise catches my eye #but I don’t often think about them or seek them out unless I can find something to chew on #and I like the idea of jonsasha as eldritch soulmates #warping each other’s fates with the weight of their choices #I’m not even hyper fixated that much on tma anymore but I still love this ship so much #so much potential I love to chew on Them #jonsasha #since this’ll probably show up in the tma tag: #please no j//mart or martin #I don’t like the ship and I don’t like him #I’m not sure how many people will read this far into the tags #but I always feel like I’m throwing a fit over nothing putting my ‘no martin’ request in the actual post itself #tma enjoyed unfamiliar with my martinhate I am going to trust you to either read the tags or to not see any reason to bring martin into #*enjoyers #my nice wholesome eldritch soul-warping jonsasha au #do not let me down #jonshipping #<- tag for putting jon into relationships so that I can rotate him like the pretzel #also also not mentioned in this post but jonsasha are t4t #ok that’s all thank you #goodnight tristate area

[redrisingsun]

Aemond and Helaena in bed together after she has escaped a night with Aegon (“he was too drunk to even notice me, I only went for mother’s sake”) and she suddenly says “I have met them, you know”. Aemond hums because he’s sure she’ll explain in time, like she always does, but she doesn’t say anything else and when he glances over, she carefully takes his hand and presses it to her stomach and that’s how he finds out she’s pregnant with his babiesss <3

#house of the dragon #hotd #hotd spoilers #helaemond #aemond x helaena #I’m actually writing this rn. but I just had to throw the idea out there

[lemondropletters]

hmmm…something something mysterious benedict society x alice in wonderland au…hmm hmm

#sorry if someone has already come up with this #If they have already could y’all be so kind as to link me the post or ramble to me? 🥺🙏 #and if not… #then there should definitely be AIW x TMBS au adgdjhc #just think about it..hmmmm #ideas are there #so are the vibes #white and red queen are siblings..hmm you know who’s also siblings? #sticky white rabbit constance cheshire tweedle brothers…come on now lol Jackson and Jillson #“but ember who’s Alice? you’re just gonna choose reynie because you do that for everything…” #well guess what? you’re half wrong! (I mean of course I thought of reynie first since average kid falling into a crazy situation) #which still could work #but! I think a better fit would be SQ! Surprising I know lol #Wait who’s reynie then…hear me out #Mad Hatter. #I’m running out of room for tags and I have to prepare a party so I can’t stay much longer but I just want to throw the idea out there #again sorry if I stole someone’s idea it was not intentional 🙏 #the mysterious benedict society #tmbs #alice in wonderland #AIW x TMBS AU

[goldensunset]

Do you think Giratina noticed Cynthia in the Distortion World and saw Volo in her? Do you think she knows about him. Do you think that's why she lets you catch it instead of catching it herself 👀

i ooouh i uh i for sure at least headcanon that giratina can like psychically communicate with humans a bit cus i think we’ve seen other legendaries do that right? yeah it would be really really cool if giratina said at least something to cynthia or at least something cryptic and out of context. like hey you look somewhat familiar. that kid you’re with looks REALLY familiar. that would be amazing

#as for whether or not cynthia knows about volo or not #man i’m torn between which idea i like the best #riya and i love throwing around Immortal Weird Grandpappy Volo ideas #who’s like actively in her life still just mellowed down a lot (but still bizarre) #but otherwise i’d say like cynthia is a scholar who loves legends right? and probably is very interested in her own family history #it would only make sense she’d want to learn all about volo #unless someone intentionally destroyed all records of his shameful deeds #imagining cynthia going out of her way to learn the truth and once she does she vows she won’t be like him #asks #fiiyve #pokémon #legends arceus #dppt