#but jeff isn't a fascist

[inkher0]

I had a dream I met you in the ice cream/ fish section of a dollar tree and you told me to save pigs by eating fascists then you served me Jeff the killer

Eating Pigs: kind of sad (they're as smart as toddlers), no cool trinket inside

Eating Fascists: kind of based (their souls are made of tar), you get a cool human skull when you're done

#but jeff isn't a fascist #he's a anarcho-capitalist liberatarian #he thinks he deserves everything #should follow no laws #and that the age of consent should be 16 #so he's Matt Walsh

[bravecrab]

I've been thinking a lot about "Eat The Rich" movies and stories recently, after watching Salt Burn, and I'm starting to wonder what other people mean when they say "Eat The Rich". It seems like it's mostly catharsis, they want to see retribution against the wealthy, which I have no issue with, but it often seems like all that it is.

They want to see billionaires on pikes, and these sort of stories do that, but there is rarely any sign of the systems that create the power/wealth disparity are being destroyed.

Salt Burn kills their wealthy characters but at the hands of someone who wants to usurp them.

The Menu has a Chef who has grown resentful that the definition of a successful chef is serving the elite instead of serving the best food to the masses. So he kills some rich people, and himself. That doesn't change anything.

In Knives Out, the working class protagonist ousts the wealthy family, but now she's the one with access to wealth and nothing changes.

These films are a little like the Becky films (Becky and The Wrath of Becky), films I have previously labelled as popcorn films for Anti-Fascists. Simple, uncomplicated Neo-Nazis getting killed in satisfying ways. It's catharsis. It's validates our values.

But saying your favourite film is a popcorn Anti-Fascist film or a popcorn "Eat The Rich" film isn't activism, it's fandom. Even if you show those films to your conservative friends or family, I doubt it's going to challenge their worldview.

"Eat The Rich" is a threat when shouted at the Rich and Powerful, not as much of a threat when you're yelling it at a fictional version while giving money to Jeff Bezos while watching Salt Burn on Amazon Prime. And the end goal of "Eat The Rich" should be the dismantling of unequal systems of power, not just cathartic violence.

#rant #saltburn #the menu #knives out #glass onion #squid game #ready or not #eat the rich #becky #the wrath of becky

[theejaguar]

Jaguar's List of Hobie Brown Headcanons

I watched Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse last Saturday, and Hobie in particular got my brain going brr. So have this (kinda long) list of headcanons - some silly, some 'serious'.

One of Hobie's love languages is touch. You can tell with how he gets Pavitr in a half-hug half-headlock while greeting him, as well as with how he pats Miles' shoulders after he saves Inspector Singh (while barely knowing him). That boy communicates encouragement, affection and care through gentle touches and caresses and hugs.

"Make your own watch" - Hobie told Miles when they were talking about why Miles wanted in so much. And with his distaste for brands, I say: Hobie likes giving homemade gifts. That, or he buys things from independent producers when he wants to give something he isn't skilled at. Hobie Brown doesn't use objects tainted by manifestations of capitalism to express his affections.

Hobie likes Brazilian music. He found it through Admirável Chip Novo by Pitty, and then became obsessed with music from late 60s to the 80s after deep-dive researching it. And that is due to how songs from that time play with words that criticised the authoritarian government. On the nose, but a lot weren't caught.

When meeting Miles' parents, Hobie actually calls them by Mr. and Mrs. Morales. No one comments on it.

Hobie goes by any pronouns. "You've got to confuse the fascists, mate. Can't misgender me if my pronouns are all of 'em" - BROWN, Hobie.

Hobie doesn't restrain anyone, but he's pretty protective of his own. Anyone that hurts the people he cares about is in for big trouble.

On that line, Hobie advocated a lot in Gwen's favour. The reason why they've gone on so many missions together is that he saw this girl that was most likely going to be homeless if they sent her back home and went "hell no". So knowing that Miguel doesn't bother with his antics, Hobie took her as his partner in missions, to be sure that anything she messed up could be glossed over by his "whatever" attitude.

Hobie and Pavtir bond a lot through criticism of the British government and History. I just know they have planned thefts at the British Museum to recover Pav's national treasury. "I... don't think that'd be a good look for Spider-Man, though" - Pav "Whatever" - Hobie, actually dropping the plan because he cares about Pav.

Hobie watches Oscar winners to bash the industry. Ends up liking what he sees at times (most recent occurrence being EEAAO - "It is a metaphor for how capitalism tears down familial relationships and fuels preexisting generational trauma.")

Hobie likes to play with kids. They play football together and he trips them if they call it 'soccer'.

Hobie goes to sleep at 4AM and wakes up at 12PM. He is NOT a morning person ("Hate the AM").

Hobie is friends with tattoo artists, and gets the Spiderband to get matching full-sleeve tattoos. Jeff and Rio go insane when they see Miles. George just sighs tiredly when Gwen gets home like he was waiting for that day to arrive. Inspector Singh's disapproval of Pavtir grows - but Gayatri likes it, so he takes it as a win.

Hobie likes to cook and looks up recipes from different countries in his free time.

Hobie can spot a terminally online person from a distance.

Hobie rejects the Imperial System. Meters, litres and grams are the way to go.

#atsv spoilers #atsv hobie #hobie brown #miles molares #gwen stacy #pavtir prabhakar #i love them so fucking much #hobie my beloved #best character to ever happen

[rosemaryandarsenic]

i’ve been having brain rot about gareth with a big tiddy goth gf, if i had a crumb of headcannons id be so grateful 🙏 however if you could elaborate i’d be dead on the floor

As a big tiddy goth gf myself, I LOVE this. NSFW blurb to follow, Minors DNI!!

HC's Authors note: I go on a rant at the end here lol, but tw: political stuff (human rights!) and talk of mosh pits, NSFW stuff, anger issues.

Personally, I think Gareth would favor more Punk/Lolita Goth types but let's be real, he wouldn't give a fuck as long as you're anti-establishment, anti-Fascist, and like metal. Frankly even the metal part is probably not required lmao.

You two would go to shows together and he'd get so nervous at first if you went into the mosh pit, until he sees you're a little battering ram and just goes absolutely feral.

He'd get you longer necklaces so they fall in between your boobs, maybe he'd let you wear his skull necklace during shows.

Will mark your boobs with hickies so anyone who sees them knows you're taken (and you wear low cut shirts to show it off haha)

Before you all start dating he'd lowkey be scared of you! Till he learns your looks are the complete opposite of your personality which is soft and sweet. He'd also learn real quick that soft girls still bark, especially if they have a temper to match his own, which you do.

Gareth would take you Halloween shopping every year, and plan couples' costumes with you. You have a ritual where instead of watching slashers or horror movies like you normally do, you watch a romcom on Halloween night and eat all your favorite candy.

MATCHING TATTOOS AHHH

Hoping this doesn't sound performative but I'm adding it anyway bc it's important: I like to think that he'd be so supportive of however you choose to express yourself and make sure that he supports bands that are not just good but support good values. I write from my own POV which isn't all-encompassing and I think it's super important to acknowledge if it doesn't fit who you are there's still space for you <3 I'm talking about feminist Gareth, Gareth with a Muslim gf who loves how you match your hijab to his vest, Gareth who decolonizes and votes to protect women and POC, BLM protest Gareth, gay rights Gareth, Gareth who decorates his GF's mobility aid and makes pronoun pins for the band. I mention all this specifically because this "stuff" is a huge part of the goth culture (it built it really) and I think he'd be very passionate about it. I know I write smut lol, but good relationships don't require sex and I think he'd be an excellent BF who'd respect those boundaries and would care about what you believe in and his own belief system.

THE BLURB

TW: Mentions of alcohol, boob luge, and shitty yt supremacy bands (I have beef with so many thrash metal bands). As usual, all characters are above the age of 18.

It's like 12:30 in the morning, and you're at Eddie's trailer with the older gang. Robin's in the corner talking to Nancy, Jeff is playing video games with Eddie, and you're in the kitchen listening to Steve and Gareth argue about music. It's hot, and your eyeliner is running as you rummage through the fridge looking for a cold beer, or literally anything to chase the shot you'd just taken.

"I'm telling you, Steve Miller band is so much better than that slasher band-" Steve says, completely getting cut off by your boyfriend.

"Slayer, it's SLAYER. That's not even who I'm talking about!" Gareth grumbles, "they have too much Nazi shit, I'm talking about fucking bands like Quiet Riot. They're revolutionizing music, you can't discredit that."

"Discredit? Man, they're brutalizing rock -" Steve cuts off again as you slam the fridge door.

"Will you two quit it? Steve's a jock Gareth, youre not gonna convince him to listen to metal, especially thrash." You groan, leaning against the counter. "He's no fun."

"Exactly," Steve says, throwing his hands up in the air. "Also, I AM fun, I have plenty of good music to listen to already." He emphasizes the good, making Gareth groan irritatedly.

"What? You think I'm boring?" Steve yells, "Eddie would you say I'm boring?"

"YES." Robin, Nancy, and Eddie reply together without even looking over.

"Jesus," Steve mumbles, "here, let me prove it."

Steve leans in and whispers something in your ear, as Gareth watches smugly, arching an eyebrow as you grin at what Steve is asking you to do. It's a party trick, one you've seen him do in high school, and you're just tipsy enough to play along.

"That's actually kind of metal." You giggle.

"What?" Gareth asks, staring at the two of you as Steve hands you a bottle of jack off the counter. "What're you two talking about?"

"Nuh huh," Steve laughs, "Y/N here is going to be able to explain it much better than I can."

You laugh again as you motion for Gareth to come to you and pull off the sliced-up T-shirt you have over your bra. Gareth's eyes get wide, despite the fact that everyone here could give less of a shit at your indecency.

"What the fuck are you doing, Y/N?" Gareth asks, in front of you now.

"The Harrington special, babe." You answer, winking. "You've never seen it?"

Gareth shakes his head as Steve laughs, "You're about to!"

You pull your boyfriend's face in with one hand and hold the liquor bottle in the other hand.

"All you have to do is stick your face in those lovely boobs of hers and open your mouth," Steve instructs, earning a glare from Gareth at the compliment to your anatomy.

"C'mere baby," you laugh, and Gareth complies, leaning into your chest as he starts to realize what you're going to do. You carefully pour a shot onto your boobs, the alcohol pooling between your cupped breasts and trickling down into his mouth. He laps it up, giving you a dark look as his tongue runs up from below your bra to your collar bone. Fucking christ that's hot.

You'd momentarily forgotten Steve was there as he hollers, "Would a lame person be able to do that?"

You giggle, "You're not doing shit, Harrington."

"Yeah well, not this time Y/L/N, I think your boyfriend would fucking kill me." he laughs, as Gareth nods.

"Touch her tits and you're dead, Steve." He laughs, pulling back and giving you a quick peck on the cheek. "I'll give you like, one notch above lame for teaching her that." He winks at you, and they go back to debating as you pull your shirt back over your shoulders. You were definitely going to pay for that later.

#gareth emerson #stranger things #gareth the great #gareth emerson x reader

[to---the---ark]

Hello.

My name's [REDACTED] and I'm a 26 years old man that absolutely loves MarbleHornets, so... I made this blog to talk about the serie to the void to no end.

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WARNINGS:

This blog isn't my job, it won't post regularly.

I like to draw and write gorey scenes, and I'm open to discuss NSFW things. Everything will be appropriately tagged (see the Tag List).

I love angst. Sooner or later I'll make you cry.

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Nazis, fascists and all those things.

Pedos and zoos.

Racists, misogynists, ableists, sexists...

TERFS and whoever discriminates against the LGBTQIA+ community and against minorities.

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#RedactedWrites and #RedactedDraws - Like I said, I like to write and draw. Every possibly triggering stuff will be appropriately put under a cut, with trigger warnings both before the cut and in the tags. Some of my MH fanfics could include ships, but I do that just for fun, keep in mind that none of these ships are canon or confirmed to be correct.

#RedactedsJeffTheKiller - All the writing and all the art about my own version of JTK.

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#RedactedTakesNotes - Look, I love trying to solve codes and stuff, sooner or later I'll write here all the notes I took during my 12 years in the fandoms.

#RedactedListens - I love music, and I wanna put here all the songs reminding me of MarbleHornets. They could be fan songs, or songs I just associate to the serie and its characters. There's the chance I'll write/draw things inspired by those songs, so this tag will probably be seen sided with the writing/drawing ones.

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Notes From The Watcher - a Slenderverse lil' thing on TikTok divided in 3 accounts, all managed by me: Watcher, Michael and The Rat King.

Go To Sleep - my rewriting of my own 2015 reboot of Jeff the Killer. Here's the introduction, at the end of it I'll link the other chapters when I'll post them.

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I'll probably add a few more things as the blog progresses.

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#RedactedWrites #RedactedDraws #tw #cw #RedactedThinks #RedactedTakesNotes #RedactedListens #MarbleHornets #marble hornets #creepypasta

[mlmxreader]

https://www.tumblr.com/proteus-no/748545827102916608/spooniestrong-gahdamnpunk-so-many-people?source=share

The audacity of some people

Yeah it's the people with asthma that cause 99% of climate change

Wtf they can say things like that and don't see any problem

eco-fascism WILL kill us tbh, bc (as pointed out in the post) people DO need things like inhalers, plastic straws, disposable waste bags (like stoma bags), disposable hygiene products (tampons, nappies, incontinence pads, etc) - it's a simple fact that, yeah, these things exist and people DO actually need them and a lot of them CAN'T be made to be reusable, and nor should they HAVE to be.

but it's not the people who need these things to, yk, LIVE who are responsible; we know for a fact that oil COMPANIES like shell and billionaires like Richard Branson & Jeff Bezos are the majority of the ones actually and actively killing the planet; Elon Musk, for example, destroys PROTECTED habitats for testing rockets. Richard Branson is guzzling gasoline to get to space. Jeff Bezos does BOTH. and then you have the multimillionaires like Taylor Swift who use private jets for, like, an hour's walk, you have the oil companies desecrating native American lands for pipelines.

it doesn't stop, but to blame it on everyday people, esp disabled people, is little more than eugenics; to say that asthma inhalers are killing the planet is a step away from going "Let's kill asthmatics", it's eugenics! and as we all know, eugenics is a fascist ideology.

but isn't it funny how putting the blame on disabled people ALWAYS comes from the ones who AREN'T actually experiencing the already devastating impacts of climate change?

I mean, the Global South is already experiencing famine, drought, excessive flooding, and extreme fluctuating temperatures - America, Canada, and Europe are (largely) unscathed. yet it's always Americans, Canadians and Europeans going "IT'S DISABLED PEOPLE! IT'S PLASTIC STRAWS! IT'S (local & independent) FISHERMEN! IT'S IMMIGRANTS!", but making absolutely no move to help those who are actually impacted by climate change as well as continuing to vote for politicians who ENABLE and encourage people like Bezos, like Branson, like Wael Sawan (shell CEO) bc it's in THEIR INTEREST to keep these cunts afloat and it's in THEIR INTEREST to continue killing the planet.

it's the same reason why they DON'T care that the Palestinian ecosystems have been almost completely destroyed BY ISRAEL'S BOMBINGS. by the use of white phosphorus. which is PART of the genocide - by continuing the onslaught against Palestine & her people, israel is removing almost EVERY SINGLE natural resource. water, soil, plant life, wildlife. they are killing it.

eco-fascism has to end, like, it never should've happened - but the reason it DID was bc of Americans, Canadians and Europeans. you can't repair the planet by shoving everyday people under the bus.

what im saying is: blame the politicians. blame Sunak and Biden and Macron and Trudeau. blame the companies. blame Shell and Virgin and Amazon and Tesla. blame the CEOs. blame Branson and Musk and Bezos and Sawan. blame the billionaires. and HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

don't blame the rest of us.

#asks #anonymous

[goldenreel]

Disney+ has Valentine's instagram polls in their stories right now and the results are interesting...

First, why ask who would be your Valentine when they're dating each other. That's homophobic, Disney.

Ha. Take that fascist emo dude. (Ok, the alternative isn't great either, but 69 lol nice)

This is a personal attack. Li Shang was my first crush and the only reason I knew I wasn't a lesbian when I was 5.

Jeff, did you do this? Is Jeff Goldblum running the Disney+ instagram?

#disney #disney+ #Stucky #Steve Rogers #Bucky Barnes #Anakin Skywalker #Kylo Ren #Star Wars #Marvel #Capitan America #Winter Soldier #Li Shang #Mulan #Flynn Rider #Tangled #Jeff Goldblum #Thor #Ragnarok #Grandmaster

[transgender-rex]

"What is it you young people are saying these days? Curb stomp fascists? Is that it? Well you should. No Austin this isn't political we're talking about the past. Definitely do not curb stomp present day fascists.... Definitely. Also billionaires. I would hate if any of you were to accidentally curb stomp Jeff bozo- I mean Bezos. Eat the what? The rich? Yes exactly. Eat the rich. Okay anyway back to the lesson."- my amazing history teacher

[ramrodd]

Why do people care if the GOP turns the United States into a fascist Republic? Isn't it, as they say, more efficient and gets rid of the evils of democracy, and returns the United States to its glory days prior to the Civil War?

COMMENTARY:

Because Fascism, like Marxism, operates without a conscience.

They are both mechanical systems of thought based upon the logic and practical deployment. The Harvard Business Model and the University of Chicago are both based upon a Fascist construct currently exemplified by the Public Choice version of Supply Side economics and Trumpistics. Jeff Bezos is running Amazon as a Fascist enterprise.

An aircraft carrier is a light industrial Fascist community. Military Nicessaty is a Fascist Master. The needs of the service are the priority of existence. One of the differences between the American air power doctrine and Japanese air power doctrine came down to the Kami Kazi. The Japanese pilot would be deployed until he didn’t return form battle. America was organized around 100% recovery.

Both the Japanese military and the American military establishement were/are Fascist organizations, in the purest sense of the word, The difference is that the American military operates at the highest possible performance levels possible in the cultural dynamics of Democratic Socialism while Japan was still stuck in the cultural dynamics of Feudal Fascism, which is sort of a double negative.

Now, the best example of high-performance Fascism based on the Tory Socialism of pre-Christmas Carol England is captured by The Beatle’s “We All Live in a Yellow Submarine”, which is actually something of a Marxist anthem.

William F. Buckley conducted a seminar on constructing a Fascist society in America based on Senator Joe McCarthy as the Second Coming of George Washington and run things like they do in Georgia. The Georgia Iim Crow Laws are an example of the practical Fascism of the Final Solution. He is the intellectual lode star of Movement Conservatives. Tucker Carlson is the 2nd Coming of William F. Buckley and he is conducting exactly the same seminar in Fascist Sophistry Bill Buckley was teaching. Like Trotsky in Mexico.

Buckley’s family is from Mexico. The Young Americans for Freedom is Mexico’s pay backs from Santa Anna. And you can follow the chain of cause and effect straight as a laser from the Sharon Statement in 1960 to the Capitol Riot as a political agenda.

The US Constitution is a mechanism of constant transformation that employs Fascism to generate self-aware social synthesis for organic performance arising from the 5th Wave High Performance outcomes of Democratic Socialism.

The difference between Fascist Mechanisms and Constitutional Synthesis in terms of the HR performance expectations is the difference between Dilbert and a Starship Trooper.

Instead of “We All Live in an Yellow Submarine”, the lyric is “We ARE ALL the Yellow Submarine”, which is how an actual military submarine on patrol actually acts only far more like a whale than a T-Model Ford.

The Final Solution was efficient. 5th Wave High Performance is elegant, the difference between Tucker Carlson on “Dancing with the Stars” and Twyla Tharp.

Movement Conservatives believe that they are as charming in debate as William F. Buckley was in riposte on Firing Line. Rick Wilson and the Lincolm Project showed them just how ugly they are to the rest of the world and it looks like the moment William F. Buckley ratified for eternity Gore Vidal’s perfect assessment as a “crypto-Nazi”: the ugliness of the moment is at the core of the Fascist sophistry of William F. buckley. And they don’t like it.