#by talos this can't be happening

[dyscomancer]

The go-to line for live action parodies of Oblivion NPC dialgoue being "Have you heard of the High Elves?" is so funny to me. That'd be like walking up to someone in broad daylight and asking them "Have you heard of the Italians?" with zero wind-up or context

#by talos this can't be happening #to say nothing about how the line isn't even in the game in the first place #kind of a thing #oblivion #elder scrolls #memes #from the desk #have you heard of the high elves

[effervescent-fool]

it's joever

#by talos this can't be happening #we've made it this far lads. i won't go down without a fight #james.txt

[hotcinnamonsunset]

hey. don’t cry. you weren’t defeated for the 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th time in the vote for speaker of the house.

#speaker of the house #this sure is something huh #us politics #jeb bush please clap dot jpeg #edited to keep up with the nonsense #by talos this can't be happening

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Lydia: *stabbing the air between the Last Dragonborn and Miraak*

Last Dragonborn: What are you doing?

Lydia: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. By Talos, it isn’t working.

#lydia #housecarl #miraak #first dragonborn #dovahkiin #oc: leara roseblade #oc: aurora orianus #miralea #miraurora #by talos this can't be happening #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr #last dragonborn

[turkwriter]

Season 3 Writers: “Bo-Katan has redeemed herself, and shown that she’s worthy and the only one who has the skill to lead the Mandalorians. This is the season’s main (only) plot point and all the major characters will proclaim it in each episode.”

Bo-Katan’s literal first action upon becoming the leader again: *walks the Mandalorians into a trap laid by the same guy who genocided the Mandalorians the last time she was leader*

#Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Bo-Katan Kryze #The Mandalorians all looking into a paper bag right now a la Michael Bluth #~I don't know what I expected~ #by talos this can't be happening

[caremitthefrog]

went from hating crocodile to loving liking crocodile and this is how i feel about that

#i’m so upset about it #i’m so conflicted #i’m exploding actually #i’m bursting into flames #by talos this can't be happening #he’s kinda- *gets shot* #nah i can’t believe this #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #crocodile #one piece #i finished impel down #impel down

[radley-writes]

me, a person with a known immune deficiency that makes me very vulnerable to stomach bugs, whenever I get a stomach bug:

#BY TALOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING #anyway guess who was up spewing chunks all night xxx again xxx #radley rambles #chronic health bullshit #chronic health tag #disability tag

[stairway2mars]

crafted his cunt in a lab to be delectable

#i fucCKING HATE IT HERE #how am i so predictable... the clownery or it all #by talos this can't be happening #AGAIN #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #baldurs gate astarion #arcane silco #silco #emiel regis #tw3 #the witcher 3 #blood and wine #neil newbon

[braceletofteeth]

After patting myself in the back and heavy celebrating that I could remember the names of all (14) Playboyy characters, entering the tag of the series and getting lost in 0.1 seconds because I don't know any of the actors' names

#by talos this can't be happening #😩😩 #when Zico said ''beyond mountains are more mountains''. so true king #playboyy the series

[virtualgirladv]

You are cringe but it only makes me wanna fuck you more

Wait what fuck I didn't think I'd get this far uhhhhhhh yippee???? Thanks? ><

#vga.ask #by talos this can't be happening

[theo-grayson]

I only found out that "it's" isn't possessive (like his or her) like. Yesterday.

But listen. Okay. I was SO confident that I was right. Because I have a VIVID memory of trying to write a self-insert x reader fanfiction with N from pokemon, at like age 11. And Reshiram was in the beginning scene. I wanted it to look at y/n, so I googled "its or it's".

And listen. I could have SWORN that google told me that "it moved it's head" was grammatically correct. I have referred to that memory whenever I need to know it's vs its for YEARS.

SO I'VE BEEN USING IT WRONG THE WHOLE TIME

#by talos this can't be happening #writing #grammar #english #fanfic #fanfiction #pokemon #n pokemon

[rotten-games]

Hello, is the chapter 4 public? On itch.io it just opened a page with a title Chapter 4, beneath it was a list of characters, and when I pressed the next page, it showed an empty page. The game was restarted

I'm silly--Okay so! What you've just seen is a mistake on my part but you should still have access to the full content on itch.io.

The newest content is the chapter you would have read to get to that point. Currently it is labelled Chapter Three but it essentially comprises what was originally written in the choicescript version of the game (chapters 1 through 4) hence the confusion regarding chapter titles.

(That, and in my files it is straight up labelled chapter four so rip)

Unless I've completely gone and fudged it, you should still have access to the new content plus a page I used to list out characters that I forgot to delete afterwards.

I will go and fix that up, likely tomorrow, so I hope this makes sense!

#rott game #by talos this can't be happening

[dynamite124]

I walked into the lake by Riften and just barely heard Tally's line about not being able to swim as we went under. I thought he was just complaining to complain...walked halfway across the Rift before realizing he wasn't in the group 🥲. Will he forgive the abandonment?

I sure hope he didn't drown! 👀💦

#skyrim Taliesin #taliesin #that mer cannot swim #by talos this can't be happening

[rainbowgod666]

Sp you know about me taking yuya epon melony shinji the blind girl deku AND luz and making them nuclear weapons of mass autism?

Yeah

Pomni may be on her way to become the EIGHT knight...

Before i ever did anything...

#welcome to the multiverse #yuya sakaki #scp 166 #smg4 melony #shinji ikari #popopoka's blind girl #mha deku #luz noceda #ALL OF THEM were in a shit situation #and i gave them a power boost but #pomni #wh #wHY IS SHE BASICALLY ALREADY ONE OF MY CREATIONS #(screams in first video ever watched probably being smg4s who let the chomp out) #by talos this can't be happening #its apollos dodgeball... B-but #i threw it at myself! there is no prophecy because... I AM THE ONE WHO THREW 「APOLLO'S DODGEBALL」!!! #(Screams in jojo-style realization) #(and also weeping for whatever's left of his humanity) #(shit) #(this is. understandably. a worrying hypotesis) #(lancer rpg moment i guess)

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Martin: Oh no . . .

Cyrodiil, just having lost her Emperor: *slowly turning to stare at Martin*

Martin: Oh by Talos, no.

#i almost accidentally left elrond's name in the middle line and that would've been funny #by talos this can't be happening #martin septim #uriel septim vii #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect oblivion quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #Oblivion #the elder scrolls iv: oblivion #source: tumblr

[vokriid]

nvm about my headcanons for the whole Miraak and Ulfric interactions and Ulfric not getting mad at him btw. Miraak offhandedly refers to Talos as the "foreign imperial god" and Ulfric can't take it as anything but a challenge to the legitimacy of his entire identity and ideology bc it forces him to face the fact that everything - from his religion, which he has not only killed and been willing to die for but also asked people he loves and respects to kill and die for, to his political legitimacy - in his life was one big imperial lie. and not only that, but the Empire is actively helping persecute the worshipers that they indoctrinated of a religion that they installed! bruh!!!!

like bro that's gotta sting.

#ulfric stormcloak #miraak #tes #skyrim #by talos this can't be happening #bro I'd go apeshit #unfortunately for ulfric he's too deep now lmao #his entire Everything but especially civil war depends on this lie #miraak making hermaeus mora proud by casually driving a man insane with forbidden unwanted knowledge