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We customised our cards against humanity pack to make it funnier for our family/friends
Anyway, I just want to share this iconic combination that was played by a friend of ours directly after we told them we were a system.
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secondbeatsongs · 5 months
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apparently Cards Against Humanity made a fake (?) social media site called Yowza, and if you refer people you can get $4.20 and they get a coupon or something? idk, but the point of this is that my referral code is soggy-winky-crows and I just. I. I'm crying. what an assortment of words. what a vibrant description. soggy. winky. crows.
anyway I'm @secondbeatsongs on there and here's my referral link, this is a wild situation
EDIT: real talk, enter the code hasty-tiger-beans, because they're very nearly winning and there are only 10 minutes left until someone wins huge money! and this is a tumblr person who could use the help
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jewishdragon · 1 year
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Listen. If you’re tired of Cards Against Humanity getting repetitive, instead of using the white cards use the red cards from apples to apples as the answers to the black card prompts ;)
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goldenpinof · 1 month
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cheers to that for @tarotfiend
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sometiktoksarevalid · 6 months
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misscinnamonroll16 · 2 months
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More brozone cah
JD, already not liking where this is going: how did I lose my virginity?
Branch: establishing dominance.
Bruce: home video of Oprah sobbing into a lean cuisine.
Clay: SKELETOR!
Floyd, just wanna play this card: a micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties
Branch: what gets better with age?
Bruce: queefing
Clay: take-backsies
JD, trying not to laugh: whipping it out
Floyd, cockily: heteronormativity
Branch, Bruce, Clay and JD: ....
JD: I'm pretty sure that gets worse with age
Floyd, in a deadpanned voice: what are my parents hiding from me?
Bruce: third base
Branch, smiling a little: my sex life
Clay, disgusted: a super soaker full of cat pee
JD: anal beads
Floyd, mumbling under his breath: pretty sure it's the other way around for that one
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mouse-wife · 5 months
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didnt even read the joke. i was too overwhelmed with dread at the idea of someone playing cards against humanity for 10 years
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berlynn-wohl · 15 days
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UPDATED APRIL 2024: Berlynn Wohl’s custom Cards Against Humanity decks
Do you play Cards Against Humanity on Massive Decks? If so, you might like to know that I have made several decks for the platform, both general and fandom-specific, for use by anyone.
Below you’ll find the codes for playing all my cards on Massive Decks. If you’re unfamiliar but curious, here’s how it’s done:
Go to this link: https://md.rereadgames.com/#new
Enter your name and click Play
You now have a room, with a QR code/URL. You can send this QR code/URL to anyone you might like to have join in your game.
In the “Decks” tab, click the “Deck Source” drop-down menu and select Many Decks.
There’s now a box beneath that says “Deck Code.” Paste the applicable code from the list below and then click the + sign. You can add as many decks as you like.
Berlynn Wohl’s Awesome Cards For Cool People (this is the biggest and most general-interest deck, new cards are added occasionally)[CODE: 1POVL]
Cards Against Pacific Rim [CODE: LY2VL]
Cards Against Hannibal [CODE: 18841]
Cards Against Who-manity [CODE: LXEKM]
Cards Against Night Vale [CODE: MVP0M]
Star Wars Against Humanity [CODE: 1R5XM]
Cards Against Hamilton [CODE: LNW4L]
Cards Against Fandom [CODE: 12QRM]
Cards Against The 80’s [CODE: L9VNM]
Cards Against The Adventure Zone [CODE: 1Z0J1]
Cards Against Overwatch [CODE: L5O0M]
Cards Against Team Fortress 2 [CODE: 1D8O1]
Cards Against Metal Gear [CODE: M0291]
Mystery Science Cards Against Humanity 3000 [CODE: 1RPXM]
Cards Against D&D [CODE: LXWKM]
Cards Against Strong Bad [CODE: 18G32]
Cards Against The Onion  [CODE: L95NM]
Cards Against The Prime Directive [CODE: 1RRKR]
Canadians Against Hockey [CODE: 67ENE]
NEW! Omens Against The Apocalypse (this deck is a work in progress, watch this space) [CODE: KQ02O]
NEW! Cards To Test Your Humanity (the Dune deck!) [CODE: 670DE]
...and introducing my newest deck:
Berlynn's Wholesome Deck For Cool People! [CODE: 06G0V] Here's a deck of 500 cards that you can play with your grandma and your 12-year-old nephew -- no awkward explanations of cards, no bodily functions, no swears, no nastiness. "Uhhh but Berlynn, is it actually funny to play?" I dunno, you tell me:
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Enjoy!
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capondi · 1 year
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newtabfics · 3 months
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I had the perfect card.
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bishiglomper · 2 days
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I found a Cards Against Humanity: Green box at a garage sale.
Random draws are so fun
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lithiumseven · 5 months
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We had the best round of CAH I've ever had the other day
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I also need you to know that the round before one of the cards was "Hanging out with Zendaya"
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Basically his origin story in a nutshell.
From the Cards Against Humanity thread on Reddit, posted by u/LovinglyFast
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worstdeathstudent · 8 months
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So I did a thing where I made some Cards Against Humanity cards on the Wizard101 subreddit and encouraged people to make more in the comments, so I was wondering if you had any ideas for some.
Omg that was you? I commented on that post and my guild has used the post as a suggestion for our own cah set and I made a post on Pirate101 for a similar reason! I'll try to offer a few more suggestions, sorry if they repeat anything!
White Cards:
> Dom Sylvia
> Getting spammed with Ra by all versions of Belloq
> Farming Loremaster for years only for them to add bosses that make the spell easier to get
> Teaching Dasein economics
> Fizzling with 99% accuracy
> Elegant gear on the leaderboard
> Spending two hours on Yevgeny Nightcreep
> Wizard101 VS the Transphobia game
> Claims to be a Life Professor. Dies anyway.
> All players being furries
> Ocean TitanDisaster
Black Cards:
> Today, the Wizard decides to teach Dasein about _
> The latest pet updates finally allows you to _
> For this special Friendship Festival, your crush npc gives you _
> Nick Jonas has escaped! Quick, _
> Uh oh, wizbros have found a new reason to hate Mellori, that reason being _
> The real reason for the schism was _
> "Trick or Treat! Trick or treat is how we greet!" You say to _
> The Cabal soldier has come back and still wants revenge! They want _ and are going to _
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bobwess · 1 year
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Alright! I have now made 378 cards for my Cards Against LOTR game. NOT including The Silmarillion expansion pack I’m also working on as I read said book. Not all the cards are super super accurate, but that’s okay! It’s funny and good enough for fans to joke around with. The cards have actual lore, fandom jokes, meta jokes, random shit to throw in and make things chaotic, and range from The Lord of the Rings to The Hobbit, the two most notable works of Tolkien (as I mentioned before, The Silmarillion has its own expansion pack. Imagine only knowing about Frodo Baggins and randomly pulling a card that says “human sacrifices” because yikes). It’s also PG-13 because I know the original game is too raunchy and dirty for some people (it’s me, I’m some people) (still super funny though). I’m going to test it first on a group of friends and see what they think about it, then I’ll fix what needs fixed, and it’ll be up on my Etsy! I’ve been SUPER DUPER busy with life lately so I haven’t been very active on this blog, but I HAVE been working on this. I was hoping for it to be done by Christmas, but alas I was working extreme holiday retail at the time so that was a no. But hopefully it’ll be up soon! 
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