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#camilosunshxne incorrect quotes
calswildflcwer · 5 months
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Y/N :: If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your pumpkin juice.
Draco :: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.
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ducky-died-inside · 2 years
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CHAOS SQUAD INCORRECT QUOTE
Bailee : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Bee : Maybe a bit tipsy?
Phoenix : Drunk.
Leigh : Wasted.
Ducky : Dead.
@camilosunshxne @baileeblanc @phoenix-tries-to-write @la-familia-petekey
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Bruno: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Pepa: Jokes on them. I’ll ruin their fucking life.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Julieta: Bruno, get that hideous thing out of the living room.
Bruno: Pepa, Julieta wants you to get out of the house.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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*at the zoo*
Bruno: What are they in for?
Mirabel: Tío, this isn’t a prison.
Bruno: So they can leave?
Mirabel: Well, no but-
Bruno, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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*y/n & Carlos skipping stones on a lake*
Y/N: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Carlos, whispering: Take that you fucking lake!
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Carlos: I want to kiss you.
Y/N, not paying attention: What?
Carlos: I said if you die, I won’t miss you!
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Y/N: If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.
Carlos: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Dolores: Are you having another depressive episode?
Bruno: Depressive episode?
Bruno: I’m having a depressive series and we’re just on season one.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Mirabel: Dumbest scar stories. Go!
Camilo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Isabela: I dropped my hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.
Carlos: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Dolores: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled some on my hands and got a really bad burn.
Luisa:
Luisa: I have emotional scars.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Y/N: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Camilo: Rude.
Mirabel: That’s fair.
Carlos: Not again.
Bruno: Are you going to want this back?
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Isabela: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Camilo: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!!
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Mirabel: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Isabela: Several traffic violations.
Carlos: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Camilo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Dolores: And, also, that’s not our car.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Mirabel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Camilo: Self esteem, haven’t seen you in years!
Carlos: Oh wow! My childhood innocence, thank you for finding this!
Isabela: I knew I lost my potential somewhere.
Y/N: My moral code… Is that you?
Mirabel:
Mirabel: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk that Abuela left me but do you guys need a hug?
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Y/N: Are you this rude to everyone?
Carlos: Yup.
Carlos: Don’t think you’re special.
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calswildflcwer · 2 years
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Alma: Well Bruno, I have to say, I’m really disappointed.
Bruno: Well, you didn’t HAVE to say it. You could’ve just thought it.
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