Car commericals are so brave. They're like, this is gonna change your life. You're gonna be outside more!!! You're gonna drive forever and never worry about a thing!!!!
I love that they are in fact making car commercials for weapon systems on fucking youtube.
“Do YOU want an archer mobile artilery system?”
“Come to Kunkleman chevrolet, ford, & BAE SYSTEMS, and receive 30% off on your order in the next 24 hours.”
Me in the kitchen, doing a chicken salad to myself: I don't feel like reading much anymore. Maybe now starts to be time to meditate more instead? I wonder what I should know right now...?
Skoda commercial from TV (which I can see from the kitchen): "You know where your road leads."
Me: No, I don't. I mean towards my dream future home, yes, but what about this time in between----
Skoda commercial: *slams whole screen wide 4X4 sign on the screen*
I HATE TRUCK AND CAR COMMERCIALS. THEY ARE THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. EVERY TIME I SEE ONE, I LOSE THE WILL TO LIVE FOR ANOTHER 30 MINUTES. NO ONE CARES HOW YOUR CAR LOOKS WHILE DRIVING THROUGH A MOUNTAIN. IT'S A CAR. IT DOESN'T BRING FAMILIES TOGETHER LIKE YOU CLAIM IT DOES.
NO ONE IS GOING TO SPEND $90,000 ON A CAR THAT'S LEATHER SEATS WILL RIP THE SKIN OFF OF YOUR THIGHS. BUT DONT WORRY, ITS GOT A COOL SCREEN SO YOU CAN SEE STUFF.
There was a car commercial sequel to the movie Edward Scissorhands about his supposed son and I started speculating a lot of questions, and then someone told me to not think about it. Fuck that, I'm going to have all the thoughts about it! There's so many questions to be had.
Are his scissor hands biological or surgical?
What is life like for a person who grew up in society with scissor hands instead of secluded in a castle?