#cause dranks

[rozicheeks]

HI

#hi I’m tipsyyyyy #it’s my friends bday and we celebrating #if you’re on my snap you saw we were gonna do some shroomies but time is literally the villain in my story and ruined yet another rosie #adventure #BUT ITS FINE #cause dranks #idk why I’m typing this but I’m already half way done so there #fuck you stripes #no offense to anyone who likes stripes but bro it’s gotta be my least favorite pattern #polka dots is where it’s ducking attttff #SOEAKING OF DUCKING #IM GOING TO THROUGH MY OHONE INTO THE ABYSS IF IT TYPES DUCKING ONE MORE TIME #who says ducking #IS DUCKING A WORD #WHY IS THAT AN OPTION #KFNSKSKKSKDLDMS #shut up rosie

[felsicveins]

And he drank it all

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #brozone #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #spruce trolls #trolls spruce #trolls brandi #brandi trolls #brandy trolls #wtf how do u spell #trolls comic #dreamworks trolls #drank it all cause he's a good dad

[thresholdbb]

I have a gripe about the Star Trek mugs...

Picard's teacup is a delicate, fragile little thing held by a strip of plastic and a dream. That thin glass will break if you look at it sideways. And where do they put that ridiculous tiny cup? On the Enterprise, which is always being dragged into conflict

The DS9 raktajino mugs are hefty, wide-based things that are meant to not tip over. They're called no-spill mugs. They have a foam piece on the bottom so they don't slip. They're incredibly sturdy – meant for ships and traveling! Where do they put them? At the station, which is arguably the most stable place they could be cause DS9 rarely gets knocked about.

Far as I'm concerned, Janeway's the only one doing practical space mugs correctly. Come on, a metal travel mug that's as strong as her coffee is black? Takes a beating through 70,000 light years of bridge shakes fighting off the Borg and the Hirogen and still holds a hot drink? Now that's a space mug

#is this the spoon post all over again? am I just insane about dishware? #it's 3am and I'm ranting about space mugs #believe me Picard's teacup is fragile or I just had a bad one #I broke one by putting a butter knife in it doing dishes smdh #I know they all have more mugs but we're talking about icons #I exclusively drank coffee out of the Picard mug until it broke then I retired it #the defiant mug gets a pass cause it's basically the proto Janeway mug they're both thermos Nissan #and the iconic ds9 mug is the raktajino mug I don't make the zeitgeist #inevitably someone is going to come at me for the defiant mug cause this is tumblr where ds9 lives #it's not called Star Trek Defiant though is it? #you say ds9 mug people will think raktajino ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #I have a collection of screen accurate mugs I have a draft somewhere ranking them all #I drink out of the raktajino mug more than Janeway's mostly because hers is impossible to find and honestly the no spill is a good mug #don't get me started on how hard these mugs are to clean #I will fight you about this

[tcfactory]

Dumb SVSSS thought of the day is Xuan Su being one breakthrough away from cultivating a human form and making its (his?) newfound ability to speak aloud to other people everybody's problem.

Unity of the Sword cultivators give more of themselves to their bonded blades than people cultivating other paths, because they have to cultivate together with the sword, as partners. It's both a blessing and a curse, making their swords more... aware. It's not unusual for Unity swords to ascend with their masters or to cultivate humanoid forms to become something like a platonic life partner.

Xuan Su is an old blade. A powerful one, expertly if eccentrically crafted (what kind of cultivator would choose a zhanmadao when a jian is so much more ethereal and versatile?) and wielded by dozens of prodigiously talented cultivators before.

Each one of them set it aside, finding it too heavy and unwieldy for their ambitions. Each and every one of them died for it. It could feel through the bond as they each fell, the lighter, sleeker blades they replaced it with crumbling like paper under the weight of the destinies they all bore.

If it stopped calling out to young prodigies after its history of losses things would have been... much the same, probably, because Yue Qi has heard about the power of Xuan Su before he stepped foot in the sword hall, but there might have been a chance that he might have heard the call of a sword more suited to his level of cultivation, one that could have grown organically along with him.

The problem is, Xuan Su keeps calling out to new wielders and no amount of warning from Wan Jian's masters could convince the ambitious prodigies to give up on the chance to be the one who carried the famed Xuan Su to ascension.

After losing too many of its people, however, Xuan Su no longer knows how to bond normally. It clings too hard, hooks its metaphorical claws into its cultivator's soul, crawls through their meridians until there's no boundary left between them.

The last three people who tried to take it up didn't live long enough to unsheathe it.

For good or ill, Yue Qingyuan will be the last one to ever wield Xuan Su. It will either ascend with him, die with him or Wei Qingwei will throw it in the Wan Jian forge where the cursed thing deserves to be if it manages to outlive zhangmen-shixiong.

The thing is, however, that an old sword doesn't necessarily mean a mature one. Xuan Su wasn't wielded enough for its spirit to have matured fully. The only cultivator who even entertained it past the first few months of realizing that fighting with a zhanmadao is an unwieldy affair, that they could never become the picture of divine grace hauling around a blade that gave some polearms a run for their money, has been Yue Qingyuan, so most of Xuan Su's personality comes from him.

A thousand years worth of guilt and abandonment issues mixed with whatever traits it borrowed from semi-feral ex-slave teenager Yue Qi when they bonded does not make for a pleasant personality. It would remind Yue Qingyuan of a young Xiao-Jiu, expect Xuan Su has a brand of unashamed bloodthirstiness that can't be replicated by anything that's not made of 5 feet of sharp-edged murder.

It's not all bad. Xuan Su mourned with him when they though Shen Jiu was dead and rejoiced when they found him again. It has been trying its best to help Yue Qingyuan fight his heart demons so he could confess to Shen Qingqiu, even when it has heart demons of its own. They are beyond compatible in the physical and spiritual sense, granting Yue Qi the almost inhuman strength he became famous for. The mental component of their cultivation stagnates, however, because they are trying to split their attention between dealing with Yue Qingyuan's guilt and Xuan Su's abandonment issues and they are getting nowhere.

It's Shang Qinghua who accidentally gives them the push to pick one or the other. ("All right, enough!" Shang Qinghua claps his hands and freezes the dozen frantic An Ding disciples almost coming to blows about which one of their three separate crises should get the most resources. "You," he points at a kid with a missing front tooth. "All resources to your problem. And when that's done, then to his,-" Points at another child. "- and then hers. This way all of them will get solved on time and they will get solved better because you don't spread yourself thin trying to do three different things requiring full focus at once.") They decide to address Xuan Su's bottleneck because it's easier: Yue Qingyuan has already proved that he would not abandon it. They will ascend or die together.

They don't expect the backlash from its breakthrough to knock Yue Qingyuan out for several weeks (it's the bond stabilizing, finally, but his body and core need time to grow accustomed to only having his qi and his life force, all contained neatly within him as it should have been all these years). Weeks while Xuan Su is left alone on the peaks, unsupervised and without anybody knowing that it currently wears the form of a fourteen-year-old boy.

So of course the first thing it (he?) does is slip away before anyone could identify him and goes to Shen Qingqiu. The plan is simple: chew the man out for making Yue Qi sad all these years and then tell him what went down in the caves so he forgives Xuan Su's human and they can all be a happy family together! (A lot of its previous wielders sought fame to be allowed to wed various people they would not be able to marry otherwise, so Xuan Su might have acquired a passing interest in romance. Xuan Su approves of Yue Qi's choice, Shen Qingqiu is a sharp, very sword-like human and Xiu Ya is a very nice, well-balanced sword, but they really keep dragging things out way too long.)

Except Shen Qingqiu doesn't believe that the suddenly appearing feral teenager on his peak is actually a sword spirit. Swords cultivating human form are the stuff of legends and Yue Qi is far too down-to-earth for any of that nonsense. So clearly this Xiao-Su is an orphan his idiot Qi-ge has adopted; he's certainly feral enough to be one. No idea where Yue Qingquan has hidden this child before, but he's not quite presentable enough to be among the Qiong Ding disciples, despite the wonderfully elaborate clothes he's wearing. He enjoys food like he's tasting decent cooking for the first time, so he must not have been here long. Shen Qingqiu remembers being much the same when he first got to eat regularly, but hiding it much better, thank you very much.

Shen Qingqiu decides that he's going to keep an eye on his shixiong's charge until the man wakes up, because it's obvious that the kid can't be allowed to wander the peaks unsupervised. This decision has obviously nothing to do with Xiao-Su's instant hatred towards the little beast. Nope. Nothing at all.

Xuan Su eventually does manage to tell Shen Qingqiu that Qi-ge came back for him. Yue Qingyuan wakes up and confirms that yes, that bratty rascal is the great and powerful Xuan Su. They eventually learn about Binghe's demonic heritage and go investigating how the hell that has happened. But not before a few weeks of shenanigans and Luo Binghe accidentally winning Xuan Su (and by proxy Shen Qingqiu, much to the man's annoyance) over by the wonders of his godly cooking skills.

#svsss #yue qingquan #xuan su #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #tc writes #xuan su has drank tlj's blood during their clash at bailu mountain and he can recognize the blood ties in binghe #hence the instant dislike #he will get over it soon enough which would annoy the hell out of sqq #please just imagine the shenanigans that not-really-human xiao-su would cause bc he wants to spend a bit of time with his human's human #he's only human-adjacent in the same way a demon would be? just from the other direction #he really can't convincingly pretend and he's not really trying anyway #because it's only until yqy wakes up so what's the point? #it just so happens to be that a sword spirit has a very similar vibes to sqq on an average day... #also xiu ya approves of sqq doting on xuan su. except it has the sentience of a cat so it can't tell its human WHY it approves

[kakashi-fangirl-ita-blog]

Zosan headcanon (set either after Whole Cake Island or during one of the pre-timeskip arcs)

One night Sanji has a bad dream (about his childhood, his trauma, his fears...) and suddenly wakes up gasping and heavy breathing.

He doesn't want to wake up his crewmates, so he just gets up from the floor where he usually sleeps and leaves the room. But Zoro is on lookout that night and sees Sanji running into the kitchen (his comfort place). He knows that something isn't right by how panicked his breathing sounded and how confused he looked around, so he decides to check on him.

He finds Sanji in the darkness, sitting on the floor, with his back leaning on the counter, covering his head with his arms and sobbing like he never heard him do. (In his own mind, it that moment Sanji is still a child, left alone crying in the darkness by his father).

Sanji sees Zoro on the doorsteps, lit by the moonlight. Because of his pride and his rivalry with the swordsman, he doesn't want Zoro to see him while he is so vulnerable and tells him to go away, but of course Zoro is way too stubborn to do what he tells him to and wants to know why he's crying.

Sanji thinks that he wants to make fun of him, so he just stays silent, suffocating his sobs, waiting for an insult or a joke. But instead Zoro sits next to him and tells him that he envies him, because he's able to let all his emotions out and to cry freely without feeling judged (by his own self) or "less masculine".

Sanji is obviously surprised by that glimpse of Zoro's sincerity, but doesn't want to tell him why he's crying. He doesn't want to burden him with his story. In that moment, he just knows that Zoro's company is comforting. Their shoulders slightly brushing while sitting next to each other in the darkness, Zoro's slow breathing, the warmth of his body... Everything about that makes Sanji cry even more. He isn't alone anymore. He doesn't have to bear all his sufferings by himself in a loop of poisonous thoughts.

Without even realising it, he finds himself leaning his head on Zoro's shoulder, feeling the tears running down his cheeks and soaking Zoro's shirt. He quickly starts sobbing again, covering his face with his hand. Zoro wraps his arm around him and pulls him closer, letting Sanji bury his head on his chest.

Zoro patiently waits, while Sanji cries until he's too tired to even let out a single hiccup and they both fall asleep holding each other.

#in another version zoro was laying on the floor next to him but he couldn't sleep cause he drank too much lol #i love them so much your honor #zoro feels the weight of toxic masculinity and heavy emotional standards for men #i love angst-fluff #i want to write a fanfiction about this so bad #zosan #zoro #sanji #roronoa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #vinsmoke sanji #zoro x sanji #one piece #one piece headcanons #zosan headcanons #one piece spoilers #i'm not an english speaker so be patient with my grammar lol #raga io

[bottombaron]

so an episode where everyone almost dies but Laszlo? shit if that doesn’t feel like a classic mark of death to me.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits laszlo #laszlo cravensworth #wwdits s5 #ive had this feeling from before s5 started #and at first i was like nahhh #no need to cause a panic by sharing this theory #but then this latest episode happened and…. #THEN HE DRANK THE WEIRD BLOOD??? WTFFF #wwdits spoilers

[tragicotps]

Random gifs of Marisa Coulter smiling [8/∞]

#his dark materials #hdm #marisa coulter #marisa smiling #she is so fake omg 🤣🤣 #i can't believe she fooled him like this #men are stupid #and she knows it #kind reminder marisa coulter is evil #and does it best #shes genuinely smiling cause he just drank her poison lmao #problematic fave #asriels lucky he got a child with her and actually lived to tell about it #hdm edit #mine #i didn't have this ep in good quality but still wanted to gif for the sheer evilness of this scene #does anyone even know she did this it was never brought up again 🤣

[psychopomparia]

Wriothesley and his tea obsession is something I never knew I needed. This man's dialogue has been so tea-related. Such an intearesting guy.

This man just wants to have a tea party so badly.

#genshin impact #ari rambles #4.1 spoilers #wriothesley #his tea obsessing is just verifying that i have to pull for him #i love tea #i once got an advent calender of teas for christmas #i dranked like so much tea in January cause of it #i wonder what blends he likes

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements

#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice #dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth #but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up #this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo #though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭 #but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]' #so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭 #but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious #bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this' #but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top #but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....' #not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹 #also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic #cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha #oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here #but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup' #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 dutch gp #2005 chinese gp #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #formula one

[llumimoon]

The Talk (page 15) END

Doodler AU post || start || previous || bonus

And that’s a wrap! :D Thank you guys SO MUCH for reading, genuinely I appreciate it soso much that so many of you liked my lil comic <3 If you’re wondering, Dot’s story isn’t over, in a lot of ways this comic was meant to be just the beginning!

Dialogue under the cut!

Sparrow:You really liked that hot chocolate, huh?

Sparrow: Let’s get you another one, okay?

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #sparrow oak #the doodler #lark oak #mercedes oak garcia #henry oak #doodle dot au #cal draws #thetalkcomic #OUGGHH I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER !! #I’m very proud of myself for finishing this and keeping a schedule <333 #i hope you guys enjoyed the story :] #I’ll probably release the bonus page sometime this weekend #it’s some dialogue between Sparrow and Lark that I think is v interesting #but I couldn’t find a way to stick it in the comic cause I already had gotten too far by the time I thought it up #BTW. the hot chocolate is a Henry and Mercedes recipe #and yes the hot chocolate Dot drank was the same recipe #I loved drawinf the oak family 🥺 they r soooo important to me <3 #OH and I’m gonna release a poll abt the next story bit later also

[diverbots]

No Maximilien lore means I can do whatever the fuck I want with Pre-Talon Max which means projecting my post-work feelings onto him.

#art #overwatch #maximilien #I haven't slept yet I drank two fucking dews cause I'm an idiot AND I have work tonight as well my god man. #I also have to take my brother to work in like an hour. Shit sucks!

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Gods Below I Need To Sleep, I Just Read That The Peach Tea I've Been Drinking Is Good For Bone Health And I Muttered Out Loud "Ah That's Good I Need More Bones."

#captain's posts #its also good for cardiac and dental health neato #im looking things up cause i drank a box of peach tea in like a week i need to know if its a vitamin deficiency thing again- #like the ketchup incident

[booigi-boi]

All I'm gonna say is I get Paul for getting drunk on like half a beer

#starkid #hatchetfield #paul matthews #this is like an autism thing isn't it? #When I thought I couldn't relate to Paul any more lmao #It's independence day here so I was like “I'll buy a cider for fun” #and I drank 3/4 of the tiny ass can before I couldn't anymore cause I started feeling uncomfortably dizzy and tired #I'll stick to mixed drinks and just Pepsi after this lol #everything is moving in slow motion I hate this #not important

[hissterical-nyaan]

No one:

Insane Indians: *drinking chai when it's 40°c outside*

#had an early morning train and literally drank chai at 3:30am #even though I woke up all sweaty cause its HAWT #really can't leave our chai now can we

[the-heaminator]

I'm not going to include the ages of 0-5 bc that is just you thinking it was juice or something, me included.

And if you wish, tell me what country you are from and if you had it at home or outside

#the heam speaks #polls #cause generally i know many people who drank alcohol first time intentionally at like 11 or 12 but I'm in a sketchy part of London so my #experiences aint universal #mmmMMMMMM statistics

[posioninthewater]

hayden via ig stories

#she’s so real #i say as someone who has never drank or done drugs of any kind! #(caused im died) is such a valid excuse #she just has a way with words #ethel cain #hayden anhedönia #preachers daughter #southern gothic