Mori, ten minutes after Chuuya leaves: *looking closely at the bottle* Elise…. this is superglue. Not glue.
Elise: I know
Mori:
Elise:
*cut to Chuuya doing this-*
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I’m convinced Higuchi is the only one in the PM with a semi normal childhood.
And on a related note, I think she should find out most of the others haven’t and force Hirtosu to help plan a trip for them so they can go do fun things they never got to do as kids.
(It’s partially her taking them to places she went as a child and is super excited to share with them.)
Akutagawa complains until Chuuya and Gin chew him out and he maliciously complies (he still thinks it’s a waste of time, but is secretly grateful to spend the time with all of them).
Higuchi basically storms into Mori’s office ready to demand pto for all of them and he’s already buttoning up his Hawaiian shirt and pulling on his fanny pack (he has invited himself and Elise, who has invited Q, who refused to leave Verlaine alone in the basement, who spends most of the trip sitting on a bench with Kouyou and holding the prizes everyone won. Chuuya eventually convinces them to join in and watch the fireworks at night over the boardwalk.
Also, Tachihara cheats at like all of the games that are supposed to be unwinable (he lost once, realized they were rigged, and his pride refused to let him leave without the biggest prize he could get). He and Chuuya brought home like half of the prizes (most were given to Elise and Q, though they both secretly kept a couple one or two. For by accident, of course).
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Akutagawa: We're the Port Mafia, I can't kill you, but you'll wish I could.
Chuuya: We're the Port Mafia, of course I have a wine bottle picked out for every occasion.
Kouyou: We're the Port Mafia, flattery will get you nowhere but don't stop on my account.
Gin: We're the Port Mafia, if you see me outside of work no you haven't.
Tachihara: We're the Port Mafia, no one does it better than us.
Hirotsu: We're the Port Mafia, every kill is better with a cigarette in hand.
Higuchi: We're the Port Mafia, of course everything goes exactly as planned... Most of the time.
Kyusaku: We're the Port Mafia, I look forward to breaking you all.
Elise: We're the Port Mafia, everyone is better than Rintaro.
Mori: We're the Port Mafia, we are constantly getting the Agency out of trouble.
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me and my insufferable little sister whom i despise
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