#clifford blossom

[nadjaofstatenisland]

now that the show's over, top 10 parentdale lines?

I'm actually an idiot and posted the draft last night instead of the ask. Why did no on ask for context.

Anyway I only did 8 but some are more than one line. I also kept it to s1.

"Okay, what is wrong with you people?" "Will you just spare us the middle-class morality? It's not like they were brother and sister." - Hal Cooper, Clifford Blossom (all the dialogue from this scene is gold tbh)

"Slut shaming. It's what they call it when sluts get shamed." - Alice Cooper (iconic and beyond reproach)

"Alice Cooper - no longer lactose intolerant I see." - Hermione Lodge (been haunted by this line for six and a half years what the FUCK does this line mean)

"There's the sticky, dark, dirty truth. Maple syrup. Drown in it why don't you!" - Penelope Blossom (she's literally SO dramatic in this scene especially considering what we find out scenes later happened)

"I'm so sorry to interrupt your adultery, Fred." - Alice Cooper 

"You remember our Homecoming, Alice?Hal? Back in the day? Your mom ever tell you about that night? ("Just that she and my dad were king and queen.") "Yeah they were - of hell." - FP Jones (this whole scene is also great but you KNOW this bitch thought he was so clever coming up with this little quip)

"I mean is there not a nice gay kid at your school?" - Tom Keller (#1 ally) 

"I didn't realize that you were a polyamorist." "I don't think that's an actual word." - Alice Cooper, Mary Andrews 

#parentdale #riverparents #alice cooper #hal cooper #fp jones #hermione lodge #penelope blossom #clifford blossom #sierra mccoy #tom keller #mary andrews

[ariesbilly]

#toms an absolute LEGEND for that i gotta say #riverdaleedit #tom keller #clifford blossom #penelope blossom #adaptationsdaily #parentdaleedit #riverparents #not tagging cheryl i dont want those people talking mess on this post #mystuff

[alaffy]

Riverdale 7x12 - After the Fall (spoilers)

There are eight episodes left. I just wanted to point that out. Eight episodes and we get...this. Going to possibly be my shortest recap ever.

Ethel is cleared of killing the Milkman and she's no longer a suspect in her parents murder. She's forced to go back with Alice, who starts to treat her like she's her daughter (as if Ethel hasn't been through enough). She and Jughead are told by the councilor that the Milkman was insane transient. Not even the principal swallows that bs. Ethel wants to work with Jughead and create a sequel to the Milkman story. Pep comics editor doesn't want the attention. Ethel explains to Jughead (in an actually decent scene) that she wants to do the story because everyone is telling her how to think and feel about her parents murder and she wants to tell her story. They change the idea to a mailman. Pep editor knows that everyone will come for them, but decides it's time to fight the system.

Betty and Veronica break into the Pembrook and secretly live in the apartment. They have a sleepover with Kevin and Clay. Then, a day or so later, they have an intimate talk about how horrible their families are (which, true); promise not to become their parents; and talk about how happy Kevin and Clay are. Which turns into talking about experimenting with other women, which turns into them almost kissing. However, they're stopped by Mary Andrews who, long story short, knew something was wrong when she overheard the two girls talking earlier in the episode. When she finds out that the girls have been rejected by their mothers, Mary shames Hermione (off screen) and Alice into taking them back. Mary has strange, strange powers. Anyway, the girls seem to be considering a relationship with one another. To be clear, I don't have a problem with Beronica and wouldn't mind seeing Beronica, but I doubt this will last more then an episode or two, so it's just kind of...meh.

The boys basketball team is without a Captain as Julien is in a coma. Reggie is blamed for the accident by Clifford, who wants Reggie off the team. Archie is made captain of the team, but he just wants to write poetry. Cheryl wants to take care of her brother and not worry about cheerleading, but Clifford threatens to harm Cheryl. And it's this point we should remember that Clifford is the only parent in this show that has effectively and ruthlessly killed one his own children, so...

Anyway, long story short, Clifford seems to be close to getting rid of Reggie. But Archie, and the team, say if Reggie isn't made captain; they'll walk. Clifford mentions that he doesn't like being threatened (which, again, actually is concerning with this character); but Reggie is made Captain. Julien wakes up from his coma. Reggie wins the game. Clifford is pissed. Yadda, yadda, yadda, something about a storm coming.

And, again, we only have eight episodes after this.

#riverdale #riverdale spoilers #betty cooper #veronica lodge #ethel muggs #jughead jones #mary andrews #archie andrews #reggie mantel #kevin keller #cheryl blossom #clifford blossom

[owlbean]

#riverdale #fred andrews #fp jones #hiram lodge #hal cooper #tom keller #clifford blossom #marty mantle #pop tate

[iisthepopeoffools]

Riverdale really has a thing with making the culprits to the mysteries be obvious choices while also having their motives come completely out of nowhere.

#riverdale #riverdale season 1 #riverdale season 2 #riversale season 7 #clifford blossom #clifford blossom again #hal cooper #there was no foreshadowing clifford blossom being a drug dealer #or him and Penelope being Russian agents #or Hal having had a fucked up conservative upbringing #chic was a surprise in season 3 #so of course that was the whodunnit that a main character actually figured out before having it revealed to them

[ourladyofmaplemurder]

Can I just say that I kind of love Penelope and Clifford as a villainous pair? Like, she's all sharp edges and flair. A sort of poisonous femme fatale she's always had going on and it's no less delicious in the 50s. I adore her. She is so viciously bananas.

But Clifford? I've always been a little sad, as a Cheryl Blossom scholar, that we didn't get more of him. I mean, it's a critical relationship to unpack considering this IS the daddy issues show. I mean, her father murdered her brother and then her mother murdered her father (with her likely watching) and we never really talk about that. Well, not overtly. Cheryl's behavior tells plenty of the story.

Anyway, I'm quite fond of Barclay Hope's performance. It's utterly entitled. He is never in a hurry. He's always a moment away from rolling his eyes. It's brilliantly old money-powerful.

You see, true power doesn't hurry. It doesn't need to chase you down. It waits for you to come to it because you will. You have to. Real power never wastes energy.

His Clifford has enjoyed a life of complete control; it shows in every scene he does. His manner is absolutely perfect.

Side note: This is the main difference between him and Hiram. Hiram was always so cagey. He's always a little desperate and that's part of what makes Clifford scarier.

#Blossom Family #Clifford Blossom #Penelope Blossom

[bouncycomics]

Blossoms 666 3 (2019)

#cheryl blossom #jason blossom #penelope blossom #clifford blossom #julian blossom #Archie comics #antichrist

[leotanaka]

clifford murdering jason in the og timeline, not caring about julian possibly dying in the 50s and now threatening cheryl physically and verbally.

#riverdale #riverdale spoilers #rvd text #clifford blossom

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I was looking at Clifford Blossom in one of the scenes and:

LOOK AT HIM

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT

HE LOOKS LIKE TED CRUZ-

This is the face you see when you die I’m convinced

#comedy #humor #funny #lol #tw all caps #cw all caps #riverdale #clifford blossom #cheryl blossom #ted cruz

[skywitchmaja]

a very specific character type 🔥❣️

#sorry this is like. horribly formatted. how do people make these that look good & easy to read? #i just think it’s cool when a character has mommy issues & fire powers & is gay that is so cool of them 🔥 #unlisted similarities: complicated relationship with their sibling. unrequited love (?). think better of their dad than they probably should #the last one is more azula & regina i could not tell you one fact about clifford blossom #gaslight gatekeep girlboss ✨ #(but the fun part (and by fun i mean the opposite of that) is that they are as likely to be gaslit as they are to gaslight 🤕) #they are like blorbos to me <3 #i have so many second thoughts but i can’t keep editing this i cannot #riverdale #atla #ouat #cheryl blossom #regina mills #azula #i’m not even satisfied with the caption but i have to stop overthinking everything or i’ll die #i say ‘mysterious reasons’ bc yeah it’s mostly bc they don’t know how to move on but also there’s some sorta magical shenanigans

[plushyluke]

idk if this makes sense but this is how i see them 🥺🫧🧁🍓🫐🍊

#5sos as strawberry shortcake #swan thoughts #luke is angelcake #ashton is orange blossom #michael is strawberry shortcake #calum is blueberry muffin #this is my edits tags for them not #idk #this may be dumb #but i thought it was cute #luke hemmings #ashton irwin #5sos #calum hood #michael clifford

[nadjaofstatenisland]

Extended Blooper family is absolutely slaying in the 50s

#keeping up with the coopers #blossom family values #penelope blossom #hal cooper #clifford blossom #parentdale #riverparents #nathalie boltt #lochlyn munro #barclay hope #betty cooper #lili reinhart

[ariesbilly]

I went with the top 10 on ao3 and Penford and halnelope were tied sooo this is what we get

#obviously I’m not including flice lmao #polls #riverdale #Fred andrews #fp jones #Alice cooper #Hal cooper #Hiram lodge #hermione lodge #Mary andrews #Sierra McCoy #Tom keller #Penelope blossom #Gladys jones #Clifford blossom

[ladyluscinia]

Uncle Claudius's second appearance and he's talking about his time visiting "Lesbos"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#riverdale #my current theory is there's always a gay twin 😆 #and it wasn't fucking clifford #cheryl blossom #claudius blossom #ladyluscinia

[jeannedarcgerard]

ohhhh fp was protecting jughead

#not bc he thought he killed him though #and the rich guy was clifford blossom #rvd lb

[maddy-ferguson]

the thing about riverdale is that it was always silly. it was never 100% serious. it has been ridiculous since season 1. the jughead weirdo scene happens in episode 10 maybe. so when people say things like "oh it used to be great but i stopped watching when it got ridiculous in season 3" it always confuses me because it got ridiculous way before that

#season 2 literally has chic you're telling me you watched his scenes with a straight face? #i started thinking it sucked and then liked it again when i started watching it ironically #BEFORE THE END OF SEASON 1 #i can prove it my tweets from 2017 are still up #but like yeah it's BEEN ridiculous i'm sorry you can't appreciate the greatest show of the 21st century because you 'only wanted to find #out who killed jason' and now the show is too all over the place for you #at the end of season 1 clifford blossom hangs himself and jughead talks about the season ending on a cliffhanger. was i supposed to just #give up on this show #no but seriously it's SO funny and entertaining #jughead literally almost died in the nyc sewers with rats crawling all around/over him like there could've been a plague outbreak #i could be making this up but i'm really not that creative #in season 4 chad michael murray's character edgar evernever built himself a rocket to escape after abandoning the cult he ran #it was the apocalypse last season and there was a guy named percival #i'll miss it when it's gone it's a very fun way to spend 42 minutes #you wouldn't get it #rvd #and like i say: brf slt