#clunky shitposting

[gazoline6725]

Yesterday came and went and all I remember was having a bad migraine while drawing on the server VC with some friends and hell broke loose.

Carne Beat intensifies

#I will not apologize for drawing this #I love when I produce cursed art #I just remember wheezing to the point of coughing when I revealed this in the chat #this is one big inside joke #I'm proud of the zim for some reason #invader zim #iz #iz fanart #artwork #clunky arting #clunky shitposting

[nyaskitten]

Sad we live in a world where one of the most baller fucking villain designs (Nightmare King) comes from a show horribly written by Tommy Andreasen

#genuinely i think dreamzzz would appeal to kids more if the writing werent so ... clunky . cmon tommy... #i love the ideas and aesthetics of this show but Holy Shit dude ToT #ill try rewatch it if only for my pookies ... #lego dreamzzz #dreamzzz #raine's rambles #raine's shitposting

[kristalliankka]

fun fact

By equipping the “hydrangea” skin on Lifeweaver, you can play as the cabbage guy from Avatar.

#overwatch #back on my shitposting #lifeweaver #lifeweaver is pretty fun but his controls are kinda clunky #hopefully they change them a bit

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Tumblr is the best platform because I don't make a concerted effort to specifically gain followers or attention, and yet somehow people still find me amongst the billions of other posts. And SO many of y'all will leave little comments and expressions of affection on my posts or click the "like" button for my little crochets or smile when one of my pokemon comes up on your dash.

#text #i often think that every one on tumblr who would be interested in this project has already found me #but every day someone new finds something of mine and follows #and i read a shitpost that was like 'theres always other posts. literally a billion more' and that made me realize how small this blog is #and really how incredible that anyone's found it #which i might say a lot here im really not sure bc i mostly ramble like this on my personal but idk i wanted to say it here this time #been going Through It and years back on my personal and uhhh apparently i've had the thought #'i will crochet every single pokemon some day' multiple MULTIPLE times over the years even before starting this in 2017 lmao #and today i have hit the 100th of just this year #and it makes 543rd overall #and wow it hits different looking at those old posts when i'd made only an awkward clunky eevee with too big a body and now #idk im emotional so much has changed and so much is the same #and maybe it's dumb but i'm so in awe of myself for having made such progress in this One Thing #this one thing that is so silly and yet so meaningful #like all the shit going on in the world in my world #im still here in this tiny space able to do something i love and being able to share it #the thought is always the same the mood is always different and today i am choosing to make it comforting

[silverserpent]

ok so me and @atak-achrativ are making fun of hungarian monsuno names, right? because of the low-hanging fruit of silly.

But I think there is something in English we're missing.

His name is '\'

#monsuno #shitpost #the monster's name is literally. backslash. the key you use in some shellscripts because something something shellscripts are weird #and he is supposed to be menacing. #In hungarian he's pokolvéreb - hellhound; hell blood dog #which is clunky but at least not a goddamn ASCII character

[badonfulus]

‘Oh, so it’s a nuclear family you want is it? Well I suppose then it’s a nuclear family … you’ll have’ *throws the clunky switch and my big evil space laser powers up above your cul de sac*

#comical evil #shitpost #clunky mad science levers my beloved #mad scientist #halloween #nefarious plot

[velvetyshu]

GENSHIN OC BRAINROT RAHHHH

#velvetrambling #velvetacquaintances #shitposts #boost #velvetocs #velvetarts?? #Genshin impact #Genshin impact oc #Genshin oc #look I know my art sucks ass #it’s just a sketch so #give me a break #she might look clunky but she’s hot #and and #she has a tattoo #on the right side of her abdomen #i said what I said

[antimnemonic]

this is deranged but my wacky new conspiracy theory is that the crypto-and-related-technologies movement was astroturfed by intelligence agencies to expedite the development of encryption related technology

#this is a shitpost #ive just been hanging around infotech buildings a bunch these past few days #and they have a bunch of media abt the development of crypto and blockchain on display #so it was like *sounds of clunky ass rusted cogs creaking* lmao

[hbebbington]

HOT TAKE

Air force one trainers are shit they look like prescription orthopedic shoes.

#fuck air force ones #nike bollocks #nike #shitposting #the heel is so big and clunky #they are ugly

[vii-spider]

obama when his opponent uses a stat-lowering move but it has no effect: let me be clear

#shitpost #meme #pokemon #“let me be clear body” wouldve made the joke clearer #(hah) #but it sounds stupid and clunky

[gazoline6725]

One of my best friends has been asking me to draw Winter King like nonstop but Im having bad artblock and this is all I could come up with. I won't elaborate.

reblogs + likes appreciated !!

I've been fighting artblock off as best as I can but its so difficult sldjsjhsja h e l p

Im almost at 100 followers too. Sorry that this is all I have to offer for atm </3 </3 </3

#This has definitely been done before I wouldnt be surprised #but I still did it cuz funny #my friend was definitely happy #my head is in pain too this is literally all I could shit out #I wanna draw proper art of them... SOON #Adventure Time #Adventure Time fanart #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #winter king #simon petrikov #simon petrikov fionna and cake #at spoilers #shitpost #clunky arting #you're welcome jamie

[gothamcityneedsme]

my copy of loopers came, idk when im going to read it though.  i have like.  two other ryukishi vns im in the middle of

#shitpost #but loopers is on the switch which is so easy to use.... #vs rgd and higurashi which im reading on my clunky old laptop that is annoying to set up...

[quohotos]

Okay so there are some things I really miss about reddit...

You don't really miss it until it's gone, but (at least using a third party app) it was really easy and immediate to control exactly what you saw. The process of blocking a tag on tumblr is a little bit clunky. I have to go into a sub menu in the settings and then type out the tag I can't just right click and filter it out.

It's really difficult to modulate how much horny content you want to engage with here. I don't think reddit users were any more or less horny than tumblr users, I just think it was easier to keep the separated. Obviously everyone's experience is different, but it was really easy to feel out the tone of a community and sort them into categories of horny and not horny. When something was a little risque or inappropriate it was very easy for the poster or moderator to mark it as such. I felt safe browsing reddit on my laptop in class because I knew that as long as I didn't click on anything marked as such I wasn't gonna get any weird looks from the person behind me. I'm not trying to be puritanical about the morality of horny content or anything like that, I just liked being able to very clearly chose how much of it I wanted to engage with. If I wanted to seek it out, it was easy to find, but it wouldn't come to me when I wasn't asking for it. Maybe with time and experience I'll figure out how to do that here, but it's still something I miss.

The third party app that I used didn't render profile pictures. I thought it was pretty neat to not have much of an identity. Idk, I'm a shy jealous person and seeing all these pretty talented people is very intimidating. I didn't mind being a nobody when it felt like everyone else was a nobody.

I do not know where to find the good memes here. I'm sure they exist, but I don't know where they are. There were just some amazing injoke shitpost subs that I really vibed with and I haven't found out an equivalent here.

I thought of some more things so I've edited them in

I miss having an easy distinction between NSFW blur and spoiler blur. It made discussing media so much safer, I felt like I could participate in am evolving discussion without risking ruining the surprises. You could also use it creatively for memes, like making osha violations be tagged as NSFW and blurred so you'd click on it expecting to see some ass but instead it's like dude standing on a swivel chair.

Putting tags (well, they were called flairs, and you could only have one) up front on a post was so nice. When talking about a show I could immediately see what seasons were being discussed before even reading the title. It could also serve as a hint about what was actually behind a spoiler/NSFW blur. The tags on tumblr are so much fun, and are very versetile but I feel like they're an addendum to the actual post content, whereas reddit flairs were a heads up.

On the whole though, people have been nice and helpful here, and I'm really grateful for that. Hopefully I'll learn to adapt and feel as at home here as I was there... but man I just keep staring at my dash and thinking "you're not my real dad".

#new to tumblr #reddit blackout #reddit migration #tumblr #tumblr etiquette

[skelleste]

2023 Art Summary

Some of the many things I worked on over the past 365 days. More details below.

Happy New Year!

Just like last year, 2023 was full of even more character art, including a brand spanking new OC. You haven't seen much of the comic yet, because it's not done, but there's been progress on that in the background as well. I also started commissions last March. None are featured in this post so I could focus more on original art, but I wanted to give a special thank-you to all my past commissioners. Not a single one of you were a customer service nightmare, in fact it was quite the opposite. I appreciate everyone who's been kind enough to give me work and treat me well.

The rest of this post is going to be some of my favorite pieces by month, and a little about them. I usually spare my followers from most details in my posts, because there's often not much of interest to the public to say, so this is mostly self indulgent.

January

I decided to revisit Tom and Maudlin, as I hadn't drawn them much since creating them. Whenever I make a new character of importance, I try to go out of my way to put them in varied poses and expressions so that I am able to understand how their bodies work by the time I need them for a real project. It's also a great way to explore their personalities, although I feel that I'll have to push Tom's emotional side more in the future.

February

Props for the comic! It sucks to have to design things on the fly, so it helps to have notable objects designed beforehand. Especially if it's important to the plot. Some of these appear in more panels than others, but it smooths out the comic process nevertheless to have ample references on hand.

March

More character designs to spare me from designing mid-comic production. If they don't have lines in the comic, then I ask random people to assign names to them to make it fun, and because it's easier to keep straight who's who when they're not named Man 1 and Man 2. Left to right, they are Johnifer (you can already see why I name the ones with dialogue myself), Wanda, Jean Vincent, Booker, Charles, Maribelle, and Gertrude.

April

It'd be silly of me to pretend as if 90% of my output isn't shitposts. When you dedicate most of your art time to a project, then you're not going to end up making any other art unless you satisfy primitive monkey brain somehow. In my case, that's usually addressed by drawing funny shit. Early this year is when I discovered how easy it is to crack jokes with Scatterbrain. This goofiness is now embedded into her personality permanently. Expect more of this.

May

April-June is when I do my Art Fight preppin', which usually consists of me making a list of my most neglected OCs and giving them some attention. I also try to get around to eventually making all of them a reference sheet in this style, just so they have something standardized between them. This year, Walla Walla had her turn. She's a shitpost character, so I won't be drawing her much again, but she's a good excuse to draw some J-fashion doodles. My interests outside of cartoon stupidity don't really make it into my art often, so she's a minor outlet for some of it.

June

I've made even more character designs this year than last year, but they were all background characters, making Raoul the only new important one. He's been officially-unofficially written into the story since 2022, but it's very hard for me to make OCs that are written before they are designed. Everyone else was designed first and assigned a role in the plot later, so he got put off for a good while. I finally got around to it though, after I killed some darlings. He is now an all-new species, and I modified the chain design to something less clunky compared to what would be historically accurate.

July

July is, of course, Art Fight month. All other art is put on pause. This year, my favorite attack was a drawing of Enchanted Bones for my friend Bugles. I drew the character independently from the background, which is why the lighting situation is as unfortunate as it is, but we don't talk about that. Thank you to everyone who attacked me and made awesome art, I'll revenge you maybe in a few years. Sorry for the wait, but the backlog is mighty long.

August

Stanson got a slight redesign in the last year, so he can fit with the style of the comic better. He's actually the oldest character out of the bunch. I had no purpose for Scott when I made him and threw them together in the same folder. I had a few one-off designs that I figured I'd keep around in case I ever did an OCT, but these two got yoinked out of it when I started getting story ideas for the them. Stanson is a cowboy (not really), so it became a western setting to make sense of it. I plan on giving him the same sketchpage treatment the other characters have gotten, but I've been putting it off purposely for a while. You'll just have to wait.

September

And there it is, the inevitable page of Raoul getting into various mischief (and subsequently getting his ass beat half of the time). He has a very abrasive personality that gets him into trouble. I don't want the comic to be heavily action-based, but he naturally lands himself in these positions and it lets me draw characters in new situations. His introduction to the story is still a long way off at this point, but I can't wait to pit him against Scott in some slapstick shenanigans.

October

Spooky month is incredibly busy for me in real life, so there isn't as much time for art as I'd like there to be. That's why I dedicated all my time that month to trying to get Halloween art done in time. I've been a fan of Homestar Runner since childhood, and as soon as I thought that Raoul would pull off a Jigen Daisuke look, I knew I wanted to do a full Homestar-esque set of costumes. The other ideas quickly fell into place. My version came out way more detailed than theirs usually are though. The spirit of Halloween possessed me.

November

I started going full gear on the comic around this time (I think 28 hours in one week when I stayed home), so there's an absence of polished personal art here. Scatterbrain eating some spaghetti is my placeholder art for "I worked on a website a bunch instead". It's far from done, but I've made major strides since then.

December

A secret santa gift for my friend, Toby! I continued doing mostly comic work, but I also made room for a secret santa and scheduled a bunch of art trades to complete between December and March. The rest still have to be completed, so you'll see that throughout 2024. Anyway, Toby's OC, Thomas, is based on the state of Michigan. I plastered him on a postcard in front of a highway sign with some Robins because they're the state bird.

There were many more drawings of course, and you can find them scrolling through my Tumblr, or on my DeviantART (I switched to Tumblr as my main site in late August). I hope the new year brings many improvements and happiness for everyone. Last year my goal was simply to start on the comic, which I did, but it was also to get it uploadable, which I didn't. I'm gonna have to aim for the same goal again. Life things were largely fine but still tumultuous enough to throw me off-course, but now my most dangerous family member has moved out and it should be somewhat safer to live here. Not 100% safe though. It never will be. I generally avoid talking about the comic extensively as I won't have a solid release date for some time, so this is the last you'll hear of it for now outside of the rare WIP screenshot. Wish me luck and have a wonderful new year!

#art #artists on Tumblr #Happy New Year #long post #art summary #2023 summary #summary of art #summary of art 2023

[diabollicallyangelic]

SUCCESOR

Page 5

FNAF fic

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Characters:

Vanessa

William Afton

Abby Schmidt

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TW:

Violence

Child injury/abuse

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Abby is playing with the rope she had broken, feeling the fringed ends of it with her thumb.

She had cut herself loose from her binds, but unfortunately couldn't find a way to pick the lock of the door.

She could tell how many hours it had been, but her mind was racing because of how anxious she was.

What would happen to Mike? Would he even notice her dissappearence?

From what Abby could tell, she was in a very small and dark closet that smelled like dust and mold. 

A singular three level shelf stood against the wall to her right (the doors left) and the peices to an animatronic were scattered along the floor.

She was squished against a terrefying skeleton looking robot that didn't seem to be on, but was staring her in the eyes. 

Abby's head jerks up as the door handle jiggles and watches as the door slowly slides open, shedding florescent light onto her pale face.

She looked up at the decaying rabbit standing above her, it's evil grin almost taunting. It's purple eyes lit the rest of the space in the room.

"You haven't told me who you are y-" Abby starts, before shes yanked to her feet by her wrist.

Abby goes limp, pulling at her arm to try and get the things hand off of her as she's dragged down the hall kicking and screaming.

Abby's thrown violently into another room, skidding across the tile floor.

"Let me out!" Abby yells helplessly, losing her vision as the door swings shut.

She can only listen as the rabbit approaches her, it's ominous clunky footsteps stopping only a few feet away.

"Mikey's going to beat you up." Abby snaps quietly, trying to push herself back to distance herself from the thing.

It grabs her hair, yanking her to her feet.

"Mike is nothing to me." It hisses. "Now why don't you help me make a call?"

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Vanessa cautiously picks up the phone after letting it ring for a minute, resting her head on her hand which is propped up on the desk from her arm.

"Hello, Vanessa from Hurricane PD speaking, how can I help you?"

"Hello sunshine." 

The farmiliar voice sends chills down her spine.

"Don't call me that William." She hisses. "What do you want with me."

He chuckles, sighing.

"I have the child you're looking for."

Vanessas breath catches in her throat.

"Say hi, Abby."

"NESSA- NESSA HELP!" Abby screams cut through the phone, making Vanessa pull it away from her ear for a moment, her thoughts getting darker and darker by the second.

"William no." She whispers. "I won't let you-"

"Oh, Vanessa- always intervening.. No, I called you to remind you of your consequences."

"WILLIAM!" She yells urgently.

"This is all your fault Vanessa."

"ANYONE BUT ABBY, PLEASE!" Her voice is ripping at the edges, tears seeping out of her eyes.

She can still hear the screams of the kids.

"Too late, sunshine "

The phone call ends with a beep, and Vanessas gut wrenching sobs.

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#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #freddy fazzbears pizza #william afton #abby Schmidt #vanessa afton #fnaf vanessa #fnaf fic #fanfiction

[crehador]

cr subs shaming: yuzuki-san ep1 pt1

so i'm big mad and here's why

first line: looks good! promising start!

second line: typo + no period already (it's all downhill from here)

usually i don't nitpick stuff like that because it doesn't affect readability, but it's not just once or twice that this happens in this episode. it's half the lines or more. official subs aren't an all-lowercase tumblr shitpost punctuate your work smh

also obviously the bigger issue here is "you" when it should be "you're"

loud incorrect buzzer noise, there are only four brothers, not five as this translation would suggest. "our" should be "we" or even "us" for a more colloquial touch

(edit: actually this would imply more than five brothers because first there's our, at least the speaker and one other person, then four brothers... minimum six brothers according to subs THERE ARE ONLY FOUR)

these two lines come back to back. "although" then immediately afterwards "but"

LOUD incorrect buzzer noise, one has to go (the sentence as a whole is a clunky disaster anyway)

and what do you mean "when" do you want to eat? he is currently eating. "when are you going to finish eating" smh

the lack of contractions is an ongoing issue as well and makes all the subs sound so stilted and inorganic, no one is saying "there is no resurrection" or "you are going to be late" in this context irl

this is the direct response to the previous image, "you won't be late" is clearly meant to be "i won't be late"

does she look like she's in a bad mood? incorrect yet again she's saying "you're in a bad mood"

direct response to line in previous image, bro says 別に and it's just translated as "no" lmao like string the two together and you have

"what's the matter?" "no"

where do i even start with this shit

arrive? wrong

this is probably one of the most infuriating errors to me, minato's main issue in this ep is wanting to do more for the family because he feels all grown up already (he's 12)

his older brother mikoto (13) is less than a year older than him, and they're even both in the same grade at school, but mikoto is taller and already doing more to help out around the house

so several times throughout the ep minato insists (because they're in the same grade) that mikoto isn't his niisan, isn't his older brother specifically

he's not disowning mikoto as his brother, as the subs would imply. to say "he's not my brother" would change the dynamic completely

the older part is damn significant here, especially when the episode ends with a nice moment involving this (which is also butchered in the subs as mikoto saying "i'm still your brother" rather than "i'm still your older brother" which is the whole point afdslksjal)

anyway the above only covers the first five minutes of the episode, and doesn't even include half the lines i have gripes with (i am exercising immense self-restraint here)

it's bad! it's real bad!!

#not putting this in any tags bc it's just venting #but i am NOT exaggerating how obviously mtl this ep is