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I had a 2017 roblox brainblast so I made this, it reminds me sm of when me and my cousins had roblox game nights when they came over, we actually still do sometimes
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South park shenanigans (P1???)
#sorry i havent been posting a lot CRIES#i cant draw anything big on my ipad unless its like doodles and stuff????#like I figured i should draw on my other tablet instead but i ended up drawing these instead 💀#no regrets tho#ANYWAYS HOWVE U BEEN <3?#ive been listening to kiss the go goat by ghost and MWAHHAH#south park#sp#goth kids#sp michael#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#kenny mccormick#craig tucker#tweek tweak#clyde donovan#creek#fanart#meme#digital art#my art
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Can we PLSS get more of creek x child reader ?? I loved it smm it’s literally my life support 💕😭‼️
╭ ☆ ➛ Creek x child ! reader Ꞌꞌ : The little craig
━ warnings / notes ; this is kinda rushed since i had a very limited amount time to post this, pacing is bad too <33 also ngl south park did post covid craig so dirty 😭 maybe ooc
" Honey ! " TWEEK mumbled as he called out for his husband, twitching slightly- something that has stayed with him even as he grew up. A head poked out from the kitchen and a voice spoke " Yes ? " " Uhm [ name's ] head teacher just called and- " " - and what ? " CRAIG asked, walking over- stretching and smiling when he heard the satisfying pops. The pair had been together since fourth grade, of courses with some in and out moments where they kept fighting of small petty things, breaking up then getting back together, it was a re-used cycle honestly, the last time they did repeat it was back in high school. Now the two of them are happily married with a little child they call their own.
" They want us to come to their office, [ name's ] in trouble " tweek sweat dropped, slightly concerned as to why their little angelic child got in trouble for the first time ever " Why do you think they are?- did they get into a fight??? did they- " " Baby- its okay, lets just go and we'll find out " Craig comforted his husband, ruffling tweek's hair and pressing a quick kiss to his cheek this did actually seem to calm tweek down letting him nod " Yeah- lets go "
Through out the ride Craig was making up excuses and apologies in his head- he knew exactly why you were in trouble and in hindsight he didn't want Tweek to why you were. It'd be the end of him if tweek did and while craig was mentally panicking- Tweek was physically panicking, all different scenarios running through his head- if you did get into a fight then you (and the child who fought you) would be in so much trouble he swore to god. Getting to the school didnt take long either, the pair rushed into the main office and were taken to the head master's office.
Entering, they saw you- who was giving the head master a little glare, your arms tucked together- and your headmaster who was staring at the two who came in, extremely serious " Mr and . . . Mr Tucker " They began " Please take the seat " Tweek sat down on the only spare chair next to you while craig stood behind you " What happened? " Tweek began " Your child- [ name ] had- " " - had what !? " Tweek's panic rose again only to be shushed by the headteacher, a glare was sent their way by you and craig " Your child has been- flipping children off for all of break time " .
Silence.
" [ name ] ! " the head teacher's voice raised as you flipped them off for the umpteenth time " Stop flipping me off ! " " No! Fuck you ! I only flipped them off because they insulted me! " Craig was so dead. " [ name ] stop that. " Tweek spoke calmly, causing you to shut up instantly and craig to start inwardly crying. " Thank you for letting me know- i'll talk with them " Nodding at the head, the three of you left.
When the three of you were in the car, you and your dad waited for tweek to blow up- but fortunately or unfortunately- he didnt, only staring at the two of you, " [ name ]- honey, good job on standing up for yourself, but you're not getting your iPad for a week " an ashamed frown was quickly relpaced with a sweet smile , happy you got off without getting in too much trouble where as your other dad wasnt as lucky " Craig- i'll be talking with you at home about teaching our little kid to flip people off " " Tweek- babe- I just wanted [ name ] to be like a mini me- a mini craig ! " he tried to defend himself.
" Thats not going to save you " " hahahaha ! Daddy's going to get it now ! "
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Here’s some random South Park hcs i had in my notes
most of these r tickle hcs💗:3
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- Kyle hates when people point out how red his face can get when he laughs.
- Stan’s laugh is the cutest according to the girls. Giggles and snorts
- After realizing he was ticklish, Cartman went out of his way to avoid being tickled by the guys at all costs. He’s just very not used to being tickled, so it stresses him out when he feels vulnerable.
- Kenny uses cheer up tickles on everyone.
- Butters is a particular fan of Kenny’s cheer up tickles.
- When Tweek and Craig hang out, Craig “accidentally” lets Stripe crawl all over Tweek, causing him to squirm cuz it tickles. Craig totally doesn’t do this on purpose to see his bf giggle..
- Stan gets wake up tickles from his mom or sister sometimes.
Sharon -> “Stanley, sweetheart it’s time to get up.. maybe this will get you out of bed..” *tickles
Shelley -> “Wake up you turd!! >:( I’ll tickle you if I have to!”
- Kenny also gets wake up tickles from his siblings all the time. He also gives Karen tickles to get her to wake up or go to sleep
- Stan will threaten tickles if he’s being bothered by someone. Particularly Kyle.
Stan -> “You better stop, or I’ll tickle you..” “think I won’t Broflovski?!”
- When putting cartman to sleep, liane gives him gentle tickles and kisses bc she loves her son so much. He’ll get flustered and push her away but he doesn’t HATE it :3
Liane -> “awh goodnight muffin *tickles*”
Eric -> “meehehem stohohOp!! Jesus woman!”
- Butters gives verbal teases like, “tickle tickle! aww well you’re just ticklish all over!”
- When Kyle wins games over and over again or is just being a smart ass to the rest of his friends, they gang up on him and tickle him until he’s humbled.
Kyle -> “yknow, I learned something toda- ..wait n-nohohoo!! guhuhys!” ><
- Stan’s favorite person to tickle is Kyle because of his reactions. Seeing his best friend squirm around and actually act like a kid makes him happy.
- The girls know all the guys tickle spots, and constantly plan an attack on someone..
Some random hcs i have
- their heights are very particular to me 0_0
I say tallest goes from Butters, Stan, Kyle & Cartman, Kenny
IDK WHY I THINK BUTTERS IS TALLER BUT I JUST SEE IT ><
- Bebe taught Wendy how to throw rocks at cars like how the boys taught her. (Wendy is not amused)
- Tweek still does boxing on the side
- Craig sometimes brings Stripe to school and lets him run around the classroom scaring people.
- Wendy likes bugs
- Cartman actually hates ipad kids 🫢 (I can’t see him as an actual ipad kid)
- Bebe is a Sephora 10 year old
- Kenny pets stray dogs and cats and tried to bring one home one time
- Stan and Kenny troll kids on roblox
- Kyle defends those kids on roblox
- Butters is the kid being trolled
- Cartman is scared of horror movies but won’t tell anyone
- most of the girls can’t stand Butters
- The sibling side characters are all friends :3
- Kyle and Kenny both have freckles, but Kenny’s aren’t as notable.
- Stan is real good at video games, and Kyle is good at board games. They’re both competitive asf >:3
And that’s about it for now :) lmk if you want any more 💗💗
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TOLKIEN: God what's your problem now
TOLKIEN: So what if he has only twenty followers?
TOLKIEN: It is not that deep
CRAIG: Omg not you assuming that this is about his follower account
CRAIG: It is LITERALLY not about that
TOLKIEN: Then what is it about?
CRAIG: He was in like
CRAIG: All of my classes
CRAIG: It's giving stalker
TOLKIEN: So what?
TOLKIEN: That's how scheduling works
TOLKIEN: Maybe this is fate like
TOLKIEN: Saying this guy is supposed to be friends with you?
TOLKIEN: I don't know!
CRAIG: Omggggg it's giving fortune teller, slayyyyy
CRAIG: But maybe ur right
CRAIG: Tho idk
CRAIG: He just gives me off vibes
CRAIG: Like Dahmer or something.
TOLKIEN: Are you implying he might be a demon?
CRAIG: Yeah, what else would I be implying?
CRAIG: That I'm trying to rizz him up??
CRAIG: Ew
CRAIG: I'm dead
CRAIG: I am
CRAIG: Deceased
TOLKIEN: I fucking hate you
CRAIG: I love you too bbg
CLYDE: Back off!!
CLYDE: MY KITTEN!!
CLYDE: Ggrr… >:(
TOLKIEN: Clyde, this isn’t discord-
CLYDE: …
CLYDE: ….Oh
CLYDE: (HISS)
CRAIG: OMG EW
CRAIG: Get away from me with your discord moderating ass!!!
CLYDE: (Growls)
CRAIG: EWWWWWUHHHH
TOLKIEN: ( Keep going, hun, maybe he’ll finally leave )
CRAIG: That kid was like
CRAIG: Weird as fuck
CRAIG: He probably smells or somethi-
CRAIG: (fake ass voice) Ohmigod Heyyyyyyy!
TWEEK: I heard you talking shit about me
TWEEK: Not cool, dude
TWEEK: I just got here and you already want drama
TWEEK: And you know what?
TWEEK: You’re the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met
TWEEK: You literally talk shit about people who give you a bad feeling because deep down YOU know you're insecure
TWEEK: You’re probably lying about the millions and millions of viewers you have you little shit
TWEEK: They're probably either bots or desperate sticky iPad kids who have too much fucking free time
TWEEK: You DESERVE all the hate you're getting right now
TWEEK: You dont know when to stop and leave someone alone.
TWEEK: One of my best friends is LOCKED in his ROOM because of your two tone google chrome metro phone yeezy breezy lemon squeezy supreme krispy creme looking ass!
TWEEK: You are a SHITTY person and let's not lie here
TWEEK: Your content SUCKS
TWEEK: It's so basic and “trendy” it makes you look bad
TWEEK: It makes you look worse, in fact
TWEEK: Oh and your Grimace Shake video? FLOP.
TWEEK: You can't even fucking DANCE
TWEEK: Getting those piercings to LOOK like an edgy emo but really, it makes you look like you have a stupid reverse smiley face or a goddamn death wish
TWEEK: GOD you're just- RRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
CRAIG: ….
TWEEK: I've never met anyone as INSUFFERABLE and DOUCHEY as YOU ARE
TWEEK: Everytime I'm near you I just want to SHAKE AND STRANGLE YOU
TOLKIEN: Oh my god
TOLKIEN: You're saying everything that I'm thinking right now
CLYDE: PREACH PREACH PREACH
TWEEK: GRAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
TWEEK: ( angry feet stomping )
CRAIG: This bitch crazy
CRAIG: Like the video if you agree
TWEEK: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
CLYDE: …Hey
CLYDE: Hey uh
CLYDE: Do you wanna like
CLYDE: Do you
CLYDE: Do you wanna like
CLYDE: Sit
CLYDE: Here???
CLYDE: Maybe???
TOLKIEN: Yeah, you seem cool
TWEEK: Uhh…. sure????
TWEEK: As long as I don't have to sit next to this supreme covered, blue balled, narcissistic prick
(EDITS AND GRIMACE SHAKE VIDEO DRAWING MADE BY @pissblanket <333 )
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Hello!
Welcome to my blog! If you’d like to read about augmentative and alternative communication (AAC), you’re in the right place!
My name is Cat. Some disability advocate propose I mention other things about myself before I mention I’m disabled, so here goes-
I’m a follower of Jesus.
I like to crochet and draw
I have two cats, Tuvok and Janeway.
I love cartoons, especially Craig of the Creek. I also think Portal and Hollow Knight are fantastic video games.
And yup, I’m also significantly disabled. Boom. I’m not so sure I can separate that aspect of myself from who I am, as some hope for their children or students. Developmental disabilities are like that- they affect life in a big way, impacting experiences that shape a person’s character, behavior, likes and dislikes.
My disability causes me to have a speech/language impairment. I use an AAC device to communicate. I press buttons on the screen to form sentences, which the device speaks out loud for me. Pretty neat, right?
I’ve used a high-tech device for about a decade now, and I’m in the process of getting approved for a dedicated device from the Prentke Romich Company.
For me, AAC is not only an aid I use. It’s also my special interest. I consider AAC to be massively interesting. On this blog, I’ll share information about AAC, and what it is like to be an AAC user.
So, first things first, what is AAC?
In short, AAC is the way people communicate without using speech. Everyone uses AAC to some extent (gestures and facial expressions, for example, would be considered a form of AAC). A small percentage of people, however, need to rely on AAC to communicate due to a speech or language impairment.
Common disabilities that warrant the use of an AAC system include ASD (autism), down syndrome, cerebral palsy and ALS. (Though not everyone with these diagnoses needs to use AAC- it depends on how their disability affects them.)
There are several different types of AAC. Unaided AAC doesn’t require something outside a person’s body to use- like facial expressions, gestures, and signed languages. Aided AAC requires the use of something outside a person’s body to use. This category can be divided into three levels.
Low-tech AAC
Usually paper-based (though some low-tech AAC is composed of object symbols.)
Doesn’t require a power source to use.
The cheapest aided AAC option.
Accessible in environments that are unfriendly to an electronic device. (the pool, beach, etc.) Some people who use high-tech AAC also have a low-tech backup.
Mid-tech AAC
Requires a power source, usually batteries
Doesn’t have a dynamic (changing) screen, is typically a device that has limited vocabulary and paper overlays.
Speech output (what the device can say out loud) is usually recorded.
Costs a few hundred dollars.
High-tech AAC
Requires a power source, usually a tablet-like device that can be charged
Can have static or dynamic screens and can contain one word, or thousands of words.
Speech output is typically synthesized, not recorded.
This is the most expensive option. For consumers, this would be an iPad (330 dollars) with AAC software (about 50-300 dollars). Dedicated devices (devices built for AAC use) are obtained through insurance and cost thousands of dollars.
With the invention of consumer tablets, more and more people who need AAC are getting access to it. Which (do I even have to say this?) is super amazing.
When I was a little kid back in 2000, the iPad didn’t exist yet. Dedicated devices did, but they were not easy to get and definitely not recognized like it is today. I can’t imagine how access to AAC would have changed my life if I could’ve started it when I was really young. I probably wouldn’t have been so frustrated or scared.
I want to write about AAC, because it’s emerging into the public eye. Awareness and advocacy of those who use AAC is really vital to acceptance and accessibility in the world. There is still a lot of misinformation about AAC out there. It’s frustrating, but understandable. The world of AAC is pretty young, and a ton of advancements have been made even in the past 10 years.
So- if you’d like to hear about the fascinating world of AAC, from an AAC user, welcome! I’ve been praying that what I write will be helpful to you. I’ll try my best to also make things fun.
-Cat
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craig tucker was an ipad kid
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I posted 3,158 times in 2022
That's 1,820 more posts than 2021!
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I tagged 524 of my posts in 2022
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i kinda want gen 10 (if it happens) to come out in 4-5 years as apposed to the typical 3 year wait. i think gamefreak needs to chill out with the release schedule while also humbling pokemon fans in the same move. make them sweat a lil bit, keep em in their toes
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#3
since ~5 alumni were series regulars in tng, heres my pick for returning adults in degrassi 2023:
marco: he showed a slight interest in education so i can see him coming back as staff
emma and spinner: prime divorced parents territory, plus i think it'd be poetic to parallel how tng starts with the kid from djh
possibly both bhandaris: if craig isn't washed up as the music teacher, then it must be sav. alternatively, him as a parent with guest appearances from aunt alli
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cant wait til the ipad kids are old enough to make up edgy songs about cocomelon
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I had a dream last night that Leah asked to watch Ren and Stimpy because she “loves it”. I asked her when she’d ever seen it and she said a kid named Craig showed it to her at school on his ipad. Even in the dream I promptly was like “you are never to watch that again and we will let the teachers know that you aren’t allowed.”
Like wtf is that. Why do I have to parent when I’m asleep? It never ends.
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The Stick of Truth
Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!
N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Welcome to the semi-last and longest chapter!
We will have a little epilog after that and then start with book two”
I hope you will enjoy it.
Chapter 16: Let’s fighting Love!
The Dark Fortress of Clyde looms in the background as King Kyle and I stand before our people and alias.
This…this is the Endgame.
We all feel it in the air.
Dramatically wind makes our clothes and hair sway as King Kyle speaks: “Today, we are not elves and humans! Today... we fight as ONE!”
“Years later from now on, children will talk and sing about our heroic effort to defeat the Dark Lord Clyde!”, I add. “Let us besiege the army of darkness with the courage of amazons! Let us delve into their dungeon with swords and sorcery!”
“Let us charge our shields and use photon torpedos to vaporize the Klingons!”
A record scratches formally.
I just blink at Kevin Stoley, the one I found the IPad of his dad by the church, returning it to him.
I’m not sure what to say.
For once in a lifetime Cartman interference is welcome. He standing beside Leo, facepalming.
“Kevin, god dammit. Every fucking time, Kevin. God fucking dammit, seriously.”
“I'm sorry.”
“It’s okay.”, I get my bearings back and wave. “Armies of justice and light! PREPARE! Are you ready?!”
I hear loud yeses and agreeing shouts.
“Then... let's kick Clyde’s ass!”
Like an unstoppable tidal wave, we storm the front door of Clyde’s home, while his dad stands beside it, staring at us in confusion.
We enter the garden and the epic battle begins!
It was early on decided that me, King Kyle, Princess Kenny, Lady Tammy, Paladin Leo, Bard Jimmy, and Wizard Fatass would take care of Clyde.
Ranger Stan of course too, but for the moment he helped the Pirates, led by Maplebeard, who is a cute Canadian kid and King Kyle’s brother, get us inside the fortress from outside, while we storm it from the inside.
We battle, we solve riddles, and we climb the tower higher and higher.
Craig awaits us with three Nazi Zombie cows, but we can take away two.
The thief and his cow were nothing.
Ranger Stan joins us now and we continue on.
Clyde has to be in the next room!
But surprise, surprise waiting for us is…
“Dad? What the hell are you doing here?”, asks Stan Mr. Marsh.
“Oh! It's my favorite kid!”, yells Mr. Marsh and kneels down before me. Dude…that’s so not okay to say this when your son is standing right there! “Listen, I found out what they were doing at the women's clinic! They were looking for a candidate to put a snuke into! They're going to nuke ALL OF SOUTH PARK!”
“A snuke?”, repeats King Kyle shocked.
We all feel this too.
That’s so not good at all.
“You boys and girls don't understand. They've put the snuke HERE.”
Even better!
“Who did?”
“Whomever these people are CLAIMING to be Taco Bell! We should've known. We should have known Taco Bell is far too compassionate and caring to be so secretive. The quality of their character, like the quality of their food, should have never come into question.”
“Dad, where is the woman with the snuke?”
“They didn't put it in a woman.”
Mr. Marsh leads us to the person.
It’s Mr. Slave!
He is bonded on a pillar without pants, but thank god his tank top cowers his privates.
Another trauma I don’t need.
“All I remember was that there were these big government guys, and they wrestled me to the floor at my house! And then I remember thinking, well this is fun, but wait, is that a thermonuclear device?”, tells us Mr. Slave what happened to him. “I had some drinks so putting a thermonuclear device up my ass wasn't COMPLETELY out of the question... oh Jesus Christ, how long do I have?!”
“We don't know, Mr. Slave, but it could be a matter of MINUTES.”, answer him, Mr. Marsh.
“Well, what are you waiting for? Pull it out!”
Mr. Slave turns his behind in our direction.
What the fuck?!
It’s not like we can just pull it out of the ass!
But this shows how stupid Cartman actually is because he tries.
TRIES, in big letters, since Kyle slaps his hand away.
“No! We can't just pull it out! Snukes have triggers on them! We have to abort it -- from inside.”
“Oh COME ON! Who knows how to do abortions AND can get really really small?”, counters Fatass.
…I don’t like where this is going.
All beside Tammy have now a thinking face going on, asking who could do this, while we two girls argue non-verbal.
Tammy really wants me to get small, climb in Mr. Slaves’ ass and abort the snuke.
I make clear I don’t wanna do this fucked up shit and if this is so important, she can do it.
It goes like this for a few seconds, till Tammy makes at me the best puppy dog eyes and puckers her lips at me.
…I’m a thirsty hoe…if she really will give me a kiss…oh god…I’m actually doing it!
Gritting my teeth I step forward but grip Tammy by the hand and before she can make it clear that she doesn’t want to join me, I shrink us both.
“Oh, look! The girls are all small.”, points out Mr. Slave.
“Wow, this kid is just FULL of surprises! Quick! Get up there and disarm the snuke! Hurry!”
“No need to tell us twice, Mr. Marsh!”, I call back and formally drag Tammy with me.
“Oh, be careful girls. I might have also put some bats up there the other night.”, warns Mr. Slave.
Tammy gives up and faces her destiny.
She knows without me she can’t grow big again, so she is stuck anyway.
So…yeah we enter a man’s body through his asshole.
Ladies and gentlemen we didn’t reach the Fucked-Up-Meter, we completely obliterated it!
“I hate you so much right now!”, growls Tammy at me.
“Hey, you wanted me to go up this ass! Do you really think I would go alone? Someone has to suffer with me.”, I simply say.
“Fucking shit! Let’s get this over with!”, angry she follows the anal channel? Is it called so? “Next time you take one of your boy toys.”
“They didn’t promise me a kiss.”
I follow after her.
“I regret that too.”
We don’t go far since…a frog with a crown stops us?
What?
What does Mr. Slave put in his ass?
“New Kid and follower, you must find a way out of this place or you will surely die.”, tells us this Frog King. “The way behind you is blocked by the large sphincter. Make haste to the large intestine! All will be made clear to you then!”
Geez, thanks for that information you strange thingy.
Tammy and I side-eye each other and then shrug our shoulders.
Whatever let’s go.
As we make our way through Mr. Slaves’ ass I could swerve someone is singing a song for me about this adventure.
Maybe I have gone gaga.
After what I experienced these days and now this, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Also, Mr. Slave has a lot of things up his ass.
Like a creepy hand puppet with a Zylinder, corn, and even his own phone.
I don’t have words for all this literary shit.
We kill some Nazi Zombie Bacteria, because of course, why shouldn’t he have this up his ass also, free the bat Mr. Slave warned us, as we encounter another spectral being.
It’s a bird.
“I am the Sparrow Prince.”
A sparrow.
Sure, why not?
I already lost all hope in humanity.
“Like you, I was once used for pleasure as an anal plaything, and thus perished in this place. Now you must defeat my angry spirit in order to move forward. I know I don't really sound that angry, but trust me, I am.”
Of course, we need to battle it.
OF COURSE!
The battle is tough I won’t lie, but Tammy and I are unstoppable together.
We defeat the Sparrow Prince.
“You have proven yourself in combat, young anal plaything. You may journey forth. Find the snuke's trigger and save the outside world. Fare thee met and fare thee well.”
And…he is gone.
Tammy rubs her forehead.
“I will need lots of therapy after this whole shit.”
“Yeah, I was planning an making an appointment next week, wanna come with me?”
Sick of all this we continue on.
Okay, I admit it’s a bit of a surprise finding soldiers guarding Mr. Slaves’ asshole.
“Armed guards? What are they doing here?”, wonders the Frog King.
He and the Sparrow Prince appeared at our sides.
“Whoever seeks to blow up the city clearly doesn't want anyone stopping them.”
“You must get past them, New Kid. Go fuck ‘em up.”
“No need to tell me twice.”
Did I really talk with the two spectral beings?
God, when is this finally over?
Tammy and I defeat the soldiers and finally there is the fucking snuke!
We are so close to ending this!
A new spectral being appears before us.
It’s some kind of fish. Since he lives in a gay man, does it make it a gay fish?
“Hello, New Kid. I... am Catatafish.”
Catatafish of the stomach's cove.
There is again the singing!
“The trigger of the thermonuclear device lies before you. I have tried to solve its riddle, but I have been unable to disarm it.”
Catatafish riddle will soon be told.
“There are only moments to spare. Find a way to disengage the trigger, or all will be lost.”
“Ready to abort this thing?”, ask me, Tammy.
“Let’s get this bread!”
One good thing, aborting the snuke is not as creepy, sick, and disgusting as the other one I did today.
As thank you for the successful abortion Mr. Slave sneezes me and Tammy out of his body.
Well, the mouth is better than the way we came in at least. The three spectral beings who live in Mr. Slaves’ ass appear again, thank me and gift me a crown.
I wait till they vanish to throw it away.
I don’t wanna know where it was and I want to forget all this ever happened.
I make Tammy and myself grow big again.
“Great job!”, praises Mr. Marsh. “You disarmed the snuke. South Park is saved.”
We, girls, give a tired thumbs up.
“Yes. Now let's finish this, bitch. Let's beat Clyde once and for all, and take back the Stick of Truth!”
“Cartman I warn you, my tolerance is really low right now. If you don’t want that I fucking kill you, stop insulting me!”
This shuts him up or maybe my crazy death serious look and our group moves forward to finally face Clyde.
We enter his dark throne room.
Clyde is standing beside a container with the Nazi Zombie goo.
“Fools! You thought you could conquer the Fortress of Darkness!”
“Clyde! Back away from that stuff!”, warns Stan.
“Oh, but I have yet to complete my army! You have come to witness the power of darkness!”
“Stop! Clyde!”, plead King Kyle. “You have no idea what that stuff is!”
“Yeah huh, it's green sauce from Taco Bell. I took it from their construction site.”
“Dude, that's not Taco Bell sauce.”, informs Stan.
“Then why'd I find it at Taco Bell?”
“It leaked out of a UFO, Clyde! It's toxic goo from another galaxy! Think about it! Since when does Taco Bell have a green sauce, dude?”, tells him Cartman.
“Actually, since about a year ago.”, answer him King Kyle, like Fatass asked this really and it wasn’t a rhetorical question.
Me and Tammy roll our eyes as the boys talk about this green sauce of Taco Bell and Clyde being all triumphal since he thinks it’s really this green Taco Bell sauce and not the alien goo.
“Oh my god, can you all stop!”, I shout, losing my nervs. “I crawled up a gay man’s asshole to abort a fucking snuke! I just wanna take a long bad and go to bed and try to forget all this shit. Clyde as the current queen of Kupa Keep give me the fucking Stick of Truth back or I will come over and kick you so hard in the balls that you will talk the rest of your life in a high-pitched voice!”
All the boys make a face at my threat, while Tammy nods in agreement.
“And I will kick too, when she is done!”, she promises.
Clyde is battling for a second with himself, you can clearly see it, but having the Stick of Truth gives him balls.
“You can try, but I have a little surprise for you!”
He lets the green goo flow into a coffin.
…Okay, why didn’t I see it before?
The person who lies in the coffin punches a hole through it and sits up.
It’s a…Nazi-Zombie Chef who sings: “I'm gonna make love to you womannnn...”
All my friends scream, while I just have a WTF-Face.
While we fight him, my friends tell me that he was once the Chef of Elementary School and a good friend of theirs.
Makes me sad for them, that they have to fight their friend.
In the end, Clyde is not happy with Chef’s performance as Nazi Zombie and fucking lits him on fire!
Since I don’t have another choice I send a Dragenshout at him, putting him to rest again.
Now Clyde knows he is fucked and tries to escape, but Fatass blocks him.
“Your eons of torment are at an end, ruler of darkness!”, growls Fatass.
“Um, okay, um, you know what, I'm not playing anymore.”, whines Clyde.
Hah, in the end, he is a little pussy.
“You have broken the rules of the Stick and for that I banish thee. I banish thee...from SPACE AND TIME!”
With that Cartman Sparta kicks Clyde away. He flies off the balcony to the ground below.
Fuck yes, it’s over!
Finally!
“We did it dude!”, shouts Stan happy.
King Kyle turns to me and takes my hands in his.
I blush like a tomato. Doesn’t help that Tammy wiggles her eyebrows at me.
“Dark Magician Queen N.K., your long journey ends here. For all your deeds, and all your time put into this, we all agreed-“
“-Hesitantly-“, calls Cartman in between with a deadpan look, but doesn’t stop it what is happening right now.
“-We all agreed that you shall be the ruler of us all! From now on you will be Dark Magician Empress N.K., the rightful ruler over Zaron and Larnion. Over humans and elves!”
I gasp shocked, while all applaud me, beside Cartman, who just rolls his eyes, but I don’t care.
I don’t care!
They made me Empress, ruler of all the kingdoms!
I can’t.
I look at Tammy and she nods.
Now I know why she said I should bring this along with me…
“Give us a sec!”, tells Tammy, the boys.
We hide together behind a pillar.
Tammy helps me to take off my Dark Magician Girl Cosplay and put on another one.
In my new cosplay I step back to the boys.
All gasp in wonder and I smile prettily.
“Neo Queen Serenity!”, claps Princess Kenny excitedly. “Even with her silver hair!”
Oh god, does this mean, Kenny is a Sailor Moon Fan?! Cool!
I curtesy before my people.
“I will be the best Empress to you and all residents of Zaron and Larnion.”, I promise.
“Quickly, now let's get the Stick back to safety before anyone can do –“
King Kyle can’t even finish his sentence as helicopters appear. From every corner soldiers come…even Eye-Patch-Grandpa is with them!
“We've got her, we've got the Dragonborn.”, shouts Eye-Patch-Grandpa.
Erm…what?
I have suddenly a bad feeling in my stomach.
“The Dragonborn?”, repeats Fatass confused. “What the -- who, what?”
“You can’t run away this time Dragonborn!”, declares Eye-Patch-Grandpa and picks up the Stick of Truth!
“He has the Stick of Truth!”, yells Fatass.
King Kyle turns to me.
“How does this guy know you, Dark Magician Empress N.K.?”
I…I can’t answer him…I’m shaking…I feel like throwing up!
“N.K.?”, whispers Tammy worried, and takes one of my cold hands in hers.
“Dark Magician Empress N.K.? Is THAT what you told them your name was? Why didn't you tell them your REAL name – CODENAME: DOVAHKIIN!”
I…I breath heavy…I’m so…so scarred…flashes are before my eyes…flashes of this man…of these man hunting me!
Even Kyle sees now that I’m ready to freak out and takes my other hand in his.
“N.K., what’s wrong?”
I just grip Tammy and Kyle’s hands tight. I can’t speak! I’m so terrified.
“You don't remember, do you?”, asks Eye-Patch-Grandpa. Well, not really. “How we tried to find you?”
“Look, that Stick belongs with the fighters of Zaron!”, makes Stan clear to him. “Give it back!”
“Fighters of Zaron? Boys and girls what's going on here is much more complex than that. This isn't the first time a UFO has crashed on Earth. You see, in 1947 a UFO crashed in Roswell, New Mexico...”
“Oh, god.”, groans Wizard Fatass.
“Oh, brother, spare us.”, begs Stan annoyed.
“Hang on a sec. A UFO crashed in Roswell and a new government agency was created to investigate the paranormal. Our Agency.”
“Can we skip this? Like, hit the skip button or something?”, wonders Cartman.
“Oh, you don't want to skip this.”
“Yes, we do.”
“Whenever aliens are spotted, vampires run amok, our agency is there and we have never lost a fight. That is...until eleven years ago a certain child was born.”
“Yawn yawn yawn.”
“A child who had an unnatural power inside her. I had been ordered by the President to turn her into an even more powerful weapo, than she already was. So we experimented on her and were successful. The ultimate weapon! But thanks to her parents she slipped through our hands.”
“The government wants the N.K. for her farts?”, say’s Kyle in disbelieve.
“That's dumb.”, adds Stan.
“Her farts? No. Her amazing ability to make friends so quickly on any social network. The day she was born she already had 10 million followers on Facebook. Before she was 5 years old she had 3.2 billion friends on Facebook alone. Do you have any idea the power that kind of gift yields in today's world? It's time to come with us, Dovahkiin. Time to stop resisting and use your gifts for your country.”
“Is he really still talking?”, asks Cartman done with everything.
“Are we really so different, you and I, Dovahkiin?”
“…What about my Magical Girl form?”, I finally found my voice again and…I remember…slowly but surely… ”Is this the result of the experiments you did on me?”
“Ah yes, they are. We wanted you to have extra powers to protect you from any kind of harm. Your social media powers are too valuable to be lost by your early death, so we genetically modified you. It was a success, but instand of using it for your country, you use them to get away from us. You have to do what the government tells you, just like me. We're all just pawns in their game. I'll admit you are fascinating, you have more power than any child I've ever come across. And yet all you seem to really care about... is this.”
Eye-Patch-Grandpa holds the Stick of Truth high above his head.
“It must be very important. What does it do?”
Cartman rolls his eyes.
“Whoever controls the Stick controls the universe, dumbass.”
“Yeah, stupid.”, adds Stan.
“Controls the... but then... I wouldn't have to do what I was told anymore. I could.”, laughs Eye-Patch-Grandpa. “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HAAA! I control the universe! Get back. BACK I SAY! ALL OF YOU! I can do anything. ANYTHING I WANT! AHAHAHA!”
Oh my god, he get’s naked!
I throw up a bit in my mouth.
“I no longer need YOU, Dovahkiin... I control the UNIVERSE!”
He runs away and we after him.
Clueless he waves the Stick of Truth around.
“Er ... damn thing! How does it work? Show me how it works!”, Eye-Patch-Grandpa demands.
“Yeah, right.”, scoffs Stan.
“Dovahkiin, why should we be on opposite sides? Join me, Dovahkiin. Rule by my side. Rule... and you can have THIS all to yourself, FOREVER.”, he tries to butter me up. “I can offer you all! Just get me safely out of here, you can rule with this once again.”
“After all you did to me and my family? Hunting us down from one end of the USA to the another?”, I scream and point at him. “You think I would rule with you?! News flash asshole, you can suck my dick and I will stay with my friends!”
All my friends let out agreeing sounds.
Suddenly Princess Kenny steps forward.
Huh?
“Dude, where're you going?”, asks Kyle what we all think.
Princess Kenny just calmly walks up to Eye-Patch-Grandpa and…takes the Stick of Truth from him?!
She lets out an evil laugh.
We all gasp shocked.
“Princess Kenny!”, shouts Wizard Fatass.
“Top Ten most shocking anime betrayals of all time!”, I can’t help but say this.
I’m just…what?
Why?
“At least one of you has some sense.”, says Eye-Patch-Grandpa smugly.
“You'd sell us all out?”, ask King Kyle in a rhetorical fashion.
“But why, Princess Kenny?”, wants Stan to know, like we all.
Suddenly motherfucking Morgan Freeman appears and explains: “Because Princess Kenny was born a half-orc whose entire village was wiped out by humans and elves. You see when humans and elves lived together in the forests of Hollow Falls, an elven queen fell in love with the orc known as Dandar - the first one to possess the Stick of Truth. They loved in secret and had a child, a beautiful little girl, a girl who watched as everyone she loved was killed in cold blood. And that is why she waited... and plotted... all this time. To take the Stick from you. For Princess Kenny is the true heir to the Stick of Truth.”
“Wow, that's pretty cool.”, admins Cartman.
“Just one thing, Morgan Freeman.”, turns King Kyle to the famous actor. “How come every time something convoluted needs explaining you show up?”
“Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a freckle.”
And there is the freckle he talked about.
Princess Kenny looks at me and holds a hand out.
“Beautiful N.K., join me. We will rule together over Zaron and Larnion as it should be. As powerful queens! Be my wife!”
All gasp, while my mouth meets the floor and I blush crimson red.
If this is not a declaration of love, then I don’t know what else could be.
“H-Hold on!”, intercedes King Kyle and stands before me. He goes down on one knee, taking my hand. “Don’t listen to Princess Kenny! Stay with us! Stay with me! I actually wanted to ask you this in private but…please would you give me your hand in marriage? I know you are already Empress, but nothing would honor me more than be your husband.”
Even more shocked gasps and I turn so red it needs a new name.
“Damn girl, two proposes in one day, you are a legend.”, whisper-shouts Tammy at me with a proud smile.
I send her a look, before I look from Kyle to Kenny and back from Kenny to Kyle.
Oh dammit, what should I do?
They both made clear they want me!
…There is only one way.
I take my hand back from Kyle and step closer to Tammy.
I shake my head.
“I can’t be neither be your queen Kenny or your wife Kyle.”, I begin and look at the floor. Tammy wraps an arm around my shoulders. “And…not why because I don’t like you…the true is…I like you both equally and that’s not fair to either of you…”
After my confession it’s still for a few seconds before Fatass has to say what he thinks: “Thirsty hoe.”
I just look and point at him.
“You got me there.”
Princess Kenny sends me a sad look but doesn’t use the Stick of Truth to command that I shall be on her side. She just turns and runs away from us.
“Princess Kenny, come back here!”, shouts Fatass after her.
We all run after her and Eye-Patch-Grandpa. We conor them on a high platform.
This feels like the true final boss fight.
“Give us the Stick, Princess Kenny. You don't want to go down like this, brah.”, warns Wizard Fatass her.
Our traitor’s Princess just mumbled something we don’t understand and I shit you not we all see an anime opening starring her.
Okay, first Leo with his anime dude power, and now this?!
Where can I learn this shit?
More time to think I don’t have since we all need to kick Princess Kenny’s ass.
Together we beat her easily.
“It's all over, Princess Kenny. The thirsty hoe is too powerful for you.”
“I swerve to god Cartman, you may be right, but stop it, or I kick you in the balls!”
But Princess Kenny is not done with us. Even Stan and Kyle begging her not to do it doesn’t stop her to drink the alien goo turning her into…
“Aaagh! Nazi zombie Princess Kenny!”, screams Fatass.
“Fuck!”, adds King Kyle.
With an angry shout, the Princess storms us.
I don’t know how long we fight.
We kill her, only for her to come back again!
It doesn’t stop!
“She doesn't stay dead! We can't beat her!”, cries Stan.
“Dude, we're fucked! There's no way!”, agrees King Kyle with him.
“There is one way. We're gonna have to break the Gentlemen's Code.”, tells Cartman.
….Oh hell no! I will not do this! Forget it!
Before anyone can do or say something I step forward.
“N.K?”, calls questionly Tammy.
“Let me handle this…there is another way…”
“Oh really and what one Douchebag?!”
“THIS!”, I shout.
I let the energy flow through my whole being transforming me in my Magical Girl form. This time even with music and end pose!
I flick one of my long pink pigtails, pointing at Princess Kenny, while the others, besides Tammy, are in awe.
“Let’s see who is the better anime princess, my lady!”
We both face off against each other.
My golden light attacks hit her strong and fast. They are the perfect weapon against her Nazi-Zombieness.
Again she falls, but before she can revive herself again, I call for my Magical Girl Wand.
It’s actually the Katana I could finally buy from Jimbo, but in my hands, it transforms into a sword-like wand.
“Holy Light Sword Cut Healing Session!”, I shout my attack.
It hits Princess Kenny!
All geta swarmed over in a brilliant white light. The light heals all the Nazi Zombies and restores all that is broken/destroyed.
Who needs Miraculous Ladybug?
I can with my wand attack and heal in one!
As the sun raises above South Park all is good again….
I’m detransformed, back in my Neo Queen Serenity Cosplay, and hold into Tammy’s arm.
I’m tired and outpowered by this whole fucking night we have lived.
We are with Cartman, Ranger Stan, and King Kyle at Stark Ponds.
The sun’s rays reflected beautifully on the water’s surface.
“You guys sure about this?”, asks us, Kyle.
“There's no other way.”, tells him Cartman.
“It drove our friend to madness and nearly killed us all.”, reminds us, Stan.
I sign.
“Do it Grand Wizard let this be the end of the Stick of Truth.”
I’m surprised Fatass listens to me, he really doesn’t can’t argue with me over that, now can he, and throws the Stick of Truth into the deeps of Stark Ponds.
To be never seen and used again.
This is for the best.
We stand in silence for a few seconds till Cartman asks: “So what do you guys wanna play now?”
“How about Dinosaur Hunters?”, suggests Stan.
“Or Pharaohs and Mummies!”, is Kyle’s idea.
“Let's ask Douchebag!”, surprisingly Cartman says. “What do you wanna play next, bitch?”
Tammy and I stare at them, then at each other, and then back to them.
“…..I think I will go to bed. I’m tired as fuck. Wanna sleepover Tammy?”
“Yes, thank you. Let’s take a bath before we go to bed. I need to wash away this fucking night.”
I nod in agreement and we girls turn to walk away.
With my back to them, I wave at the three boys.
“Bye Kyle and Stan and screw you Cartman!”
I can hear how Cartman says: “Wow. What a dick.”
“To you not to us.”
“Yeah, the Empress likes me and has admitted to having a crush on the king.”
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”
We, girls, look at each other and shake our heads.
Boys!
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🐉 Okay, we all have had those moment where we were forced or someone forced us to watch a movie whether to make fun of it, or to watch it seriously. So here's the idea, how about s/o making main 4 + Craig's gang and maybe Butter's if you want, watch Barbie Movies!? I lowkey already headcanon Cartman loving them but not admiting and Butters loving them but he's totally open about it! XD But if you have a diffrenet idea for them, then go ahead^^ Love you! <3
Team Stan
Just like you said, Cartman would definitely love those. So does Kenny too. Kenny haven't really got the chance to watch a lot of movies because of being poor, so I feel like he'd love any movie anyway. He's not all crazy about it like Cartman though, and he also gets bullied by the other three lmao. Also due to being teased by the others, Cartman doesn't want to admit that he likes the movies either. He can't take being bullied so he just keeps it to himself. He'd make his mom buy him Barbie dolls without any questions, and would act like he's Ken LMAO.
Anyways, Kenny and Stan has a crush on Barbie and talks about her in private together. Kenny would probably go far into talking about sexual fantasies about her as Stan looks at him disgusted, while he'll talk about how she's just so pretty and that no other girls in school would looks as beautiful as her. It's sad, but quite funny to think about.
Kyle..... Kyle's just one of those who'd be like "Barbie? Isn't Barbie for girls?" And get really invested to it at the end of the movie. He's pretty neutral about it, but he's embarrassed that he watched Barbie even though he's a boy because literally half of his school/town is sexist- He also criticizes the movie all the time and interrupts all the time. The others tells him to shut up, but he won't.
Craig and those guys
They're all pretty neutral about it. At first, they'd also be like "Barbie is for girls though. Why would we ever want to watch Barbie?" But they don't really care. As long as it cured their boredom, right? I feel like Clyde, Jimmy and Tweek would enjoy watching it though. Clyde just thinks it's funny and just can't take it seriously as Jimmy makes a bunch of jokes about it. Tweek just... He just sits there hyperfocused on watching the whole movie. It's actually one of the few times he's actually calm. That being apart if anything stressful or like a problem occurs in the movie. Token would criticize the movie as well just like Kyle, being like "Why does it look so off budget? Why's the quality so bad? Even I could make something better."
Craig just watches it. He'd definitely just zone out of boredom and pull up his phone and watching something else there instead while the rest of you just watch Barbie. He doesn't like Barbie nonetheless, or more so just thinks it's a boring kids movie. He doesn't understand the hype, and is still like "That shit is for girls, I'm gonna watch ninja turtles on my iPad."
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Winter Storm
Jared Padalecki x Reader
Summary: You play Cordell Walker’s daughter on the new show Walker. Jared takes you under his wing. What happens when a winter storm hits all of Texas.
Warnings: Mentions of a rough upbringing, Texas winter storm, power outage, water problems, some angst, scary weather, fluff, protective Jared, maybe a cuss word somewhere
A/N: As a Texan, this past week has been scary. I have been extremely blessed to not have the problems that a lot are. I was lucky and did not lose power and did not have any pipes burst. This idea came to me after seeing that Jared and Gen were helping others while dealing with their own problems at their house.
HERE ARE SOME LINKS TO HELP OUT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO.
KICK THE COLD - AUSTIN MUTUAL AID
GENESIS WOMEN’S SHELTER & SUPPORT
FEEDING TEXAS
LIST OF ORGANIZATIONS SEEKING DONATIONS IN DALLAS AREA
THE WAY HOME
You do not have to donate to any of these organizations, but if you feel the need to help, here are a few links. ^^^^ There are plenty more out there if you don’t want to donate to these links.
MASTERLIST BUY ME A COFFEE
Winter weather will be hitting Texas this weekend. You can expect lots of snow and ice. It is best to prepare for possible power outages and water being turned off. That is worst case scenario, but be prepared as Sunday will be a cold one.
You panicked. Growing up in North Texas you never had to deal with severe winter weather. You were used to dealing with tornados. But the way they were talking on the news, this weekend was going to be bad.
Thankfully you had the day off and were able to go to the store. You grabbed a case of water and food that you could prepare and food that didn’t have to be cooked to eat. You were still getting used to the adult life as an 18 year old, but since you had been taking care of yourself the last few years, you learned a thing or two in the kitchen. You made sure to grab some snacks as well since they didn’t have to be cooked or stored in the fridge either.
As you pulled up to your apartment building, you got a call from the lead and producer of the show you were on. You still weren’t sure how you managed to land the role of Stella in the new show Walker, but you were grateful. You put the car in park and grabbed your phone.
“Hey Jare.” You said. Jared was the older brother you always wanted, even though he plays your dad and he has moments where he acts like your dad. You didn’t have a great life growing up and to have a male figure in your life to help you in anyway, made you happy. Same thing with Gen.
“Hey Y/N/N. How’re you doing?” He asked.
“I’m doing good. Just got back from the store. Am I needed on set?” You asked in a panic thinking you missed something.
“No, no you’re not needed. Just wanted to call and tell you we are not filming Monday or Tuesday next week. And depending on the weather and roads, we may cancel Wednesday as well.” He informed you.
“Oh. Is it because of the storm?” You asked.
“Yeah. We aren’t sure how bad it’ll be, but we are hoping we are just being over cautious.” He said. “You said you went to the store?”
“Yeah. I just wanted to get something’s so I won’t have to get out. And I got some stuff. I won’t need to cook in case we lose power. Also filled up with gas in case I lose heat and need to warm up some.” You told him.
“Come stay with us. We have plenty of room and we have a fireplace. We just restocked our firewood supply. I don’t want to be worrying about you all weekend.” He said.
“I’ll be okay. Really. Thank you for the offer though.” You said nicely. You really did mean it. You were used to taking care of yourself that when people did want to help you, you appreciated them.
“Well. I have my truck if I need to come get you. If you change your mind, come over. The kids would love to see you.” He said. You heard Gen agree with him in the background. “And Gen would too.”
“Well after the storm, I’ll come over for dinner to see everyone. And I’ll even come another night to babysit so you and Gen can go on a date.” You said with a laugh once you heard Gen immediately laugh.
“Gen says you don’t have to, but I will take you up on both offers.” Jared told you. “Okay. Well stay in touch. They say it’ll start sometime tomorrow night.”
“Y’all stay safe and stay in touch too.” You said. “Bye Jare.”
“Bye Y/N/N.” He said before hanging up. You put your phone back into your pocket before lugging all of the groceries into your apartment. You put everything away before going to change out of your winter clothes.
After changing into some PJs to be comfortable. You decided to meal prep some so you wouldn’t have to worry about it later. And if the weather isn’t as bad as they think it’ll be, you can just eat them throughout the week.
Sunday morning, you woke up and looked outside. All you could see was white fluffiness. You smiled as the world looked at peace. You loved snow. You always thought it brought beauty to the world.
When you walked back to your phone where it laid on its charger, you saw a couple of texts from Jared and Gen. Both had sent you photos of Tom, Shep, and Odette playing the in the snow. Then you saw Jared’s text about possible rolling power outages.
You picked up the phone and called Jared and before he could even say hello, you asked, “What does that mean? Your text... I don’t understand it.”
“It means they’ll shut the power off for an hour to three hours to preserve energy.” Jared said.
“Oh.” You said.
“Yeah, so if the power goes out, don’t worry, it should come back on.” He reassured you.
“Okay. Thank you for letting me know.” You replied.
“Of course. How are you doing anyways?” He asked.
“Good. Just woke up. Felt good to sleep in. I’m probably about to start warming up my lunch.” You informed him. “How are y’all handling it over there? I saw the pics you and Gen sent. The kids look like they’re having a blast.”
“We’re doing good. The kids are definitely loving the snow. I did have to help Gen gather the chickens this morning which wasn’t fun.” He said with a laugh.
“Oh gosh. Yeah chasing chickens isn’t fun. Are they okay? I didn’t even think about y’all’s animals?”
“They’re all in the barn with heat lamps. Thankfully the barn is powered by solar so we don’t have to worry too much if the power goes out since we have a lot of energy stored up.” He said.
“Good that’s good. Well I’ll let you get back to doing whatever you were doing. Thanks again for letting me know.”
“Anytime. If you need something, holler. Okay?” He asked.
“I will. Bye.” You said. You heard his farewell as you went to hang up the phone. After preheating the oven, you took the lasagna and boxed garlic bread out of the freezer. You figured, while the power was still on, you could cook the one meal you prepped that couldn’t be eaten cold until you cooked it and it was leftovers.
An hour later, you sat at the counter charging your phone and iPad while you ate. When you went to take another bite, the power cut off.
“Great.” You whispered. You knew it was only going to be for a few hours, but you were a little aggravated by the inconvenience. You stood up and went and put on thicker sweatpants and your socks. When you made it back to your phone to text Jared that your power went out, you saw you barely had any service. That concerned you in case you needed to make a call for an emergency.
Power just went out. Hopefully y’all didn’t lose power. I’ll let you know when it’s back on. Sent 1:23 pm
You continued to eat as you awaited a response. Shrugging when you finished your meal and put the dirty dish in the sink, you moved to the living room to read a book you started the night before.
Hours later, you still had no power and you still hadn’t heard from Jared or Gen. You had checked social media, but neither had posted anything. You decided to scroll through Twitter and saw the horrors of people’s pipes bursting and roofs caving in flooding their homes.
Seeing people in Austin posting that, you decided to grab a tote to store your valuables in. Sadly, it wasn’t a lot, but the idea of losing what little you had that meant something to you scared you.
You needed to go to your car to charge your phone and warm up some, so you decided to store your valuables in the trunk. Thankfully you had a covered parking space that was right in front of your apartment. When you put the tote in the trunk, you checked to make sure the tail pipe was clear of snow before you started the car.
After spending an hour in the car, you decided it was time for bed. Grabbing every piece of blankets you had, you cuddled up in Jared’s hoody that you stole from him when you filmed episode 2 of Walker and all the blankets. You even had on two pairs of socks on since you got cold earlier.
The next morning, you checked to see your phone still had more than half its battery life left. But what shocked you was still no response from Jared. You got on Instagram and saw that Gen had posted a boomerang of him with his socks on as gloves, but neither had checked in with you.
You were kind of upset by this. You knew they didn’t owe you anything, but it still hurt. Going to the kitchen, you saw it was flooded.
“Oh no. Oh no. Nonononono.” You panicked. You ran to the bathroom and grabbed all the towels you owned and rushed back to the kitchen. You threw them down to try and absorb as much water as possible. You opened the cabinet and saw the pipe that had burst. You grabbed your phone and called the landlord.
“Hey Craig. I had a pipe burst this morning.” You said when he answered.
“Can’t do much with the weather like this.” He said not really caring.
“Can you turn the water off or something? Or tell me where it is and I’ll do it.” You said getting angry.
“Can’t do that either. If I do that, your neighbors lose their water too.” He said.
“Well what am I supposed to do. Just sit in water all day?” You asked with an annoyed tone.
“City’s running out of water anyway so they may shut it off. So won’t be long before it stops.” He said. You got so mad that you hung up. He was useless.
After 3 hours, all of your towels were soaked and you started using some of your clothes to help absorb what the towels couldn’t. You had tried calling Jared to see if he knew what to do but it went straight to voicemail. Same with Gen.
After using most of your clothes to stop the water, you decided to pack a bag in case you had to leave. Plus it would let you know what you could use to absorb the water that still remains. Thankfully your landlord had turned the water off after multiple people called about pipes bursting. All you had to do was finish cleaning up the mess.
Two days later, you were sitting in your car, about to go back into your apartment when you got a call from Gen.
“Y/N. Oh my gosh it’s so good to hear from you. We haven’t had service, plus we lost power and had a few pipes burst. Are you okay?” She asked worriedly.
“I’m okay. Sitting in my car right now so I could charge my phone and warm up a bit.” You told her.
“You don’t have power still?” She asked.
“Nope. And I also had a pipe burst. But I cleaned it up and nothing was damaged. Did you have any damage done? Is everyone okay?” You asked concerned.
“Yeah. We are fine. And just minimal floor damage.” She told you. “Jared is cleaning that mess up while I’m going to the store. Do you need anything? We have some of our neighbors over trying to stay warm and I’m grabbing them stuff too. So I don’t mind getting you anything.”
“I’m okay. I have plenty.” You said. You wanted heat. You wanted to sleep without having to wear five layers, but you refused to ask.
“Well if you do need something, text or call. Hopefully we get service back.” She said.
“I will. Thanks Gen.” you said as you hung up. Ten minutes later you got a call from Jared.
“Pack a bag and bring some blankets.” He said before you could even greet him.
“What?” You asked genuinely confused.
“I said, pack a bag and bring some blankets. Also if you want to bring any food you don’t want to go to waste or if you have water, bring that too. I’ll come in and help you carry.” He said.
“Wh-wait.. what is happening?” You asked.
“I’m coming to get you and you are going to stay with us for a couple of days. I just got off the phone with Gen and she said you had a pipe burst and you don’t have heat. So you are going to come stay with us until your power is back on and the pipe is fixed.” He said. “I’m pulling up. I’ll be inside in a second.” He hung up before you could say anything.
You went and unlocked the door before moving to your room. You grabbed your big suitcase and packed what few pair of pants you had, a weeks worth of underwear, two weeks worth of socks since you hated having cold feet, and the remaining three sweaters and seven shirts you had. It barely filled your suitcase so you decided to throw in a couple of hoodies as well.
“That all your packing?” Jared asked concerned. No one knew how long this was going to last.
“It’s all I got clean.” You answered honestly.
“No way.” He said in disbelief. You shrugged and told him to follow you as you walked into the kitchen. He saw the pile of clothes and towels on the ground. “Oh Y/N. I’m sorry this happened to you.”
“Happened to you too.” You said before moving back to your room. You grabbed a blanket and started to fold it, starting a pile you were taking with you to the Padalecki’s. Once you finished that, you grabbed your pillow too.
“Want any books or anything? You have room in your suitcase.” Jared said as he pointed to it. You shrugged and grabbed a few books you had been wanting to read. After throwing them into the suitcase, you ran to the living room to grab your iPad and chargers.
“We can charge them in the cars if we need to.” Jared said when you thought about not putting them in your bag. You nodded before throwing them in and zipping it up. “This ready to go to the truck?” You nodded once again before he grabbed the suitcase handle and stack of blankets and your pillow with ease. “Go figure out food and I’ll come back to help.”
Once in the kitchen, you grabbed the full water case you had bought a few days before and the almost empty one that you had already opened. You then moved to the fridge to grab the few casserole dishes you had left to eat. You grabbed your travel food carrier and put the casseroles in first before the almost empty case of water in after it. You saw Jared walking back in and asked,
“Is there any food of mine you want? I’ve got everything packed that will definitely go bad before I get back. The rest has already gone bad.” You said while looking at Jared who was looking through your cabinets. He found your snack one and grabbed a few things and shoved them in your carrier.
“That’s all I want.” He smirked. “Ready to go? We can come back in a couple of days if we need to.”
“Ready.” You walked to his truck and he helped you load the water and carrier. As you got into the passenger seat and started to buckle, you said, “thanks for coming to get me and letting me stay with you.”
“Anything for family.” He said smiling at you before driving carefully back to his house.
“But we aren’t family?” You said more as a question.
“You’re my tv daughter, so technically we are.” He said with a laugh. “But in all seriousness, I do see you as family. Me and you have gotten close over these past few months. I can see you as a daughter and I can see you as a little sister.” You could hear the sincerity in his voice.
“Really?” You asked. He nodded his head. “It means a lot to hear you say that. I see you as a big brother.”
“Good.” You saw him smile. “That means you can ask me for anything or do anything and I’ll be there for you. Sorry I didn’t come get you sooner. I thought about it.”
“It’s okay. I tried calling but could never get through. It happens. I’m just glad nothing more serious happened. I’m glad we are all safe.” You said honestly.
“And we are about to get you warm. We have the fire going in the living room and in mine and Gen’s room. Kids have been sleeping with us or on the floor in our room. You’re welcome to make a pallet in front of the fire and crash there.” He said as he pulled into his driveway.
“Sleeping in front of a warm fire sounds lovely right now. Thank you.” You leaned over and gave him a big hug. “I love you Jare.” You said before pulling back to kiss his cheek.
“Love you too y/n/n.” He smiled at you. “Now let’s go take all this in and get you warmed up.”
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Betty Batty (She/Her and Sexuality Unknown)
Background:
She is the main character and central focus of Lola’s sitcom, “Batty Banter.” Just like in the show, she is loved by all and is also considered Hollywood’s next big star.
Personality:
She is very bubbly and sweet, Knows no personal space, Loves going up to random people, Can talk for hours about anything, Precious and inquisitive, Cares a lot about everyone in her life
Facts:
Her character backstory in the sitcom is based off of Mr.’s childhood, Loops taught her how to fly, The entire cast acts as her babysitter, She first started out as an extra when she was just a small toddler, IPad Kid, Calls Fox (the show’s director) “Peepaw Foxy” because of FNAF memes, Her favorite show is Cocomelon, She is the third and final actress for Betty in the sitcom, She was named after the sitcom, She is distant cousins with the other Betty’s but she has never met them-  Coincidentally she is always off set when they visit, School life is properly balanced when working on Batty Banter- There are both in school days and on set schooling despite where her school is located, There are plenty of field trips and actor appearances in her school, Her birth mom is a Modified Show Bat, and her birth dad is a Fruit Bad, Her adoptive mom is a Cheetah and her adoptive dad is a Goat, She is African American
Animal Category:
Modified Omnivore
Addictions:
Her IPad and gummy candy.
Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:
4.7ft, 88lbs, 8 years old, 3/23
Voice Claim:
Lucia Cunningham aka Jessica Williams from “Craig of the Creek”
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110 Kinky Prompts ~ Creek
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by CraigfcknTucker
I complied a list of 110 kinky prompts for Craig and Tweek to be put through.
READ THE TAGS.
(Each chapter will include very diverse Aus of creek, altering their body types, height, age, etc. please read carefully so nothing is misunderstood!)
Words: 448, Chapters: 1/111, Language: English
Fandoms: South Park
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick, Thomas (South Park: Le Petit Tourette), Clyde Donovan, Stan Marsh
Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Craig Tucker, Kenny McCormick/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick/Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak
Additional Tags: Proshippy, Rape/Non-con Elements, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Consensual Non-Consent, Blow Jobs, Dry Humping, Grinding, Anal Sex, Daddy Kink, Threesome - M/M/M, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Plot, One Shot, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Crack Treated Seriously, Most all kinks included except scat / vomit / piss etc, youll find something you like, Basically only creek, creek + friends, Bottom Craig Tucker, Bottom Craig, Bottom Tweek Tweak, Top Tweek Tweak, Top Craig Tucker, Imp Tweek Tweak, Badass Tweek Tweak, Youth Pastor Craig Tucker, Kenny is only there for threesomes, Might mention some one off characters, Supportive Craig Tucker, I'm Bad At Tagging, Bad Sex, Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane, This will have very proshippy chapters, Tweek is an iPad kid, Confident Tweek Tweak, Thick Tweek Tweak
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