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sarafroot · 10 months
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Me protecting ellie from the feral women on this app
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dollsome-does-tumblr · 3 months
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as someone who just rewatched 1.05 for the zillionth time, i have to say: izzy and lucius's chemistry was so palpable and frankly insane
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metuospero · 1 month
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can’t believe some of my friends aren’t eldest daughters as well…….. wdym ur a younger sister………….
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discoidal · 11 months
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i listened to a bunch of frank iero's solo / non-mcr work and. guess what. i felt insane about it
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teaboot · 3 months
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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generaljenobi · 2 months
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It's me. I'm the distant aunt.
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rongzhi · 4 months
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English added by me :)
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thedisablednaturalist · 3 months
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
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Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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liquidstar · 6 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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ruporas · 1 month
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don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother
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cemeterything · 5 months
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
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wolfythewitch · 4 months
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i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget
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cowardlycowboys · 4 months
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girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs
GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️
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corvid-khaos · 6 months
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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fairycosmos · 1 year
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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
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bethfuller · 2 months
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jibaro.
find me on instagram!
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