#crowley is my wife

[maccaccino]

where is my wife

Amazon review on this Morrow edition of "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett I found this morning that left me laughing in tears right from the title.

... Actually, in hindsight, having seen the ineffable divorce™️ of Season 2, the fact that the only thing left on the cover is his glass of wine makes me so sad. It's like Crowley, having now been through all that, has left his glass of wine in the bookshop and is refusing to come back since Aziraphale is gone. Muriel doesn't really want to touch what Crowley left in the hopes he will be back soon and maybe still want his glass of "whine", whatever that is. He seemed sad last time they saw him, so that's probably what they meant by "whine".

.... Wait a minute though, did Aziraphale write this review?!? "WHERE IS MY WIFE?" ?!?!?

Okay it's time to tag him, this has gone off the rails and so have I. @neil-gaiman please explain. Thank you. (Love your work, actually. But also... What is going on here.)

Update, not even 10 hours after I originally posted this: Neil himself liked the post. I'm freaking out a normal amount about it.

PS: here's a lil thank you post for all the notes I'm getting, holy hell!!!

#WHERE IS MY WIFE #good omens #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #crowley #crowley is my wife #he left his wine of the table #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #on the table in the damn bookshop #aziraphale stop writing amazon book reviews and go see your wife for yourself in person

[heavenlyincarnate]

can we deplatform my fiancé (for the funnies) ((shits and gigs if u will))

#hi #i love my fiance #goober #um #how do i tag #help #i love good omens #and umm #yea #i love my wife #crowley #crowley is my wife #yeah

[deadbutnostink]

Today I offer you angst

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable wifes #that gomens 2 ending #my art

[dingledraw]

@blackat-t7t In another universe they are at the renfair and Crowley is watching Aziraphale eat a comedically large turkey leg… 😔😂

#Crowley: that’s my wife shoving an entire turkey leg into her mouth . I’m so proud 🥰 #nom nom nom #fem!aziraphale #aziraphale #good omens #crowley #ineffable spouses #my fanart #aziracrow #fem!crowley #comic: playing pretend #comic: but it’s pretty… #doodles

[judesjubilee]

The sexual tension between me and that one coat that got 5 seconds of screen time

#crowley #my beautiful transgender wife #crowley good omens #crowley fanart #anthony j crowley #good omens #good omens fanart #gomens fanart #good omens crowley #traditional art #my art

[conniemcfalcon]

A good old-fashioned lover boy 💘

(the turtleneck look murdered me)

#his neck is so long #crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #he's my wife #my art

[pockykierra]

Sorry Aziraphale, but Mesopotamia Crowley? She's mine. You snooze you lose

#good omens #I was not joking about this being a Mesopotamia Crowley fan account #she's my WIFE #if Aziraphale won't treat her right by GOD I will #crowley #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #Mesopotamia Crowley

[tsyvia48]

Author & Mensch: Reflections on the impact of @neil-gaiman on my life, in essay and doodle

As a woman of a certain age, I am a well-practiced overthinker. Nerd, geek, know-it-all, intellectual, the names have been biting or praise depending on who wielded them. They’re all true, and I embrace them. 

In the early days of adulthood, when I was a wee 20-something overthinking nerd, geek, know-it-all, intellectual (20+ years ago), I became deeply interested in image and text and text-as-image. While friends were watching and arguing over Survivor, I was obsessing over Peter Greenaway’s The Pillowbook and Prospero's Books and Neil Gaiman’s Sandman. (To this day my copies of the Sandman graphic novels and the English translation of The Pillowbook of Sei Shonagon are proudly displayed on the good bookshelves—you know, the ones I want people to peruse.)

Sandman isn't merely good storytelling and good art, it teases at some of the fundamental questions to which my religion-major heart was consistently and reliably drawn. It modeled a way of rendering the questions—and suggested answers—I would never have imagined on my own.

In those days, I created an artist's book: an altered gift edition of Hamlet. I explored Ophelia’s femininity and the inevitability of her break with her mental health, caught as she is between Hamlet and her father. I imagined her story if she’d had true agency. I investigated the way art (fan art?!) had shaped my understanding of the play and my relationship to it. I layered in my story—my resonance and dissonance with hers—and my art, along with images of famous and not-so-famous paintings of Ophelia. I proudly named Greenaway and Gaiman as influences. 

I imagined myself an artist. And, truthfully, I suppose I was one. 

I read Good Omens back then, too, delighting over the religious tropes and subversions, the humor, and the fundamental faith in humanity that shone through. 

In the two decades since then, below the din of “responsible” choices (that have mostly moved me away from imagining myself an artist) there has been a melody quietly bringing me comfort, shifting my perspective, and reminding me who I want to be. When I stop to listen for and name the music, I realize much of it generates from Neil Gaiman. 

The Graveyard Book gave me comfort and hope as a new parent. 

Ocean at the End of the Lane reminded me of the layers and the depths⏤the archetypes and metaphors⏤present in everything around me, if I am willing to seek them.

Neil’s anecdote about meeting Neil Armstrong has been a talisman against imposter syndrome. Or, more precisely, it has been a permission slip for forgiving myself when the imposter syndrome inevitably surfaces.

The episode of Dr Who he wrote (“the Doctor’s Wife”) changed the way I understand the entire Dr Who experience before and since. 

Lucifer (tv), which his work inspired, gave me joy, comfort and distraction through a tough time in my life. 

When, a few years ago, I realized he is Jewish, I had that swelling of pride and resonance that I always get when someone I admire shares that identity with me.

And now there’s the Good Omens tv series. It has opened something in me I didn’t realize was closed. Crowley and Aziraphale are helping me better understand myself, and love, and gender, and storytelling, and, believe it or not, Torah. I am writing again for the first time in ages. I'm drawing more often and with more joy than I’ve known maybe since childhood.

I’ve been getting back into my gratidoodle practice, drawing and writing what I’m grateful for. And when I decided to add Neil Gaiman’s face and some words about my appreciation for his work to my sketchbook, I realized he’s brought me full circle.

Text and image and text-as-image + Neil Gaiman + story is an old constellation for me. And once again, I find my thoughts dancing, shifting, blossoming to the quiet melody of (one of?) the greatest storyteller(s) of this generation. 

And now that I am actively engaging with other Gaiman fans, I see how responsive and kind and encouraging he is to those of us who love his work, and his name is permanently etched on my heart: a benefactor, a teacher, a role model.

How satisfying and fitting that such a powerful and resonant voice, miraculously, thankfully, beautifully, also seems to be a genuine mensch. 

B”H (thanks to God) that I am alive at the same time as such a one.

#I didn't realize I was going to write AND draw when I started this #but I felt I needed both #I wish I had a flatbed scanner #this photo doesn't do it justice #there's greater nuance in the color in person #Stories matter #Art matters #like, really matters #Neil Gaiman is a gift to this world #Good Omens #Crowley and Aziraphale #Ocean at the End of the Lane #The Graveyard Book #Neil Armstrong and imposter syndrome #The Doctor's Wife #So grateful for tumblr

#crowley x aziraphale #good omens #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #jewish good omens #aziracrow #jumblr #my art #ocean at the end of the lane #the graveyard book #the doctor's wife

[fakemichaelsheen]

crowley and aziraphale give that ‘everyone thinks we’re married and at this point we’re not gonna correct them’ energy

#someone: you and your husband are very sweet / aziraphale (deadpan): thank you but they’re my wife today #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2

[robbie-verse]

bildad the shuhite doodles i did on a plane 🫶

#shes my everything #my wife #yes that goat is drawn from memory I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD #I HC THE GOATS #JOB GOATS #HAVE TRIED TO EAT HIS BEARD AT SOME PPINT #art #artists on tumblr #my draws #artistic #artwork #drawing #drawdaily #digitial drawing #fanart #good omens #crowley #aziracrow #michael sheen #david tennant #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #aziraphale #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #crowley x aziraphale #bildad the shuhite #robbie draws !

[ineffableaddiction]

Where are you?

When Crowley is ‘off his head on laudanum’ he just wants his wife.

C: Where are you?

A: I’m here. I’m here.

(Holds Crowley gently and hugs his waist)

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #wheres my wife #im here my dear i wont leave you

[daiwild]

"Relax, Angel, you're in good hands."

#insert meme of girl doing other girls makeup here #azira wants their makeup to look as good as crowleys #crowley is like: just use ur magic #azira did and still came out looking like a clown #tguhh i love my wife big smile emoji #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #aziracrow #good omens fanart #go2 #aziraphale #crowley #daiwild

[blackthorn-faerie]

Remember when “You’re My Best Friend” was playing on the record when Aziraphale’s bookshop was burning down? A headcannon of mine is that Aziraphale plays Queen in the bookshop because he associates it with Crowley’s driving: it’s terrifying. He’s trying to scare off customers.

#good omens #aziraphale #he really thinks that the best of Queen album he got from Maggie’s mum in the 80s would keep customers away #customers are vibing to the music while being glared at by the feral bookshop owner #torn between staying until their favorite song ends and running away #also how does he listen to a song that’s literally just #oh my god I love my wife soooooo much #and think #ooh how terrifying #Crowley is all awwwww he’s thinking about meeee #he’s thinking about your awful driving #that’s it #no thoughts only them #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #az fell and co #good omens headcanons #aziraphale headcanons #Queen #youre my best friend #best of Queen

[deadbutnostink]

60s ineffable wifes

#we have been robbed #ineffable husbands #ineffable wifes #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #my art

[zlamanypedzel]

She knows she's gorgeous 😌

#good omens #crowley #good omens fanart #my wife #digital illustration #artists on tumblr

[martianbugsbunny]

Midwife? Nah babe he's a perfect 10

#I'm so sorry it is a horrible joke and almost certainly one that has been made before #I just couldn't help myself #bad jokes and bildad the shuhite are my twin passions #also I just love referring to crowley as wife it makes my world go round #hehe #the gender is strong with this one #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #bildad the shuhite #also sorry to anyone who thought I was done bildad the shuhite-posting that may never truly happen #she's in my brain now and there is zero chance of him leaving #there is a bildad the shuhite zone #goats and aziraphale are allowed entrance to the zone but nothing else #martianbugsbunny does horrible jokes