#cuz I’m sexy

[iheartjameshetfield]

he’s so fine i don’t know what to do with myself anymore

#currently in a state of shock from all his sexiness #i reached to the bit where i’m so crazy about him to the point that i’m calm because i am speechless. #please tell me you understand #i want him #i need him #he needs me #if he would just give me a chance we’d be so good together i swear #totally not crying rn cuz i cant have him #why couldn’t my gramma give birth to me when she was 12 #i would’ve had my chance with him #james hetfield #metallica #james hetfield smut #metallica smut #james hetfield metallica

[proudtobealuthor]

Just thinking about how Katie said she would go full John Wick on anyone who hurt Oisin like tbh I feel like Katie would be so scary if she was truly genuinely angry and I have no doubt she would go full bar brawl if anyone ever hurt him

#also insanely sexy #I would pay for her to yell at me #but I’d also probably cry cuz I’m a baby #and then she’d prob feel bad and hug me #supergirl #the cw supergirl #katie mcgrath #lena luthor #the cw #lena kieran luthor #john wick #the adjudicator #the continental

[sister-lucifer]

how i look logging onto tumblr dot com with it/he/they in my bio

#/j #well #kinda #i’m pretty damn feminine cuz i’m sexy that way but like #i experience gender in an amorphous way #anyways #real tags now #trans things #transgender #trans masc

[barbie-nightmare-house]

my Catholic iconography tattoos for the gay community

#trash bin tag #dats me #may post face cuz I’m on antidepressants now and I need everyone to know I’m sexy #need my 49 followers to KNOW #also #wish I fucking stretched my tummy out when I was getting tatted because standing up everything kinda stretches out #cuz I got the body physics of a slinky #MY ICON IS THE ANIMA SOLA THE WOMAN OF PURGATORY #SHE REACHES TOWARD SALVATION AND BREAKS HER CHAINS #AFTER HER SUFFERING SHE IS DESTINED FOR HEAVEN

[twinkodium]

I HAVE NO WORDS

#f1 #oscar piastri #singapore gp 2023 #Japanese gp 2023 #both him and the car sexy af!!!! #the black racing suit??? #shit shit shit #they’re going to be sweating their ass off in that humid weather #which also means ice bath after that?? 👀 #THE LIGHTING THO IN THAT ROOM #I’m not normal about this okay?? #losing my mind bad #also he’s angling his head up a little…. showing off his neck really?? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #paying my hospital bills yeah?? cuz you’re killing me #I’m in love with the black suit and livery #will be sexy on the podium 👀

[bimiio]

i am my own worst enemy cuz i keep ALMOST booking tickets 4 queer events/parties but then not doing it cuz i’m afraid of goin alone but then seein pics n vids from said events on da organizers social media n bein SO MAD i didn’t go cuz it looks SO fun n way less intimidating than i thought😭

#there was dis back 2 school themed party (think like cheerleader/nerd/jock costumes n like mean girls/clueless vibes etcetc) #n i didn’t go cuz i had no1 2 go with n i was worried i’d b da only one there alone #which is so stupid cuz obvi so many ppl r probably in da same boat as me like hot dykes goin out alone 2 meet other hot dukes #dykes* #at a venue i’ve been 2 b4 n actually rlly like #but yeah i didn’t end up goin but then i saw da pics n vids from da event n it looked SO fun n there was SO MANY hotties😭 #n there was dis vid of a bunch of studs n mascs doin a shot 2gether n they were all SO sexy i was so sad i didn’t go😭 #i wish i could ask if sum of y’all were in my city without having 2 reveal wut my city is #but alas.. #it is not possible #does any1 have any advice on how 2 overcome dis fear of going out n like especially going out alone?? #m1n3 #m1sc #also if u sumhow by divine perception think u know wut party i’m talkin abt #even tho i am bein SO incredibly vague #n wanna go 2 parties 2gether next month pls DM me mwah <33

[bigboobyhalo]

🔞 skeppy and bad?

🔞 - Character wearing something spicy

I was praying someone would ask for this so that I could make this joke. thanks anon

#ask #my art #bad #skeppy #I don’t wanna actually draw them in like. lingerie or whatever #but I didn’t wanna say ‘don’t send asks for this one’ cuz I like. REALLY wanted to make this joke #but also I’m obsessed with the fact that you didn’t just want my cBBH in sexy clothes. no u wanted his little silly thang of a husband too #like. respect!

[wellexcuusemee]

AMENNNN you’re all seen and beloved, drinks are on me

#I was gonna tag you guys and be like ‘’ round of applause for these guys’’ but I’m NOT about to expose everyone #cuz not everybody has a kink blog. not about to expose your URL if you’re not some kink blog who makes content omg #two moods on this blog: sexy pls call me mommy and worship my farts. and then funny guy

[raisedbythetv89]

just saw someone saying “buffy has a lot of faith in her in seasons 1 & 2” and I’m like um… NO buffy has a lot of BUFFY in her in seasons 1 and 2 and then they CHANGED HER COMPLETELY when they introduced Faith!!!!?????

Buffy was ALWAYS the rebel slayer who didn’t follow the rules and got into trouble - FUCKED THE SOUL OUT OF A VAMPIRE AND HAS DIED FOR CHRIST SAKE and lived on her own in LA for several months supporting herself and escaped a hell dimension and they fucking changed her into a goodie goody who dresses like a church mouse in order for her to actually contrast enough with faith when those changes make zero fucking sense given everything she’s been through and everything they established about her in the first two seasons!!!

God how the fuck can you attribute characteristics of the main character to a character who hasn’t even shown up yet. That is just the dumbest interpretation I’ve ever fucking seen. I hate season three for so many reasons but the main one is what they did to Buffy’s character in order to make the faith storyline as “her shadow self” make any sense.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again it would have been so much better and made wayyyyyyyyyy more sense if Buffy had become the “bad slayer” after helpless and they had kept kendra to continue to contrast buffy as the “good” aka rule following, council obeying slayer

#don’t mind me I’m ranting #I hate that we lose kendra and gain faith #the concept of faith and buffy is so much better than the actual execution bc faith is written to cater to the male gaze and it gives #me the ick to watch cuz she’s trying sooo hard to be so cool and sexy bc of the writing like iliza did what she could playing faith queer #which was then later incorporated but joss is still joss so there’s just an underlying ick factor #anti faith lehane #buffy summers i love you #and I hate what they did to you in season 3 to make space for a character I hate #and that kendra had to die in order for her to even be there in the first place

[yzuposts]

do you ever think about how dancing for other animals is a mating ritual? we all find people who can dance well super attractive. back in the day, balls and dance halls were places to scope out potential suitors: formalised dresswear as well as being smooth with the moves was essential to presenting oneself and one’s prowess and confidence to society. the nobility was taught not only political, socioeconomic, and linguistic knowledge, but how to dance as well. is dancing a human mating ritual? or, the better question: what’s stopping humans from embracing dance more? in this essay, i will explain why i find dancers so damn attractive…

#dance #birds dance #Georgian dance #had to write this after I saw a reel on insta #no bc dancers are SOOO hot #ugh #incredibly sexy #if the birds can do it why can’t we #ok so it was baton twirling not exactly dancing #STILL AN ART FORM #i want someone to court me with dance moves #dancers #they have such good style too #so sexy #I’m literally chad from hsm2 cuz I don’t dance #i wish I could tho #NOT TO MENTION SINGING #like ummmm hello??? #am I secretly a bird?? #I’m just a peahen waiting for my peacock 😔

[beckiboos]

Torn between carrying on my bg3 playthrough or going back a couple hours cuz I may have missed looking for the crèche 🤦‍♀️

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #I forgot about that stupid path would be open now #but I already gone into the dark forest or whatever it’s called #hmm 🤔 #also I seem to have locked myself out of romances with eveyone except astarion and halsin #which is fine except astarion is only neutral towards me cuz I just can’t be mean to people 😭 #I’m not evil enough for a sexy vampire #Ughh now I want to start from scratch but how can I avoid spoilers for that long?

[bisexualocs]

i freaking love rendering intricate clothes 🔥

#this piece is taking literally forever i’m like 30% done and already 10 hours in 😔 #soooooooo worth it though #idk if i should post it when it’s done cuz it’s a little sexy. just a bit #we will see we will see…. #lorim.txt

[tonariofjananda]

Good night, sweet prince.

Based off @alphaofdarkness ‘s Wing! AU

#Bonchien Nicoli La Tasty Peach Uralis #Bonchien #my art #To Your Eternity #Fumetsu No Anata E #To You The Immortal #AHHHHHH didn’t get a chance to cross post this cuz I was at a 3 hour movie lol waaaaaaah!!! I been thinking bout him all day!!! #actually it’s kind of fitting to post this rn it’s nightime where I’m at #anyway #I would have lined and/or colored this in (that was the plan actually) but I fell in love with how soft it was #like I was gonna draw him with his full armor too but I realized belatedly I didn’t want to figure out how that would work with his wings 😭 #and so I left him shirtless and drew some closed eyes as placeholders and then on a whim I gave him a pillow #and it became this soft thing!!!! 😭❤️ like he got tuckered out halfway through taking off his armor and just conked out :’O #I’m just sooo quietly in love with this… it was gonna be a little more silly/‘sexy’ so idk how this even happened lol #ANYWAY. I’d talk more about this art #BUT THIS AU GRIPPED ME BY THE HAIR AND WOULD NOT LET GO it’s so fun and I’m just AHHHH #like March AND Eko’s Itty bitty baby wings ;0; and Messar having the most preened wings #Messar 100% has a full care routine in place for those wings and I KNOW he’ll never admit it #GUGU’S BEING FIREPROOOOOOFFFF which I feel also adds an extra layer to when he and Kai wrap their wings around the whole group #like!!!! they’re extra safe!!!!!!!!!!! #and Tonari’s POISON COAT GGRRRR IM GOING FERAL but also like I’m thinking of that one scene from the movie Holes #where the lady paints her nails with poison and I’m just imagining Tonari plucking one of her own wings to write with whenever she needs to #like it’s an inconspicuous weapon too like she’s writing and next second WHAM feather to the throat 😩❤️ #HAIRO’S THO. THAT ONE WAS INSPIRED. It hurts my heart that he has a complicated relationship with his wings but it’s so beautiful like #he has a disability!!! he now works harder to use his wings than anyone else!!!!! #and it’s kinda nice in a way cuz I feel like this could be a way for him and Eko to bond #since they both have had trouble with flying and whatnot #given her having a few wings that are smaller than the other like I kinda like the idea of him taking out Eko and March to practice flying #… gosh Kai and Gugu wrapping their wings around anyone I didn’t mean to circle back to this #but wow this AU has my whole heart Alpha I love it!!!

[bimiio]

<3

#FINALLY actually had SEX at da SEX CLUB #everybody fuckin cheered #y’all #they were so sexy😭 #i went hunting 4 them cuz sum1 i was chitchatting with was like ‘there’s a top walking around w their strap they’re jacked w short brown #hair’ #my ass was on da PROWL #n then i found em in da sauna n they ended up takin me upstairs n pounding me OUT #their stroke game was insaaaaaane😭 #prob had 2 do w them bein fuckin jacked they were puttin sum STRENGTH into da strokes #they weren’t stone but they were a top n said they weren’t looking 2 receive #they were so hot y’all it was insane😭😭😭 #got fucked from behind 4 da first time too which was very fun #they also left sum INSANE hickies dat idk how i’m gonna deal with #m1n3 #nsft #st0ryt1m3

[roeswater]

#music #still can’t believe ‘it’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me’ beat this … #‘it’s just that I don’t trust myself with my heart but I’ve had to let it break a little more cuz they say that’s what it’s for’ #vs ‘everybody’s a sexy baby’ #.. right right. #coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb #Lana

[adoras-hair-poof]

CPunk joker!! He’s on his way to forcibly feminize you

#Cuz I wanted to do a little redesign #and I accidentally made him just like me fr #cpunk #joker #joker fanart #joker redesign #character redesign #dc #dc fanart #let’s face it the joker has always been queer guys #also he’s got a cane now because I said so #my cane to be specific #I’m trying to convince myself that my cane iS cool and sexy actually by making the joker have it to #tbh I think it’s working cuz he slays with it #also there’s no way u can get beat up by Batman that many times and have no long term health issues I’m sorry #like our man is prolly permanently cuncussed at best #anyway #also unrelated #I’ve decided my version of joker is genderfluid:D #so yea