"Look at this shark eating this cheeseburger"
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now"
"You gon' spread my insides out, I'll start a fire"
"We turned him into a Pac-Man's little bitch"
"Monocle Gentlesir"
"Close that second fridge door, you big baby bitch"
"Lil' can! Lil' can!"
"I will climb Greatness Mountain... and grab Greatness' tits at the top of the peak!"
"Fuck this shit! Go home, go bed"
"You're like a dad teaching a kid with no fuckin' mobility in his legs on a tricycle - when someone's pushing him!"
"STREAM SPOATS!"
"You want da puncake?"
"I didn't know owls could fly"
"Keld um"
"Magic book... let what white woman allow me between her loins"
"Black Stamp of Approval™"
"BIG GUY! BIG GUY!"
"That's a fuckin' potato wearin' a bra"
"We're on the moon, and there's bees everywhere!"
"ALRIGHT!"
"'Am I ever gonna get married?' No, you gon' die alone"
"I'M SPEAKING MOTHERFUCKIN' ENGLISH YOU DUMB BITCH!"
"Off season"
"Dude, we were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!"
"GIVE. BIRTH."
"Uh, this - oh, I just ate it."
"Did you just throw up, like - like a baby, on yourself?"
"Goomba, fuck you!"
"TWO BOTTLES OF HEINIKIEN!"
"Stay...low"
"My name is Popeye for a reason, I do not fuck with the junk food like Cheetos"
"Racist Fridge"
"Now I'm stuck dressed as this sophisticated Chinaman!"
"Oh, there's a piggy! There's a - there's a - YAHOO!"
"NOOO JOEEEE!!!"
"To the Minority Cave!"
"This is such bullshit! HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!"
"Mynamejeff"
"It's the Nintendo Switch... motherfucker"
"Today we're not gonna be continuing our lesson on... alien abductions, or whatever this is"
"You have bear fists?"
"I'm just kidding, you're a fUCKboy"
"It's like hockin' a dookie"
"It's Gorod Time"
"It happened so quickly, and with such velocity, that before I knew it, I had busted a nut on my own forehead"
"Shave my balls"
"Come on down to Olive Garden and get your free bread sticks"
"I've got to take a po-op"
"CHIPOTLE!!!"
"I became friends with the mutant gummy worm... I don't wanna kill him!"
"MOM MADE CHICKEN!"
"Your minimum-wage pilot just jumped out of the plane"
"Everything seems a...okay"
"Because it rips a hole in the space-time continuum and kills your heritage!"
"Where's Marge? Which one of you fucked my wife?"
"Who the FUCK wrote 'squeeze my weiner' on the end?"
"JUST WAY BETTER!"
"We ride together... we bake pies together"
"The Terminator's got a new son! Meet my boy!"
"Never gon' find me!"
"He went training his whole life for that one specific moment!"
"WAPOW!"
"*Moo laughing*"
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Redolence
Find it on A03 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23928046
Summary: Evan returns home on New Years Eve after being on tour for three months. He's happy to see his friends, hear what's been going on in their lives, because he's really missed them (some more than others). It's a promising start of a new year, and he's hopeful to answer some questions that have been haunting him since one strange night he can't seem to shake.
But then he wakes up the next day, and everything's changed. And he's not sure if his friendships will make it through the fallout.
Rating: Explicit (though there will be indicators for mature scenes if you wish to skip them).
Pairings: H2O Vanoss, Ohmtoonz, Minicat, Terrormoo, Krii7y, BID407, Daithi De Calibre
Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Virus, Social Issues, Sexism, Fluff and Angst, Class Differences, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Ruts, Bonding
Voice-Chat information: 8:30pm EST on Saturday.
Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ZYT9ek2
Chapter one is up! Enjoy <3
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Beneath the Waves - Merman AU
Terrornuckel, H20 Vanoss, Daithi de Wildcat, 407/Chrissy, BasicallyIDoWrk/Kris, Krii7y
Chapter 1/16
Brock works an oil rig in the middle of the ocean with a few of his close friends. They all work hard at keeping the ocean clean, keeping the sea life safe, and keeping the oil rig in top performance.
What they didn't know is that they'd attracted the eye of a group of underwater life, curious about these humans who take care of their home. When Brock falls into the water during a riptide, they finally get to meet these unseen watchers and life for the humans change forever.
⚠️has descriptions of drowning, deep ocean during storms, injuries, explosions, ptsd⚠️
Some art I did for the fic 👉👆👉
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