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v4mp1res3verywhere · 11 months
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Crying because I’ll never be in a deep, emotionally devastating teenage first love puppy love type relationship with a reanimated Egyptian pharaoh :(
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based off of real words my brother said to me
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crsentfairy · 5 months
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y'all be like "plus size/fat appreciation!" and it's literally just a pear-shaped slim thick girl 💀
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emileesaurus · 2 years
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FIC UPDATE: Tinderbox (Chapter Eight)
pairing: Louis/Lestat words: 4,100 summary: 1794. Pointe du Lac lies in ashes. Lestat, desperate to keep Louis with him at any cost, tries something he's never tried before: he talks.
this chapter: Settling in.
"I'm afraid it isn't as luxurious as our suite," Louis said with his key in the door, "but it's private, and it's quiet, and it's ours."
Lestat smiled cynically. "Yours, you mean."
"Well…" Louis began. It had just tumbled out, as natural as anything: ours. "On paper, yes."
( Chapter Eight )
( or read from the beginning )
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voids-cave · 7 months
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I just got remembered of Brook best day of my life
#the only one of the leons that is genuinely happy LMFAOOO#well dbd leon ends up being happy but depending on which paths happen he is still not fully happy despite everything being alright now#brook however she's got a wonderful wife she actually did something about her gender and went to therapy like#isnt that awesome.#also isn't it funny how the only leon that is truly happy is the one that actually fully transitioned. funny its like- *gets expldoed*#okay Vex does transition and ends up having a happy ending as well. he finally just. calms down and is able to live normally. it is a littl#bittersweet because he needs to abandon all of his life. except close friends to actually... like not be starving and being used as a weapo#all the time#i know no other leon would be happy with the ending he got. but bro is just so content with just accepting to let go of his humanity#cuz yknow what fuck that. he doesn't need it to be a good person. he doesnt even need it to BE a person and he doesnt need it to be happy#besides Sherry Claire Chris and Hunnigan come to visit him every other time which are the only important ppl in his life pft#vex my favorite representation of my nonhumanity and deals with morality and love n shit#u don't need love. u don't need to be human u don't need to destroy urself to take care of others. you don't need to fit the standards of#society n shit just b happy find ur own peace. u dont need any of these to live a happy life. to be a person and to care about others#anyways i think vex just deciding to be a fucking dawg in tha woods is the silliest ending to an au ive done. but one i like very much
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crazylittlejester · 7 days
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Warriors feeding tube propaganda. Ik that’s way out of left field BUT HEAR ME OUT OK‼️‼️
He’s been poisoned so much and while yes, he has a higher tolerance, it’s also DESTROYED his stomach, and his ability to breakdown food (gastroparesis).
The healers in his hyrule can only do so much, and he ends up getting an NG tube (nasal tube). NG tubes aren’t normally given for long term use (>6 weeks), but an NGT is better for him because he fights so much, so it can’t rip out as damaging as a G Tube (port though stomach) could if hit in a fight.
Even more into specifics, I think he would have a mix between Standardized and Blended feeds, and the Robbie/Purah make him a machine port, since before it had to utilize gravity to work. He used to do cyclic feeds (8-12 hrs) during sleep, but does more intermittent feeds (about 1 hour 3-4 times a day, during normal mealtimes) once joining the chain.
(He might even potentially have a J tube, which goes to your small intestine instead of stomach)
He loves to help wild with food, because he can have veryyy small portions, and becomes wilds taste tester. He often matches makeup to his adhesive Wind likes to decorate it/cut out fun shapes whenever he need to replace it.
Also I haven’t had a tube myself, this is based on research and my freind who has one saying smthing to me on a discord call 👍 (if I get shit wrong im genuinely so sorry 😭)
-mandarin warriors :D
…Dawg do you live in my fuckin walls or something because I was thinking about this earlier today, like dead ass
Anyways, I’m obsessed with this, and as always, I love to hear your thoughts, mandarin wars :) You cooked here
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1lenii · 10 months
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Nah dawg I’m like thinking of MegumiTwin! head canons dawg
Like y’all will be attached to the hip but he’s still emo asf. Like a shadow and sonic duo ong
Your Twin!Megumi (HCS)
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Child!Twin!Megumi
Twin!Megumi who hesitantly agrees to match with you, with those cute inverted outfits
Twin!Megumi who literally has emotional telepathy, he’s not very good at showing emotions, he’s probably better at sympathizing
One day Gojo took the three of ya to the park, tsumiki was in her own thing You and Megumi holding hands while following and gojo just did not care enough to pay attention, with mindset of “they’re kids what could they do 🤷”
You branched off to the swings were on the swings and you swung to hard and Megumi on the other hand is tugging at his older sisters skirt signaling that you weren’t here and you possibly hurt
And truth behold you were sniffling holding your scratched knee
Twin!Megumi who even though he doesn’t notice subconsciously holds your hand, afraid you’ll get lost of something of the sort
Twin!Megumi who doesn’t let playground kids near you, just to keep his darling twin closer to him
Current Twin!Megumi
Twin!Megumi who let’s you do dumb things just to say “I told you so”
Twin!Megumi who gets you another serving of food when you already past your limit to get more
Twin!Megumi who forgives you when you take something of his in the fridge
Twin!Megumi whos overprotective in a very subtle way
Twin!Megumi who literally gets his ones on with your hater club (Middle school gumi anywy🙄)
Twin!Megumi who gets asked by Nobara and Itdaori if ya have twin telepathy
He said no—
Twin!Megumi who acts like he hates your presence till he gets called out to holding your hand SUBCONSCIOUSLY AGAIN
Twin!Megumi who would go along with you shenanigans and pranks
Twin!Megumi who secretly smiles when you do anything at all, mind empty just “really my twin”
Twin!Megumi definitely the type to say ya not twins just for you to pop asking about gojo and the person he’s talking is like “I thought?? Huh?”
Twin!Megumi WHO YOU HAVE TO BEG. TO SWITCH PLACES WITH
Gojo litterally can not tell the difference
Prt 1:
“Megumi go take out the trash”
“Megumi isn’t here..”
“OHhH Y/N sorry! Go get your brother :p”
Prt 2:
“Y/N go clean your room and Megumi go pick up your books from the living room” gojo says while pointing to the wrong twin
You and megumi just looking at gojo dumbfounded not knowing how he basically took care of ya and didn’t know who was who
Tsumiki couldn’t relate always getting twin for twin and less then often correcting gojo finding it funny that he still gets you two mixed up
Over all Twin!Megumi is a big softy for his Twin, always looking out for you, and always there for you even though he acts like he’s annoyed or your annoying. you know and he knows you aren’t<3 I mean unless your gojo LMFAO
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(The way I did extensive research for this one, thank you lovely for requesting hopefully this met your standards<3)
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perrysoup · 4 months
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Zionists, sweeties, please, I don’t give a shit about Israel.
I genuinely do not care about that nation. Look at me. I don’t care. I care about people, and the abuses they go through. Not the nations that inflict them. I think those nations (mine included) need to be dissolved.
And I don’t care about the Zionist supporters either.
You don’t burn your “homeland”
You don’t salt the earth of your “homeland”
You don’t murder your own civilians think they are the oppressed civilians for your “homeland”
You don’t rape, pillage, steal for your “homeland”
“But but Hamas” look at me. I don’t care what a revolution/terrorist/whatever does when compared to a proper military. I DO hold them to a higher standard. And frankly, saying they have been shitting the bed would be nicer than they deserve.
What of the Jews from Russia? From America? From Britain? From Brazil? Their homeland is their nation of birth. What if I converted to Judaism? Why does that entitle me to live there? I don’t own land in Italy or Scotland cause my family is from there generations ago. And I shouldn’t.
How does Israel help Jews of different sects cause it seems like they don’t care about “those Jews”
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Zionists could have lived within Palestine along side the diverse religions as Jews, but those chose the efforts of European anti-semites to fuel the drive that was pushing for them out of Europe. The drive that has bombed Bethlehem, Gaza, Lebanon, the West Bank.
Zionism is dead to me. Israel is dead to me.
I DONT CARE! I want the people who have ACTUALLY BEEN THERE FOR GENERATIONS TO HAVE THEIR HOME BACK!
And before you start “well way back it was Jewish land” way back is was Mesopotamian. Why not give it over to their descendants?
Oh, because it has never been about that. It’s been about forming and Ethnostate and genocide. It’s about using anti-semitism as a shield for criticism.
Anti-Zionism is not Anti-Semetism
Anti-Israel is not Anti-Semetism.
Both should fall, please stop trying to tell me they shouldn’t.
Edit: idk why y’all are still trying to convince me that genocide of anyone is okay. “What about ISIS” dawg what in this made you think I support ISIS???
How about this issue is genocide and the sects of beliefs that encourage it?
Jesus Christ y’all just hop on whatever train you think will have tracks don’t ya?
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crabsnpersimmons · 27 days
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yo dawg, or i guess uhhhh
yo crab
what are those marker pens that you used in your exam 2 moon doodle? are they felt tips? can i buy 'em online? i like how they look on your sketchbook, but maybe its the type ya use. what's your current sketchbook brand?
sorry just curious, take your time answerin
yo yo! no problemo!
they're pentel brush sign pens! they're water-based, felt-tip pens with a flexible nib:
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i bought them online from amazon as birthday present a while back, so you may be able to buy them online, depending on your location (i'm from Canada!) they also come in a pack of "standard" colours, like your usual red, orange, yellow, etc. pack, but i don't have that pack 😅
i included two swatch pages so you can see how they look on different papers. the left one is my pocket sketchbook (the same sketchbook that the Moon doodle is on), which has smooth paper. whereas the right swatch page is on my larger sketchbook, which has textured paper (which I think might be for dry mediums... but oh well). you can see on the left swatches, the colours are lighter but a bit inconsistent (you can see some speckling). but on the right swatches, the colours are deeper and the lines show more feathering, but the colours are fairly consistent. neither of these bother me too much though, because it's these happy little accidents that make traditional art fun (and to drop kick my perfectionism)
also! just an extra note, pentel also sells a very similar looking pen but the tip is not flexible. so if you don't like brush pens, that's an option, but i believe it only comes in the standard colour pack. if you like these colours, i think the brush pen is your only option (but as far as brush pens go, these are fairly beginner friendly!)
as for my sketchbook... that's tougher to answer 😅
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it's a pocket sketchbook i got from my local dollar store, and they don't even carry this size anymore 😭 they carry larger sizes, but i specifically wanted something small that i can put in my pocket and literally just doodle wherever i am. i don't have a lot of info on the brand or the paper quality, but i can tell you it's a bit yellow, as smooth as printer paper but slightly thinner than printer paper, so my markers and fineliners will show through the other page. i included a photo of a spread in my sketchbook where you can see the markers and lines on the other side of the pages showing through (also featuring that exam Moon doodle, some very rough character design explorations, and @starriegalaxy's Fear Factor boys)
but as always, i try not to fixate on the paper or the colours too much when i'm just sketching. my sketchbook is a place for me to experiment and play, and drawing on a cheap sketchbook with markers that bleed through or don't colour smoothly helps me to throw perfection out the window and just draw because it doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be
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eldritch-spouse · 6 months
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I like the implication that yes devils are most definitely debouch and evil they have standards like anyone at the ripe age of twenty to maybe mid life? hell yeah will totally take for later use but anyone underage? nah dawg you guys are the real freaks. to think we’re suppose to be the sinister ones while there you go nabbing children. it’s not you humans, it’s us monsters, we have standards.
Listen.
It's my little universe, I get to pretend the hellish sex pests don't harm children/animals.
I'm not saying there can't be that type of offender, if they're really determined, but it's way less likely to be the case.
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starjunkyard · 1 month
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Love 2 imagine that i could be a character on house but girl can we be serious. Everyone on that show is fucking Crazy. Kutner electrocuted himself and set someone on fire trying to resuscitate his patients. House is house. His fellows are at the hospital pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters. Actual honest to god crimes are committed by the characters every other episode. Yes they are actually genuinely unhinged but in some way or another it is all related to their dedication to their craft n dawg I Dont think i could be that dedicated to anything ever LET ALONE A JOB ??????? A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also maybe its just me but i genuinely forget like every single person in house's corner is sooooooooooo smart. Like soooo fucking smart like horrifically smart. Like i forget that the standard for becoming one of house's fellows is actually so fucking high its in space Everyone Talks. about it. Its literally one of the most coveted positions anyone in the medical field could have. Like this shit is fucking SERIOUS everyone on house's team is in every sense of the word a genius. Even cuddy and wilson who don't work under house but instead with him are soooo fucking. Like. How do u think cuddy became the hospital head. Wilson is one of the best oncologists if not thee best oncologist in new jersey. People seek him out specifically for cancer treatment like he is one of the best in his field. Fellow peers recognise him as a trailblazer and respected superior. Girl i am Stupid. I would get fucked over by house so fast its not even funny he would berate me once and i would run away pissing crying sobbing resign from medicine and live out the rest of my remaining days as a farmer by the countrysides of illinois. He would yell at me once during a differential diagnosis session and it would affect my ability to form relationships for the rest of my adult life
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chiikasevennn · 1 year
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Cale Henituse, my HUSBAND. THE STANDARD.
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Nah why does he kinda send me shivers in my own art style dawg...
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DO NOT STEAL AND CLAIM IT AS UR OWN PLS ! THIS IS MY ART.
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reijnders · 8 months
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View full doc or just look at my silly images >:3
spent the past 2 days expanding dialects of my conlang Bheνowń
the doc of course has more info with the gloss n stuff, but the Big Stuff is my special images :) check it out dawg
2 sentences, in most of the dialects(with the first one being considered standard), and top 10 childhood names of the 2200s, with meanings included YIPPEE
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aforrestofstuff · 2 years
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Forrest's Expert Chapter Reviews (166): The Super-Duper Crying in the Bathtub Special Edition!!
Murata released a chapter today. People died.
(BTW there are webcomic spoilers in here so read at your own risk. Thanks! Please enjoy. You're required to by law.)
I just want everyone to know this chapter came out at like 9am (Yeehaw Standard Time) this morning; I was just getting through my routine, sitting down for breakfast. I heard the Discord notification on my phone. I got excited, looking to read this delightful manga with my Frosted Flakes, then I open to this fucking shit on the first page and I put my spoon down and had to sit there for ten fucking minutes to fight these demons.
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Hey dawg what the fuck haha
Okay sure, the adults can get a billion tumors in ten minutes and fall over and die but when it happens to the kids??? I dont like that!! I mean this in an affectionate "you broke my heart" sort of way, by the by. I like that the fandom-appointed dads were the first to drop down and help. I like that Zombieman canonically has stubby fucking hands. I like that we get this interaction between him and Isamu. It was painful to look at but I don't hate that it happened. Yep.
I'm gonna be real honest and admit my media illiteracy here, I thought the reason Saitama had a nosebleed in the last chapter was because Garou clocked his shit, and the reason Badd got his nosebleed was that, through a series of complex equations and reaches, Batarou is canon. However, none of those are true, and turns out they're all just getting super-duper radiation poisoning and I'm not sure Saitama's 3 years of working out made him immune to cancer but we'll see about that.
Side note: Badd is one of the only ones who felt the effects of the radiation before everyone else did. Badd also has "dynamic vision" and superb reflexes. You know that scene in Infinity War where, after the snap, Peter Parker can feel it long before he actually disappears due to his spider-sense? Where am I going with this.
Badd has spider sense babeyyy kachow !
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Side side note: You know who else felt the effects of the radiation before Saitama and Badd? That's right baby!
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"I can feel it in my skin" dawg that's the cancer LMAOOO
Side side side note: Now that we're on the topic of Zombieman (again), it makes sense that he's not immune to the radiation because it's probably killing his cells faster than he can regenerate. That, and he's fucking exhausted at this point. Still though... I'll bet he was the last one standing as all his coworkers collapsed around him. Reminds me of after-work parties at Applebee's haha kachow
I was right when I said Blast would come beat Garou's ass... but at what cost.
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Also, I thought he'd bring the Justice League but I guess they've got better fucking shit to do??? Than fight GOD??? LITERAL GOD?? Okay.
Also Bang telling God to give Garou back haha this is not a tear falling down my cheek it's just... spinal fluid...
So, Garou is definitely not being 100% controlled by God but he is being influenced in some capacity, so I can see this kinda growing into an intense fear/trauma of being manipulated/controlled in post-arc Garou. Especially during the neo-heroes arc when Suiryu attempts to capture him.
When Garou sobers after being beaten by Saitama and he sees what he’s done, it’s a mixed bag of emotions. We know he isolates himself post-arc--he already is in the manga with Tareo because he thinks the closer he gets to those he cares for, the more he’ll hurt them. With that being said, will he self-isolate in the manga because he becomes scared of himself? With all his introspection and meditating under waterfalls, will he come to think that all he does is hurt those he cares about? Will he think he doesn’t deserve to love anyone? Find out next time on Forrest Learns How to Read!
I love the idea of Garou spiraling into a self-loathing cocoon because seeing him in pain brings me joy and--yes, he's one of my favorite characters. Why do you ask?
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um. anyways.
haha cool
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oh. he's holding Genos' heart. 👍
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I'm on my knees praying for christ to strike me down right now.
Ok I'm done with this bit lmao I kinda wanted to build comedic suspense but I can't commit. I'm gonna write an essay on Genos' "death" now.
Really hard to believe he's actually dead and that's ONE's damn fault for faking us out at least twice before (Mumen Rider, Tanktop Master) so I'm not really feeling the suspense to this. ("durrrr but there's not gonna be suspense!! tHat'S wHaT sAiTaMA is FOr!!!" you Redditors are fucking dorks and I hate you.)
BUT. I could be wrong and if I am, feel free to send a dark web hitman my way and strike me down for good!
Regardless, if (when) Genos comes back, he's not gonna be the same. He shouldn't be the same because then what the fuck was all that for?? Anywho, I'm kinda feeling an amnesia storyline? Is he even going to remember this? Is he even going to--gasp--remember Saitama?
Half his fucking brain is gone. As far as we know, having his entire conscience saved to the cloud requires at LEAST 20$ of iCloud per month and we know Kuseno's cheap ass ain't gonna pay for that so, what's he gonna do? Make do, baby!
ONE loves his opposites, loves his narrative foils. Genos has been wanting to get closer to Saitama the entire manga and if the tables turn to Saitama wanting to get closer to Genos during his recovery, out of guilt, maybe, then I think that'll be really interesting. Genos and Garou have been mirroring each other in a lot of ways; I think they're going to have a similar "finding oneself" post-arc.
Either that or Genos is going to be like every upper-middle-class white guy's mystery Mercedes: perpetually "in the shop" until the end of time, dead but dreaming.
So, aside from that: Garou purposefully ripped Genos' heart out because he knew it would make Saitama get serious. Saitama then holds Genos' heart in one hand and beats Garou with the other........... Saigenos Fans please spare Batarou Nation some crumbs PLEASE we haven't eaten for WEEKS (good for you though).
In conclusion:
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I should've never learned how to fucking read.
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dax009yt · 6 months
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UT/DR NEWSLETTER HALLOWEEN EDITION?? WHAT
I did not get ANY warning for this whatsoever holy fucking shit.
Anyways yeah here's my thoughts at 11pm again thank you mr Tobias Foxy
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annoying dog jumpscare holy hell i just flung back out of my chair onto the wall
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it sure does
Sans just standing there while papyrus does his damn.. uhh. I actually have no clue what he's doing but whatever he does I support
(After I wrote this I found out there's alt text in the images and found this..
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"and sans")
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HELL YEAH we're getting Closer To Release that's fun
Alt text for this one says this
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He's doing well with it honestly
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I never have original experiences god damnit
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Alright cool they're releasing Chapter 3 and 4 together. Let me give you money goddamnit I want to consumerism this game already
Also, you should know the drill by now;
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I feel like I've seen this before.
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Next update I expect that the "something funny" will be that he tells us that he accidentally deleted the game source or something (that would be tragic please do not let that happen)
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It's. It's just called meow.png.
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I just pissed myself in fear holy fucking hell
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Damnit I have homework to do but it can wait (it can't please someone help) (also I've written too much, go form your own opinions below)
(also alt text on this one is nothing special but i'll add it to the image desc.)
and the conclusion..
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OH LORD NO HE'S DEAD
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Get your Boner Ass outta there
aaand that's all. Here's the entire thing as a long-ass png, or you can just go here -> https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween23/
thanks for reading dawg
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mistavybe · 1 year
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RIP Trugoy The Dove, De La Soul co-founder/rapper 🙏🏾
I found out this news late af but I’m not gonna lie this one hit me HARD. 😢
Back in high school, De La Soul was everything I aspired to. They are the rap group that made me want to seriously do music.
Their crazy ass rhymes and daring use of sampling Old School classic records and turning them into a whole new sound (big up their producer on the first album, DJ Prince Paul) just blew my teenaged mind at the same. I had loved Run-DMC, Boogie Down Productions, UTFO, Doug E Fresh, Slick Rick etc before they came along but once I heard their debut single “Plug Tuning” they became the nee standard that I aspired to.
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Right after my high school best friend Anton Lewis heard that sontg, he immediately renamed himself the rapper A Le Wiz and I became MC Number One lol (tbh I first used the name MC EZ Rock but then Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock came out with “It Takes Two” so I had to change it lol).
Then we got our hands on De La Soul’s debut album “3 Feet High And Rising” and became even more obsessed with their super intelligent and poetic rhyme style that didn’t focus on sounding “tough” or “street”.
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Songs like “Potholes In My Lawn”, “The Magic Nunber” and “Buddy” featuring The Jungle Bros, Tribe Called Quest, Queen Latifah and even more.
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And then their mosnter jam “Me Myself And I” became THE JAM of summer 1989 and literally everyone worldwide knew and loved De La Soul which made me super happy and proud. 😊
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Thank you Posdnous, Trugoy The Dove and DJ Pace Master Mase for so many years of great music and even greater memories over the years to the soundtrack of later hits like “Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)”, “A Rollerskating Jam Called ‘Saturdays’”.
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Not to mention Trugoy The Dove’s awesome feature on the hook of A Tribe Called Quest’s classic, “Award Tour”. 🙌🏾 (RIP to my all time fave Trini rapper Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest, who passed away back in 2016🕊️)
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Rest In Power to the icon, David Jude Jolicoeur AKA Trugoy The Dove. Thanks for everything. De La Soul forever! 🙏🏾
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