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#dazai is so long. my favoritism is showing ha ha h a
psylunari · 2 months
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For the ship ask game: kunikidazai, suegiku, atsulucy
NOTE: the post will be long as heck. I'll keep reblogging for every ship addition till I finish.
I'll preface this by saying, yes! I do ship all of these!
Kunikidazai
(nervous chuckle) buckle up, buttercup.
1. What made you ship it?
TL;DR: ironically enough, writing it made them take over my brain.
Mid-tier answer: It wasn't one specific thing. I watched the show and had 1 (one) plot bunny one year later (my most-read BSD fic). I was writing a MHA OC/canon thing at the time. While passionate about that OC/canon, it was a difficult fic, and I put it on hold.
Writing that knkdz fic proved itself easier. It was flowing. It forced me into a deep dive in their dynamic. The result is what you see.
Long answer: it took me 10+ years in fandom (legit) to like m/m ships. So it's kinda hard?? To watch things with m/m tinted glasses. AKA deliberately looking for m/m chemistry, or interpreting it always that way, or making it up in my head if I can't find it. If I come across a ship, I came across a ship. And I'm the same for any ship.
During my first watch of bongo straycats, I didn't ship much of anything. I looked at those two and went, “yeah, they're haha funny, if I were to ship something it'd probably be this”. I was done with the three seasons out, then, I “forgot” BSD.
I mean. Not that I forgot. I was in-between fandom phases with other stuff. So I didn't pay “the popular ships” much mind. They were there. A thing that existed. I didn't care for them.
Then it went like:
“Hey, I could use some change in my life, lemme style my hair like this anime twink.” “Fic idea for haha funny ship. What if instead of disappearing to commit the die, the anime twink was sick and didn't tell anyone?” ?????? “It is a CRIME that THIS dynamic is on the unpopular side, I'm declaring myself in knkdz hell till further notice and will do something about it.”
2. What are your favorite things about the ship?
TL;DR: they are multifaceted, their relationship is a deep rabbit hole of symbolism, and a blast to write about.
Superficial answer: complementary personalities + look good together + attractive + hilarious banter + suspicious moments + annoyances to lovers.
Heartfelt answer: I look at them from a complete perspective. Never one without the other, never caricatures of themselves. There's the caring domestic side, the dumb disagreements, the synergy and mutual respect, the defiance of internal values, the angst past and present… They are complex. The more you dig, the more you find. It's entertaining. It made the brain go brrrrr.
3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
It isn't often I come across interpretations I disagree with. Dedicated knkdz shippers and I are mostly in the same wavelength. My unpopular opinion, however, boils down to “I interpret both as some flavor of bisexual, not gay” and “mischaracterization”.
Will elaborate on the latter.
On Kunikida: headcanon as the fandom might, IMO, this guy isn't confident about love and sex. Let alone super liberated.
Picture this. Inexperienced + perfectionist + “dear diary, today I dreamt of my perfect wife” + “do girls not like me because I'm a nerd?” = pretty romantic, huh? And out of touch with reality.
Don't get me wrong. He does have carnal desires or kinks, I feel. I see him as shy and easy to fluster in the beginning. He takes time to relax and do his thing, being his own biggest critic.
On Dazai: he isn't helpless and definitely has an edge. I have a catboy agenda to set. Think like a cat's claws. Can and will scratch if unhappy, they're part of him, do not declaw the catboy. The feetsies are soft and adorable. They're also a part of him.
In the love aspect: when he LIKES someone, Dazai goes “brain.exe has stopped working” and does/says the stupidest shit. I think he orbits them out of no idea how to deal with it. Staying in the same space, wanting closure, not asking for it. Literal cat behavior again.
Now, in sex matters, he's shameless for… the most part. Not vulnerable all the time. He can flirt when it's for meaningless flings. What IMO WOULD make him cry is emotional stuff. Which may be tied to a sexual moment. Just not necessarily.
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chuuyascumsock · 1 year
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SFW Alphabet
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Dazai Osamu x Reader SFW Alphabet
A/N: This was taken from my old Tumblr blog from like nearly two years ago so here it is. Let me know if y’all want a Chuuya version :).
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
• Personal space who?? 
• He’d probably be all over you especially when you’re trying to get work done. Practically smothering you in his physical and verbal affection. It gets cringy when you don’t pay attention to him because he’ll whip out the weird and sometimes even disturbing pet names that he knows pisses you off so he can get your attention.
• “Pumpkin schmumpkin honey bunchkins” Stupid shit like that ✨
• He complains when Kunikida tells him to leave you alone because you’re trying to work.
• “But Kunikidaaaaa, my Belladonna needs me 🥺”
• “Get back to work, Dazai or I’ll have you moved to a different cubicle.”
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
• I feel bad to anyone he would consider a best friend, like holy shit— dude will not give you a break.
• He’d drag you into a lot of shenanigans and tries to put the blame on you whenever Kunikida gets pissed. Then you get pissed off at Dazai and he’s like, “Better you than me though, right Bestie?”
• He calls you in the early AMs like two or three and says some dumb shit before you hang up on him cause you’re done with his crackhead bs.
• “Y/N, I just realized Chuuya is only an inch taller than Dora—“
• Call Ended
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
• He’ll cuddle whenever he’s in the mood to which is randomly, like Russian roulette.
• “Belladonna, I want cuddles :(((“
• “Dazai, we’re in the Arby’s drive through.”
• When you do cuddle and it’s during work, he’ll have you sit on his lap and button his trench coat up with both of you in it because it’s so big. 
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
• He’ll be hesitant to settle down cause like, he wants to literally commit sewerslide.
• Don’t let him in the kitchen, he’ll probably burn it down if the meal is too complicated for him as in, more than three ingredients.
• Probably is decently clean but still leaves random things like clothes or papers laying around and you even once stepped on a random lego that was lying around which you were confused because he didn’t know where it came from either.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
• It depends on how long the relationship has lasted. If it’s been a few weeks-months I think it’d be easier for him to break it off because he hasn’t gotten that attached. But if it’s been a year or longer, he’d have a harder time because he was really getting used to loving you... 
• He’d probably break up mostly because he can’t commit to the relationship because of people who would want to target you to get back at him for who he was in the past. He couldn’t live with himself if he lost someone else he cared for like he did Oda.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
• As stated above, he’s scared of commitment because of 1) His suicidal tendencies and not wanting to succeed one day and leave you devastated and 2) He’s scared that you’ll be targeted. 
• It’d take longer than you’d expect for him to commit, like five to seven years. He needs to know that loving you isn’t going to be another regret in his life.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
• Dazai is kinda like a big flirty teddy bear, very gentle with his S/O 🥺
• He doesn’t have a reason to be harsh or mean and only wants to give you his love and affection and ofc you’re going to accept it 🔫🤠
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
• Loves getting hugs from you, it’s one of his favorite pastimes. If anything, this is one of the things he does the most to show you how much he loves you. Mostly likes hugging from the front because he can see your face ❤️
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
• Oh boy 😼
• I hate when people think he’d say it right off the bat after getting into a relationship but don’t take into consideration that he mostly likely has commitment issues and probably wouldn’t be the first to say it. 
• It’d take a minimum of at least six to seven months. Deal with it, let my man’s take his time, he’s got issues 🙄🖐
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
• He doesn’t really get jealous cause he’s pretty confident that you wouldn’t do anything.
• But there’s sometimes where he gets kind of aloof with certain people don’t know when to stop trying to get with you.
• In those times, he’ll kinda just barge into your conversation and announce that you should be going back to your date with him and drag you away.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
• His kisses are quick and sweet in public because he doesn’t want to embarrass you too much, but sometimes he can’t help himself but give slow and passionate kisses to fluster you so he can tease you.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
• He doesn’t have a preference on children because they’re cute, but sometimes they’re also bratty and a hassle to deal with. But in a way, he can relate to a child due to the factors I just described. 
• If you had a child of your own, just be ready for there to be two whiny and bratty children crying for you. (Hint: One of them is not actually a child 🤠)
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
• He’s not a morning person.
• The type to sleep in, not caring that he has a job.
• Most days you’re dragging him out of bed, those days are the days he gets his head slammed into the floor because you dragged him off too fast for him to react.
• On rare occasions you’ll let him have his way and sleep in a little longer. On those days, he’s the one dragging you into bed to cuddle.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
• He wakes up sometimes throughout the night because he does tend to have nightmares (mostly about his past and sometimes about losing you). Those are the nights that you wipe his tears away and he asks you to hold him, which you oblige and run your hands through his hair until he falls back asleep.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
• He would not reveal the things he did in the past to you at all, only if it was necessary (which there’s no reason why it would be). He’d honestly rather succeed at one of his attempts on his life before he found out all the things he did in the past. He hates it and fears that you’ll be disgusted by him.
• The only thing you’d find out would be that he used to be in the mafia and that’s about it. When you ask about it, he refuses to tell you. Sometimes he’ll change the topic but most times he’ll shut down and stop talking. 
• You can guess something that did happen though by the way he sometimes cries in his sleep calling out Oda’s name and it hurts your heart.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
• He’s the one that does the pissing people off thing, but there’s things that will piss him off.
• If you continually pushed on the topic of his past, he’d get pretty upset because he doesn’t want you to know. He doesn’t like if you push him on a topic that he isn’t comfortable talking about.
• If you hide his Guide to Suicide book he’ll get a little annoyed.
• Talking highly of Chuuya. He’s his enemy, he doesn’t want to hear his belladonna go on about how great his enemy is, kinda obvious.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
• He acts stupid a lot of the times, but he does remember stuff about you, in fact, probably almost everything. He doesn’t want you to feel as if he doesn’t care for you, because that’s far from the truth.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
• When he trusts you enough, he’ll take off his bandages around you. The first time he did it was a pretty intimate moment and also a bit tense because he didn’t know how you’d react.
• Once he took them off, all negative feelings washed away when you began to kiss each of his scars and softly tell him you loved all of him. It made his heart melt and that was also the moment when he knew he didn’t want to let you go.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
• He doesn’t really care how hurt he gets, but is very adamant on making sure no harm comes to you. He knows you can handle yourself in some situations, but there’s sometimes where his body moves on its own to keep you out of harms way.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
• He’s a broke ass bitch, do you know how much money is on his tab? Sorry, but you’re just gonna have to go without gifts. 
• He’ll take you out to a special place like a cliff or the bridge (which you usually think it’s his attempts at trying to convince you to jump off with him) but in reality he takes you there to watch the sun set or rise.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
• Probably the suicide talk, he does it so often that you get worried and sometimes he’ll say things at the most inappropriate times. 
• Ex. He’s said things in the middle of bedroom time and you had to stop halfway through and had a serious talk about what he said.
• “I want you to suffocate me between your thighs, I’d die a happy man.”
• “*Sighs* Dazai, sit up, put your clothes back on...”
• “What, why?!”
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
• He’s a cocky shit and knows he’s attractive, so he rarely is concerned.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
• He would definitely feel incomplete without you. Who’s gonna remind him to make his bed in the morning??
• In all seriousness, he would feel like he’s missing apart of him because he never loved anyone the way he loved you before because he really couldn’t. Having that type of bond just does that shit to you.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
• You baby Atsushi and give him stickers when he does a good job and praise him which makes Dazai whine which is annoying af 🤠
• “Belladonna, where’s my stickers. I want sooooome-!”
• You said you’d give him stickers and praises when he gets actual work done and omg, Dazai? Doing? Work??
• You’ve earned Kunikida’s respect 😩🤌
• Dazai puts the stickers all over his desk to “keep them forever”. Which doesn’t last long because Kunikida got tired of looking at his desk and scraped the stickers off. Dazai literally had a toddler fit and you got many noise complaints. You were forced to buy a bunch of sticker books to replace the stickers that were thrown away. Needless to say, Kunikida never touched Dazai’s desk again, no matter how dirty.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
• A buzzkill like Kunikida, he wants a partner he’ll actually enjoy being around. He doesn’t want to be scolded for every single thing he does.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
• He’s a wild sleeper and a sleep talker, so be prepared to wake up one day with his body on top of yours smothering you and him mumbling about kicking Chuuya’s “leprechaun ass” because he took his lucky charms.
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shozaii · 3 years
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title: too feisty.
genre: angst.
characters: dazai, chuuya, kunikida, akutagawa.
warnings: rough behavior, the boys arguing with you :(
request: hi, i could ask for scenarios and headcanons for dazai, chuuya, kunikida, akutagawa, when i have an argument with my s/o and they don't speak to each other for several days. how it is reconciled and after how many days. thank you very much☺️☺️☺️😉😉😌😌
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(a/n): hewwooo anon! thank youuu so much for requesting!! i did my best writing this, so i hope you enjoy reading it! 
masterlist.
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☆ d a z a i.
- arguing with dazai is like yelling into the void. he doesn’t really understand why you’re both going through this pain, the torture of the wrong emotions at a very wrong time - when in reality it was all supposed to be sunshine and rainbows. did you not see the sunshine in his eyes anymore? was he going to be left alone again? so many thoughts left his head, yet all he could do was listen to what you have to say.
- simple to say, he is quiet the entire time because he just doesn’t want you both to end up torn; worse, broken. he wouldn’t want to see you break, either. unable to express any of his feelings, he tends to stare at you with a thin line formed on his lips.
- it depends on what you’re arguing, really. if he knows it’s his fault, he obliges to it. if he’s just confused, his darkened gaze burns into you. he looks like he’s about to flip. instead, he huffs softly, walks up to you, and looks right at you for a bit.
- once he’s done looking at you, he leaves. he walks and walks to literally anywhere which would give him comfort. he looks up into the sky, and wonders just what he could do to become a better person. after all, it was all for you.
- shall no one come in between and take away one from the other.
- the silent treatment has gone as far as a week. dazai respects the time you need to be alone, even though he is tempted to initiate a conversation earlier than expected. the other arguments have lasted for at least 2-3 days. i wouldn’t see him asking for help from anyone - he wants to show you and himself that he has the capability of reaching himself out to you, owning up to his mistakes and reconcile. if it was you who returns first, his heart would literally shatter. 
- i feel like he would call you to come over to the favorite spot of yours, or maybe walk up to you one fine night, wrapping his arms around you, planting slow kisses on your neck. his way of apologizing is sometimes through affection, or touch. it’s like a reassurance that he’s going to be there for you, and he understands that arguments do happen once in a while. 
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☆ c h u u y a.
- he might get really irritated. no cap. i have a feeling he might blow up on you just a little? but the irritation mostly comes from the moment the two of you start arguing. he clenches his fists a whole lot, might chew the inside of his lip, try not to look at you in the eyes because he might start tearing up too.
- oh he might go as far as to slamming his hands on the table, which would leave you taken aback by his actions. once he realizes what he did, he just crumbles because holy crap did he not want to see you panic. 
- chuuya doesn’t like silent treatment at all. i feel like he would have a fear of abandonment. the pre - port mafia days didn’t treat him right. at this point his heart is thumping hard because when you both begin the treatment, he knows he’s not going to go through this well. so how does he cope? wine. but he doesn’t go to a bar. it’s always from the stock he saves at home. he possibly never leaves the house, either - except for serious missions.
- he shakes when his comrades tell him to text you, so practically he would rather do it face to face. it seems way more better that way for him. this period lasts for about 2 days max. he can never go beyond that.
- cue him engulfing you into a warm cuddle sesh; it’s going to take a while for him to let go of you. he talks about how wrong he was, how he’s going to make it up for you - i feel like he would’ve gotten you something just in case. he’s just willing to spend tons for you i swear
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☆ k u n i k i d a.
- i feel like one of his written ideals about you/arguments is him reminding himself that conversation is key. it doesn’t have to be any specific topics; it must be implemented in everything. i have a huge headcanon that kunikida tends to get nervous if he has to let out an opinion he never has put out about, until the very last minute where he has to decide his own fate - right or wrong?
- but nope, he’s not reserved. he would let you know exactly how does he feel during the argument, though he would never, ever try and raise his voice at you. let’s just say you accidentally raise your own, he wouldn’t be bothered by it either, and would maintain his composure.
- yes, he does get angry very easily. but when it comes to you his guard gets let down, and he is more of himself when it comes to conversations with you. fights are very rarely heated. 
- i think they do get pretty intense when he’s just so stressed out with work in general, worried if he could protect you during these trying times, paperwork maybe? or how you might take his job easily while he doesn’t. it doesn’t hit him at first but when he does realize that he screamed at you, his heart drops to his feet. the longest you have not talked to each other is for about a day.
- sometimes i forget that kunikida is younger than dazai. but anyway - if dazai notices kunikida’s sour face, and somehow dazai gets him to spit it all out. this would somehow give clarification to kunikida that his partner isn’t all that bad when it comes to advice. he would give pretty good ones and fulfil his role as a senior.
- when he apologizes he looks down at the floor, but slowly proceed to look up into your eyes if he realizes this is his opportunity to take. 10/10 would give you the smallest apologetic smile, and might even kneel while taking your hand. he’s just sooo in love with you aksjkdjkj
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☆ a k u t a g a w a.
- hot-tempered. send tweet. 
- a little bit like chuuya to be honest. would bang his fists against a hard surface, stomp the floor, or crush any type of object he has in his hands. but never, ever expect him to use rashomon on you. having you in his life was more than a gift itself, so using his ability on you wouldn’t even be on the last things he would do.
- maybe when he does show his anger by banging and smashing things around, you would see a red glow which would cause you to back away or be afraid of him. this is his turning point. has he officially scared you already? was he bad? what did he look like in your eyes? what’s your next step?
- not talking to each other would probably last as long as a week? two weeks. it’s what i see. he gets scared of himself too, and might as well get a panic attack from what he has done to hurt his loved one. he’s always wanted you to be his first and last. would go to more missions to distract himself (and win most fights, but fail at forgetting about the argument you had). 
- in this case, it would take some time for him to loosen up and talk to someone about it. he might have done this once. only once, never repeated again because he’s just so embarrassed to do so. 
- aku would start the conversation. he’s lightly tap on your shoulder and might utter the words, “let’s talk” but tiny. as for affection, he would kiss your hand and look away, flushed. there would be this lil pout too, but at least you guys are one again.
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(a/n): after a long time, here i am with a new fic for bsd!! i feel accomplished now UwU!! lemme know what you think!!🥰❤
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tender-rosiey · 3 years
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❥Confessions with BSD
❥— Includes Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi, Ranpo, Chuuya, Akutgawa and Tanizaki
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ᴀ/ɴ: hi guys! Its been a while; I missed you all, anyways I hope you enjoy this <3
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Dᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ:
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ఌ "Hey Y/N! Can you follow me please?"
ఌ And so you did cause who would say no to this man.
ఌ Took you to a really beautiful river.
ఌ "Dazai you aren't going to ask me to commit double suicide with you, right?"
ఌ He shook his head with a smile and spoke
ఌ "Ever since you entered my life that suicide thought was out of my mind. Everything you do is literally mesmerizing to me, from how you fight and prove yourself in battle to how you snort when laughing. I really hope you know I am not joking with this and that you would really give me the chance to make you the happiest woman alive...s-so?"
ఌ Poor man got nervous at the end. where all them flirting skills gone Dazai
ఌ His answer was getting tackled in a big bear hug which caused a wide smile on his handsome features.
ᴀᴛsᴜsʜɪ Nᴀᴋᴀᴊɪᴍᴀ:
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ᴥ︎ God have mercy on him.
ᴥ︎ This poor shy adorable yet brave baby was stuttering so much.
ᴥ︎He was in awe of your beauty.
ᴥ︎ "I h-have liked you f-for a long time and-" he took pauses between the sentences until at the end he slapped himself and held your hand with a determined look "I hope you can return my feelings and that I can put a smile on your face everyday"
ᴥ︎ Spun you around from happiness when you said yes.
ᴋᴜɴɪᴋɪᴅᴀ ᴅᴏᴘᴘᴏ:
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✍︎︎ Drags you out of the office and stares you deadly in the eye.
✍︎︎ "My ideals say I should've met the woman that I would love after 4 years and then proceed to marriage and build a family but here you are... destroying every part of my ideals by making me love you."
✍︎︎ He held your hand gently "I wasn't supposed to love now, so will you take responsibility of this man who uncontrollably fell in love with you?"
✍︎︎ All I can say that he got the response he wants.
Tᴀɴɪᴢᴀᴋɪ ᴊᴜɴɪᴄʜɪʀᴏ:
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☃︎ A really simple but very sweet confession.
☃︎ A lot of shyness but we will let it pass cause his blushing face behind adorable.
☃︎ "Y/N, I wanted to tell you that I love you a lot and that everything you do is making to me and you always make me happy and I hope you can take me as your boyfriend?"
☃︎ Very shy smile with the bouquet of your favorite flowers and chocolate in hand.
☃︎ My man almost fainted when you said yes.
Rᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ:
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☕︎︎ Got you a box full of candy and a really cute letter in side of it and it said:
☕︎︎ "Every morning when I wake up the first thing hit my mind, is you. Loving you is like an addiction to me. My life was incomplete before you came into it. Since I met you, my life has changed completely. You and I, both meeting together was not an accident. Our story was written by almighty even before we met each other. I thank god every day from the core of my heart for this! I wish you knew how much I adore you. I love you!"
☕︎︎ When you finished reading it and said yes he hugged you and bragged loudly "I knew you would cause you actually made it obvious you liked me but I wanted to show you that I appreciate you nevertheless!"
ɴᴀᴋᴀʜᴀʀᴀ ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ:
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➪ Now mister fancy hat here has fancy words and really did his best to impress you.
➪ His confession consisted of multiple stages.
➪ When you woke up in the morning, you were greeted by higuchi giving you a present and that present had your favorite time of food/takeout and she told you it was from Chuuya.
➪ Later on the day while sitting in your office you found a cute letter on your desk and it said.
➪ "My Sweetheart, I never believed in true love until I met you. Since then, loving you has become the only truth in my life. My world is so dreamlike now and all I dream of is you.
➪ If you knew how much my heart craves for you, you would never know yourself away from me. I love you truly, madly and deeply.
Your Hopefully Future Lover, Chuuya"
➪And once you exited your room you saw him with a smile on his face as he took of his hat and bowed to you "so do you accept my confession?"
ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ ʀʏᴜᴜɴᴏsᴜᴋᴇ:
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☾ Okay as we all know this guy isnt the best at showing and dealing with his emotions.
☾ It took him a lot of time to actually figure out his feelings.
☾ His confession was a little aggressive and here is how it went:
☾ You were walking through the walls only to be suddenly pinned to the wall by a mad Akutagawa which made you quiver under his gaze as he started speaking "Why do I feel like this around you? Why does my heart speed up so much around you? What is this giddy feeling I feel whenever you smile? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! Why do I feel like I can't go on without you...?" He looked so angry and full of confusion as he was screaming his oblivious confession.
☾ Mori was passing by at that time and basically made him figure out saying "Akutagawa you are in love with Y/N" then went on his merry way.
☾ Akutagawa looked at you again and said "will you be....my lover, I guess..."
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dammbi · 3 years
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Dazai Osamu SFW Alphabet
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
• Personal space who?? 
• He’d probably be all over you especially when you’re trying to get work done. Practically smothering you in his physical and verbal affection. It gets cringy when you don’t pay attention to him because he’ll whip out the weird and sometimes even disturbing pet names that he knows pisses you off so he can get your attention.
• “Pumpkin schmumpkin honey bunchkins” Stupid shit like that ✨
• He complains when Kunikida tells him to leave you alone because you’re trying to work.
• “But Kunikidaaaaa, my Belladonna needs me 🥺”
• “Get back to work, Dazai or I’ll have you moved to a different cubicle.”
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
• I feel bad to anyone he would consider a best friend, like holy shit— dude will not give you a break.
• He’d drag you into a lot of shenanigans and tries to put the blame on you whenever Kunikida gets pissed. Then you get pissed off at Dazai and he’s like, “Better you than me though, right Bestie?”
• He calls you in the early AMs like two or three and says some dumb shit before you hang up on him cause you’re done with his crackhead bs.
• “Y/N, I just realized Chuuya is only an inch taller than Dora—“
• Call Ended
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
• He’ll cuddle whenever he’s in the mood to which is randomly, like Russian roulette.
• “Belladonna, I want cuddles :(((“
• “Dazai, we’re in the Arby’s drive through.”
• When you do cuddle and it’s during work, he’ll have you sit on his lap and button his trench coat up with both of you in it because it’s so big. 
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
• He’ll be hesitant to settle down cause like, he wants to literally commit sewerslide.
• Don’t let him in the kitchen, he’ll probably burn it down if the meal is too complicated for him as in, more than three ingredients.
• Probably is decently clean but still leaves random things like clothes or papers laying around and you even once stepped on a random lego that was lying around which you were confused because he didn’t know where it came from either.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
• It depends on how long the relationship has lasted. If it’s been a few weeks-months I think it’d be easier for him to break it off because he hasn’t gotten that attached. But if it’s been a year or longer, he’d have a harder time because he was really getting used to loving you... 
• He’d probably break up mostly because he can’t commit to the relationship because of people who would want to target you to get back at him for who he was in the past. He couldn’t live with himself if he lost someone else he cared for like he did Oda.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
• As stated above, he’s scared of commitment because of 1) His suicidal tendencies and not wanting to succeed one day and leave you devastated and 2) He’s scared that you’ll be targeted. 
• It’d take longer than you’d expect for him to commit, like five to seven years. He needs to know that loving you isn’t going to be another regret in his life.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
• Dazai is kinda like a big flirty teddy bear, very gentle with his S/O 🥺
• He doesn’t have a reason to be harsh or mean and only wants to give you his love and affection and ofc you’re going to accept it 🔫🤠
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
• Loves getting hugs from you, it’s one of his favorite pastimes. If anything, this is one of the things he does the most to show you how much he loves you. Mostly likes hugging from the front because he can see your face ❤️
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
• Oh boy 😼
• I hate when people think he’d say it right off the bat after getting into a relationship but don’t take into consideration that he mostly likely has commitment issues and probably wouldn’t be the first to say it. 
• It’d take a minimum of at least six to seven months. Deal with it, let my man’s take his time, he’s got issues 🙄🖐
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
• He doesn’t really get jealous cause he’s pretty confident that you wouldn’t do anything.
• But there’s sometimes where he gets kind of aloof with certain people don’t know when to stop trying to get with you.
• In those times, he’ll kinda just barge into your conversation and announce that you should be going back to your date with him and drag you away.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
• His kisses are quick and sweet in public because he doesn’t want to embarrass you too much, but sometimes he can’t help himself but give slow and passionate kisses to fluster you so he can tease you.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
• He doesn’t have a preference on children because they’re cute, but sometimes they’re also bratty and a hassle to deal with. But in a way, he can relate to a child due to the factors I just described. 
• If you had a child of your own, just be ready for there to be two whiny and bratty children crying for you. (Hint: One of them is not actually a child 🤠)
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
• He’s not a morning person.
• The type to sleep in, not caring that he has a job.
• Most days you��re dragging him out of bed, those days are the days he gets his head slammed into the floor because you dragged him off too fast for him to react.
• On rare occasions you’ll let him have his way and sleep in a little longer. On those days, he’s the one dragging you into bed to cuddle.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
• He wakes up sometimes throughout the night because he does tend to have nightmares (mostly about his past and sometimes about losing you). Those are the nights that you wipe his tears away and he asks you to hold him, which you oblige and run your hands through his hair until he falls back asleep.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
• He would not reveal the things he did in the past to you at all, only if it was necessary (which there’s no reason why it would be). He’d honestly rather succeed at one of his attempts on his life before he found out all the things he did in the past. He hates it and fears that you’ll be disgusted by him.
• The only thing you’d find out would be that he used to be in the mafia and that’s about it. When you ask about it, he refuses to tell you. Sometimes he’ll change the topic but most times he’ll shut down and stop talking. 
• You can guess something that did happen though by the way he sometimes cries in his sleep calling out Oda’s name and it hurts your heart.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
• He’s the one that does the pissing people off thing, but there’s things that will piss him off.
• If you continually pushed on the topic of his past, he’d get pretty upset because he doesn’t want you to know. He doesn’t like if you push him on a topic that he isn’t comfortable talking about.
• If you hide his Guide to Suicide book he’ll get a little annoyed.
• Talking highly of Chuuya. He’s his enemy, he doesn’t want to hear his belladonna go on about how great his enemy is, kinda obvious.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
• He acts stupid a lot of the times, but he does remember stuff about you, in fact, probably almost everything. He doesn’t want you to feel as if he doesn’t care for you, because that’s far from the truth.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
• When he trusts you enough, he’ll take off his bandages around you. The first time he did it was a pretty intimate moment and also a bit tense because he didn’t know how you’d react.
• Once he took them off, all negative feelings washed away when you began to kiss each of his scars and softly tell him you loved all of him. It made his heart melt and that was also the moment when he knew he didn’t want to let you go.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
• He doesn’t really care how hurt he gets, but is very adamant on making sure no harm comes to you. He knows you can handle yourself in some situations, but there’s sometimes where his body moves on its own to keep you out of harms way.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
• He’s a broke ass bitch, do you know how much money is on his tab? Sorry, but you’re just gonna have to go without gifts. 
• He’ll take you out to a special place like a cliff or the bridge (which you usually think it’s his attempts at trying to convince you to jump off with him) but in reality he takes you there to watch the sun set or rise.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
• Probably the suicide talk, he does it so often that you get worried and sometimes he’ll say things at the most inappropriate times. 
• Ex. He’s said things in the middle of bedroom time and you had to stop halfway through and had a serious talk about what he said.
• “I want you to suffocate me between your thighs, I’d die a happy man.”
• “*Sighs* Dazai, sit up, put your clothes back on...”
• “What, why?!”
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
• He’s a cocky shit and knows he’s attractive, so he rarely is concerned.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
• He would definitely feel incomplete without you. Who’s gonna remind him to make his bed in the morning??
• In all seriousness, he would feel like he’s missing apart of him because he never loved anyone the way he loved you before because he really couldn’t. Having that type of bond just does that shit to you.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
• You baby Atsushi and give him stickers when he does a good job and praise him which makes Dazai whine which is annoying af 🤠
• “Belladonna, where’s my stickers. I want sooooome-!”
• You said you’d give him stickers and praises when he gets actual work done and omg, Dazai? Doing? Work??
• You’ve earned Kunikida’s respect 😩🤌
• Dazai puts the stickers all over his desk to “keep them forever”. Which doesn’t last long because Kunikida got tired of looking at his desk and scraped the stickers off. Dazai literally had a toddler fit and you got many noise complaints. You were forced to buy a bunch of sticker books to replace the stickers that were thrown away. Needless to say, Kunikida never touched Dazai’s desk again, no matter how dirty.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
• A buzzkill like Kunikida, he wants a partner he’ll actually enjoy being around. He doesn’t want to be scolded for every single thing he does.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
• He’s a wild sleeper and a sleep talker, so be prepared to wake up one day with his body on top of yours smothering you and him mumbling about kicking Chuuya’s “leprechaun ass” because he took his lucky charms.
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Helloooww againnnnn xD
Thank you so much for taking my request before (arthur mc switch place). Sooo i wanna request again if you have timeeee xD
About young mc was a mischievous kid, problem child and often got spanked by her mom back then. So i wanna request the scenario of mc suddenly become a little girl and 12 of them will dealing with her shit*y mischievous behavior xD. Kinda wanna see they got tired and traumatic to have children xD
Thank you so much before and i love you so muchhhhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
this was so much fun to write! and sorry it was late! I was busy with school work and the first draft got deleted. so had to rewrite it from the scratch. T-T. wrote it long as a compensation! Enjoy the reading! And second request from the same person! Love you too❤💕
word count: 2K.
The sun rose in the east and dyed the streets of 19th century France in it’s orange hue. Sebastian went to wake MC up as she didn’t wake up yet.
*rap rap* “MC! wake up! It’s morning already!” , he knocked MC bedroom’s door for sometime and yet, there was no answer from the other side. Worried, he went to comte and grabbed the spare keys to MC’s room.
He went inside and searched for mc. But when she couldn’t be found anywhere, he called for comte and Leonardo. Hearing his calls, Leo and comte immediately came running into the room, only to find a small girl child, fast asleep amidst the silky bedsheets.
The three men looked at each other before Leonardo gently picked up the girl in his arms. A crescent smile crawled on to their lips at the sight of the little girl.
Comte took the girl from Leonardo's arms and put her on his hip, wrapping an arm around her little waist.
"who is this little girl? Where did MC go?" Comte asked looking around the room.
The girl woke up from her slumber due to all voices and movements. The three men stared at her. " Hey Leo, why do I get a feeling that this little girl is MC? her eyes look the same as our mc..ow!" Comte cried in pain while speaking as MC was pulling his blonde locks of hair painfully.
Leo laughed at Comte and Sebastian quietly snickered before composing himself and spoke" M.comte, I think we should explain the situation to residents too."
"You're right Sebastian. I shall inform them. " Comte said, finally freeing his hair from MC's grip.
MC was giggling to herself loudly.
(Aand mama Comte and papa Leonardo mode have been activated )
All the residents stared at the new arrivals in the dining hall.
" Goodness Comte! When did you become father? Congratulations on becoming father of 13 members!" Arthur spoke from one end of the table with a mischievous grin.
"stop it Arthur. I am no one's father. And this little girl here is our MC. Looks like she took something that changed her into her childhood self". Comte said with a little frown as he took his seat.
"oh really!? MC is so cute! Come here little girl!" Vincent aka the gentle angel took her from Comte and sat her on the table. "Do you want bread lil doll?" Vincent asked, giving her the baguette.
MC threw the baguette on the other side of the table ( I can hear the sound of Comte's breaking heart seeing his favorite dish being thrown away XD. )
The baguette smacked Mozart's face and a disappointed sigh was heard from him ." It's only morning and I have to deal with little MC's ruckus? She already causes enough trouble in original form.." Mozart said.
"Mama! Papa! Give me chocolates!" MC went to Comte and tugged at his cloak with her little hands.
"wait! Why the hell is she calling you mama and papa!?" Theo asked with a surprised tone to which Leonardo replied with a shrug and laugh.
“sebastian? can you buy her some chocolates? “ comte asked. Sebastian immediately went into the town. 
"You're soo cute Toshiko- little mc! I want to squish you in my arms!" Dazai said as he poked her cheeks and suddenly, a shrill scream of pain escaped his mouth. " Ahh~! Why did you bite my hand !? " Dazai screamed again looking at the red bite mark appearing on his fingers.
"No one touches mc!" Mc squealed and jumped on to the floor and began running. "Catch me if you can!" Mc ran out of the dining room and disappeared into the gardens.
Arthur, Vincent and Napoleon were soon on their feet searching for mc. "Now, where did this sneaky little girl go?!" Arthur said, wiping the sweat beads on his forehead. That's when the three heard heard the adorable giggles of a child.
They saw mc, covered in mud from tip to toe and Arthur's and Theo's dogs running and playing with her.
"Gotcha!" "Ahh~ Arthur! Hehee!" Mc squealed and wriggled , trying to escape from Arthur's grasp.
"hey! W-what are you doing?!" Arthur exclaimed suddenly as he found himself getting covered in dirt by mc. " Wowee! Noe Arthur us dirty! Napoleon! Shoo him away and throw him in the bath"
"Go and freshen up Arthur. I'll take care of her" Napoleon told Arthur and sent him into the mansion.
" Napoleon! Bend down! Bend down! Gimme a piggy back ride! "
"wai- woah!!" Napoleon was surprisingly pulled down by MC by his Cape.
And that's how MC had a whole tour of mansion with Napoleon as her personal horse.
The sun rose further into the sky and soon it was afternoon. All the vampires gathered at the dining table including Shakespeare, who was invited for lunch by Vincent.
Shakespeare heard the giggles of a child. "Why doth I hear the giggles of a child in thy mansion Comte? " Shakespeare asked searching for the source of the voice.
"our MC has turned into a child Will. Those giggles are of our MC." Vincent explained what had happened from the morning.
" oh- looks like destiny has strange ways of entertaining herself.." Shakespeare murmured to no one and called out for MC.
"Shakespeare! You're here. I have some stories for you. Do you want to listen?" Mc asked running into the dining hall.
"what may those stories be little Angel?" Shakespeare asked, making her sit in the chair next to his.
" Do you know, Theo has sweet tooth secretly. He even fills his entire pancakes with sugar syrup! He dips everything he finds in sugar syrup.! And he wants Vincent  to love only him!”
"oi little Hondje ! What do you think you're blabbering about?!" Theo rose from his seat, as he stopped  eating his sugar syrup dipped pan cakes. XD .
"Vincent! Protect me from your darling brother!" MC said hiding behind Shakespeare and sticking her tongue out at Theo.
The mansion reverberated with the laughter of residents as she went on and on telling her stories , which had some of the most embarrassing stories of residents and had left residents with burning cheeks.
After lunch, Theo called little mc and took her out into the town along with his dog King. “ MC! come here! Don’t go wandering off!” Theo was having hard time catching mc and looking after his King at the same time.
“THEO! Come here! You must see this! It’s so cute!!” MC approached Theo and dragged him by his arm. Theo turned to stone as soon as he saw what had caught the sight of mc. “Theo! Theo? ...Hello..Theo!” MC shook Theo by his arm and Theo immediately looked down at her with a flustered gaze,” Why would you want to show me a cat?! You little rascal!” Theo bent down to reach mc’s height. “Oh.. Are you afraid of cats? I’m sorry! I didn’t know that.. but! OH! I gotta tell this to all the members!”
“Don’t you dare!” Theo now ran after MC as she sped off towards mansion. Her mischief kept all the residents on high alert their toes and they didn’t even realize it was evening.
When mc was roaming through the corridors, she found Leonardo fast asleep near the library doors again and  a sudden idea popped in her mind. She woke up Leonardo and gave him a glass of water. “ Leo! I thought you might be thirsty. So I brought you a glass of water!”
Unable to resist her puppy dog eyes, he took a sip of water, only to spit it out the next instant .” What did you mix in this cara mia?!”
“uh-oh! I think  I mixed the salt without my knowledge. Thank you for saving my tongue Leo!” mc said laughing and ran off into the corridors.
Sebastian was in kitchen, cooking dinner  when he felt his waistcoat being tugged. “ Hey, peasant! Bow down to the queen! “ MC posed as a queen with crown stolen taken from comte’s room. “ Your lovely highness, I’m afraid you’re not a queen yet. But the princess of this mansion does deserve a treat. Here” Sebastian told as he kept a chocolate bar in her mouth. A sweet moan escaped her mouth as the chocolate melted in her mouth. “ Yours truly is satisfied peasant! You may continue your work!” MC said as she went off, still chewing off the chocolate in her mouth.
“It looks as if looking MC is much harder than all the 11 vampires combined together..” he sighed as he murmured to himself.
after sometime:
Isaac heard a soft knock on his door and he opened it, and found little mc with her hands behind her back and mischief dancing in her eyes. “I am here to give you this” MC said with a smile as she gave him  a paper. A sour face was made by Isaac as soon as he saw the paper she gave. “What is this?! Not you too!” Isaac cried out as he saw the drawing of Isaac saying, “I love apples” and many more drawings related to apples.
“OH MC! COME HERE!” Isaac shouted as MC ran away, laughing loudly on her way. The residents heard the commotion and came outside, only to find Isaac with a flustered gaze and panting heavily. “Who told mc about apples and me?! Now even she joined in Arthur’s cult!” Isaac told everyone and everyone burst out laughing.
Comte called her into his room and sate her in the chair across him as he asked,” Cherie? Here you go , I bought this for you. “ Comte said as he gave her the new dresses and chocolates.
“ aah!! Comte! thank you so much!! You’re my mama!!” Mc squealed as she hugged comte’s knees.  She stretched out her hand and told, “mama! say aah!” comte opened his mouth and soon found out that she had given him a chocolate. He took her into his arms and sat her on his lap, kissing her nose and forehead affectionately.
After dinner:
MC was on the couch yawning  and scrunching her eyes when comte and Mozart found her. “Are you sleepy cherie? Would you like to sleep?” Comte asked, bending down. “Yes..” “ I shall play a lullaby then. Will you listen to it MC? “ . “yeah...” mc yawned again.
Mozart told comte to follow him into his music room with mc. Mozart began playing  lullaby as soft as the wind chimes in the windy night on his piano. Comte ran his fingers through the hairs of mc as he watched her fall asleep, with her head in his lap with a smile on his face. ‘could this day get any better?’ he thought to himself as continued petting her head.
After MC fell asleep, he carried her gently in  a princess carry into the hall where everyone is gathered.
“Is she asleep?” everyone looked at mc’s sleeping face with adoration as Napoleon asked. “ I can’t believe she has the nerve to sleep after keeping us on our feet the entire day.” Theo sighed .
“ I do agree..she’s such a handful kid.. But it is the most refreshing day and most adorable thing I’ve ever seen”  Arthur said, stretching his hands above his head and laughed.
“I can’t believe one of the most feared emperor  ended up becoming a personal horse for a little girl” napoleon said rubbing his still aching back and shoulders.
“Does anyone want to have a kid here in the mansion?” Sebastian asked with a curious gaze.
“No! Having mc already in her original form is enough to us. She’s just like a big grown up baby. “ Leonardo said with a smile.
“I’m so glad that everyone thinks of MC the same way” Comte said laughing.
“We all are tired today due to her. Let’s call it a day guys..” Everyone retired to their own rooms and comte put her to sleep in her room before going to his room.
Next day, mc was back in her own form with no memories of the previous day. But everyone kept their mouths sealed for they wanted to hide their smile whenever they saw her and were mesmerized by her innocence.
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could we have mc falling down the stairs and getting a concussion with ikevamp pls?
I got ya! Sorry it took this long...
Comte
you where at a party with Comte
 while he talked to guests you excused yourself and walked outside
on the way out you  accidentally ran into a man
he helped you up, you apologized and continued walking
you reached the front door and stepped outside
suddenly a very angry lady burst outside and came right at you
“ Why where you talking to me husband!” you looked at her, a little confused
“ Well, I bumped into him and I had to apologize. That’s the right thing to do. Non?”
“ You’re lying!” “ Listen here I already have a boyfriend. And he’s the most loving, caring, kind-hearted, sweet person I have ever met! Why the hell would I go talking to your husband!” “ You lying little bi**h. I know you want to steal him away. I can’t let that happen. No hard feelings right?”
she looked at you, her words dripping with venom and before you could react she pushed you down the stairs.
you fell and hit your head hard  on one of the steps
you heard a commotion at the top of the stair and you where pretty sure you saw a golden figure bend over you, but you blacked out
when you woke up you realized you where back home in your bed
you looked over to your right and saw a very tired looking Comte smiling down at you
you felt guilty so you apologized
he combed your hair and reassured you that everything’s fine and he isn’t mad at you
he was super worried but he won’t let it show for your sake
Oh yessssss some nice juicy drama * faints because of my own work*
Leonardo
uuuuuuuh this man will have a heart attack
you where walking around town, when you came across this huge library
you were super exited about it so Leo decided to walk you around
you two had a blast
you where mesmerized at the millions of old books inside
When you found something interesting you would bounce up and down like the adorable little dork you where and Leo would chuckle, loving every second of it
when it was time to leave you skipped out followed by Leo
you where walking down the stairs explaining about modern libraries when you slipped and fell backwards hitting your head on the step
Leo couldn’t catch you
the last thing you remember is Leonardo’s worried face
you woke up in your bed
you looked around the room
suddenly you felt the blanket shift a bit
as you lifted it Lumiere crawled out
he nudged your cheek and curled up beside you
you pet him for a while and then got up
“ OUCh! Oh Cara mia you’re awake
yup he fell asleep right next to your bed on the floor
you giggled and gently tugged him up and into the bed
you cuddled for a solid 2 hours
Arthur
it was winter
you where walking home after a case
you where talking and laughing
but the ground was icy and as you where walking by the entrance to a building you pointed at something and accidentally slipped
Arthur was looking at what you pointed at when he heard a dull thump a groan and a horrible crack
he whirled around only to see you on the ground, knocked out and a small stream of blood was flowing from your cheek
he immediately scooped you up and ran, all the while beating himself up for not catching you
you woke up in your bed
Arthur was passed out on the bed next to you
you realized your head was bandaged, you had a band-aid on your cheek and your arm was in a sling
when he felt you stir Arthur woke up and hugged you
turns out you blocked most of the fall with your hand so you didn’t break your head, and managed to get away with a concussion, but your left arm payed the price because now it was broken
This doctor was worried sick
Theo
Theoooooo mah boi
you just finished up at one of Theo’s art exhibition? displays? showcases? i don’t know, just imagine the correct version here
he had just made a really good deal and he was visibly happy
you two chatted as you walked outside
as you reached the bottom and where standing there waiting for a carriage, a rabid dog jumped out of the bush and attacked you knocking you to the ground
Theo couldn’t catch you he was to busy getting the dog to leave
you hit your head on the last step really hard and within a few moments you lost conciseness
You woke up in your bed the next day (or so you thought)
Theo was sitting next to you holding your hand
he pulled you into a tight hug
“ Silly Y/N scarring me like this.”
you broke free from his bear hug, only to pull your lover into a passionate kiss
when you pulled away he stared  into your eyes
Theo’s not the type to convert his emotions into words he prefers actions and the way he’s looking at you now melts your heart and you know how much he worried about you
“Thank you for taking care of me Theo. I’m a little sleepy now but can you stay a while” he snorted “ Wasn’t  a day and a half enough for you” buuut he’s a cutie so he crawled into bed with you and held you close as you fell asleep
*Me writing a part for Theo*: yes yes let’s make Theo’s favorite animal into the villain of this. ok and then let’s traumatize him by making you sleep for a long time. AAAAHHHHAHAHAHA I’m so evil. Ok so now that i have that out of my system let’s make this the sappiest of them all. OML I LOVE HIM
Dazai
Dazai and you where walking from the gazebo after *caught* things *caught*
no I’m kidding you had a tea party and  made rhymes about little dolls and bird and playgrounds
you cute little dorks I love you so much
Sebas was watering the plants there a few minutes ago and it got onto the steppes
Dazai was busy making ridiculously stupid dad jokes and you where laughing your head off
sadly you didn’t notice the puddle and slipped on it banging your head on the step
the last thing you remember was Dazai wrapping his arms around you and lifting you up whispering “ I got you little bird”
you woke up in your bed in the evening
Dazai was right next to you stroking your hair
“ Good morning, Toshiko-san!” you couldn’t help but laugh
Dazai was worried about you but he likes to live his life by the saying: Laughter is the best medicine
Vincent
you when to a church because Vincent wanted to paint it
however once he finished most of it he decided it was missing something
something that could immediately turn any plain picture into a beautiful masterpiece
you 
he asked you to model and you gladly agreed
you sat on the steppes and let Vincent paint you
once he was finished you jumped up and started hurrying down the stairs to see how it looked
unfortunately you slipped on one of the worn down steps and fell back banging you head and blacking out
Vincent saw this and rushed up to you
he was beside himself
he already has trouble dealing with emotions, and he just saw your life flash before his eyes
baby boy is traumatized
he picked you up and since he couldn’t carry it ditched the paining and ran to the nearest carriage
you woke up with Vincent by your side
he held your hand and smiled gently
“You’re awake thank God!”
you asked about the painting and he said he just left it there
needles to say you felt horrible so you asked if you could go back
he laughed saying it’s probably gone but complied
surprisingly the painting was still there
Napoleon
you where fencing
it was all fun and games
you would try your best and Leon would disarm you with ease
sometimes he would let you win by dropping the foil very obviously and saying something stupid like Oh no nunuce you got me again
either way it would always result in him picking you up and tickling you
at one point you where standing near the stairs
you where trying to disarm him and didn’t notice them
you stepped back and tripped and fell hitting your head on one of the stairs
the former emperor of France felt his blood chill 
he had never seen something scarier then you passed out on the stairs
in a flash he was by your side scooped you up and ran into the house
you woke up a few hours later and sitting right next to you, squeezing your hand like there is no tomorrow, was Napoleon
Honestly he looked like he had aged 50 years
but as son as you made eye contact all that  disappeared as if it wasn’t even there to begin with
He hugged you and semi scolded you for being a nunuce and scaring him
Jean
My apology for this one instead of stairs I used a horse. Also based on a true story, sorta. I didn’t have Jean.😢😂
soldier boy
so you where riding with Jean one day
you loved these little outings
the way the wind whipped your hair and the landscape rushed past you as you rode into the sunset
romantic I know
but you have to remember that this also has it’s dangers...
that day you stayed out a bit longer then usual
the sun had already set when you decided it was time to go
so  you started making your way back through the dark forest
 suddenly a fox dashed across the rode and scared your horse
it reared and trashed an threw you off it’s back
you hit your head and blacked out
you woke up the next morning in Jean’s bed
he himself sat beside you
he had his eye patch off and he had bags under his eyes
it was clear he stayed up all night ( he was that worried)
you felt guilty
you got up and hugged him against your chest  caressing his hair
he sighed “ I was so worried about you mademoiselle“
you giggled at the name “ I’m sorry monsieur“
he looked up at you lovingly, deep purple eyes shining
he reached up to cup your cheek as you threaded your hand through his hair and you both met in a passionate kiss
Me: YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!!!!! *sigh* I have lost my mind i case you haven’t noticed
Mozart
tsundere baby
Mozart had just finished one of his performances
and of coarse he killed it
since the place was not that far from the mansion you decided to walk to spare Mozart’s stomach
you where walking and you spotted something you stopped and excitedly pointed at it
Mozart rolled his eyes and kept going “You already have a plushie”
you playfully pouted but ran to catch up to him
suddenly a carriage rolled past you really close and scared you
you lost you balance and fell, hitting your head on the steppes of the building on your right
 Mozart wheeled around and saw you on the ground
he cursed himself for not being next to you,
he quickly picked you up and ran
You woke up the next day
Mozart was right next to you
“ This is why I hate carriages”
you burst out laughing and hugged him
he hugged you back and then slowly placed you back onto the bed
he then knelt down and brought up a bag and placed on your lap
you looked into the bad and in it was the plushie you where looking at before the accident
“ I thought it might make you feel better” the blush was visible on his cheeks
“ Oh, Mozart!” you threw your arms around him yet again “ I love it. I love you.” He buried his face in the crook of your neck, breathing in your scent “I love you too”
Isaac
you where at the university
Isaac had finished his lectures and was surprised to see you there
or at least that was what he thought he looked like in actuality
he was flustered, and was stuttering, palm sweating a little
the kids (let’s call them that ok, they’re babies compared to Isaac anyway) got a kick out of that and where snickering in the background  
you where standing on the steppes when a little girl, who you figured was someones sibling came rushing up to you
now you where standing facing each other and this girl came in between the two of you pushing you in the process
you lost your balance and hit your head on the railing of the stairs and then crumpled to the ground
all you heard was screams and then nothing
you woke up that evening and the second you opened your eyes Isaac had you wrapped up in his arms and was holding you against his chest
“ Do you have any idea how worried I was! Thank God you’re awake”
you cupped his cheek and pulled him into a kiss
once you pulled away you smiled up at the now very flustered Isaac
“ Thank you for taking care of me Isaac!”
he mumbled a ‘you’re welcome’
you laughed and hugged him
Sebastian
so the two of you cuties where grocery shopping
you where finishing up and walking out laughing and talking
all of a sudden you heard screams from inside the store
you turned around only to see a man running at you at full speed
you didn’t have time to react
he knocked into you and sent your stuff flying and you tumbling down the stairs
you hit your head hard
the last thing you remember was Sebastian desperately calling your name
you woke up in your room and Sebastian pulled you into a hug and kissed you deeply
nah just kidding
*flick*Don’t ever do that again” “ DID YOU JUST FLICK MY FOREHEAD?!
he smiled sweetly and kissed your forehead right where he flicked it
“I’m saying this because I was worried about you” “ Well that changes things”
you both laughed and then you cuddled
bless Comte for giving Sebas the rest of the day off so you could cuddle
William Shookspear
You where actually on stage
From the start of your relationship Will knew you loved acting
So one day he decided to let you audition and you got the main part
shocker 
jkjk you where a great actress
 The play began and you killed it
absolutely blew everyone away
at the end you rushed backstage to meet your boyfriend
he was there smiling at you
it was honestly the sweetest, brightest smile you had ever sen him give you
you rushed down the steppes, but your dress got caught in a nail and yanked you back
you lost your balance and fell backwards
you immediately lost consciousness
you woke up in his room
he was sitting beside you with a worried expression
he asked if you where feeling alright and when you said you felt fine he let out a sigh of relief
“ Did I do good Will?” you asked timidly
he smiled brushed back your hair and planted a kiss to your forehead
“ You where amazing”
That’s it! I really hope you enjoyed! Stay safe out there!
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bungou-stray-dingus · 4 years
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ooh i have another one, could you do one for dazai and chuuya where their s/o has a young face, like they're 20 but look like they're 16, what would they think of it. and when people give them weird looks because they think s/o is not legal yet. how would they handle the situation? thank you luvv p.s write this only if ur comfortable 💕💕
ZOOWEE MOMMA!!! THIS IS CUTE!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Dazai
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Whenever he remembered the first time he actually talked to you, he can’t help but laugh. You had started working at the Agency, and he could feel you staring at him the entire time, obviously his good looks had charmed you, who wouldn’t be absolutely stunned by his beautiful face.
“H-Hello, my name is-��� You had started, holding out your hand to shake his. Your nervousness was absolutely precious, he wanted to just pinch your cheeks.
“Sorry, but you’re too young for me. Maybe you should try talking to Kenji... or Kyōka.” He tried to brush you off, swiveling around in his chair to turn back to his desk.
“Excuse me?” You said, spinning his chair around to face you again. You placed your hands on the armrests of his chair, leaning closer to get in his face. “First, I was coming over to say hi to you. Second, I’m twenty one, so don’t pull that shit with me.” You stood back up, turning to walk away. Then you stopped, turning to look at him over your shoulder. “Oh, and third, you’re an asshole.” You shot him a smile before walking over to where Ranpo, Yosano, and Tanizaki were huddling around Ranpo’s desk. It was in that moment when he knew he wanted you, and he would have you at any cost, he would make you his.
“Dazai, it’s time to wake up.” You said, standing over him as he laid in bed, wrapped up in the blankets. He opened one eye to look at you and immediately started laughing.
“Did you miss the bus again?” He teased and you groaned, throwing your hands up in the air. He pulled you down on top of him, covering your face with sloppy morning kisses as you weakly fought back. “Aww, don’t hate me. I can’t help but tease you.” His wide grin softened into your favorite smile. “I’m sorry.” He said, pulling your face to his so he could kiss you.
He followed you out into the kitchen and you handed him a cup of coffee as he sat down at the table. “So... did you... do your homework?” He said, sending himself into another fit of laughter.
“Will you shut up. I don’t even look that young!” You said, rolling your eyes as he doubled over. “I don’t!” You said louder, trying to talk over the sound of his laugh.
“I mean... you do. But it’s cute, and I love it. I know you’re a big girl now.” He said, and even when he was trying to be serious he made it seem like a joke. You sighed in defeat as you slipped on your coat and headed for the door.
“Are you coming into work today, or do you want me to tell Kunikida that you’re sick again?” You asked and he scratched his head, thinking for a bit about what he should do. As he looked you over, he came to the conclusion that he couldn’t just let you leave the house looking as gorgeous as you do in your cute little skirt and button up shirt that you left unbuttoned at the top.... nope, he’s going to work today.
“I’m coming, wait for me though.” He said, finishing the rest of his coffee and hopping out of his chair to run into the bedroom to get dressed.
“Dazai, hurry up, we’re gonna miss the bus!” You called back to him. You only had ten minutes before the bus would get there, then you’d have to wait another thirty minutes for the next one to come through.
“HA!” You heard him bust out laughing again. You had dug yourself into that one, so you couldn’t even complain.
It was one thing for him to tease you about your younger features, you knew that he was just joking. He adored you, he thought you were absolutely precious, especially when you would get that adorable little scowl whenever he teased you. He would pinch your cheeks and rub his nose against yours as he “awwww’d” at how cute you were.
It was completely different when he and you were out on dates, or just casually strolling down the street, hand in hand, or his arm protectively wrapped around your waist. Stares from passerby when they saw how young you looked, they would grimace and mumble under their breath about how wrong it was for the two of you to be together. Dazai would usually just shake his head, planting a kiss to your forehead as he pulled you closer to him. They didn’t know your age, and they could judge the two of you all they wanted, he knew how old you were, and as long as the two of you loved each other thats all that mattered to him. They could say whatever they wanted, they could think all they wanted to, it wasn’t going to make or break your relationship.
Only when someone would come up to you, asking if you were okay would Dazai finally get irritated. It was especially aggravating when they would call you little girl, or ask if you needed help. He saw how uncomfortable it made you, and he worried that maybe you’d end the relationship just so that you didn’t have to put up with those people anymore.
“The only person who needs help is you.” Dazai would say, and the concerned citizen would turn to look at him. They would begin scolding him as you fumbled to pull your ID out of your wallet to show the person that you were older than you looked.
“Oh... oh. I’m so sorry... she just....” The person would stutter, tripping over their words as they apologized profusely for intruding.
“Sure, sure. Now, may we get back to our date?” He’d say, forcing a smile as the person nods and walks away quickly. He’d put on an act that the persons words didn’t irk him, but you could see that they did. He’d be in a kind of daze for a while, staring off into the distance as you talked, knowing that he wasn’t listening, but it filled the empty air around you.
Once you’d get back home he would unwind, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you down onto the couch with him. Their words were meaningless to him when he had you close, nestling his face into the crook of your neck, whispering sweet nothings, his lips brushing against your skin.
After he got his fill of sweetness though, he’d sit straight up, pulling his arm out from underneath your head. “Oh shit... do you have homework to do?”
“Oh fuck off!”
Chuuya
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Chuuya was conflicted when he first saw you. You were absolutely flawless, but you were too young, he knew it. You would always flash him the sweetest smile, wiggling your fingers to wave at him as you walked past in the hallways. He’d drop his head and walk faster to hide his blushing face, completely ignoring you.
He couldn’t handle it much longer though, he had to talk to someone.
“Kouyou, I don’t know what to do... Y/N, I can’t like her. I can’t.” He groaned, it hurt him to say the words out loud.
“Oh... why not?” Kouyou asked, confused by Chuuya’s strange confession.
“She’s too young. But she’s gorgeous. I can’t even look at her, it makes me feel awful.” When Kouyou started laughing he was hurt, why would she laugh about this? He’s pouring his feelings out to her, which is a rarity for him. He trusted her to listen to him, and all she could do was laugh? “Never mind, forget about it.”
“Well, you shouldn’t feel too bad about it, considering she’s your age. Don’t worry, we all thought the same thing when she came in. She just looks young.” She smiled to him before leaving him with his newfound hope.
The next time you smiled and waved to him, he returned the gesture. You looked shocked at first, which made him feel slightly guilty. He started up conversations with you, then started asking you to go out for lunch with him. It took a while for him to finally build the courage to actually ask you out, but when he did, he felt like the luckiest man in the world when you said yes.
“Babe, you don’t need so much makeup, you’re perfect without it.” He commented, standing in the doorway of the bedroom as you applied a thick line of eyeliner. Sure, you looked stunning with makeup, but he thought you looked just the same without it.
“Thank you, but I need it. At least if I do it right I won’t look so young.” You said, eyeing him through the mirror.
“I don’t think that’s a problem. Most woman try to make themselves look younger, you were blessed with it naturally.” You watched as he made his way across the room, standing behind you as you both looked at yourself in the mirror. “But if the makeup makes you feel better, I won’t tell you to stop.” He kissed your cheek before walking out of the room.
He didn’t mind that you looked younger than you were considering the fact that he was shorter than most men his age. He never teased you for it, he knew it bothered you although he couldn’t quite understand why you acted as if it were a curse. He waited patiently for you to leave the bedroom, and couldn’t hide his smile when you came out bare faced. “Ahh, there she is. No makeup today?” He asked, and you shook your head.
“Apparently my baby face is a blessing, and I guess I should just accept it. Plus I messed up my eyeliner and I didn’t have the patience to fix it or redo it so...” You chuckled under your breath.
“Well I love your baby face, as you call it. Although, I think of it more as an angel face.” He said, pushing himself off the couch to walk over to where you were standing. He held your face in his hands, shaking his head as he stared at you way too long.
“W-what?” You asked nervously.
“You’re just.... so beautiful. I’m glad you weren’t underage.” He said and then quickly corrected himself. “Wait... like... you know... because I was worried that you weren’t an adult yet because-“
“Just... I’ll take it. Don’t explain it.” You said, kissing him lightly on the lips to keep him quiet. “Should we go now?” You asked and he nodded, wanting nothing more than to forget about the stupidity of his own words.
Sure, he was happy that you were older than eighteen, he just wasn’t very good at phrasing things properly, especially when he was looking at you, he turned into a blabber mouth, his mouth working faster than his brain.
Not many people question your relationship, mainly because the one time someone did he absolutely lost it. He had taken you out for lunch when the two of you had a break from work, a concerned man came over asking if you were alright.
“Why would she not be alright?” Chuuya snapped, and you shot him a look telling him to be quiet for a second. He groaned and folded his arms across his chest as you began talking.
“I’m absolutely fine, sir. Why do you ask?” You were polite, a drastic change from Chuuya’s brash reaction.
“Well, I just don’t want a pretty young girl like you.... to be put in any dangerous situations.... you know.” The man said, his eyes moving quickly between you and Chuuya. “I know that girls sometimes-“
“Hold the hell up. What are you talking about?” Chuuya cut the man off, and for once he looked genuinely confused. Even you weren’t quite sure what the man was talking about.
“What school do you go to? Do your parents know that you’re here?” The man ignored Chuuya’s question, still staring at you and you couldn’t help but laugh at his question.
“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Chuuya groaned.
“Sir, you must be confused. I’m older than you think I am.” You said and the man shook his head.
“Is he making you lie?” The man was more serious now and you looked to Chuuya from the corner of your eye. “You can come with me, I can help you.” He reached his hand out and Chuuya quickly smacked the mans hand away.
“Look buddy, she’s fine. I think the one that needs help is you. I’m gonna give you five seconds to back away from her before you regret even coming over here.” Chuuya said, standing up to face the man.
“Is this how you intimidate the young girls? Guys like you make me sick.” The man said, finally turning to look down at Chuuya. He had an obvious height advantage, but you knew Chuuya’s power could kill the man. You saw his hands twitch, his body was trembling with anger.
“Y/N, back up.” Chuuya growled, and you sighed, knowing you wouldn’t be able to stop him now. You grabbed your bag and got up from your chair, moving to the other side of the small cafe.
You were too far away to hear anymore of their talking, but it didn’t take long for Chuuya to send the man flying across the room.
He met you next to the door, wrapping his arm around your waist as you left the cafe. You were quiet for a bit, and he didn’t say much either until you got back to the tall building.
“You couldn’t have just walked away?” You asked, and he shook his head, shutting his office door after the two of you walked in.
“No, I’m not gonna let some mother fucker like that think he can just keep assuming shit like that. No. He deserved that.” He was pacing the floor of his office and you sat down in the couch that faced his desk. “Just because you look young? That’s stupid. You said you weren’t... Ugh.”
“Calm down. It’s over now anyway. We’re gonna have to find somewhere else for lunch though.” He looked over to you on the couch as you twirled a strand of your hair around your finger. “What?”
“You’re just upset that we can’t go there for lunch breaks?” He asked and you shrugged.
“It was pretty good. It was close too.” You said, shrugging again.
“Wow, you are as childish as you look.” He said as he made his way around to his desk, sitting down to start his paperwork.
“Wow.”
“But... you’re not a child, hence why that guy went flying.” He didn’t even look up from his paperwork to see your reaction.
“Can I go back to work now?” You asked, already standing by the door, your hand on the doorknob.
“Of course. Do I get a kiss first though?” He finally looked up to see you next to the door.
“No. You get to find a new cafe for us to go to.” You winked and opened the door, blowing him a kiss which he over dramatically pretended to catch.
“I’ll see you after I’m done all this.” He waved his hands over the paperwork on his desk and you nodded before shutting the door.
No one even dared to come near you or Chuuya while you were out for lunch anymore, even at the new cafe that he found (since he was banned from ever going to the previous cafe where he destroyed many chairs and a table with another mans body). You were his ADULT girlfriend, who just so happened to have the most precious face that looked young. If someone wanted to question your relationship he wouldn’t have a problem launching someone else across a room though, he loved you, and he knew you were self conscious about how young you looked. He wasn’t just going to sit around and let people keep bringing it up because they’re trying to “help you”. He already has a list of cafe’s in the area though, just in case he gets banned again.
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dazaii-sann · 3 years
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DAZAI x READER FANFICTION: ONE-SHOT [APRIL 1ST]
"Good job, (Y/N)!" An enclosed space was engulfed by loud applauses. The place is full of light, artificial lights to be exact. Pieces of green cloth hang over the whole area, painting it with an eye-irritating hue.
You're in a studio, and apparently, one of the well-renowned networks in the country.
A big, fat man approached you with a satisfied smile. "As expected from a great actress like you, (Y/N)! For sure this project will be a hit."
A hearty chuckle escaped out of your lips. "You're giving me so much credit, director." "Well, you deserve all of it anyway."
And yes, you heard him. You're a famous actress working under a famous studio network. Nice, right?
"We're about to throw a big celebration for this project's success. You've got to join us. You're the star of this show!"
"Uh… I guess we should not celebrate too early. It might get jinxed." You jokingly replied to the director's kind invitation. "But kidding aside, I can't join you today."
"Hmm… Let me guess. It's because of your boyfriend?"
"Yes! I'm about to meet him now. In fact, he's going to fetch me up here." Your tone changed slightly but every person in their right mind can conclude that you're quite excited. Well, sorry, you can't help it.
"Okay then, I won't force you. We're working on this project for quite some time so you've got barely enough time to spend with him."
You bade your farewell to the director and the other production staff and immediately head towards the studio's entrance.
From afar, you saw a figure of a man. He's quite tall, like a looming tower from the distance. His unkempt brown hair looks good with his refined face.
The mere appearance of his makes your lips stretch upwards, forming a smile. It's been a while since you've seen each other. How long has it been? A week or two perhaps?
"Osamu!" Your hands wave on their own, trying to catch his attention.
His grayish-brown eyes met yours. Up until this point, you had never thought that you're going to miss his captivating, brown orbs sitting near his face's corners.
Not only his eyes but his everything.
  That body covered in bandages.
The way his tall, slender figure protects you whenever you're in danger.
The way his arms cradle your body to give you warmth every single cold night.
How much you've missed those simple things? It reaches the point where every fiber of your soul just wants to experience those things again.
"(Y/N)-chan~!" His body that was once leaning on the wall stood upright. He unfolded his hands and went straight to you.
No, it's much more appropriate if we used the term "and he threw himself in your arms, giving you a tight embrace, in which, you've reciprocated."
"Let's go?" He lends his hands, and you accepted it.
After that tiresome week, your heart is finally at rest. Under the moonlight, you, together with your boyfriend, Dazai Osamu, walked with hands intertwined with each other.
"So… How's work, (Y/N)?" He asked while you're headed to a cafe under the Armed Detective Agency's office.
"It's fun! I'm enjoying it a lot!"
"More than your time with me?" His lips formed a pout, getting jealous of such matter. You just laughed it off, causing him to whine once more.
"It's fun! I'm enjoying it a lot!"
Apparently, this statement is a lie.
Fun? Enjoying? This wants to make you laugh out a laugh and dismiss it as a bad joke. You're tired.
It's suffocating.
You want to escape.
You want to quit and go away from the spotlight.
Lately, it seems like you're losing sight of yourself. In exchange for your viewers' smiles, while watching your films, you had lost yours.
Every time you got a new role, you got terrified, because that person's characteristics might embed inside of you, dominating the real you.
And it’s terrifying.
You wanted to stay as yourself, for you, and for Dazai.
So, why can't you just tell him? As if you have the guts to do so.
Every time he watched your shows and films, his eyes flashed with amusement. He's so proud of you and your achievements as an actress.
Now, telling him that you wanted to quit the entertainment industry is quite risky.
His eyes scream "I'm so proud of you!"… You don't want to lose it. Never. So, you've got no other choice but to bear that burden alone.
"What's your role this time?" He asked again after realizing that you won't buy his 'fake jealousy' act.
"Please stop asking…" You wanted to say this but instead, you didn't even realize that you're telling him the gist of the story and your character. You're such an idiot, and you know that. "Well, I'm portraying a quiet, nerdy type of woman."
The very opposite of you, and you're afraid that you might adapt your character's identity while disposing of your own.
"Oh, really? How nice… I'm looking forward to it!"
His voice.
His eyes.
His everything clearly says that he wants you to stay in that harsh industry, that he's looking forward to your future job and roles.
It hurts. A lot.
With a forced smile, hoping that he won't notice how fake it was, you said, "Sure! Just watch me!"
 ***
  Upon reaching the cafe, he ordered your favorite coffee, as well as your dinner.
Your spoon stopped midair when a sudden flash of light and a shutter sound emerged into existence.
And it's all thanks to Dazai, holding your phone and taking a picture of you.
"Hey! Give it back to me!" Surprisingly, there's no resistance from him. It's quite weird but you just shrugged it off and continued eating anyway.
"Oh! I almost forgot!" Tapping the phone in hand, you immediately looked for your director's number to inform him of something work-related but you couldn't find it in your contact list. The studio's staffs' numbers were erased too!
There's only one person who can do such a thing. You don't need to be a member of the detective agency to figure that one out because the culprit is right before your eyes.
"What's the meaning of this, Osamu? If this is one of your silly pranks then it's not funny. I need my workmate's contac-"
"Do you really think that you can hide it from me?" The tone of his voice changed. Gone with his usual playful self. The Dazai Osamu sitting right across you became serious as a stone.
"H-huh? What do you mean?"
Instead of answering your question, he flashed his usual smile.
He's such an idiot. That smile won't do any good because it would totally blow out your cover.
That smile made you want to break, to complain, to rant, to cry like a lost child who's longing for an embrace.
Without a word, he stood and reached for your hand. "You want to escape, right? But at least, take me with you."
You then remembered today's date, April 1st. You can't help but to laugh. He can really saw through everything, your lies included.
"I guess April Fool's day is now my favorite day of the year." You said at the back of your mind before accepting your boyfriend's hand.
 -END-
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dear-yandere · 3 years
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—ask collection!
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a collection of mostly very old chats and sweet asks that i never got around to answering! thanks for the patience and love!! 
beware, fairly long post... woops....
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chat asks.
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darling: Eu-jin is best boy. Change my mind.
vanya: i am physically incapable of fulfilling that request, how dare you do that to me... i’m biased since he’s my own oc, but i would die for my (very best) boy eu-jin... who can resist such a gentle yandere that loves you so whole-heartedly?
that reminds me! he’s actually based off of kuroyuki and gekkamaru from the otome nightshade, so if you want similar characters by any chance, do check them and the game out ♡
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darling: I was watching the dub for Part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre adventure yesterday...Mista called himself Daddy and I like- sdfghjfgsdhnhnmj!! My heart can't take this--
vanya: WAIT HE DID???? i’m not even big on daddy kink and reading that made me go 😳 this is vital information to know... what episode was this??? for research purposes, of course. gotta perfect my yan! mista, after all~...
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darling: for yandere songs, have you heard of the major to minor covers by chase holfelder :O? the way he delivers the lyrics in some songs (betty, all i want for christmas), added with the key changes to minor, is really fantastic, and gives a stalker-ish vibe imo! and he's a really good singer in general
vanya: i have!! a good chunk of them are actually on my personal yandere playlist, so i end up hearing them frequently when i’m writing!! i haven’t been keeping up with his uploads recently, so ‘betty’ is completely new to me and just, wow???????????? this man is an absolute god send for us “romantic” horror fans... ♡
this ask gave me such a lovely idea, though, darling: assigning yandere types/mbti based off each of chase’s minor key covers. i think i’ll do that just for you. ♡
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darling @blossomiich​: I reread some of your old character interaction asks and saw the one with Jotaro hugging his Darling after a panic attack and the elephant seal plush reminded me of the iconic C H O N K Y ringed seal plushie that was kinda trending and I can totally imagine Jotaro having one of those >w< that's so adorable!
vanya: i honestly don’t remember that interaction, but then again i don’t remember most things hmghng so i looked it up and
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j...just imagine star plat hogging it and not letting joot cuddle with it 🥺 the duality of man...thank you for this cute image...
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darling: Umm, sorry for asking this. I'm just curious because of your bio language in your header. Are you Chinese too, perhaps?
vanya: no worries!! i’m mixed guyanese (indian, chinese, & possibly black and/or portuguese), but my family only celebrates (or rather, acknowledges?) our indian descent, since the majority of our family is predominantly east indian. 
my header is actually a quote from a danmei novel (and one of my all-time favorite fandoms), tiān guān cì fú (heaven’s official blessing)!
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darling genki stan anon: Omg you're writing for free now, i didn't expect that one lol. It's a cute show innit? Not a nagi stan but I feel like nagisa has that kinda unsnapped personality that would make him peak delusional yandere material lolol like oikawa but less threatening and without his head being up his own ass 😂. Hope you're doing well!! -gsa
Gdjsjs im such a fool, i think my last ask said something about not thinking you'd write for free when i literally just pointed out kisumi on your sideblog LMAO my bad 😅 😂 also ill hold back on the gen chan requests because ive already asked so many in the past! Thank you though 🥺. Also feel free not to post this, it can just dip into my onesided chats with my lil flower 💐 so long as you receive them im fine 😌 -genki stan anon
vanya: nagisa isn’t my favorite (kisumi is), but gods if he wouldn’t make a great yandere. honestly, out of the iwatobi boys, nagi is probably the most unhinged. i wouldn’t peg him as delusional, at least not at first; i think he’s very lucid and knows exactly what he wants and how to manipulate people in order to get it!!! kisumi is fairly similar now that i think about it... i might... have a type...
please feel free to send in gen-chan requests whenever you want!!!! i’m kinda super asocial, so it’ll take me a while to answer, but i love getting asks from you since you’re so sweet and excitable!!! your little flower reads and cherishes them all!! 🥺
also darling genki stan anon: Sorry for spamming you with asks hdjkdks, u dont even need to reply im just kinda brain empty venting here whether you recieve them or not 😂 i just needed to confess that while yes i am #1 gen simp, and he is undoubtedly my fave oc of yours but that Ilya tentacle smut had me very much so highkey kinda 👀, had to re read the genki oral style drabble to bring my head back. He dont even need to worry about luca bc that man a thot. I think therin is a thot too but like lowkey, a classy thót -gsa
vanya: omg i’ve kept this one for forever mnmghngh i might’ve even answered at some other point, now that i think about it... but i just 🥺 gosh i hope i find my muse soon, because i really wanna write you a genki fic 🥺 hhhh
the ilya tentacle smut was so in character for that boy... i have no clue how to write monsters, much less tentacles, but i’d honestly do anything for him 🙏 kinky russian boy...
therin is definitely a classy thot, the kind that only bangs the finest concubines then turns around and slut shames you for banging the very same prostitutes gbfmngnfg rules don’t apply to him, in his kingdom...wish that were me tbh ✊😔
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sweet asks.
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darling one: i've read almost all of your dazai and chuuya fics and i love them so much!! your formatting is also super aesthetic just a question, i saw on your kofi that you also draw so i was wondering if you drew all the header arts?? bc they're all super pretty :) have a great day!
darling two: Just wanted to say love the writing and the way your format your posts is so aesthetically pleasing. One day I hope my posts looks half as good as yours because I legit can't get over how pretty and organized it looks.
vanya: omg thank you so much!!!! one of my bffs, yue, is to thank for the formatting and aesthetic choices, really! if you wanna see more of her aesthetic formats and posts, she actually runs a few blogs! you may know her as @milkscafe​, formally @milkaaton! i adore her and her aes choices so much 🥺
as for the headers, i don’t draw 99.98% of them! i have drawn a couple, but they’re so few and far in between since i almost never finish my art wips haha... my older posts are lacking proper credits because i’m an absolute idiot, but i’m slowly working my way backwards to credit them all where possible! they’re all indeed super pretty!!!
have a great day yourself, my love!!
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darling: THEY’RE NOT BAD CONTENT, I LOVE THEM ALL
vanya: this was in response to a now-deleted lil blurb but i kept it in my inbox because i wanted to say i love u very much and seeing this ask each time i open my inbox makes my heart skip a beat ♡
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darling: Listen I love your writing, you inspired me to start it myself! I've always loved to write, and read of course but your style and concepts just stick with me. If you where to write something besides Yandere content/fandom content and started your own series? I would read the shit, out of it. I'm always nervous to interact with my favorite writers because you know, I'm afraid of the impression I'd leave but I just wanted to say this anyway! 💞💞💞🔫😳
vanya: wowowow fgfnmgnfmngfg that’s such a high compliment my brain just gmfnbgmnf go boom fogjfngnfg and thank you for the interaction, us writers truly appreciate it no matter how awkward or nervous you think you may be / come off!!!
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darling one: As a writer, your post struck a nerve with me. I don’t send feedback to writers I like nearly as much as I should (and certainly not as much as I’d like in return as a writer). So, as such, I’m going to start doing that when I can, starting with you.
You are an incredible writer. You were one of the first yandere writing blogs I found and you’re still one I check in on regularly to see what you have been working on. You can portray a sense of suspense and intrigue in a natural way that many other writers - published ones included - struggle with. You delve into the darkness without it feeling forced, and you have an amazing grasp on the psyches of the characters you write for (which is a quality I adore in writing and strive toward myself).
I’m not great at ending these things so I guess.. you keep doing you? Because the you is great and I appreciate it.
darling two:  hey. i'm here to tell you that from the bottom of my heart i love you and your writings. i really admire your writing skills. you inspire me. one of your posts once saved me from a nervous breakdown. thank you for everything you do. you're a wonderful person. good luck!
darling three: I wanted to tell you that thank you for writing such wonderful beautiful writings and that you take time to edit and write I hope you are taking care of yourself 💖❤
darling four: Thanks. I was having a hard time and deleted all my apps, but as soon as i opened my phone my first instinct was to look at your blog and i got my motivation back. Thanks (:
darling five: Hi ! I just wanted to say I really enjoy the stories you write and how they are detailed so well ! Stay safe and I hope you have a good day/night ! ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
vanya: ahhhh, these are very old asks mostly dating back to my “tumblr writing community is dying” post, and i’ve kept them this entire time because i’m just so starstruck. i have no clue how to reply to compliments, so i’m not sure what else to say besides that these asks made me very happy and got me through a few insecure moments!!! i’ve actually been feeling a little down about my writing recently, mostly because of lack of motivation / inspiration, so revisiting these really warmed my heart, so thank you truly ♡ i’m certainly keeping the originals in my inbox until the end of time!!
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darling @monstrously-obsessed: psst, this local cryptic mom thing send all of their love for you 💕
vanya: your local herbo says she loves you very much momster 🥺 mwah
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also, to the anon worried about my safety:
thank you so much for pointing that out!!! it hadn’t even crossed my mind when i made those ocs, so i appreciate your concern! i was contemplating revamping those two as is, so this is a great place to start! thank you again!!
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drangues · 3 years
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I hope you’re right, but the future remains to be seen. On the upside, I’m finally gonna be able to see my therapist again! Which is good because I can finally report back on how my meds are doing. Also nooo I’m sorry your teacher is a Fool, that sucks. They clearly don’t know Good Kitty Doodles when they see them. Anyways, YEAH their dynamic is one of my favorites, they’re like. The definition of the vitriolic best buds trope, I feel like? (Nyanon, 1/7)
And it is a bit annoying when people reduce them to Kunikida hating Dazai and Dazai mocking Kunikida, because like you said, that’s part of it!!! But they also trust each other a lot, Dazai genuinely believes that Kunikida is a good man and I do think he tries to base a lot of his morals off of Kunikida’s (and Oda and Atsushi and Fukuzawa, but this isn’t about them), and I think that, while he finds Dazai’s antics annoying, Kunikida very clearly trusts and cares about him? (Nyanon, 2/7)
Sure he thinks he could take things more seriously, but he trusts in his ability to get the job done when it needs to happen, and he even plays into his antics a few times! That fic does sound like them though, Dazai being Extra and Kunikida being exasperated because “you’re dying and this isn’t a manga (unless we break the fourth wall)??? Please focus on staying alive so you can actually confess to the brat.” I love the two of them so much. (Nyanon, 3/7)
Moving on a bit, I seem to have bad luck with friends??? If they don’t randomly stop talking to me if they’re online friends (not for mean reasons, contact just tapers off), then I’ve has like. Physically abusive friends and friends who lied to me and took advantage of how gullible I was as a kid? I’d hope I get a friend like that but at this rate I’ve accepted my lot as a hermit. I am an introvert though, so I guess it’s fair. Back to BSD, though! (Nyanon, 4/7)
I BET OLD ATSUSHI GETS IT FROM FUKUZAWA, he’s been taught his Ways. And Atsushi is probably the one giving people hugs half the time, he’s touch starved and very nice to hold and be held by, again, like a cat- Speaking of, at least it’s a nice rent free thought and not something Super Weird like the theme song of a kids show (yes I hate having songs stuck in my head). But yeah, poor thing needs hugs, preferably from the rest of the ADA when he’s feeling inadequate. (Nyanon, 5/7)
I want them to tell him how much he means to them and shower him with love and affection. And listen, Atsushi is a Literal catboy but he isn’t anywhere near as chaotic as Dazai is, he isn’t a sadist, he isn’t a sugar addict, he isn’t,, The Tanizaki Family (TM), as far as Kunikida is concerned it’s a dream come true. The fact that he actually does try his best and take on extra work when Kunikida is overwhelmed is just a bonus. (Nyanon, 6/7)
Also Atsushi is an indulgent big brother who says fuck gender norms, he adores Kyouka to bits and if she wants him to model some fashion that she likes then he isn’t gonna say no. Anyways, moving on to another Scenario Concept: I’m reading a chat fic right now, so how do you think that’d go with BSD? I know they aren’t action stories but they’re always great if you find a good one,,, I feel like there’d be pictures of Atsushi as a tiger are being thrown around at lightspeed. (Nyanon, 7/7)
WOOO HELL YEAH IM GLAD YOU CAN GET BACK TO YOUR THERAPIST!! make sure to take not of EVERYTHING all right?? dont reduce to “eh it’s fine” S M H
and yes!!! i also hate how theyre reduced like that, though we also got the anime adaption to blame here because they really love to Crank That Part Of The Dynamic up, so the fans are not TOO much to blame. Plus as you said, they trust each other a lot clearly. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAN FUCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOUVE HAD SO FAR S M H, i hope the abusive ones Rot In Hell they did not deserve to do that to you i swear. i understand if this makes you be more closed off but please dont let that hinder you from experiencing the true beauty of people that actually care!!! relationships/friendships take time to build so just have patience im sure youll get someone soon!! i believe in you!!
man you have songs stuck in your head?? mood, i feel that, it’s pretty hard for me to have Something stuck in my head for too long because of how many different thoughts my brain spits out constantly, it’s like several tabs open with many of them playing different sounds it’s all a M E S S but i like it uwu
atsushi is the Least weird in the ADA and kunikida appreciates him, im sure kunikida is the type to say something caring in a threatening voice and then play it off as something Logical like “make sure to not overwork yourself- good health is important for good work ethics”
i’m sure atsushi would feel weird being shoved feminine stuff in his face at first, but because he cant say and loves kyouka to bits he would sit through it and start actually liking it because really, why Not? Whats Wrong Exactly? nothing. thats the point.
I WANT A CHATFIC OF THE ADA LIKE FROM WHEN ATSUSHI FIRST GETS HIS PHONE AND ALL THE CHATFICS THERE MAN (though except for all those intense ass arcs man i like fics where i ignore the canon arcs that happened because F U C K that personally, bsd has VERY emotionally draining arcs imo and mainly the reason i stuck around is cause of the characters OSGDHJSK)
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dazaaaaaaaai · 5 years
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Can we get a couple of how Dazai, Atsushi and Ranpo (separately) would treat their s/o? :3c
ok ok so I wasn’t sure if you meant treat as in how they would treat their s/o as in how they would like, behave towards their s/o in a relationship or like how they would treat their s/o to like dinner or something idk lmao (I’m not even sure if this makes sense. Engrish is h a r d). i kind of went with the first, but it kind of turned into general relationships hcs , sorry. I do hope you will enjoy it tho because I kind of overdid it lol 
How Dazai, Atsushi, and Ranpo would treat their s/o: 
They areall good boys and would treat their s/o well!!!!!
Dazai
Dazai hastrouble letting his guard down around people since he has a hard time trustingpeople. He’s really afraid of being disappointed by people. He doesn’t wantpeople to be the superficial people they too often end up being in his eyes.Although, if he’s serious about his relationship with his s/o, and if his s/ois serious about trying to understand him, then he would gradually lower hisguard and he would allow his s/o to at least attempt to unravel him. Dazaidoesn’t fully understand himself, having someone trying to understand him isweird for him. Building a good, healthy relationship with his s/o is going totake time. Trust is important in relationships but Dazai really needs to workon it. Dazai would never treat his s/o badly but warm feelings for someone andbeing accepted for who he is, is new for him, so in the beginning of arelationship there might be some reluctance from his side. This does not meanthat he’s going to treat his s/o badly. No, he just does not completely trustthem as of yet but he really is working on it. He does want this relationshipto work out.
Dazai isn’tthe type to just start a relationship (Although he definitely is the type to sleep around a lot).  He doesn’t even like himself a whole lotso he likely wouldn’t understand why someone would actually like him. He mighteven be afraid of himself, afraid of being even less a human than all of thepeople in the world. His s/o would probably (unless they are assholes and soonto be dumped) really come to accept him completely for who is and it would makeDazai so so happy.
Woulddefinitely do everything for his s/o and would be willing to die for them. Hewouldn’t just tell his s/o that though, but his s/o would just know that theymean the world to him. Dazai isn’t the best at conveying his own emotions eventhough he is really great at reading others. Still, through small gestures andremarks, through the soft look in his eyes, through letting his s/o in, his s/owould know what and how much they mean to him.
Dazai willgrow fiercely protective of his s/o. He will use his wits to his advantage ifanyone even dares to hurt them. He will and sure that they regret it for therest of their lives.
Dazai isvery observant and if his s/o is having an off-day/not feeling well, he willdefinitely notice and will do everything to make his s/o feel better.
He’s stilla brat though. He’s a huge tease and would definitely try pranking his s/o just towind them up. He loves pushing buttons. He thinks it’s cute when his s/o reactsto his pranks and his teasing, but he does not mean any ill will and knows whento stop but he just loves to push buttons just a little. He won’t cross the line but he will try to come as close to that line as possible. 
Would enjoybuying his s/o gifts every now and then. None of his s/o’s most secret desiresare a secret to him. He will definitely notice when his s/o quietly eyes a niceblouse just a bit longer than usual while they are quickly passing by thewindow of a shop. He will never get enough of the look in your eyes when hebuys them exactly the right thing.
Will show he cares through lots of spur-of-the-moment stuff like impromptu dates. If a great idea for a date just pops up in his mind he would be really excited to just do it and he will definitely make you drop whatever his s/o is doingand will take his s/o on the date! He loves taking his s/o anywhere really.
Woulddefinitely allow his s/o to use and take belongings that he normally wouldn’tlet anyone else use, like his headphones (but they shouldn’t use his headphonestoo much because they can’t hear him talking when they’re listening to musicand Dazai would definitely hate not getting enough attention from his s/o.)
Atsushi
Atsushi wouldprobably have no dating experience at first and would be at a loss. He’s the typeto freak out about lots of things will definitely kind of suck at the communicationspart of the relationship at first.
He mightnot pick up all of his s/o’s habits at first and he might misinterpret someactions and conversations. If a date for example doesn’t go as planned, he willpanic. He’s quite prone to overthinking, but that’s just mostly because of hisown insecurities. Will do his best to make up whatever mistake he thinks he hasmade, but chances are that his s/o didn’t even make a big deal out if it in thefirst place.
Will alwayswalk his s/o home, even during the day. He’s protective and he will lose it ifanyone dares to touch his s/o. Also, he just really likes chatting with his s/owhile walking somewhere and will try to compliment his s/o a lot, but not toomuch of course. Like a good boyfriend he doesn’t want to overcompliment themand come off wrong or weird.
Will growmore confident in himself in the relationship over time and will really open upand become so comfortable with just completely being hundred percent himself around his s/o and just tell his s/o all the small things he notices during the day that aren’t really big, but still interesting to him in some way and he will also really open up about his past in the orphanage. He will make sure that his s/o will be totally comfortable with being themselves around him. 
As time passes by he will have figured outhis s/o pretty well and will know how to make them flustered and he might evendare to tease them! He just really likes his s/o!
He’s really big on morningtexts and good night texts! He never forgets to text!  Not really the type to call unless it’surgent. His first thought in the morning and before bed will be about his s/oand he will let them know that. To Atsushi, it’s the little things that count! (Bonus points for his s/o if his s/o beats him to texting them in the morning or before bed!)
Lovestreating his s/o to whatever with whatever money he can miss. Will buy smallpresents and take them out for dinner whenever he can. He, too loves seeing the smile on his s/o when he buys them exactly the right thing. 
Ranpo
Ranpo likelyhasn’t been in many serious relationships, if any at all. So even though Ranpowould really want to treat his s/o well, he might not… As in, he’s a deeplytraumatized individual still acting like a child while he’s already 26. (Noshade! Don’t kill me)
Once he’sin a serious relationship with someone, his inability to perform well in aneveryday situation might actually frustrate him. Ranpo is often blunt, to thepoint of actually being rude. How he was to be perceived by society isn’tsomething that would really bother him (if he even notices. No, I think hedoes, but it’s not of high enough importance. His childish nature is probably acoping mechanism and welcome to another episode of all the bsd character need mentalhelp). He can’t do simple things like taking the subway either and those thingsmight complicate a modern, mutual, healthy relationship. Yeah, it will definitelyfrustrate him. It might frustrate his s/o. If he’s serious about his s/o and hewill be, then he will try. He will try his so hard to the point he mightactually break down at some point when he fails to not completely mess up thefairly easy recipe for boiled tofu again or when he’s a bit insensitive againto his s/o because he just really notices everything about them and he justcannot not notice.
So hetries. He tries really hard. He notices everything about his s/o. He deductseverything there is to know about their s/o from the way they put on theirshoes, to the way they advert their eyes while being teased, from the books theyread, etc. He will know when his s/o is not feeling well and will try so hardto make them feel better, but in the beginning he might not always be assuccessful, because not everyone loves his snacks as much as he does, but hewill learn over time. That’s a given. He will improve.
One day hemight actually take his s/o on the subway to show off just how well he knowsthe subway (he memorized the maps and knows every station) and he will cook hiss/o their favorite food someday without setting the kitchen on fire and he willdefinitely grow to know exactly when not to push his s/o’s buttons.
He will getthere and will be the best detective and the best boyfriend in the world! (Justbe there for him s/o don’t be a fucking coward!!!!!!)
He willalso really like sharing snacks with his s/o. One of his favorite dates will definitelybe just buying a shitload of snacks separately and then sharing them all togetherwhile sitting on his bed or something. 
y’all i really overdid this. don’t expect all my posts to be this long, especially when more than 1 character is requested. Also I’m not really content with Dazai’s and Ranpo, I can’t really figure them out as of yet.
I also didn’t proofread because I’m lazy and I probably wouldn’t be satisfied if I did proofread and change everything  but I do hope you enjoyed, anon. I did enjoy writing it tho yeeeeeeeeeeehaw
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musicprincess655 · 4 years
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Ryuu has a few problems with his temper.
It’s not news to him. He’s always been a pot ready to boil over, always just a step from snapping and lashing out. Losing his home and his family to a fire No. 6 started didn’t leave much in the way of humanity, and trying to protect the new family he’d built in the West Block had taken care of the rest.
Even still, Ryuu tends to be calm on a day to day basis. He’s learned to pull his anger out when he needs it, and he’s never needed it in the room he and Gin share. They fight sometimes, of course they do. Sometimes they just look at each other and it’s on. No matter how much they care about each other, they were still children who had to deal with each other without quite knowing how to use their words, and every so often, they’re the same as adults.
But there’s never true anger behind it, just momentary irritation that sometimes can be solved quicker by throwing punches at each other than talking it out. Just siblings being siblings.
Nothing like what Ryuu feels, watching Atsushi cringe away from yet another loud bang from the outside. Chuuya had gotten an idea for using their roof to collect rainwater so they wouldn’t have to keep repairing the line down to the well, and when Chuuya got ideas, they tended to be executed loudly.
Which has all led to Ryuu, trying to enjoy a cup of tea in peace, trying to go through the latest information his robots have brought him from inside No. 6, and entirely distracted every time Atsushi flinches like a bomb just went off. It’s pathetic.
Ryuu refuses to consider that at least part of his anger might be that Atsushi came in earlier from a shift working with Kyouka, laughing with Dazai about something inane. Atsushi formed such an easy friendship with Dazai, something Ryuu himself has tried and failed to do for years. Ryuu has earned Chuuya’s respect over the six years they’ve known each other, but Dazai still withholds approval, and Ryuu craves it all the more.
So when Atsushi flinches so hard he knocks a spare bit of machinery that Ryuu was thinking about using to repair one of his rats off the shelf, breaking it, Ryuu snaps hard.
“Will you fucking stop?” he snarls, throwing the closest thing he has at hand at Atsushi. Which happens to be the pen he was writing with, and it does nothing to soothe his anger, so Ryuu reaches for a heavier book. “Nothing’s coming to kill you, just sit still and stop goddamn flinching!”
“It’s just loud,” Atsushi protests, ducking under the book Ryuu throws at him. Ryuu’s anger bubbles up, scalding and steaming. He gets to his feet, reaching for his knife. Dazai’s favorite or no, Ryuu cannot allow Atsushi to keep ruining the one place he feels safe and calm like this.
“So fucking what?” Ryuu demands, advancing on Atsushi, torn between swiping with his knife and throwing a punch. The knife would be more effective, but the punch would be so much more satisfying. “Leave if it’s that much of a problem.”
“And go where?”
“You think I give a fuck?” Ryuu shoves Atsushi back against the bookcase. Something else falls off, but Ryuu doesn’t have the time to care what it is. “I really fucking don’t.”
“Why are you-”
Atsushi freezes at the same time Ryuu does, cold bite of steel at their throats. Gin stands between them, holding a knife on each other them. If Ryuu wasn’t sure she’d actually cut him just to make her point, he’d flinch. They haven’t annoyed each other enough to pull weapons out in a long time.
“Enough,” she says. “Stop fighting, or I’ll make you stop fighting.”
“But-”
“No buts,” she says, holding the knife to Atsushi’s throat so hard it turns white and presses in, and a bead of blood bubbles over the edge. “Stop.”
She puts her knives away and flops back on her bed. Ryuu isn’t sure exactly what she’s doing. Some kind of tinkering, something that might maybe be a gun. Gin prefers knives, they both do, but a gun can offer a different kind of option, and they’re rare as hell out here. The best choice is to make one, and Gin’s been trying on and off for years to learn. This might be one of her new prototypes.
Ryuu flops back on the couch that doubles as his bed with a huff. He’d be doing just fine if Atsushi wasn’t here, projecting anxiety all over the place. The nervous energy he exudes is setting Ryuu on edge, and he can’t really be blamed for lashing out.
Atsushi sits on the chair he’s been sleeping on, picking up one of the robots.
“Hey, Cravat,” Atsushi says. “Doing good work?”
“Stop naming my fucking robots, Jinko,” Ryuu snaps. He keeps a tight lid on his anger, though. Gin will only warn him once.
“They’re so lifelike, though,” Atsushi says.
“Then at least give them better names,” Ryuu says. “Cravat, seriously? What even is that? Name them something strong, like Rashomon.”
“That can be the black one,” Atsushi says. “Rashomon. Rashomon. It sounds like a demon.”
It’s about the most civil Ryuu and Atsushi have managed to be with each other. At least Atsushi finally settles down, and it sounds like Chuuya’s called it quits for the day. Ryuu finally settles into the zone, focusing on his task, when something that’s not quite the right color catches the corner of his eye.
Atsushi had waved one of his hands, beckoning one of the robots over, and there’s a big black spot on his palm.
“What’s on your hands?” Ryuu asks. Is there a motor oil leak somewhere? If Gin spilled that again, it really will be a fight, because that’s a bitch and a half to clean up, and he’s not doing it.
Atsushi turns his palm, brows furrowed in confusion, before his eyes fly wide open in fear and what Ryuu thinks might even be realization. He slowly raises his hands to touch the back of his neck, and as soon as he does, he lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
Gin flies to her feet, and Ryuu flies to Atsushi. He shoves Atsushi roughly around, trying to see what’s on his neck. Is there something in the air? Are they all in danger?
“Cut it out,” Atsushi says through gritted teeth.
“What?”
“You have to cut it out of me.”
“Go get Dazai-san and Chuuya-san!” Ryuu yells at Gin. She doesn’t question him for a second, sprinting from the room. “Jinko, tell me what’s happening. What am I cutting out of you?”
“It’s going to kill me!” Atsushi screams, and he jerks away from Ryuu. Ryuu shoves him down on the bed, trying to get his knife in his hand as he holds Atsushi’s bucking body down.
“Jinko, I don’t know what’s happening, but hold still,” Ryuu commands. Atsushi seems to know what this is, even if Ryuu doesn’t, and if he says to cut something from the back of his neck, Ryuu will listen this once.
Atsushi twists, wailing in pain again, arms flailing like he might be able to reach for something to stop his pain. Ryuu flings a leg over Atsushi’s waist, using his ankles to dig into Atsushi’s calves. He has to use both of his arms to hold down Atsushi’s, knife dangerously close to Atsushi’s wrist, and Atsushi screams once more into the bed.
“Stop!” Ryuu shouts. “I can’t cut anything out if you’re fighting me.”
Atsushi isn’t using his body to its full advantage, but even so, he’s stronger than Ryuu, and it’s all Ryuu can do just to hold him down.
“Jinko, stop fighting me,” Ryuu says. “I’m going to help you, but I need you to hold still.”
Atsushi thrashes again.
“Hold still.”
Atsushi’s fists clench in the sheet, muscles shifting under Ryuu’s hands.
“Good.”
Ryuu gets to work, cutting open the back of Atsushi’s neck. His knife isn’t really suited for this – a scalpel would be better – but it’s what he has, and if he gets up off Atsushi to go look for the first aid kit, Atsushi will probably just start moving again.
If Ryuu isn’t careful, he could slice down too far and sever Atsushi’s spinal cord. The thought only occurs to him later. Now, he’s too caught up in the momentum of trying to follow Atsushi’s instructions to cut something from the back of his neck.
There’s a black mark on the back of Atsushi’s neck, same as the ones on his hands. Atsushi whimpers into the mattress as Ryuu spreads the cut apart, trying to see what’s inside.
A line is burning its way down Atsushi’s arms, making a pink line of burst blood vessels that almost looks like a snake. Ryuu doesn’t pay it any attention. He’s reaching into the cut, ignoring the risk for infection right now, and his fingers close on something round and hard. He pulls it out, and Atsushi’s body goes limp.
Ryuu stares at the thing in his hands. It almost looks like a half-formed pupa, an insect that wasn’t entirely ready to hatch. What was this doing under Atsushi’s skin? Was this some new horror No. 6 was inflicting on them?
“Jinko, what is this?” Ryuu asks, voice gone quiet. Atsushi doesn’t answer. He probably can’t. He did just have his neck cut open, after all.
Gin bursts back into the room, Dazai and Chuuya hot on her heels. Dazai takes one look at Ryuu pinning Atsushi down and his eyes harden.
“What did you do?”
Ryuu’s mouth drops open. He’s supposed to defend himself here, he knows, but he can’t find the words. He actually did the right thing here, at least by Dazai’s standards. He did exactly what Atsushi told him to do, and as far as he can tell, it worked.
“Saved me.” Ryuu turns back to where Atsushi is apparently awake enough to mumble. “He saved me.”
Ryuu is both furious and exhausted. He stands, leaving Atsushi’s limp body behind. Dazai opens his mouth, but before he can say anything, Ryuu throws the pupa at him.
“This was in his neck,” Ryuu says. “It was killing him. I cut it out. He’ll need stitches.”
That’s all Ryuu says, because if he keeps talking, he’ll say something he’ll regret later. He’ll yell at Dazai for assuming the worst of him, just like always, when it wasn’t remotely justified. And Ryuu is just too tired for it now. He feels drained.
He needs to leave.
He pushes past everyone to leave through the open door.
“Oi, Ryuu-” Chuuya starts, but Ryuu ignores him. He’ll regret that later. He knows he will. But he’s done here. Everyone else can patch up the new golden boy Ryuu just saved. They don’t need him around for that.
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100 Random Things About Daisuke Okana
1: goes by the name of Daisuke Okana 2: 21 years old 3: born on a Wednesday at 8:47 AM on February 29th 4: works as a detective 5: always has a way of fucking things up (and thus gained the nickname "Ohno" - used in the context of  "Oh no, Daisuke!") 6: generally pretty chill and laid back about shit 7: always the calm one 8: despite this he gets really excited way too easily over the stupidest, simplest shit 9: smooth-talking charmer who's also kind of an airhead 10: knows he has a tendency to fuck shit up so he always goes out of his way to do better - though he usually just fucks up even worse than before 11: really great stamina 12: doesn't really care for material stuff  at all, but when someone gives him a materialistic gift he cherishes that item like it's some kind of blessed artifact 13: spends about 10 hours a day just snacking or eating 14: generally whenever you see him there's a 70% chance he'll be eating something 15: sweet but very very clumsy 16: can't seem to get his shit together 17: the only kinds of music he ever listens to is either hardcore dubstep or really shitty pop music (Skrillex and Britney Spears come to mind) 18: lovES CATS 19: dedicated smoker and has been for 7 years 20: bisexual as hell 21: has a lot of really unusual quirks 22: his social cues are kinda fucked sometimes 23: he's either really great at reading people's emotions or absolutely hopeless at it, just depends on how his day's been so far 24: never goes anywhere without his lucky penny tucked safely into his coat pocket 25: he's a super sweet guy and he absolutely Can Not take it when people are upset with him because he feels so damn guilty about it 26: really fucking smart despite being such an airhead (university graduate with honors) 27: possibly might have some level of high-functioning autism but nobody's really sure 28: hates memes but at the same time is a total memelord 29: he has a really bad habit of using the office computer to send  funny cat videos to his coworkers 30: His Voice Is Like Fucking Silk 31: if he hears one of his favorite songs on the radio he'll immediately start singing along no matter where he is 32: instantly becomes Illiterate without his reading glasses 33: manscaping expert (seriously this guy's entire body is fucking  h a i r l e s s) 34: MASTER OF MARIOKART AND STREET FIGHTER 35: loves zombie horror movies (his favorite movie of all time is Shaun of the Dead) 36: afraid of thunderstorms and the dark (but shhhhhh that's a secret) 37: owns three cats - Mr. Pickles, Bowtie and Whiskey (whom was supposed to be named Whiskers but his phone changed it and it sort of stuck) 38: always seems to have exactly what you need at that exact moment - need a pair of scissors? he has em. need an extra sock? he has that too. also snacks 39: here's a secret - he has no idea how to tie a tie (all his ties are clip-ons) 40: here's another secret - he has a three year old daughter (the marriage didn't work out and now he's only allowed to see her three times a week because his ex is a spiteful bitch) 41: he's a very good daddy tho and his daughter practically worships him 42: can't cook whatsofuckingever 43: loves the wintertime because then he gets to run around in the snow 44: airheaded man-child 45: has a scar on his left shoulder from that one time he casually took a bullet 46: actually kind of artistic and doodles a lot 47: one time his neighbors called the cops on him because they heard him screaming and stuff getting broken and they thought he was being murdered - in reality a bat had flown in and he was having a very difficult time getting rid of it (the cops helped him out with that tho) 48: LOVES pulling stupid pranks on his coworkers, especially his partner 49: his partner kinda hates him apparently so he's always doing dumb shit to try and make him smile - often fails 50: collects socks (only the cool kinds with awesome patterns though) 51: he'll generally dress however you tell him to but you're in for one hell of a struggle if you tell him he can't wear his favorite coat and his favorite pair of fluorescent green glow in the dark socks 52: he'll get really aggressive when he's protecting his loved ones but most of the time he's just a gigantic marshmallow 53: he hates when he makes people upset with him and he'll pull out all the stops to get that person to forgive him 54: he watches a lot of cartoons with his daughter and long story short he's memorized every single fucking episode of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (unintentionally, of course. dude ain't no brony.) 55: LOVES BOARD GAMES 56: super athletic and goes to the gym every night after work 57: will not hesitate to go on a 45 minute rant about why the best television show in history was Doctor Who 58: a bit of a slacker but dependable as fuck when it matters most 59: hates spiders 60: his hair is suuuuuuuuuper fluffy and soft 61: he'll let his daughter give him makeovers and dress him up like a princess 62: he doesn't mind this at all and the only thing that matters is seeing her smile 63: one time after a visit with his daughter he came to work he next day and completely forgot the fact he had a bunch of brightly colored hairpins in his hair and a Hello Kitty headband on (he was pretty chill about it when people told him this information) 64: his number one weakness is food 65: loves ramen noodles oh my fUCKING GOD he loves rame noodles 66: he loves getting praise and compliments from people because he knows he always messes things up so when he gets praised it makes him feel extra special 67: he'll usually let you say whatever you want to him and tease him to your heart's content - he generally just does not care if you're poking fun at him because he only wants to make people smile. and if you're at your happiest when you're making fun of him, well, he'll let it continue 68: 100% cannot function properly in his daily life without his morning cup of coffee (with whiskey added, obviously) 69: despite having an ex-wife and a kid he HAS actually been with dudes in the past (that's actually part of the reason why his wife left him) 70: WILL FUCKING NOT let people mistreat his loved ones 71: cancer survivor 72: generally lives off of McDonald's, rice, and ramen noodles 73: he'll go grocery shopping like a normal but usually not unless it's the day before his daughter gets dropped off (he's fine living off the bare minimum, but he'll be fucking DAMNED if he lets his daughter eat fucking ramen noodles for lunch) 74: he's actually SUPER ticklish 75: an expert at guns and shit 76: very knowledgeable about cheese????? for some weird reason????? 77: he can literally rant for two hours on all the types of cheese and how good or bad they are compare to others 78: recently he had to buy a new phone because he couldn't turn off the capslock and there was a whole week whrere he was just scREAMING AT HIS COWORKERS THROUGH TEXT and it was very awkward 79: he can and will fall asleep literally fucking anywhere 80: despite being a dedicated smoker he NEVER smokes around his daughter EVER 81: when he's not working a case he'll spend every second of his free time either working to get full custody of his daughter or trying to get his partner to open up more and be more sociable 82: loves singing and playing this prized  guitar and he'll often do karaoke night at the bar on weekends 83: not an alcoholic but he will go to his favorite bar at least three nights a week because he's super great friends with the bartender (who also happens to be his best friend from high school) 84: he won't get drunk on those nights and while he may have a drink or two, but generally he just drinks water since he's there to socialize, not get wasted 85: loves sweet foods and desserts 86: juuuuuuuuust a little bit vain 87: also sort of flirtatious 88: just a little bit tho 89: always VERY enthusiastic about the smallest things (you could tell him to meet you at a fancy hotel and he'd literally just stand in front of the room's door for three minutes just staring at the doorknob like "check out this awesome doorknob! it's so shiny! i can see my reflection in it!") 90: just a big gigantic soft fluffy marshmallow up to 98% of the time 91: he loves showering his loved ones in compliments and random yet VERY EXPENSIVE BORDERLINE BANKRUPTING gifts 92: approximately 6-something-ish feet in height 93: really bad at swimming 94: master at playing pool 95: LOVES hugs and physical affection 96: has a secret manga collection but nobody knows this 97: sort of a dork 98: loves stupid comedy movies and silly tv shows 99: cannot ever resist the opportunity to make a cheesy joke or a pun 100: only true anime fans will get this but generally his ENTIRE character is a cross between Kotetsu Kaburagi, Dazai Osamu and Lockon Stratos (yes, I know, I'm VERY original here)
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(ADA Week Day 3), Family
Summary : Kyouka may has lost her parents, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t find new family with the agency.
Characters : Izumi Kyouka, Nakajima Atsushi, 1 OC for victim of being robbed.
Prompt : Family
Rating : PG (Gen)
It was raining when she finished with weekly grocery shopping. The sky was dark but people colorful umbrellas somehow lifted up the gloomy mood. Unfortunately, Kyouka forgot to bring her umbrella and had a moment of uncertainty. She could run home, the dorm wasn’t that far and she didn’t mind being wet… but that would mean her groceries would also got wet. While she could use the Demon Snow as replacement for umbrella, the sight of her ability would make civilians panic.
Deep in thought, Kyouka snapped her head up when she heard a pained shout from outside of the supermarket. “Thief!”
Her blue eyes caught the scene of an old lady sprawling helplessly on the wet ground with her hand pointing towards a young man who had the lady’s purse on his hands. Remembering Kunikida’s words to never bring shame to the Agency’s name and her own determination to redeem herself by doing good, Kyouka carefully put her groceries on the floor and pursued the thief. People watched curiously as a young girl in red yukata caught up easily with a grown man and tackled him down to the wet ground. The former assassin instinct was to reach for her hidden blade and finish her victim but she determinedly trampled that impulse. Instead, she remembered how Kunikida and Atsushi had taught her of how to take down her opponent in non-lethal way. Her hands expertly caught the man’s hands and twist them behind his back and keep her knees on the man’s legs. The man struggled, but Kyouka held on without any leeway for him to escape.
A passerby quickly called for a police and a few even helped her to restrain the man. Kyouka left the thief when she could see that he wouldn’t escape and quickly picked up the fallen purse from the ground and returned to the old lady. A store clerk had helped her up and picking up her scattered groceries. Kyouka approached the old lady and offered her purse back.
“Here.” The old lady saw her purse in Kyouka’s hands but she didn’t take it. Instead, the old lady carefully grabbed Kyouka’s shoulder. The former assassin flinched but managed to not pull away.
The old lady worriedly checked her face and her hands. “Are you hurt? That was so reckless of you to catch up with the thief! What if he carried a weapon? You could get hurt!”
Kyouka blinked and averted her eyes. She wasn’t used to people blatantly showing their worry for her. Back when she was with the mafia, no one would bat their eyes even if she got hurt. In the agency, people knew her abilities and sometimes they would get worried but they trusted her to take care of herself. “I am fine. I am strong.”
“The young ones shouldn’t get hurt in order to help the old ones.” The old lady’s eyes were full of worry but Kyouka could also see the depth of gratitude in them. “But thank you. You are such a sweet child.”
Kyouka blushed a bit when the old lady fondly patted her head. Purse returned and groceries collected, the old lady stood outside of the supermarket. Kyouka picked up her own groceries and approached the old lady. “Are you waiting for someone?”
The old lady smiled, her face seemed so kind with all the laughter lines and wrinkles. “I am waiting for my son. I don’t bring an umbrella and I called him to pick me up. My house is quite far so it will take time until he is here.”
Kyouka knew that the chance of another thief robbing her was slim, yet she determinedly stood next to the old lady. “I will wait with you.”
The old lady’s frowned. “Are you sure? You already helped me by catching the thief.”
“I am fine. I also don’t bring an umbrella.” Kyouka smiled a little, which was returned with a warm smile from the old lady. “My name is Kyouka. Pleased to meet you.”
“My name is Biwako. Pleased to meet you.”
“Oh my, Kyouka-chan, you are already working?” Biwako covered her gasp, startled to hear such a young girl already working full time job. “What about your parents? Do they agree with this?”
Kyouka nodded, feeling no shame from not being in school like the typical girl her age. “My parents are already passed away. I have no relative so I have to support myself.”
“My… what a tragedy…” Biwako’s saddened voice reflect her sympathy. “I am so sorry for your loss.”
“It’s okay. My parents may have died, but they left me behind their proof of love.” Kyouka smiled as she could feel the presence of Demon Snow within her mind. While it couldn’t talk, Kyouka could feel the fierce protectiveness it carried within it. Just like how her parents last act in this world was to protect her.
Biwako watched Kyouka’s fond smile and her hand patted the young girl’s hand softly. “I am sure they must be happy that you think of them so fondly. If I had a daughter like you, I will be proud. You are so sweet and kind, helping an old lady like myself.”
The old lady’s words made Kyouka’s heart warm and her smile became less restrained. “Thank you.”
“How is your work?” Biwako asked. They had been chatting to pass the time. Kyouka now knew that Biwako had two sons and three grandchildren. Her eldest live abroad while her youngest son’s family live with her. She also liked bunny, but her favorite animal was raccoon. She bought ingredients for hot pot to congratulate her grandchildren’s great marks on their exams. Kyouka also told bits about herself, heavily censored to omit any parts about her past with the mafia, her ability, or confidential about the agency.
“Work is busy sometimes, but my coworkers are nice people. Our boss is quiet, but he lets me work there despite my past. Kunikida-san is strict, but he always guides me whenever I need help. Naomi-san and Tanizaki-san are kind of weird, but they take me along with them whenever they are shopping. Kenji-san always smiles at me and treat me to beef bowl. Yosano-sensei treat my wounds whenever I got hurt. Ranpo-san sometimes shared his sweets, but he always takes my candy art. Dazai-san offers advice whenever I got lost of what to do. Atsushi…” Kyouka stopped a bit before she closed her eyes and smiled. “When I was trapped in the dark, he showed me the light. Without his help, I wouldn’t be able to work at that place now and be surrounded by such good people.”
Biwako listened to her stories about the agency members patiently, laughing whenever Kyouka told her about the weird things happening because of Dazai, Fukuzawa being heartbroken because cats keep running away from him, Kenji’s optimistic attitude, Tanizaki and Naomi’s questionable relationship, Atsushi being down because Akutagawa’s pay was way higher than him, Kunikida’s yelling about ideals, Yosano’s new victims, and Ranpo’s confidence. Kyouka didn’t realize when she had talked more than Biwako’s, somehow finding new stories to tell about the agency members.
When Kyouka finally stopped, her throat was parched and her eyes widened. That was the first time in a long time she had talked for so long that she forgot the time. It was only less than half an hour, but for Kyouka to keep talking like that it was weird.
Kyouka coughed a little, embarrassed by her tirade of stories. “My apologies, I talked too much.”
Biwako laughed, she genuinely looked like she had fun. “It’s fine! It’s normal to want to talk about your family. My, you must see the face of my friends whenever I bragged about my grandchildren. They always said ‘not again’ or ‘this is the fourth time you tell me about your grandchildren giving you a cicada shell as present’.”
Kyouka froze. “My… family?”
Biwako smiled warmly, her wise eyes knowing. “Isn’t that what you feel for your coworker? A family?” she gently patted Kyouka’s cheek. “Family don’t have to be bound by blood. Sometimes, you choose your own family. Like how you choose your coworkers as your new family.”
Kyouka looked down towards her hands. Was that truly what she thought? That she could build a family with her new friends? That she had stopped just seeing the agency as the place she belonged, but also where her family was?
While she may had lost her parents, did she gain another family?
“Kyouka-chan!”
Kyouka whipped up her head as she watched the running figure of Atsushi approaching her. Atsushi panted, with how breathless he was Kyouka could deduce that he had been running all the way from the dorm to the supermarket.
Before he could breathe normally, Atsushi had already begun his tirade of worry. “I am sorry I am so late! My workload was doubled because Dazai-san skipped his paperwork and I had to stay behind before Kunkida-san let me go home! I was worried because I remembered you didn’t bring your umbrella today and I ran back home to get your umbrella before coming back here. Dazai-san stole my umbrella so I couldn’t ran straight here—“
“Atsushi.” Kyouka put her hands on his shoulders. “Breathe.”
Atsushi stopped talking and focused on breathing normally. When he no longer panting like overheated dog, Atsushi gave her bunny printed umbrella to her. “Sorry about that. You have been waiting long, right? Let’s go home.”
Kyouka took her umbrella but she looked back behind her towards Biwako. “You can go home first, I am waiting for Biwako-san’s son to pick her up.”
Atsushi just noticed the kind looking old lady standing beside Kyouka. “I-I’m sorry for my rudeness!”
Biwako laughed, her eyes glimmered with amusement. “It’s okay, young man. You have such a kind and worry wart brother, Kyouka-chan.”
Atsushi yelped. “B-brother!?”
Kyouka was surprised too, but most of all she remembered Biwako’s words and the way her eyes lit up knowingly. Before she could stop her own words, her heart had blurted out what she had kept deep inside all this time. “Yes. Atsushi always worry about every little thing, but he is my kind brother.”
Atsushi’s eyes widened as his purple and gold colored eyes looked at Kyouka in wonder. Kyouka peeked at him before looking back to Biwako. She could feel her cheeks warmed up, but there was also a really genuine and content smile on her face.
Biwako nodded and smiled at Atsushi. “You two get along so well. If only my grandchildren can get along for five minutes before tearing their hairs or biting at each other.”
“Mother!” Kyouka noticed a grown man in his thirties running towards them. “Sorry, I got caught in the traffic. Are you okay? I heard that you got robbed.”
Biwako laughed and patted Kyouka’s shoulder. “You should see this young lady catch that thief! When you are her age you can’t even lift up the table!”
“Mother!” Her son embarrassedly shushed her, but he obviously didn’t believe her story. “Thank you for keeping my mother company. She must bore you with her stories.”
Biwako protested, but Kyouka’s words stopped her. “Actually, it’s the opposite.
I have talked so much about my family that she must be bored.”
After saying goodbyes to Biwako and her son, Atsushi and Kyouka walked back home in silence. The rain had stopped not long ago, but Kyouka still used the umbrella that Atsushi had taken pains to get for her. Atsushi carried the groceries for her and he keep looking at her. His mouth opened and closed, clearly unable to say what was in his mind.
When they arrived at their dorm, Kyouka rushed and climbed the stairs. Atsushi followed close behind, not knowing what prompt her to rush towards their room. Kyouka quickly unlocked their room with her key and coming inside, leaving the door open for him. Atsushi was about to come inside when Kyouka stopped not far from the door.
Kyouka suddenly turned around and smiled widely, her cheeks flushed but her words clear and warm. “Welcome home, brother.”
Atsushi was taken aback for a second. His cheeks flushed as he struggled for a few moments before finally he chuckled a bit and entered their home.
“I’m home, sister.”
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