#dickmuncher

[s3xtones]

how is it stupid? i guess the answer is yes 😩 this why you don't get matching neck tats with ''yall fav mumble rapper''

The answer is no, monkey.

I had my neck tatted in highschool since 2017

#check it #groupie #dickmuncher #askies

[infectedpaul]

theres some. special kind of Brainrot you gotta have to say “Youve only been 18 for a few months, youre not an adult”

#dex says things #BY ALL ACCOUNTS OF THE LAW...YES YOU ARE #AND EVEN IF YOU ARENT #THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CANT MAKE A PENIS JOKE AT 17 #GO BACK TO SUNDAY SCHOOL DICKMUNCH

[watermelinoe]

Do you feel as though most lesbians on radblr (not all of course) are… you know? Like.. they progressively become more and more biphobic after months or years of being decent. I don’t know if I’m making a lot of sense, but first it was the 22v6 girl, then normallesbian, then menalez, and now heterophobicdyke too.. i know there are more examples but i’m just getting tired of the biphobia on here.. ☹️

honestly i don't think of this as a lesbian problem. afaik 22v6 wasn't a lesbian. i can't really speak on the other users you mentioned bc i don't follow them, i've seen some of the behavior i'm about to describe from some of them but they don't come to mind when i'm thinking of some of the worst things i've seen on here.

radblr in general just has an accountability issue. someone will say something biphobic (or homophobic! afaik that woman who made that homophobic pastor comparison remade and carried right along) and some people will express disapproval, but most will ignore it or try to downplay it and they'll keep interacting with that user. i'll use heterophobicdyke as an example since she's deactivated, but someone in her inbox was complaining that bi women "whine" about our rape and dv statistics, and in her response she completely brushed past it, zero acknowledgement of that being a fucked up thing to say. that's one typical radblr response. downplaying is another. but the worst imo is being accused of being manipulative.

so if we complain about being called dickmunchers on here, we may be told it's just "venting" and to log off and get real problems, but if we mention said real problems (rape and ipv statistics as well as substance abuse and mental illness statistics) then we must be weaponizing those statistics to play the victim in the great lesbian vs bisexual war that we've all been drafted in i guess. bi women are all master manipulators, obviously.

so where does that shit come from? imo, not radblr.

most deranged shit being said about bi women can be traced back to this blackpilled thing. radblr's biggest problem is that instead of saying "hey that's a deranged thing to say," the gyns are more annoyed with bi women for ~making a big deal out of it~ when WE say "hey that's a deranged thing to say." i can make a post documenting some deranged thing someone said and the two responses i will get are: "this is based actually and i hope your nigel kills you" <- some blackpill weirdo orbiting radblr who assumes i'm male-partnered, and "log off if you don't like it" "that's not a radfem" (bonus points if it's about a user that radfems regularly reblog from) <- radfems

and that's not a lesbian thing, the root is just that no one here thinks bisexuality is an oppressed sexual minority. kind of ironic for the "we totally understand class analysis" group. but if it seems worse than before, i think that's because the blackpill thing is sort of in vogue rn, especially with edgy teenagers orbiting radblr.

it would be nice if more women on here would actually stand up for bi women instead of finding a million excuses not to do so. that's what i find frustrating, personally. but it also happens with racism and homophobia all the time. i know it doesn't seem like it bc we have conflict all the fuckin time, but i actually think radblr is overall conflict-avoidant to a fault.

#answered

[not-your-fucking-kacchan]

Baku x reader - watches reader WHOOP ASS during training or in battle and relizes hes fallen for them.

baku gives me vibes of ass beating couple lmfao

PAKJSJNDND yeah watch how he falls in love with the most violent display of rage like "girl you speaking my language rn fr fr 😩"

Your resident power couple <3

And now ive got a name for this ficlet gosh im just so smart 😩

Masterlist<3

Bakugo x Violent!Reader - Speaking my language

You're halfway through a particularly testing battle with todoroki, his eyes staring straight into your soul as he freezes every boulder you throw his way, putting a stop to any of your attacks before they can even get close. You can't even use your quirk to move the ground below him because he's just skating around on his ice like a fucking Disney Princess!

"Hey, Elsa, maybe if you stopped being a fucking coward, this match wouldn't be so boring for you! Stop skating! This isnt mother-fucking Winter Wonderland!!"

Your cussing only entices laughter from the bakusquad and frosty the snowman doesnt even pay you any damn attention whatsoever. He is starting to get on your last nerve.

Usually you're a more agreeable person, more of a doormat than anything because you don't like the thought of driving people away with boundaries, so it makes absolutely no sense when you snap and start cussing at the poor guy when all he's doing is fighting you under the instruction of Aizawa Sensei.

All of your classmates in 1-A are confused and a little scared, iida and izuku horrified by your sudden change in mood.

But you can't help but be absolutely infuriated as this bastard prances around in front of you like you're not even here! It's so frustrating and within barely half a minute you're absolutely fumin, red in the face and eyes narrowed in a glare that could pierce iron.

"You... You asshole! Absolute dickmuncher- you can suck my dick you fuckin' tide-pod looking ass, donkey feet lookin' ass, white crocs wearing, big-toe sucking, 'let it go' looking ass fuckface! DIE!"

In a blind rage, you throw every last insult you have at his face, along with a barrage of boulders made from the fighting ring you're supposed to be actually fighting on instead of using it for ammo.

Kirishima, Mina and Denki have just choked on their snorts and died together, meanwhile Izuku, Iida hide their faces in embarrassment and disappointment. Bakugou, however, has hearts in his eyes and a light blush on his face when he hears the string of curses and the powerful barrage of earth and rock, courtesy of your quirk, which had stunned the poor boy and allowed enough time for you to make a wild dash towards Todoroki and knock him out cold before he regain his bearings.

All you saw was red suring that fight so you may have gone a little overboard but the littlw shit deserved it. How dare he inconvenience you like that. The nerve.

Todoroki lays knocked out in a crumpled heap on the floor while you stand over him, panting and glaring at him while sweat drips down your face from all the running you had to do to avoid his attacks.

Katsuki watches in a daze as you win the match against that asshole, getting up clumsily to follow you when you stumble and limp away with a sour expression.

He might be in love.

You just kicked IcyHot's ass in a way that was so raw and full of power just like he wanted to, and the explosions of dirt and sand and wind when your boulders crashed into Shouto's ice attracted his eyes and attention much like the violence in your combat style.

When he finally reached you and saw you limping up ahead of him he called out to you awkwardly, still being his usual tsundere self when he speaks.

"Hey!- uh-... i-... fuckin'... -you were good out there. Against that asshole IcyHot... he deserved the shit you knocked out of him..."

You look back in confusion at the sound of Bakugou's voice, wondering if mayne he was talking to someone else until he locks eyes with you, a faint blush at his cheeks. You couldnt control the way your stomach swirled and yoir chest felt constricted, Katsuki just came to fucking complement you. What the hell? Is this a dream?? Fuck yeah.

You smile up at him, laughing and aggreeing until you stagger a little, falling to your knees. The blonde clicks his tongue at you as you fall, hooking your arm around his shoulders and helping you walk ehile you wonder if this might be the beginning of a budding relationship, Katsukis mind wandering to the realisation that he's holding you and blushing a deep red.

"Tch. Come on, dumbass. Time to see recovery girl."

Ta daa! I hope this was long enough and was along the lines of what you wanted! Thank you sm for the request i thought it was really fun to write- especially when i just got to roast poor todoroki like sunday dinner 😭😭

#bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader fluff #katsuki x reader #bakugou katsuki #mha x reader #bnha x reader #bnha fluff

[shari-berri]

Deku’s Dickmunchers

NomNomNom

#anime #manga #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha smau #mha smau #bnha x reader smau #x reader smau #smau #bootleg bitch #bootleg bitch smau

[wc-confessions]

using a new blank blog to send this confession bc anon is off and I don't want to associate this with my main blog, but also I'm sick and tired of this and I just want to get it off my chest.

I am VERY ready to get sent threats for this, but I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE when Warriors rewrites/aus make Brambleclaw/star evil or just bash Brambleclaw/star endlessly. I KNOW he's an abusive dickwad and I DO NOT condone his actions in the SLIGHTEST. But he was still my one of my favorite characters of all time as a kid - I'd even go so far as to say he was my comfort character. (That's not the case any more obviously.) The Darkest Hour was my first ever WC book and I adored Bramblepaw standing up to Tigerstar, and his determination to become better than his father ever was. I loved how he was flawed in TNP but still knew where his morals lay in the end. I loved his relationship with the Three in POT. I was so excited to see him become leader in OOTS, but now I wish he never became leader, because I can barely even recognize Bramble now. This isn't the Bramblepaw/claw I grew up with and adored so much, and I despise the Erins for what they did to him.

But back to my main point - I also despise when Warriors rewrites/aus make it seem like Bramblestar was always evil, like he was always an abusive cocksack, because THAT LITERALLY WAS NOT THE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER. The point of his character, and the reason why I loved him, was that he was someone who rejected his evil family and always strove for good. I assume that a lot of these rewrites and AUs were made by people who joined the fandom when they were younger and have only known Dickmuncher Bramblestar, but it still hurts. I also have autism and RSD and am a hyper empath, which of course makes the hurt feel that much worse, as it just feels like they're ignoring the point of Bramble's character, just like the Erins.

And don't get me STARTED on the people who villanize Brambleclaw in TNP rewrites only to turn around and make Crowfeather, Ashfur, or Hawkfrost the heroes and the Squirrelflight love interest. THAT IS LITERALLY STRAIGHT UP CHARACTER/SHIP FAVORITISM AT THIS POINT! AND IT'S HYPOCRITICAL AS FUCK TOO! ALL THREE OF THOSE CHARACTERS ARE JUST AS BAD AS MODERN BRAMBLESTAR. ACTUALLY, NO, FUCK IT, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT: CROWFEATHER AND ASHFUR ARE WORSE THAN MODERN BRAMBLESTAR! Even as a kid I MUCH preferred the bantery friendship Brambleclaw and Squirrelpaw had over their romance, and in my WC reimagining I see them as queerplatonic partners (with Bramblestar being gay and with either an equally reworked Ashfur or with Stormfur, and Squirrelflight as a trans MTF asexual lesbian with Jessy, or as just straight up a single girlboss), but like BREAKING NEWS: YOU CAN PREFER ONE ROMANTIC PARTNER FOR A CHARACTER WITHOUT DEMONIZING THE OTHER(S)!!!! HAVE THOSE PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF RON THE DEATH EATHER??????????? OR DRACO IN LEATHER PANTS???????????????????????

VERY sorry for how long this got, and if it got a bit personal at points, I just REALLY needed to get this off my chest. Now if you excuse me, I'll be in the corner reading rewrite/au fanfics of the himbo cinnamon roll nursery dad never-becomes-leader Brambleclaw who endlessly supports his QUEERPLATONIC PARTNER/BESTIE Squirrelflight/star that the Erins SHOULD have given us in canon :D

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#confession #text #rainycoffeedragon #long post #warriors #warrior cats #wc #bramblestar #ask to tag

[hookerfoxyanon]

insert something the hooker hates - davetrap anon out of boredom bc idk how to interact!111!!!!!111111!!11 (dickmuncher ano- /J)

"fuck you, die in a hole and the like."

"you're not allowed in my alley or dumpster anymore."

-hooker foxy

#hookerfoxyanswers #davetrap anon #the thing that you did is call hostess cupcakes garbage #they love hostess cupcakes #you monster #not removing the stock image words n shit on the background it's a trademark now

[angel-hawthorne]

Even after reading all 29 chapters, this behemoth of an imp is still doing imp shit. I take it back. Imps don't deserve the disrespect. If JJK keeps up with his shenanigans, I hope something happens that this bitch loses his ability to fight...temporarily. Imagine having to wait on this fucker hand and foot until he's fully recovered. As a convalescent, gods, he'd be worse than before.

There's a significant chance he might not learn anything from his fuck-ups. Given his "relaxation is for the weak" mentality, the possibility of death by overwork/overexertion might also happen. The only way I'll EVER see him stop being a total dickmunch is if he suffers an NDE. Maybe there's a likelihood of a drastic event that affects Jake Jr, such as early ED. I try not to get my hopes up, but pleeeeaase let this new guy come crash and sink JJK's pride/ego like the Titanic. He's been getting away with too much shit.

P.S. What are the chances of either JJK or Dan catching an STI from all that raw-dogging?

#징크스 #jinx manhwa #joo jaekyung #yaoi #god fucking dammit someone do something #this bastard #IDC how pretty JJK is #IDC how just curbstomp this motherfucker #like pleeeeease

[maiteo]

preparing myself for mass messi dickmunching & ofc my boy mbappé comes thru🤭

#lemme not speak too soon bc yk….llorones y pateticos and all that😜

[freekzoutarchive]

@outofthiisworld ophelia said: “if he talks to me, i think he'll leave you. do you want him to leave you?”

what ruth wants is not to have to relinquish their advantageous position just because some waspy dickmunch can't take a hint. they were here first, god dammit.

"this is when having him around actually comes in handy," she mutters -- reluctant to admit it, and glad that he's not around to hear it. him being old fartful, of course. the problem is that funke's funk does not discriminate. he would punish everyone in this bar, not solely those who deserve it. that doesn't strike ruth as being very fair.

she swills the contents of her glass. she doesn't normally order wine. she really can't afford it -- maybe that's why this happened. karma, or whatever. a sign from the universe.

she's staring at the back of mr. trust fund. he's trying to weave his way through the crowd toward the men's room, which is the furthest possible distance from the bar. he's made no less than four entitled remarks on his way there.

there's a wicked glint in her eye as she turns her head down toward the woman. "-- you sound confident. what would you say?"

#outofthiisworld #ophelia & ruth.

[pudgy-planets]

“Blondie and Maki’s Basketball? Hell to the Yeah, I’m just that impressive~ Guess I’ll have to put this bad boy to use next time one of the president’s dickmunchers comes crawlin’ over I’ll just slam this bad boy on them!”

A red robotically gloved hand smacks the bluish rear with a tooth grin, wiggling her hips as the cyborg girl’s jacket hem rested atop the shelflike rear.

“Could get used to this~”

#muse: xenon #dash commentary

[edensix]

during my most recent re-read of ASOIAF (and seeing how good HOTD was, despite my misgivings) i have come to realize that the GOT show was just...so cringe. like D&D are hack marvel writers on a prestige network. they can't go 30 mins of sincerity without throwing in unnecessary nudity or some stupid tyrion quip.

anyway i know it's the popular opinion to say david and dickmunch were hacks thanks to the last few seasons but i argue that once we take off our nostalgia goggles we can see that they were actually talentless hacks from the start, riding languidly on the coattails of grrm's work. (which is a double penalty simply because george actually HAS written and worked on television, so dumbass and dipshit's egos were so inflated that they thought they could change shit around to better fit the television medium.)

#also i'm glad they lost all their big job ops after season 8 #unfortunately according to imdb davis is currently slated to prod. the 3 body problem and also two other GOT spinoffs #db is also slated for 3bp #a true riches to riches tale of two egotistical white men who came from wealth following their dreams

[infectedpaul]

like yes shrek was a Fuck you to disney by a dickmunch like katzenberg but it was also a genuinely groundbreaking and heartfelt story of loving yourself and learning to love others despite what the world dictates as ugly. its rich with fart and dookey jokes and pop culture references and hit songs because its so anti disney, the 90s for disney was all about movie musicals and love stories starring pretty people (even my favorite all time disney movie and one of my fav movies ever beauty and the beast ends with adam becoming human again despite being loved for who he is not what he looks like) so of course the big counterculture effect would be about a fuckin ogre who finally lets people in and learns he can be  himself and not just what a fairy tale says he is 

#dex says things #idk i just Think a lot about that #that like the popular fairy tales are practically celebrities in this world #and their stories are passed down and treated as high tier #pretty princes and princesses are treated like gods #while the little critters and funny Little Guys and monsters are treated like lesser subbeings #it makes for some good commentary that i think gets glossed over a lot

[quarterback2012]

THAT DICKMUNCHER KEEPS MAKING FUN OF ME FOR SAYING SLIM SHADY AND EMINEM ARE MY TWO FAVORITE RAPPERS!?!? WHAT DOES HE KNOW. BITCH

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[immortal-elements]

https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/tymbxw/cooking_is_for_broke_people/

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/tyowbd/guy_thinks_cooking_is_for_poor_people/

(First one has the actual video, video is broken in the second link but the second link is the actual kitchen confidential thread where everyone tears him a new one)

I found it! This is the annoying video of that Andrew Tate fuckwit, saying that cooking is for broke people. Some of my favorites: “Dude looks like the exact midpoint of a rat transforming into a human” “Vin Weasel” “I’m dumber and poorer for having listened to this” “It’s actually the opposite. I would do a lot more cooking if I became rich” “Andrew Taint” “It’s important that douchebags like this exist as an example of what not to be” “Using the term World Conquest unironically to mean buying a bunch of useless shit” like yeah, sure, I’ll probably never be a multimillionaire. Oh, uh, how did Dickmunch make his money anyways? He was a kickboxer for a little bit, (sure, whatever), but the rest is kind of ambiguous. I see a lot of people saying he makes his millions pimping out camgirls, (which isn’t even him doing the work, it’s the camgirls), gambling (woooow, such hard work), and running a prostitution ring in eastern europe with his brother.

So uh, yeah, sure, it’s easy to be a multimillionaire when you are human scum with no empathy and you don’t play by the rules, the rest of us with actual human decency are gonna keep cooking though

[cyarsk52-20]

Those bloggers contributed to that nasty Canadian biiich downfall… thanks dickmunchers

#Instagram #megan thee stallion #i’m not sad for her #i’m outraged #i’m just glad she’s in a better place now #those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #and they can go straight to hell #they will pay for their crimes #for sucking that abusers meat #I’m not sad for her #I’m outraged #I’m just glad she’s in a better place now #As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named #Those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #And they can go straight to hell #They will pay for their crimes #She went through unnecessary trauma for two years #That’s unforgivable #Next level fuckery #That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women #once again #🖕🏿daystar Peterson #annnnn boom #just like that #may all who come against black women rot #Don’t fuck with black women #If you can’t love them then at least don’t harm them #can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on August 7th. #can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on august 7th #That’s a sociopath.