So Secret from bottomjoonghyuk (Kim Dokja)
This Guy like Kim Dokja is Really Kim Dokja.
We Are Acting as Omniscient Reader Characters Because it's the Fandom He Loves, But He's Really Kim Dokja.
His Friends Say Kim Dokja is so Dense, He Thought He Was Yoo Joonghyuk.
Which was Why He shipped Dokjoong despite it being a unpopular pairing.
But Then He Left Tumblr As a New Person After Becoming Bored, Found Us and Found He's Kim Dokja, And Returned as Kim Dokja. To the url bottomjoonghyuk.
This mastermind would say, 'Bottomjoonghyuk, so as Yoo Joonghyuk I was at the bottom, but now as Kim Dokja, I'm Me, and I'm at the Top.'
Yes He Would Really Say This, Don't Be Fooled By His Polite Personality Here.
This Guy We Love is Egotistical Like Fuck.
Sometimes.
What Friends.
Kim Dokja is Sleeping. Stop it already.
Kim Dokja is Mine. Fuck Off.
You Fuck Off.
Go Away Yoo Joonghyuk and Secretive Bastard Plotter, Han Sooyoung Turn.
This is So Funny.
Ok but Like the Real Kim Dokja, Thought He was Yoo Joonghyuk Because He Wanted To Become Yoo Joonghyuk.
This Kim Dokja Real, Thought He Was Yoo Joonghyuk Because He Didn't Know He Was Kim Dokja, and Wrote -
Shut up Han Sooyoung Protects!!!!!!!!!
yoo-
Joonghyuk.
Fuck off, I don't Ship Joongdok (or Dokjoong), Kim Dokja is Mine!
Fake Uriel.
Fics - Yeah.
Anyway it's such a Coincidence, Lol.
The Entire Universe, Be More Useful!
Sorry Group Name.
Kim Dokja is the Centre of the Universe.
I Wrote that not Han Sooyoung
Fuck off Han Sooyoung, my Turn!
Han Sooyoung Rejects!
Move Yoo Joonghyuk, Go Have Sex with Secretive Plotter Or Something. Cuddle Kim Dokja -
FUCK OFF KIM DOKJA IS MINE. I WOULD RATHER DIE X2 TIMES 32 DON'T KNOW WHAT TURNS THAN HAVE SEX WITH SO CALLED SECRETIVE PLOTTER
SECRETIVE PLOTTER.
Past Lives.
Yeah, Sure.
Anyway, Kim Dokja.
Sorry about this Useless ENtire Universe.
God is Sleeping!
Our God Kim Dokja.
A Moment Of Silence.
Bottom joonghyuk actually Kim Dokja in Disguise.
We Are Sorry, God.
Anyway, So It's Funny Because yeah Kim Dokja in ORV Wanted to be Yoo Joonghyuk. and This Kim Dokja is so Dense He Didn't Know He Wasn't Yoo Joonghyuk, but Kim Dokja. While being interested in Kim Dokja's words while Reading Omniscient Reader.
Yay So a Miracle Has Happened for Kim Dokja in Real Life, Kim Dokja's Friends Found Him Again, Yeah! - Han Sooyoung
Yay Kim Dokja Totally Has Friends Now.
Still Laughing at the Thinking He's Yoo Joonghyuk.
We Won't Bully Our Precious God *Glares* - Han Sooyoung
You Think You Writer Here?
Brb Murder people - hansooyoung
Brb look at kim dokja secretly - Secretive plotter
Brb MURDER Secretive Plotter -a very calm yoo joonghyuk
The Entire Useless Universe.
(We Hope You'll Enjoy Our Kim Dokja.)
10 notes
·
View notes
PREVIEWING: the one where i write fanfiction about a man with a wife and kid
(working title.)
“Ow,” Martyn says, monotone. “Ouch. Ough. Ack.”
Scott reaches up and hits him on the face. “Would you quit it with the dramatics?”
Two thirteen year old boys sit up in a treehouse much too high up to be safe. Rain patters gently on the roof, and water seeps in through the cracks of the old, splintered wood, hitting Scott on the forehead if he dares lean his head back. It smells of mold and 70% alcohol. “Sorry,” Martyn replies. He sits on an old pillow, skinned knee up and facing Scott.
It looks just about how Scott had expected Pearl and Big B’s treehouse to look like. There’s a tattered Wings of Fire poster up on the wall, but upon closer inspection, he can clearly see that it’s just four printed sheets of paper taped together.
Scott presses another one of those alcohol pads up to Martyn’s knee, and he hisses, scooting back just a little bit before a sorry look flashes across his face. Martyn moves back, and Scott expects Jimmy to pop up with a tirade of complaints, but Jimmy is not there. He’s getting his blond boys confused.
That’s what I get for having a crush before reaching high school, Scott thinks.
26 notes
·
View notes
Alright, this might be a long post so, fair warning lmao.
I realize my previous post may sound like I’m doing some deep dive conspiracy exposé or something, just getting out ahead of it: this isn’t that. This is mostly speculation and educated guesses. For the sake of clarity, this is just how I am reading the situation and may not, in fact, reflect what is actually happening (Even though, I’m pretty positive it is).
Disclaimer aside, I’m gonna get into why (I think) Izzy and the real living human beings who are fans of Izzy are getting so much aggressive hate. And why there’s so much inflammatory discourse around the character.
The gist of it is:
1. Its Ship War Bull Shit
2. The Entitlement
3. Silencing And Scare Tactics
4. We’re Not Falling For It
5. As Good Of A Solution As We’re Gonna Get (At Least Until Something Big Changes In Fan Culture As We Know It)
Now, actually Getting Into All That:
1. Its Ship War Bull Shit
Exactly what it says on the tin. I’m not saying and I don’t want to imply that everybody with their own preferred non-Izzy ships are the ones encouraging and participating in this behavior. What I am saying is that a non-zero number of, particularly Blackbonnet/Gentlebeard, shippers (though this isn’t unique to them) don’t like seeing other people ship Izzy with one (or more) of the characters in their ship. The same could be said for other fan favorites/popular ships as well. Jim, Lucius, Frenchie, etc. There is almost always another popular ship that the other party is involved in.
Though this does go beyond shipping as well. The way I see it, even people who don’t have ‘overlapping’ ships (or who don’t have ships at all and simply like Izzy on his own merit) are a target because of association with other fans who do. Whether that is actual interactions with said other fans or only imagined by way of them both being fans of Izzy.
This idea of a zero-sum game where, if people ship Blackhands that means there’s less people who ship Blackbonnet/Gentlebeard! (Or Ouizzy vs Room People, or Sprizzy vs Lucius’ polycule, or Jim/Izzy vs Tealoranges) is a false one. Multi shippers exist. Some people are more than capable of shipping two overlapping pairings with no problems. Sometimes people just don’t ship your ship. Its unreasonable to be mad at a Tealoranges shipper for not shipping Blackbonnet/Gentlebeard, so should it be unreasonable to be mad at a Blackhands/Gentlehands/Ouizzy/Sprizzy/etc shipper for not shipping your preferred ship.
Which brings me to my next point, being:
2. The Entitlement
Hi. I’m someone who is very particular in my ships. I have a handful that I like and I don’t particularly like to see ones that I don’t like, especially if they involve a character I ship with someone else. The difference between me and The Problem is that I am fully aware that my fandom experience is my own responsibility. If I don’t like something, its on me to remove myself from situations where I might encounter said thing. I don’t go into tags for ships I don’t like. I don’t go into tags for characters I don’t like. If I read a fic that deals with topics or ships that I don’t like I simply back out and move on with my day (provided the fic was properly tagged, please make sure you’re tagging your fics properly).
The Problem comes when people don’t take responsibility for their own fandom experience and expect everyone else to cater to their tastes. You are not entitled to other people’s: time, energy, enjoyment. If you are not paying someone, they don’t owe you anything.
I understand it can be frustrating when it seems like there’s not enough content for something you enjoy but there’s an apparent abundance of content for something you don’t but the only person who’s problem that is? Is you. Be the change you want to see in the world. If you think there’s a lack of content for your preferred thing? Go make content for that thing. If you don’t think you have the talent to make content for the thing? Do it anyway. Talent is not inherent and practice doesn’t make perfect but it does make improvements and for every imperfect thing you do make you’re increasing the amount of the thing you like. If you’re not inclined to make then consider commissioning someone. If you can’t be bothered to do either though? You’re not allowed to complain about a lack of content because you are part of the problem.
The entitlement doesn’t do you any favors either. When I joined this fandom I was over the moon for Blackbonnet/Gentlebeard. Now? I only read it if its written by a small handful of people because I don’t/can’t trust that anyone outside of those people aren’t going to be Weird About Izzy (and unnecessarily aggro at me about it). I don’t engage with the content for it anymore because The Problem has made it unsafe to do so. I have no intentions of making any sort of content for it now either. I do not cater to bullies and, for my own sake, I don’t care if ‘innocent’ people get caught in the crossfire. They are missing out on content because of people they are either passively allowing to remain in their spaces or actively encouraging. I am not the only one who has adopted this policy in light of The Problem.
Again, you are not entitled to other people’s: time, energy, enjoyment. If you make your spaces inhospitable for them, they are well within their rights to remove themselves from said spaces and blacklist the community from their own spaces.
Speaking of inhospitality:
3. Silencing And Scare Tactics
This is where the issue really lies. Fueled by The Entitlement, The Problem decides the best way to avoid/discourage content they don’t like is to make it seem like said content causes harm. Basically: ‘Its Problematic!’
This is where the ‘Izzy is racist/homophobic/a colonizer/etc comes from. It doesn’t matter what the canon says. It doesn’t matter if its interpretation or bad faith or anything else. ‘Izzy is a bigot’ is by and large, true or not, a silencing tactic to scare people into complying with the demands of The Problem. Its why ‘and that makes you an apologist/part of the problem’ always follows. Regardless of whether or not the person being told this is a part of any of the groups Izzy has allegedly wronged (for the sake of being part of those groups).
Its why several BIPOC have been accused of racism for being fans of Izzy. Why abuse survivors have been called abuse apologists for liking him.
The average person, when interacting with the fandom, will hear the loudest voices yelling ‘Izzy is problematic and so are you if you like him’ and avoid the topic for fear of coming across as problematic themselves. They won’t bother looking into the accusations because there is a risk in digging deeper and moreso of speaking out. ‘Its Problematic’ is a shield to hide the abuse being thrown at people who would really rather just be minding their own business.
Which isn’t to say its bulletproof, since:
4. We’re Not Falling For It
Which means that we’re being, perhaps not just as loud but, as loud as we can be about it all being Bull Shit. To some this might come across as apologia and ignoring the actual wrongs the character has done, its not. What it is is disputing false accusations towards the character and towards ourselves. Its quoting Word Of God and citing canon and saying ‘hey, this interpretation doesn’t really match up with the themes of the show’. Its poking holes.
Which The Problem doesn’t like.
Which leads to doubling down on accusations towards the fans. ‘Racist/abuse apologist/etc’. Over a fictional character. This isn’t to say that no Izzy fan is (consciously or unconsciously) racist, though the same could be said for fans of any character, just that its not because of association with the character. Personally, I think there is more issue with removing the agency from a BIPOC character and making all their faults be the fault of their white henchman (and all their virtues being attributed to the influence of their white boyfriend), but that’s just me.
What it also leads to is death threats and suicide bait. Which, I don’t know about you, but I think that’s a much worse offense than ‘liking the wrong fictional character’.
The excessive vitriol (the anon hate, the doxxing, the death threats, the outlandish accusations) comes from the fact that we’re doing our damnedest to show that The Problem is an actual problem and they don’t like having the spotlight shining on their bad side.
Which leads me to my last point:
5. As Good Of A Solution As We’re Gonna Get (At Least Until Something Big Changes In Fan Culture As We Know It)
The best thing we can do, until something big changes, is to remove the spotlight entirely. Deplatform the worst of them as we’re able to, which means not debating and not correcting (This’ll be especially difficult for me, I like to argue lol. Though, if you’re like me, you could also make a separate post disputing the argument after you’ve blocked the original poster. Just make sure you don’t mention their name/@ when you do, otherwise you’re just giving them back their platform by giving people access to them again.), and block liberally.
Blocking is a solution to two problems: 1. It avoids the possibility of seeing bad faith takes that you might want to argue with, and 2. It keeps The Problem from having access to you. It also provides you with a way to report The Problem if they do that fun thing they like to do and go around blocks to get to you anyway.
I know I’m probably not saying anything we didn’t already know, but I think its a good thing to remind people (and myself) of sometimes. We’re not The Problem, we deserve to have a space where we can enjoy ourselves in the fandom without harassment, and we have at least some level of ability to make that possible. This is hardly the first or only fandom to be experiencing this sort of issue, but given its the fandom we’re in right now, we gotta do what we can to make sure its a safe one (Which means, anybody who isn’t experiencing this, but who isn’t speaking out about it? Maybe start doing that. Its not just us that need your help, its fandom as a whole. Many voices make changes.).
23 notes
·
View notes
Give me the ship opinions on kaeluc ☆
ship ask game
Kaeluc: Ship It
What made you ship it?
Kaeluc is actually one of the two Genshin ships that broke containment and reached me before I even started playing, so I already had a bias (that you, my dear friend, absolutely did not help). Then I started playing and the deal was easy to seal, wow, red/blue duo that had an intense falling out and have a tense relationship to this day, plenty of in-game pandering, and they're brothers? It was a losing battle from the start.
What are your favorite things about the ship?
The angst they have is delicious, especially from Kaeya's side. Everything that went down the night Crepus died, the way he knew how Diluc would react but still went through with coming clean... And how he never blamed Diluc for it and cared for his Vision after he left Mondstadt, returning it safe to him when he came back... He cares! He cares!! I also love how well they know each other despite everything, and I love the thought of them possibly eventually making up. They have a whole arc and we're only in the middle of it, Hoyo keeps us so well-fed.
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
The whole "brothers vs sworn brothers" debate is pointless, both are true in the first place considering they are sworn brothers but were also raised together with Kaeya being adopted by Crepus, so pick whichever you like best and leave it at that. It really doesn't matter, just enjoy yourselves.
2 notes
·
View notes