#disaster puppy aziraphale

[takeme-totheworld]

If I was Aziraphale, the hitchhiker reappearing by the side of the road after I'd already driven past her would have made me significantly LESS likely to stop for her, not more. Especially if I was a 6000-year-old immortal being who knew that demons were real.

I'm just saying.

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[hg-aneh]

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[amu-says-hav-says]

I can’t believe I went through all of Season 2 assuming Nina was the stand-in for Crowley when you actually pay attention it’s so CLEAR that she’s Aziraphale. I was tricked by her spiky, sarcastic, cynical outer shell and lulled into a false sense of security by Maggie’s bubbly optimism and wholesome goodness, because on the surface they reflect the ineffable husbands perfectly, in their personalities, their aesthetics, even many of their actions and morals. but not, and this is the real key, when it comes to their “relationship”. but those first impressions really had me damn fooled. 

I missed the blatantness of Nina’s “we’re just friends. actually we’re not friends. we barely know each other.” the same thing Aziraphale said in season 1.  the way he still struggles to quantify their friendship when Nina asks. Nina’s sarcasm when Crowley asks about rain and awnings because it worked for him (we all know it LMAO). hell, that whole convo the girls have in the rain is so AziraCrow (“I know. I’m not your type” “...You have no idea” hits so much harder the second time, help meeeee.) “Lindsay” maybe being symbolic of Heaven and Aziraphale’s toxic relationship with them and their abuse? (the handwritten text messages in red pen make me think of angry notes on paperwork, anyone else?) because Crowley has never actually cared about what Hell thinks of him, just not getting into trouble (or him or Aziraphale getting hurt). Maggie is always chasing Nina. NINA NEVER GOES IN THE RECORD STORE. Just like Crowley always goes to the bookstore, to Aziraphale, Zira NEVER WENT TO THE FLAT (apart from The Swap but that doesn’t count imo). Crowley has always chased Zira, not the other way around. Always there to rescue him, always going to him for company, always relying on their shared connection, always US. OUR SIDE. All through season one, he comes to Zira every time to work together, never trying to work alongside Hell in any way that isn’t to save their skins or Earth, while Zira hides things from Crowley because he STILL thinks Heaven is ultimately good and will do the right thing if he can just show them. fix it from the inside. 

Maggie working up the courage to finally say something, to put herself out there, while Nina is utterly oblivious and then when she does realise Maggie has feelings, becoming standoffish, putting up that barrier, fighting it, denying it, ITS SO CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT ORDER. the way I was fooled into thinking Nina’s trust issues are Crowley because he does have trust issues ofc he does BUT Crowley has ALWAYS TRUSTED AZIRAPHALE. has always relied on him. has always been hurt when Aziraphale doesn’t immediately reciprocate the way he expects (the holy water request, the bandstand, the “off in the stars” etc). he’s always the one putting himself forward. Aziraphale has always been the one to second guess everything, to fight their connection, their similarities, their friendship. the girls really made me think it was going to be okay when they sat Crowley down, even as my inner sirens were going haywire about Metatron interfering, they were telling Crowley he just needs to open up and it’ll all work out BUT HE’S ALREADY AT THAT POINT. he may not say it, and by gosh is that part of their damn problem, but he’s always SHOWN IT. he’s not Nina who needs time to heal and recover from her broken trust, he’s always been Maggie believing it doesn’t matter, they’ll end up together in the end anyway AND I WALKED RIGHT INTO THE TRAP THAT THIS MEANT THEY WERE GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #GO2 #GO2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #not me going to my basically unused sideblog that isn't GO related because I NEED TO YELL THIS SOMEWHERE #I mean outside of the relationship thing there are so many ways #that Nina and Crowley line up and Zira and Maggie #but the girls story isn't about them as people #it's about this relationship the boys are tryna push on them and what that relationship reflects about the boys #anyway I'm on my first rewatch for all the clue I missed #so I imagine I'll only spot more clues to berate myself about as I go #HOW DID I FALL FOR ITTTTTT #I can't believe I was so blind #OFC the Disaster Puppy Lesbian was Crowley #and OFC the Emotionally Abused Tortoise was Aziraphale

[mothsshoes]

the different vibes from these two this season is killing me 😭

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #sad homeless disaster puppy having a crisis #vs silly magician angel having the time of his life

[shoemakerobstetrician]

Season 3 Opening Scene Nightingale 1941 Theory

So, season 2 opened with a flashback that had us totally reevaluating Aziraphale’s and Crowley’s relationship. I think the same will be true of season 3.

I think we will return to the night in 1941, to find out that they kissed, danced, or more that night.

1 - Why are they sitting at a table in the bookshop just drinking, no food on the table? When they’re drinking they don’t use a table. I think it’s to clue us in that there is more to the scene than what we are seeing - at some point before or after they had dinner.

2 - We know that Aziraphale did the apology dance in 1941 - again an indication that there is probably more to that evening than what we have seen so far.

3 - When Crowley says ‘no nightingales’ in S2E6 we now think he’s referring to the scene at the end of S1E6 in the Ritz, but it does seem a bit of a reach. It was a very nice moment, but I don’t think a relationship defining one that would cause both of them to think of it as their song.

4 - A Nightingale Sang was released in 1940, first charting at the end of December 1940. It would have been a hit in 1941 (according to Wikipedia it got up to #2).

5 - I think they had dinner, they danced, or perhaps even kissed to Nightingale as it was playing on the radio, and it became their song in a much more significant moment in 1941.

6 - When Aziraphale says to Crowley “Perhaps one day we could…dine at the Ritz” after “You go too fast for me Crowley” he would then be directly referring to their song from 1941.

7 - When it plays at the Ritz at the end of season 1, it’s because the pianist finds themselves mysteriously compelled to perform it, like the Oxford bus driver taking them to London.

8 - And finally, when Crowley says “no nightingales” at the end of S2 it is just devastating, it’s him saying there is no us.

And another thing: in the lyrics to Nightingale: That Certain night, the night we met/There was MAGIC abroad in the air. 😁

One more thing: I can certainly see Neil gleefully being like “Psych, it WASN’T their first kiss.”, and the scene would be just as heartbreaking if not more so if it was what Crowley thought was their last kiss.

ETA I just rewatched the bookshop table scene for like the 17th time. Holy 💩 is the dialogue strange and very loaded. The “trust me” bit, and the “shades of grey”. Throughout the whole scene Aziraphale is sideways eye fucking Crowley. There is simply no way we’re not going to see more of this scene in Season 3.

I very much like this whole idea, it probably won’t happen. Maybe someone will write a fanfic at least.

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[thecommonmold]

Remember when everyone was scared crowley would betray Aziraphale ??well at least that didn't happen and boy were all of you wrong

#good omens #michael sheen #david tennant #aziracrow #good omens 2 #disaster puppy #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #good-omens #neil gaiman #good omens 2 spoilers

[unforgivablego]

#poor dad and son #jim is about to drive crowley crazy #disaster puppy #and his jinx #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #jim #crowley and aziraphale #gabriel #good omens series #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #neil gaiman meme #crowley #john hamm

[goth-maudra]

Oh. Oh no. He's doing it.

In season 1, when trying to convince Aziraphale of things, especially during the "godfathers" idea pitch, Crowley would start to snake-ily sway. Think about Kaa in The Jungle Book, the "Trust in Me" hypnotic sway.

He's doing it here. Doing EVERYTHING people do to avoid crying; looking away, looking up, breathing hard...and probably unconsciously, the snake sway.😭

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[kaeraesketches]

✨”Jim?…..Do we know a Jim?”

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✨Welp…here we go, this is my first-ever portrait of Crowley! I’m new and fresh to Tumblr, but I’ve got a bunch of stuff already posted to Instagram. Bear with me while I double-post things for a little while! 😅

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✨Digital painting, Procreate. Hope you like it! 🥰

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[omens-for-ophelia]

"Good boy..."

Crowley isn't 'Good', and he isn't a 'Boy' (so to speak), but somehow, when Aziraphale gives a pleased little hum and threads his fingers idly through crimson curls with promise, he really, really wants to be.

Safe, sane and lovingly consensual play for our favourite disaster puppy, featuring non-explicit nudity and dom/sub overtones.

Little clumsy drabble & full art below the cut:

Even as his demon sits sweetly at his feet, the expression in those golden eyes does not beg permission nor plead for relief. Rather, like they always have, they watch him with curious and patient intensity, and wait to take whatever would be given. Aziraphale throws a glance up towards the windows of the bookshop, and the heavy curtains dutifully swing themselves across the windows, shutting out any unwanted passers by. This isn't for anyone but the two of them tonight.

The hum in Aziraphale's throat deepens by an octave. He spreads his thighs wider in his armchair, carefully removing his tidy reading spectacles to set them beside his long-abandoned teacup, threading one hand deep into Crowley's curls. He moves the other hand to lovingly trace across his lower lip.

"You've behaved so well today..." The words sigh out of him with a smile. He continues to circle his neatly manicured fingertips over Crowley's red, open mouth, shivering when a forked tongue flicks out cheekily to taste him. When resistance wavers and that snaking tongue coils wicked and wet around his finger; when Crowley eagerly leans forward to take him deeper into the warmth of his mouth, Aziraphale's hold on his hair curls into a fist and tugs, forcing him to bare his long, lovely throat.

The once-patient look in Crowley's eyes is gone now - replaced with something both desperately starving and incandescently alive. The angel gives a slow, satisfied smirk.

"Ah ah - don't be greedy now, there's a good boy... I'll give you what you need. I promise."

tagging @ineffabildaddy & @foolishlovers ❤️

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[servantserah]

Tag yourself, I'm Crowley

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[hg-aneh]

the disaster-puppyfication of Anthony J. Crowley

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[sentientsky]

gender is stored in david tennant’s slinky little walk

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[legoomens]

So here are the pictures of our unfortunate Demon being evicted from his swishy flat . I hope he can spirit his things to a pocket dimension somewhere, because there isn't much room in the Bentley's boot. He ends up here with tea and sympathy, but !

My poor Boy!

#good omens #lego #aziraphale #crowley #disaster puppy #polls #good omens 2 #moc #the Bentley

[shoemakerobstetrician]

This is the S2 equivalent of sitting on a park bench, trying to not look like you’re having an important conversation. Nina and Maggie do it too. The ‘casual/incredibly significant’ chat while dancing is basically TM Jane Austen.

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[onceuponapuffin]

Okay so Aziraphale may keep a derringer in his bookshop, but I guarantee you he doesn't remember which book it's in or where that book is. Because as much as Crowley is disaster-coded, Aziraphale isn't far off the mark himself.

For Your Consideration:

A man dressed for a robbery enters the bookshop and points a gun at Aziraphale.

Man: "This is a Robbery! Give me all the money in the till!"

Aziraphale: "Oh! Oh dear me, this is a surprise. Unfortunately, young man, I will NOT be giving you the money in my till, for as you see, I have..." *reaches for book* *opens book* "I have....um..." *reaches for another one and opens it* "I...um...just a moment!"

Man *confused* : "What?? NO! Give me your money now or I'll shoot!"

Aziraphale: "No, no, just hang on a tick...." *is going through books quickly now* "I promise you if you just wait one moment, you'll be VERY IMPRESSED."

And then Crowley walks through the door.

Crowley: "Right, ready for lunch Angel....WHOT is going on?"

Aziraphale: "This young man was just attempting to rob me."

Crowley glares at the would-be robber: "Oh...is that SO??"

The would-be-thief starts shaking from fear, though he isn't exactly sure why. Suddenly he gets the feeling that really, he ought to be going now. This place isn't worth the trouble anyway. Better to try somewhere else. And he leaves.

Aziraphale: "REALLY my dear, I could have handled it."

Aziraphale absent-mindedly places his hand on a book and opens it. It is hollowed out and contains a derringer.

Aziraphale triumphantly: "AHA! You see??"

He is positively beaming. Crowley shrugs - he DEFINITELY didn't have anything to do with Aziraphale suddenly finding what he was looking for.

Crowley: "Whatever you say, Angel. Lunch?"

Aziraphale: "Oh! Yes PLEASE!"

Later (After Lunch)

A mother browses the books in Aziraphale's bookshop, taking her time. Her bored child picks up a book at random and opens it. The child's face goes white.

"Um.....Mummy??"

~FIN~

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