#does this count as a crackship?

[trashyshrew]

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #inotan #tanjiro kamado #inosuke hashibira #featuring zenitzu agatsuma #does this count as a crackship? #unfinished sketches #i was ready to colour this but lost my nerve #😅😅😅

[emptyadderallbottle]

Guys hear me out

Old man yaoi

Idek if they've ever interacted but this came to me in a dream

#what if the old men were queer for eachother? #apex legends #apex brainrot #apex #get out of my head #apex caustic #apex ballistic #this is one of the dumbest things ive thought of #but I love aro ace headcanons #caustic #old men who need a break #does this count as a crackship?

[attourney-at-lycan]

i needed more mcd garroth and aaron

im not a strong gaarron? arroth?? aarroth??? whatever- i’m not a strong gaarron girlie simply because i haven’t thought of them much-

but i just want them to interact. i’ve said this before but i think they’d be very very good best friends. like ‘i completely trust u without having to say anything’ kind of friends

but before they get to that step in their relationship, they’d probably be the type to hate each other a lot. JUST HEAR ME OUT. they hate each other bc they hate themselves? im love repeating myself but im right IM RIGHT. they see traits in the other that they hate about themselves and therefore would probably duke it out.

but its like. they’re vastly different in the way they deal with these traits? they both internalize everything but aaron just closes himself off and doesn’t put up a facade like garroth does. it pisses aaron off that garroth ‘lies’ to himself and others about his feelings and garroth hates how aaron doesn’t take consideration of others to hide his ‘baggage’.

also garroth thinks that aaron did actually kill the people of falconclaw or at least probably thinks aaron cldve done a better job of protecting his village while aaron has a vendetta against the ro’meave family bc of garte and zane

idk if this made any sense. but if these two somehow… somehow get closer through life or death circumstances or just fucking bond over shared trauma- or just forced to work together- they kinda become really close friends who just completely understand stand each other

this could morph into romantic or strictly platonic idk and idc but i feel like these two have potential and i dont see ppl talking about garroth and aaron in mcd ESP bc aaron did technically die for garroth

#does this count as a crackship? #aphmau #minecraft diaries #garroth ro’meave #aaron lycan

[modstarfell]

kizuna struggling with coming up cheer routines or at least parts where she needs help with (like more on the flips and stretches to make herself more flexible)

and owari noticing so she approaches and helps train the other to be able to do it perfect... the perfect cheer routine coming together with the ult cheerleader and ult gymnast working together

#kizuna 🎉 #does this count as a crackship?

[twilight-gullwing]

a pretty flower for a pretty girl~🌸

#ffxiii #ffxiii-2 #serah farron #oerba dia vanille #varah #does this count as a crackship ahhhh #haven’t seen too many things of them in the wild #well they’re cute🥺 #might make an au at some point akakaksks #my art

[blueribbs]

i might have exaggerated the height difference alittle bit

#jack o valentine #jack o #jack o guilty gear #justice #justice guilty gear #jackstice #juno💙🤍 #it's that one pic with the lesbians #you know the one #does this count as a crackship #very self indulgent #guilty gear #yuri

[void-detective]

Leon may not be able to get a girl but he sure as hell can get himself a man

#man is most guys gay awakening in canon or something #resident evil #leon s kennedy #luis serra #jack krauser #chris redfield #luis sera #a lot of the guys from the cgi movies too #does merchant count or is that to much of a crackship #bunny stuff #everyone wants a piece of him

[sysig]

It started with a whisper ♥ (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Crackship #Xigbar #Of all the crackships that I didn't expect I probably wouldn't have expected these two the most lol #I super wasn't expecting to feel So strongly about them this is like multi-tier Big Feelings in varying directions #One - ZEX - obvious (lol) | Two - Xigbar (hehe II hehehe) - I think I mentioned it like maaaybe once over here but I was Huge into KH #Specifically Org XIII specifically-specifically 358/2 it is the only game in the Kingdom Hearts line that I've beaten and probably ever will #Oh no wait that's not true I did play through all of the DS release of Re:Coded but like......does that count lol I think no #I played the intro of Kingdom Hearts II and shut it off after the bit with Roxas and Sora like - the egg scene how do I non-spoilers this #I own it and I will never beat it I am too sad I want only my Nobodies lol <3 #Kingdom Hearts had a big influence on me - that and Magic Knight Rayearth are a big explanation as to Why I'm Like This lol #Cough cough casting away the dark parts of your heart only for it to come back and bite you later and also The Gay™ lol #But AnyWay lol - Xigbar! #He wasn't my favourite-favourite - aside from Main Characters that'd probably go to Marluxia - but I still hold him very fondly!! #Definitely doodled him a good bit he's very handsome ♪ #And just - ah ♥ An old fave and a new(er) fave interacting and making each other happy and feel nice and play well I just fsalkfdf #As well as that being Max's body! There's something heightening about all these different aspects that was just overwhelming to me haha <3 #If it's not already obvious - yes this was the happy cries lol this is the only explanation I have haha #I feel very strongly about Them and Interactions and Feeling Nice and fjdslafsdf #Anyway! This isn't Just them! Just a lot haha ♪ #I have started a playlist lol - so far it's just this song - Everybody Talks - but some of the others from SCII playlist fit well too :) #The rest is just ZEX being cute hehe <3 ZEX not understanding what crying is is very interesting to me :3c No VUX equivalent? #Seems like they don't have the same kinds of chemicals like adrenaline et al so I guess a flushing system isn't as necessary! Interesting :D #ZEX fumbliness leading to him being a bit on the back foot is so cute hehe <3 He wants so loudly and openly but actually accomplishing it- #I also really like how he holds himself - all the tension through him to fight against new muscles and bone everything too alien! #I imagine his hands as being very rigid and all the fingers pulled together straight but that could just be how he describes bones hehe #Alien in there <3 Plenty to read into :3c

[kaiya-player2]

That moment when you somehow find gameplay of a game and start shipping a disembodied voice with an everyday office worker-

Needless to say, I'm confused too lmao

#the stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #stannarrator #stanley x narrator #how the hell did this happen #how the hell did i get here #i dont have answers #oh well #crackship #i find the dynamic of “character annoying another character” hilarious #i wish i could get this game lol #will play tf out of it when im able to #i love useless tags #anywho #idk how to tumblr #does this count as shitpost? #hell if i know #im tired lol

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

THE VAMPIRIC MAN

Doodledump

Heyyy hiii he is ALL that I think about and I am debating posting ones like the last doodle because oh my god

#the invisible man #ok listen the reason he’s visible is because he’s dead #and he goes visible when he’s dead so like #???? alright #art #jack griffin #vampire AU #shoutout to moot for giving the webbed hands ideas #you all will not BELIEVE who is in that last one #head is exploding #the lore here goes wild #does this count as a crackship #crackship has gotten WAY out of hand #gothlit crossover gone insane yk #also bat top scars 💕💕💕💕 #never putting that much detail into a suit again

[waywardsalt]

what kinds of crackships are even in the zelda fandom. i dont feel like there are too many

#that or im not looking in the right places #off the top of my head i know ganonbeck (no shit) and ghirazant #ig bc of timeline stuff and characters having repeat appearances dont really. allow for much crackship adjacent stuff #loz #legend of zelda #im just curious what kinda silly ships do we have going #i count ghirazant as a crackship despite hyrule warriors bc they originate from different games. does it count? #salty talks

[crimeronan]

eda and darius are another adamnessy situation to me. which is to say they are part of the same found family / polycule in the canon verse and therefore spend a significant amount of time together in-universe, BUT the canon shows Almost Nothing about what their one-on-one relationship is like. they have approximately two lines of dialogue alone together & everything else is developed through their insane polycule dynamics. such as: why have Both of these people chosen the same exact one weird offputting bleeding-heart anarchist ecoterrorist guy as their life partner bonded soulmate magic person. how are both of these people the least emotionally intelligent members of a polycule that includes THIS MUCH DYSFUNCTION. meanwhile what the canon Does show (or vaguely imply) about their dynamic is that they're opposite-personality shitheads who are somehow equally confrontational and messy while Also just. liking each other. so so so much. and they illustrate this positivity through constant complaining and bitchery about the other. and from this i can extrapolate that they're the most important relationship in the entire canon and therefore i must write at least 80k words about them. let's hear it for the unconventional-metamours-turned-grudging-friends-turned-ride-or-die-qps-who-still-act-like-bitter-enemies-the-whole-time 👏👏👏

#started writing this post just jokingly like 'shithead metamours amirite' then there were somehow. more parallels #i'm a one trick pony (well. two trick if we count ronanessy hunterluz) but damn if it ain't a highly specific and convoluted one trick #that sweet spot where theres enough canon basis that it's not a crackship but also so little canon basis it's My City Now #hunter and amity also fill this relationship arc to a T in my head. the canon does indicate theyre slightly less antagonistic tho #cdth #toh #i dont know if this is even coherent im deliriously tired and have tummyache #adamnessy doesnt fully imply all of this in the text but hoo boy their personalities sure do. i know them.

[yukineko-kitty-chan]

My first thought when I read the new One Piece chapter (1058) was “Ah, the shippers have a new crackship. Congrats.” and I really don’t know what that says about me at all

#one piece #I don't wanna say the names just in case people get spoiled #but yeah I took one look at the panel #where they're threatening the head #and I went oh. Ohhh yeah that's a crackship now #although... does it count as a crackship since they've got canon interaction now? #eh whatever my point stands

[blitzendoggo]

Person in the Mirror

Mr. Goodbid would totally kiss himself? Who wouldn’t? This is a reference from the fan discord, so yes, this is a bit of a shit post.

Mr. Goodbid/Ms. Goodbid (677 Words)

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Foresight has never been any of their strong strong suits, but they sure as hell are gods of hindsight. And in hindsight, playing Twenty Questions while being plastered has never ended well in the history of ever.

“There’s no fuckin’ way you’d do it!” Glib slurs, much more prone to smiling and laughing while drunk.

“Why wouldn’t I?” Mr. Goodbid shoots back, only slightly less tipsy than the nearly blacked-out frog.

“There’s no way you’d actually kiss a clone of yourself!” Glib laughs, his whiskey spilling slightly.

“Oh hell yeah I would!” Goodbid snickers. “I’m a handsome man, of course, I’d kiss myself!”

Glib laughs and shakes his head. “Nu-uh,” he snickers, swaying in his seat. “Prove it!”

“I don’t gotta prove anything to you, Glib,” Goodbid counters with a coy grin, sipping his drink as he maintains eye contact over the brim of his glass.

“I bet two gold coins you won’t actually be able to pull yourself!” the frog exclaims with a cocky grin.

Goodbid stands up. “Make it three and you have a deal.”

Glib, never one to be caught in a bluff smiles back at the man. “Deal!” He pulls three shiny gold coins from the pocket on the inside of his cloak and slams them down on the table in front of them.

The hitman makes a show of stretching before walking out the door of their common area and into the hall, scanning for any Goodbid variants. He spots one leaning against a far wall talking with a human Glib with a red cap.

He slowly walks over and examines his target. They’ve got long hair tied up in a bun and are wearing a woman’s suit. As he gets closer he can clearly see his signature mustache on their lip and killer eyeliner on their eyes.

“Howdy y’all,” he greets. “Can I steal this one away for a moment?” He touches his hand to the other Goodbid’d elbow as he gives the other his most charismatic grin.

“Care if we ask what it's for?” the Goodbid asks in a distinctly higher voice before extending their hand for a handshake. “I’m Ms. Goodbid by the by.”

“Mr. Goodbid.” He shakes her hand before answering her question, “My Glib made a bet that I couldn’t pull myself.”

“How much did you bet?” the Glib variant asks, his voice lighter and almost happier in tone than his Glib’s.

“Three Gold Pieces,” Mr. Goodbid explains. “You can say no, but if we really are the same-”

“I’m always game for proving Glib wrong- no offense, Glib,” she says, casting her friend a sheepish smile.

The Glib variant shrugs, “Nontaken.”

“Is that a deal?” Mr. Goodbid asks.

“Do I get a cut of the profit?” she counters.

“Oh, of course! I am a gentleman, after all!” Mr. Goodbid laughs.

Ms. Goodbid links her arm through Mr. Goodbid’s with a cheeky grin. “Well then, my good sir, lead the way!”

They waltz into Mr. Goodbid’s common room and the frog’s jaw drops. “Ain’t no fuckin’ way!” he laughs.

“Oh quite the contrary, Glib!” Mr. Goodbid laughs. “Meet Ms. Goodbid!” He gestures at his partner.

She waves with a cheeky grin. “Hello, Glib.” She turns to her double. “Wasn’t there something more you need to do?”

“Oh yes! This!” He dips her dramatically with one hand on her waist and the other between her shoulder blades. Her hands go to his neck and they grin at each other before leaning in slowly for the kiss. Ms. Goodbid reaches up and snags Mr. Goodbid’s hat off his head to block their faces as they share a simple, sweet kiss before Mr. Goodbid puts the lovely lady back on her feet.

Glib starts laughing again. “I’m telling Callisto!” he says as he stumbles to his feet and walks off into the dock in search of the disgruntled wizard.

The Goodbids snicker as Mr. Goodbid snags the coins off the table and tosses Ms. Goodbid a coin. “Thank ya for your services, Ma’am,” he says with a grin,

“Anytime, sweetheart.”

#d&dorks #Mr. Goodbid #Ms. Goodbid #<- she's the fan created trans goodbid #and I love her #does this count as selfcest? #crackship #crack treated seriously #I wrote this in an hour #so have mercy on me #naethan apollo

[blueribbs]

idk if this ship exists yet so im calling it jackstice. i mean jack-o IS literally built to be justice's other half, but i just think its cute

#guilty gear #guilty gear shipping #jack o valentine #justice guilty gear #justice #jack o #jackstice #juno💙🤍 #guilty gear xrd #does this count as a crackship

[echodoesstuff62333]

Guys idk if this counts as a crackship but im pretty sure it does

but guys you need to see my vision

Repo Mantis x Todd the Capybara

Me and my friend love this ship. Opposites attract, also gives the same vibes as tattoo shop owner x flower shop owner. It is seriously a MWAH perfecto ship.

Big strong tough guy who works with cars and shit x little silly guy who adopted 66986603 and literally has niceness as his power.

GUYS PLEASEEEEEEE

#koi catastrophe #Repo mantis #rottmnt #rottmnt ship #crackship #todd capybara #tmnt #tmnt ships