#don wouldve

[officialmiintee]

one piece / cora san’s kids

#artists on tumblr #fanart #one piece #one piece fanart #don quixote corazon #don quixote rosinante #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #heart pirates #heart pirates penguin #penguin #heart pirates shachi #shachi #bepo #i want an au where cora adopts all four of them ok!! he wouldve loved the heart pirates #everyone in the heart pirates is his kids now

[capfalcon]

aaron sorkin rlly do be writing those homosexual undercurrents

#the only 'straight' thing ive seen from sorkin is #the newsroom #lots of heterosexuality in there #altho i wouldve loved some jim/don #or some jim/neal actually #just anyone but maggie. i have never hated a character like i hate maggie jordan #she is fucking insufferable #also gotta say mac is played p bisexual #and sloan is VERY bisexual energy #jordan rambles

[goldiipond]

thinking about how easily ray was willing to make an exception to his firm ‘i can only save emma and norman’ stance once don and gilda are actually in on the escape. the fact that, during his ‘deal’ with norman in ep 5 ‘we can bring don and gilda too’ isnt a condition norman had that ray begrudgingly agreed to but rather one that ray brought up completely unprompted.

ray has spent years coming to terms with the fact that saving everyone is impossible, years putting emma and norman over everyone else because they were the most precious people in his life and because risking a bigger escape could get everyone killed. he thought it was better for the others to live ignorant, happy lives until their shipment than to get killed on the outside. 

ray never had that same ignorant bliss the others had, emma and norman lost it after seeing conny, and while don and gilda aren’t given the full truth at first, they are given enough to have that illusion shattered for them as well. i just think a lot about how ray knows what it’s like to be trapped in that house without that happy illusion, and the moment don and gilda lose it, he can’t allow himself to push them away anymore.

#skye's ramblings #I DUNNO IM JUST. I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS. even before the escape ray cares abt everyone so so much #his whole thing is he wants to minimize their grief. if he cant save them he wants to make sure they dont suffer at all #he pushes them away not just for his own emotions but bc he thinks theyll handle his eventual death better if theyre not close to him #hes just a scared kid who wants to help everyone!!! so so bad!!!! fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!! #also why the whole situation w phil makes me insane like. ray had no input in that decision. im not sure he wouldve let him stay behind #yeees it was phils choice to stay but rays the only ond who knows what that choice actually fucking means!!!!! fuck!!! #and as ive made abundantly clear. i reaally love ray's apology to don in ep 6 not only for thedevelopment between them #but also bc of the look emma n norman exchange when he does it. they definitely know hes distanced himself from everyone else #even if they dont have every detail at this point. he has made his stance on making sure they escape at any cost abundantly clear #ray means the world to them but they dont want to be his only source of comfort yknow. seeing that brief vulnerability was everything <3 #ohhhhh im so. rays relationship w both don and gilda is everything to me. lying onthe foor

[downforthegas]

Don't read if you like fe/tch wi/th ru/ff ru/ff/man

That one-

That o- (fuck I can't even say it)

That one- (fuck, spit it out!)

...

That one episode of fet/ch where... Ru/ff has to pee really badly the whole episode... but instead of... instead of having to pee... (omg I can't believe I'm typing this...)

He just has to fart really badly.

Like, he doesn't have enough time to do it in private, and he thinks he can hold it the entire episode, but his stomach starts to hurt, and he feels all bloated cause there's a lot of gas, and, and...

Maybe he's got a little bump in his tummy, and it's so sensitive, he can barely focus. You'll hear his belly gurgle in pain, but he just can't let it out, he has a show to do. Blo/ss/om is secretly reminding him to just go somewhere private, but he won't. He thinks he has this (but really his stomach is dying for a belly rub, you know how dogs are).

Halfway through, though, he can't help it and accidently rip one in front of everyone. Being held in for a long time, it's really long and deep as it rumbles out from between his cheeks. His face is bright red with embarrassment. He carries on with the rest of the show, popping bubble farts out every once-in-a-while. It's embarrassing, but he can't keep up the act anymore. Plus, the relief he gets from his tummy ache is too good. By the end of the episode, he hides in the doghouse for a while, afraid to show his face to the public until his shame dies down.

Alternatively, he holds it all in until the end, but it gets stuck in his intestines, causing him pain, as he's unable to get any gas out no matter how many times he pushes. Blo/ss/om has to rub his stomach as he lies on his back, as rank fart explode out of him. Due to being inside him for so long... they smell like death and rotten milk. The house stinks as Ru/ff's farts rumble out, but at least now he feels relief.

He jokingly says he's not going to eat so many beans before the show, get embarrassed by his own remark ("did I just say that out loud" moment), and blush while saying, "Can we pretend this episode never happened?" as Blo/ss/om giggles about the whole situation.

Oh god why did I go on for so long about that don't look at meeeeeeee

I might write a drabble of this...

#eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gas kink #im disgusting #im gross #everyone point and laugh #this is nasty omg why am i so gross #who would even think of this besides me #but still #im kinda glad this show never had a fart joke #that wouldve been too much for my weird ass lol #im insane omg #don look at me

[ginkashino]

Omg still losing my mind over your comic... It's So Good!!!

I was thinking, if they really remodeled the Galleon sometime between the remodel and Don joining, they re-trash the place even worse. Honestly love that for them, go through a big home remodel just to turn it into a trash pile immediately after. I'm definitely viewing this as canon now!!!

Thank you again!!! 🎺❤️💙

At least it's gone

#ginkanswers #thank you so much for the support!!! #it means a ton to me #im v nervous about posting my dumb little drawings most of the time hhh #so im always extremely excited when people like them #thank you don for fixing the ship because these two wouldve turned it into a r/ men living spaces

[siglai]

i miss chuuya 15 fish eyes header and chuuya ass shot pinned. ☹️

theyre never seeing the light of day again.

#i wouldve kept the header but i don like the blog colors i had 2 use for it #becausw i colorpicj them frm my header

[jewfrogs]

diabolical box if don paolo replaced luke instead of flora. considering

#professor layton #if don paolo were smart he simply wouldve impersonated someone else that the professor didnt know. just become some rando and follow him #but don paolo is not smart. bless him #ribbits

[clownkiwi]

did anyone remember back in 2019 when tumblr (almost) unanimously hated the hell youtube cartoon and we all sent each other hate mail for even mentioning that we casually checked out the pilots bc. some of us were casually interested in what all the fuss was about

is it still a silent unbroken rule that we never talk about it??? are there still people on here who hate it with a burning passion like 3 years afterwards??? or have our feelings just. kinda mellowed out now and we're all like "meh. whatever"

#rubys clown thoughts #idk im just thinking outloud. ive stealth watching helluva (& pirating it dw 👍) & just refused to post about it #bc im entirely well aware someone out there mustve had a callout post ready for me to post. because i talked about a midtier cartoon #but anyways yea surprise surprise helluva isnt as bad as i once thought. the pilot was just kinda a bad pilot #which isnt super surprising for cartoons. but color me impressed the show improved. i wouldnt call myself a fan bc i don #wanna support the creator ofc ofc but. who wouldve thought

[launchpadmcfuck]

everyone always says dewey killed don karnage but i think if we had gotten a season four it would be revealed that not only did don karnage live but not he’s missing the opposite leg of della because pepper had to amputate in order to get him out of the wreckage

#pepper wouldve used the sword of swanstanine to amputate #alternatively steelbeak did it and just. bit his leg off #don karnage

[supercantaloupe]

man they really called us to rep orchestra for 20 minutes total and then dismissed the winds huh.

#some forewarning wouldve been nice so i couldve brought my computer and worked on reeds. #sasha speaks #literally just ran a little bit of beethoven 1 and then said 'ok bye winds' #what about beethoven 2. what about schumann. what about don g. we have other rep and other conducting students sir #also maestro [name redacted] wasnt there it was just maestro [other name redacted] :/ #i dont like the way he conducts or coaches tbh

[somuch-4-stardust]

can i uhhhh talk to the ceo of systems please. the plurality manager if u will. i have some complaints

#I DON THINK INTROJECTS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS!!! WHY AM I HERE AND WHERE ARE THE ACTUALLY COOL PEOPLE #if u asked the exhost about me at the time i introjected they wouldve been like 'nah fuck that guy all my homies hate ctommy' #WELL SURPRISE BITCH. #we should logically have a ghostbur. a techno. where are they. WHERE ARE THEY #and now im saying this from a I MISS MY SOURCE FAMILY pov. WHERE ARE THEY.

[goldiipond]

something i really really like about ray and isabella's relationship is that ray is never expected to forgive her at the end. it makes sense that the younger kids would all forgive her after she used her position to help them in the return to gracefield because at the end of the day, she raised them in a warm and nurturing environment and did truly love them. ray didn't really get that same treatment though.

im sure ray's feelings about her at the end are complicated to say the least, he understands the horrifying position she had been in since she was 12 and probably relates to that at least a little bit. i like the way he tells her to get over it and come to the human world with them because if he couldn't use death as a way out, he definitely wasn't going to let her do it. (this would have been much more impactful if she didn't proceed to die anyway a little later on but. gently pushes that aside <3)

i don't really think ray's 'no one is holding any grudges' line necessarily means he forgave her though? the kids know that the sisters are all victims of a horribly abusive and oppressive system, and none of them are going to hold that against them even if some can't bring themselves to forgive them for whatever personal reasons. in ray's case specifically as a victim of abuse, i do not think he owes isabella anything. it was the system that forced isabella to raise children for the farm or face death, but her actions against ray specifically were her own, and he has every right to feel a little differently about her because of that.

kill the trope of characters forgiving abusive family members because 'they had no choice'/'they're still family' give me more ray 'i know you were hurt deeply by things beyond your control but that doesn't excuse the pain you caused me' tpn <3

#skye's ramblings #ACK these two are soo fucked up theres so many layers n complicated feelings to their dynamic and it is soo fun to pick it apart. explodes #ihope this is as coherent as i wanted it to be i saw a post talking abt them that bothered me a bit and all my disorders activated. heart #i wouldve loved to to analyze how their relationship might have changed in post canon (thanks SHIRAI) but like #i think at least in the context of canon i cannot see ray forgiving her for a LONG time if ever #and ray had every right to think she deserves to live and heal too while also deciding that. he personally doesn't want to be involved w he #speaking of which i think the other 4 main kids' feelings abt her would almost definitely be complicated to a lesser degree #like isabella was never forced to break emmas leg. i think emma has a right to give her a place in their lives while also #-acknowledging the way she treated them during the escape arc was. fucked up #there would almost definitely be a period where don has a hard time looking at her without feeling a bit of resentment for conny's death #i just think it wouldve been cool to explore at least the main 5 kids' feelings about her a bit more. but its ok bc now I get to do it <3 #abuse mention

[bootyyyyshaker900]

cass and donnie do NOT like each other. the moment barry joined the foot donnie decided to aim for a leadership position and he succeeded quickly. casey HATES how much further he got and how much faster, and he doesnt shy from holding it over her head and bossing her around

#ooc #headcanons #not that it matters once barry takes over #he wouldve made don second in command even if he wasnt there already

[chwedout]

🎧 pls! 🤠💖

HEY BUDDY - SEVENTEEN

send me a 🎧 and i’ll shuffle my music and give u whatever song that comes up!!

#i wouldve laughed so hard if it was don quixote fhjkdhsk #tysm miss bec love u <3 #bec💫 #ask game #music ask #mary answers

[bananaman-mp3]

[ID: A screenshot of a reblog with the blog's url and profile picture scribbled outin red that reads: "...conditionally and only if you never disagree with them? O.o"

the tags underrneath read: "#it never stops baffling me #how fandom turned these two into some idea of love #when the story is literall Naruto obsessign over Sasuke who is not interrsted #and then beating him almost to death because Sasuke doesn't think genocide is good pooitcal move actually #like FFS pls read more mangas people" End ID]

are you serious... if naruto only loved him conditionally why did he risk everything to save him, even when everyone else was set on killing him for being a traitor to konoha?

the guy threw his dignity away, in the eyes of everyone, to defend public enemy #1

he always called sasuke his friend, he never stated that he would only consider him a friend only if he returned as a konoha ninja.

loves him conditionally my ass.

and like- the idea that naruto can only love people that never disagree with him is so fundamentally against his character it's almost comical. if that were true naruto wouldve simply killed nagato. he wouldn't have tried to understand him or talk him out of it the way he did, once he heard his story. he wouldn't have tried talking to obito either. or even neji, konohamaru and inari, as small as those moments look in comparison.

the obsession part would make more sense, given how much he thought about him and wanted him back, to the point even his friends and the girl who was in love with sasuke thought it was too much.

yet the part about naruto beating sasuke up is... weird. they do realize naruto was fighting him because sasukes idea of a revolution meant to martyr himself for the sake of peace, the way his brother did, right?

they do realize that sasuke wanted to kill him at that point too, right? that it wasn't naruto beating a defenseless sasuke, right?

if anything, naruto was leaning on the defensive side and sasuke was the one trying to beat him up. but the were pretty fucking tied in terms of power. thats why he came close to killing sasuke (and viceversa. stop treating sasuke like a weakling.)

now, that doenst mean naruto is completely in the right to simply undermine or ignore konohas wrongdoing just because it only fuels the cycle of violence. naruto himself is victim of konohas shit system, and he has acknowledged many of the problems it caused. he promised to nagato that hed help amegakure when he became hokage.

of course you could argue that narutos methods may not be as effective for change as sasukes more aggressive plan, since systemic change is rarely if ever achievable by working within it. but im not that good with politics so i dont think im the best to talk about it, and that already goes beyond the topic here.

sasukes violent reaction to konohas mistreatment of the uchiha was completely understandable and anyone in his place wouldve don the same. lets make that clear here. i think saying he was highly justified is not a controversial take, at least here. konoha and the shinobi system ARE fucked up.

also, love that 'sasuke is not interested' bit. op, why did sasuke want to kill naruto? tell me.

me when im not interested:

so yeah i think that's a pretty inaccurate take on sasukes feelings towards naruto.

#i know other people would probably do a better job counterarguing but i read that and was so pissed off i just had to run my mouth lmao #sasuke and narutos relationship has consumed me im beyind saving #sns #sasunaru #narusasu #naruto analysis #kinda.....? #sasunarusasu #naruto x sasuke #sasuke x naruto #banana bluhs #sasuke uchiha

[scarisd3ad]

Promptober day 19 - “I don’t do costumes”

Pairing - pre apocalypse! Daryl Dixon x reader

Warnings - none

a/n - daryl and reader are maybe 18 possibly 19 in this fic couldnt really see older daryl having an reason to go to a halloween party so i decided that high school is really the only reason d wouldve gone to one.

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"c'mon D just for the night" I whine as I hold up a batman costume to match my cat women costume. it really wasn't a full costume, when I bought them, I knew Daryl would refuse to wear any type of body suit type thing. so, I bought the mask that would've gone with the full costume and then headed to Walmart to buy a tee-shirt with the batman logo on it. he lets out a sigh as I push out my lower lip in a pout "Please D for me?" he sighs as he shakes his head.

"I don' wear costumes"

I let out a disappointed groan, "seriously dar? it's not even really a costume. think of it as a themed outfit" I roll my eyes as a walk out of my- no our bedroom because even though I live with my parents Daryl spends most of his nights here with us. his family was horrible, and my parents loved him like a son, so we were able to break the no boyfriends staying over rule just for him. I sit on the couch with my arms crossed over my chest, and a sad pout on my lips. Daryl was a stubborn guy; he thought the costume was embarrassing even though everyone else there was going to be dressed up too.

"Fine I-I'll where the fuckin' costume"

I look up to see Daryl stood in the hallway that led into the living room. a glimmer of happiness flickers in my eyes as I smile "really?" he walks over to the couch and sits next to me. "mhm for you."

when we get to the party, he takes the mask off immediately, but he had fun even though he swears he didn't.

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#fanfics #x reader #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon x f!reader #daryl dixon x female reader #daryl dixon #daryl dixon x fem!reader #pre apocalypse #the walking dead daryl #the walking dead #the walking dead x reader #promptober