#don’t lie to me boy

[a-bottledstar]

Hey remember when Gabe Saporta full on admitted to sucking and fucking on the reg in a song with Pete Wentz’s name in the title. Insane

#oh you’re not street? okay then why do you act like that #don’t lie to me boy #Gabey babey #cobra starship

[redshoes-blues]

At first when I saw Echo in that armour I was like awe how cute, he’s looking just like Fives! I love a Domino twins accidental matching moment!

And then I thought…oh god. He looks just like Fives.

WHY is Echo wearing a nearly identical outfit to the one Fives does when he dies?? Um. Someone protect my boy??? Please?! Because I stg if I have to watch Echo die wearing That outfit in Rex’s arms…

#tbb writers you better watch yourselves #I’m so scared right now haha. we’re in danger! #feeling kinda sick over this not gonna lie #the parallels are enough to make me go crazy #you don’t understand how special the domino twins are to me and how upset I’ll be if echo dies…oh boy #domino twins #tbb echo #echo #arc trooper fives #fives #the bad batch #tbb spoilers

[bleue-flora]

dreblr…

"If you love and cherish our green boy you are welcome to this garden as a flower, plant or lurking gardener, please make sure not to trample any plants and water them with reblogs, notes, comments, asks, and replies to keep them healthy." (context)

#dreblr #💐🌺🌸🌷🌹🌼🌻🪷🌱🌿🪴🌵🌳🌲🌴🌱🌾🍂🍀 #here’s me watering all y’all with love and appreciation <3 #ok but for real can someone please make art of dreblr as a garden... like it'd be cute... #no lie I talk was talking about how wholesome tumblr is and my cousin was like #-wait that doesn’t make sense don’t y’all just talk about torturing some guy? #and I was like oh… yea we do do that we love tormenting our boy :) but more like the culture is nice and everyone is sweet<3 <3 <3 #love y’all thanks for making a part of the internet nice and cozy and enjoyable <3 <3

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I’ve only just started episode 5 but I’m kind of hoping they stick with the let’s stay friends thing with Crystal and Charles.

My main reason is just because I don’t ship them and I feel awkward/annoyed when a ship I don’t like gets focus lmao but also her reasons are valid she has a lot going on and a relationship for her so soon after David even while he’s still around in her head would be difficult.

Plus a pause on their potential relationship could allow feelings for other people to grow 👀

#it’s not my ship so I’m fine with it not fully happening #I mean I don’t care if other people ship it but it’s not for me #I’ll not lie I kind of shipped niko and crystal at first still kind of do #dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives spoilers #spoilers #charles rowland #crystal palace

[alphinias]

Jackie and Cole 1x02

#my first gifs that’s why they’re shitty 🤡 #if they don’t move lie to me #I know the bottom gif is too fast sorry 🩵🩵🩵 #my life with the walter boys #mylifewiththewalterboysedit #jackie howard #cole walter #jackiecole #jackiecoleedit #my gifs

[thevampirearchive]

Louis: he was hunting me

Also Louis: *walks Lestat home, goes on cute lil dates, sits around and talks all through the night. Goes shopping for cloths for Lestat and furniture for his new home. Shows him around, gets too know him. Let’s his neck be sucked like a lil slut-*

#i just know Daniel sighed lmao like boy you don’t gotta lie to me I’ve heard this story before rmemeber ?😭 #iwtv

[phoebepheebsphibs]

If I have to make the content myself so be it,

but goshdangit I want a story where the apocalypse future turtles arrive in the present and Casey is so happy about it and everyone is excited that they survived and sure yeah it’s great but the side plot shows at least ONE OF THE BOYS gets really anxious and feels sad because he thinks Casey is replacing him and he doesn’t love them?? He went out of his way to resurrect his family through space and time?? Because the ones in the present weren’t enough of a family for him?? So obviously Casey must hate him?? Fear of abandonment who?? Inferiority complex never heard of it?? And so little by little they start to resent the older versions of them (and maybe Casey too)

Because honestly

I would eat that up with tears in my eyes like it was forrest truffle porkchops cooked by Rupert Swaggart himself

#i want it #i need it #does this exist somewhere and where can I find it??? #someone please I don’t want to cook up everything on my own #please tell me someone else wants this too #dont lie it would be a good read right #a good read #i dont have abandonment issues #inferiority complex who #im not crazy #im just sad #tears in my eyes #plotline #writing ideas #angst prompt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #ONE OF THE BOYS GETS SAD (who are we kidding it’s Leonardo isn’t it) #rottmnt

[hyumjim]

lil stinker in the building!!!!

#not me #all I’ll say for now is I like myself so much more this way… #even in the fugly shorts lol I did buy them cause they fit and I don’t have any other boy pants #but I need fancy boy pants to wear with the all saints polo!! #thrifting #didnt end up going with I ❤️ MASOCHISTS AND MUSK FIENDS #because I don’t want to lie. I don’t want to tell lies #but it’s soooo gay guy #the gends #being gay guy

[heartslobbf]

loving your brother sososososososo much saying if anything happened to you i’d…… what? what would you do? in what way would you fall apart? how would you put yourself back together afterwards? would you swallow the notion that there was nothing at all whole? would you grow bitter and jaded, would your body finally cease to reject that splinter of cynicism? godddddd. nanami. nanami. i know where those feelings lead. being a child being a baby having done nothing other than be born. thinking youve grown up thinking youve come to understand the world, only understanding a one-dimensional fragment of it. you truly don’t understand screaming sobbing crying until youve witnessed nanami’s world collapse around her in real time in the most cruel and horrific manner imaginable. dont even get me started on how anthy and touga feel about it

#sorry for sad nanamiposting (lie) #i think so much about her memory of touga’s birthday and how it’s like the single most significant moment in her life #and how she feels she forever ruined it by killing the cat which granted her that embrace #and it’s like !!!!!!!!!! god!!!!!!!! #thinking something has always been wrong this is what’s been wrong i am wrong i am wrong #and yes then thinking im going to escape this i don’t want this etc etc #but that bejng so devastating and that lacking any real TRUTH #like who is that boy in nanami’s memory and why does he mean so much to her #if there was nothing at all………. if she knows where those feelings lead #like sorry i have to go lie down in a hole now #AGAIN. don’t get me STARTED on anthy and touga in ep 32 you won’t hear the end of it #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #shut up daisy

[peachcitt]

kiss me gay at a fall out boy concert

#peach rambles #fall out boy #going to see them soon and this pride month has frankly not been gay enough for me. i’d like to change that #if someone hot is sitting next to me i will say these words exactly (lie. i am a coward) #but i WILL cry. i don’t know when but it’s gonna happen #once i remembered that im seeing them soon (because a friend asked about carpooling) i have been Feeling Crazy #i will be extremely annoying and also a different person. a worse person. and that’ll be wonderful for me

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Poor Yuuta 😆

What's he gonna do when someone tells him Todo punched His Boy™️ through a wall

And really, what's with every person ripping of their shirt or being shirtless while fighting Megumi. Sukuna is the worst offender of course, and their's also Todo, even Mahoraga didn't have a shirt. We're obviously excluding Toji.

Also, being offended at a low bounty is so Sukuna 🤣 That entire post was hilarious, especially the tags.

The other second years decide that they need to shield Yuuta from the knowledge that this ever happened because if he did he’d kill todo and then feel bad about killing him and it’s just be enormously inconvenient to maki specifically who would have to hear about it.

They also decide that this is immediately a mission doomed for failure because Inumaki’s a spineless simp who will absolutely spill the beans to his boy (his boy being Yuuta).

So they tell Todo that if he values his life (doubtful—maki has sincere doubts as to its value and feels even todo must know that) he’ll find a border and get over it because Yuuta will break his fucking spine if he finds out someone beat the shit out of Megumi specifically as a way to goad Yuuta himself. Fuck around, find out. Yuuta’s not letting anyone use megumi against him and he’s willing to make an example to ensure future safety.

Sukuna feels the Zenin were on point with the brat’s valuation (if not too generous) but he’s in here too and he’s a fucking gold standard of targets. What the fuck why is the bounty so low. He’s the king of curses and he’s getting the valuation of an idiot high schooler with a crush. There’s no respect nowadays.

Yuuji has to hear a lot about how the price on his head is not good enough for Sukuna.

#sukuna at three am the night before a mission: i am nightmare incarnate they could BANKRUPT themselves to kill me and it would not be enough #what the fuck is wrong with sorcerers these days. brat you want to fix the in-law problem and you let me out on the Zenin compound. ten #minutes. they’ll see who’s worth a mere /800000 yen/. fucking unprofessional is what it is. #yuuji is somewhat tempted he cannot lie #the Zenin stress his boyfriend out a lot okay #he sees how much they can get to him. and also like. he doesn’t know the details. but he can read between the lines enough to know they’ve #hurt him. how bad WOULD it be to let Sukuna raze a few buildings to the ground #yuuji has a very pretty boyfriend who will let him /hold his hand/ and /kiss him/ and legitimately life could not be better were it not for #the active attempts on his life. those. those are a downer. #very pretty boyfriend. who’s smarter than him. can summon dogs at will. literally the gold standard cannot imagine how lucky he is but there #HAS to be a fly in the ointment and it HAS to be his lunatic family #the thing is yuuji overwhelmingly feels murder is wrong EXCEPT when you trigger him in which case he’ll kill you with his bare hands #re: mahito #and like. he’s getting there with the Zenin. he’s getting there. #the issue is that makis a fucking vault and Yuuta this impossibly beautiful and perfect son of a bitch in Africa who they’ve never met so #they can’t interrogate him. and inumaki is. challenging. to interrogate #pandas the fucking weak link tho and nobara and yuuji have figured out that the Zenin did something seriously fucked not too long ago #they don’t want to invade Megumi’s privacy but he’s Their Boy and they’ll cut bitches over him #yuuji shares a wall with megumi and sometimes it’s really obviously he had a bad nightmare he won’t talk about #but he will tell him when it wasn’t about sukuna ripping out Yuuji’s heart so he won’t feel guilty #and eventually yuuji just sort of pieced it together that it was about the Zenin #not to be dramatic but Yuuji and nobara will kill people for megumi #why does OKKOTSU YUUTA get to know about their boy but not YUUJI who’s LITERALLY DATING HIM #panda: well Yuuta was right in the middle of everything what with how he— *horrified silence* I’ve said too much #todos no help because he also thinks Yuuta is an impossibly beautiful and perfect bastard and it does not help yuujis morale #he’s on yuujis side of course #but if there is anyone who COULD come even close to his brother who is the sparkling pinnacle of existence it would be Okkotsu Yuuta #no one can tell if todos in love with Yuuta #like obviously his heart and soul belong to takada but it gets hella gay sometimes when he talks about Yuuta #he doesn’t know what this assless boy has done to bewitch such beautiful men and it torments him

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Absolutely obsessed with merlin really being a dramatic lil bastard in 1.02 and deadass sticking his hand out in an arena full of people to yell a spell even though it was revealed like 5 minutes into episode 1 that seemingly all he needs to do is look to make something happen

#listen #tell me i’m wrong #this is literally so funny to me #like you’re really gonna look me in the eyes a single damn episode after this boy deadass SLOWED DOWN TIME #was able to keep time slowed down while he looked around and had a chill little think about what to do next #moved sizable furniture across the room #and then later froze water in place in midair #all without moving or saying anything #and you’re gonna tell me the screaming and hand motion was fully necessary #like don’t even lie to me #half the time in his room this boy wasn’t even pointing his hand at the practice statue #like this dramatic dumbass really just saw an entire arena of people where he was supposed to do the spell #and decided that if he was gonna risk going down for sorcery he might as well give it the ole razzle dazzle #and that’s how merlin ‘I’m great at keeping secrets’ emrys almost outed his magic to everyone in camelot #and continued to do so every day since #honestly iconic #merlin #the og dumbass #truly the dumbest wizard since 5AD #we love to see it #valiant #bbc merlin

[inthishousewelovepyrrhanikos]

Jaune’s not coming back to Remnant

I think him mentioning that Alyx sacrificed her brother to the tree so that she could leave is heavy foreshadowing.

I think Jaune is going to sacrifice himself to the tree to get team rwby out…that’s just the type of guy he is.

At this point he doesn’t have anything left to lose. He’s lived the now majority of his life without those he holds close.

Assumedly/roughly 20+ years here in the Ever After. No contact with his family, the rest of his team, his friends. Nothing. Yeah sure, he must have met others seeing as he says he has a village to bring Ruby and co to, but still. Everything he’s known is gone.

Getting his friends back home would be the most important thing to him, even if it meant sacrificing his life.

I really hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think so…at least he’ll finally get some rest

I’m so very sad 😔 my poor boy Jaune…

#I don’t give a ratsass about the bmblb nonsense #I just want my boy #don’t get me wrong lgbt rep is amazing #I just don’t care for this ship #not gonna go into here I’ve done it before I think #ANYWAY Imma go cry #jaune arc #rwby #rwby 9 #also not gonna lie thought we’d have seen Pyrrha’s reflection in the crossroads place #that’s just me wishful thinking I guess #tabithaposts

[collegeoflore]

went through and meticulously chose every possible dialogue option when breaking up with astarion just to see what he says and now i feel like

#z plays bg3 #i am deeply deeply obsessed with the post-ritual spawn astarion breakup scene voice acting #EXTREMELY good #the pre ritual break up scene makes me want to lie down in the woods and never get up again #i rly should have. taken screenshots. i meant to but i was distracted. by the. #i don’t have an ascended astarion save yet and won’t for a hot minute but when i do. hoo boy

[designernishiki]

sometimes it hits me that like. there is a pretty valid reason calling kiryu a granddad despite that being literally true feels Weird to me. and that’s the fact that. oh yeah. haruka has a baby at fuckin 19-20 years old. meaning kiryu is a granddad before he’s even 50.

#like that’s. pretty fucking young #she’s basically barely an adult so like no fucking wonder it feels like shit accelerated REAL fast when it comes to her growing up #like shit bro she’s only four years older than ME. and at this point she’d have a 7(?) year old???? holy shit #don’t get me wrong I know it’s not impossible or anything it’s just. yeah no fucking wonder people always refer to him like he’s way older #than he really is. he’s only 48 in y6. #maybe im a little biased cause my parents had me at 33 but. I mean stats don’t lie I’m pretty sure the average age of motherhood in japan is #like between 29-31 #hoo boy… #rambling #y6

[mandaloriandragontrainer]

Word from folks who saw the first episode is that not only is Callum taller than Rayla, he’s Soren’s height!? (I think the former is based more off shots from the trailer than anything, since she’s not in the first episode).

#TOL BOI TOL BOI TOL BOI!!! #the dragon prince #the dragon prince: mystery of aaravos #callum #tdp spoilers #mando ramblo #if this is a lie don’t hate me hate the liars