#this is literally so funny to me

[i-eat-ppl]

Skizz and Joel join hermitcraft and everything's going smooth, they're all having fun. Except someone forgot to mention that they have a cannibal on the server.

#cannibal speaks #cw cannibalism #tw cannibalism #gtws #hc s10 #this is literally so funny to me #like skizz and joel have no clue one of their neighbors just eats ppl

[madnessofmen]

Cycling, The Military Cyclists' Journal. Published by Temple Press Ltd., London, October 8, 1914.

#this is literally so funny to me #wwi #trenchposting #they were published weekly on thursdays #cycling

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Absolutely obsessed with merlin really being a dramatic lil bastard in 1.02 and deadass sticking his hand out in an arena full of people to yell a spell even though it was revealed like 5 minutes into episode 1 that seemingly all he needs to do is look to make something happen

#listen #tell me i’m wrong #this is literally so funny to me #like you’re really gonna look me in the eyes a single damn episode after this boy deadass SLOWED DOWN TIME #was able to keep time slowed down while he looked around and had a chill little think about what to do next #moved sizable furniture across the room #and then later froze water in place in midair #all without moving or saying anything #and you’re gonna tell me the screaming and hand motion was fully necessary #like don’t even lie to me #half the time in his room this boy wasn’t even pointing his hand at the practice statue #like this dramatic dumbass really just saw an entire arena of people where he was supposed to do the spell #and decided that if he was gonna risk going down for sorcery he might as well give it the ole razzle dazzle #and that’s how merlin ‘I’m great at keeping secrets’ emrys almost outed his magic to everyone in camelot #and continued to do so every day since #honestly iconic #merlin #the og dumbass #truly the dumbest wizard since 5AD #we love to see it #valiant #bbc merlin

[imagineshazamlokimight]

I think the greatest thing to happen in my town was the traditional Italian pizzeria/restaurant opened up but full blooded Italians.

Why? Because they have this wonderful way of getting rid of people.

They throw pizza or raw pasta at you if you piss them off.

It’s wonderful, the whole town now respects them or you get bitch slapped by pizza or pelted with raw pasta.

To celebrate Australia Day they made a pasta spider that hung from the door and scared the shit out of you.

Some days I question if my town is real.

Or maybe I’m living in the Fawcett of Australia.

#pizzatime #italien #this is literally so funny to me #billy batson meme #shazam #captain marvel #billy batson #dc comics #shazam! #dc #shinanigans #batman #funny #superman #justice league #bruce wayne #dc captain marvel #freddy freeman #black adam #green lantern #clark kent #hal jordan #shazamily #wonder woman

[carcarrot]

im so glad sparks were so hot they literally set off the fire alarms

#i really want this to have happened right after russell unbuttoned his shirt . #or idk maybe eli's dancing during mtycdt was the final tipping point #this is literally so funny to me #i hope everything we've seen so far on this tour (viagragate and now the fire alarms) #is leading up to something really insane at the hollywood bowl

[strawberrybyers]

"child's play" was released in november of 1988. if the time jump is 2 years later, then that will put the characters in the year of 1988. so what i'm thinking is that we need mike and will going on a date to the movies wearing cute fall sweaters to go see "child's play". anyways will has no fear and thinks some parts of the movie are absolutely ridiculous. meanwhile, mike is silently freaking the fuck out and holding will's hand super tight. and anytime there’s a scary scene mike buries his face into will’s neck, which causes will to laugh. then throughout the entire movie will occasionally looks at mike with so much love in his eyes and gives his hand a squeeze to let him know he’s there since he knows how scared mike is.

and afterwards they go back to mike’s house and he’s going on and on about how scary the movie was and that he’ll never be able to look at a doll the same way ever again. holly overhears this, so now she likes to hide her doll in mike’s room sometimes. she’ll put it in his bed underneath the covers while he’s out or if he leaves his room she’ll sneak in there and put it in his closet. and she always giggles to herself when she hears him scream.

#mike has a fear of dolls bc that makes sense to me #this is literally so funny to me #i can see mike literally having a heart attack when he goes to get in bed and there’s a doll there lmfaooooo #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things

[grahamcarmen]

#csrewatch #gifs #this is literally so funny to me #Carmen sandiego 2019

[ariesbilly]

im watching this video about this girl listing books she loves but “cant ethically recommend” and one of them is a stephen king book and its just like bestie.... i dont think your ethics are gonna stop anyone from reading highly popular stephen king books...

#this is literally so funny to me #also i need to know what he did cuz the way she is talking sounds like he was popping off on twitter or something #and i dont recall hearing anything about it #so i have questions #someones gonna inbox me with a list now i know it #i dont want it i dont care lmfao

[festus14]

one of the first things i see in the morning and it's your first tag on the liberal tumblr tags game i— 😔

Lmaoooo, sorry about that lol 😂😂

The tag was "never gonna give you up" for those wondering lmao

#this is literally so funny to me #what a way to wake up

[wtftwwfte]

i guess she’ll never walk cornelia street again

#taylor swift #joe alwyn #this is literally so funny to me

[backpackevil]

Okay so

I have an adventure to tell

This requires some context I believe

Basically, first and only time I've ever eaten carrot pie was like a decade ago and I only remember two things about it:

1. My sister baked it

2. It was fucking delicious

And so since yesterday, for some bloody reason, I've been dreading some carrot pie. It was (pun intended) eating me from the inside

And so today I bravely declared to my family while eating dinner that I wanted to bake a carrot pie (which was hella weird, especially for my mum because that woman knows I hate cooking with my entire being)

This led to my mom mentioning that she still had all her cooking notes from like middleschool and highschool and she KNEW there was a carrot pie recipe in there somewhere

So off we went to look for these sacred texts

Long story short, me and my brother made fun of said notes for about 15 minutes because they were written by a 7th grader, looked horrible and were barely readable (I'm talking we misread so many words words, saw multiple spelling mistakes and the fucking steps had a duplicate 2nd step and was missing the 9th step)

After getting through that I finally got to the actual making of The Pie™

During this process I prepared shit, my mum helped me prepare other shit and during the first half my brother was going through the other cooking recipes in this over 30 year old notebook, proceeded to point out any horrible handwriting or spelling mistakes and was in general making this even funnier

He found somewhere written the Lituanian word for tea - 'arbata' and it was written so horribly he misread it as abortion

Somewhere in this adventure I started like jokingly having a breakdown over eggs

Also the recipe didn't have any heat for the oven so we winged it

Anyway it's baking now, I will absolutely update this on whether it's good or not

#Evs talks #this is literally so funny to me #i dont know why

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon' #and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #fma:b #literally anything about the dynamic between edward and the amestrian government is so so so funny to me #im begging you to come pick up your alchemist he keeps committing treason #Roy: absolute perfect ass-kisser and career-man playing the part 24/7 to disguise his treasonous ambitions and still #not flying under the radar #Edward on his public Twitter: bored. might tear down the Amestrian government for fun.

[cosmosnout]

And in the end, Rouge was like, “You know what? Sure.”

#kinda makes me sad to think Roger might have been with rouge just so he could have a son #but hey if it was mutual then that’s so funny #(please have my baby) *rouge looks Roger over* (sure) #also roger literally spent his whole life surrounded by dudes. bro does not know how to talk to women #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #one piece #portgas d rouge #gol d roger #sketchhh

[cassandralexxx]

#Tiktok #tiktok comments #yeah #this is literally so funny to me #Like not need NEED #This was in reference to a tiktok that “crazymomentsuspolitics” posted #The tiktok was that of Richard Nixons last meal I. The White House prior to resigning #Also yes I did like both comments what of it 😌

[pollyanna-nana]

So. It’s no secret that the dunmeshi manga gradually changed art style as it went on (thereby twinkifying a few characters…) but I like to think that, in Thistle’s case specifically, it was also a change in perception by the party. I mean…

Early in the story, when all they knew about him was that he was the creepy, all-powerful mad sorcerer? Probably were much more intimidated by him. Same with the reader. BUT….

By the end? Oh, he’s just a little jester twink who writes poetry and can be picked up and slung around like a bag of potatoes. No way they could take him seriously anymore. Literally this meme but in reverse

Little guyification…

#polly speaks #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #thistle dungeon meshi #laios touden #here. have more unhinged thistle ramblings bc someone’s gotta do it #he’s literally so >:3 by the end it’s so so funny to me #I went from being like ‘huh. weird’ to wanting to pinch him cheeks