Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…
These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)
Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time
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I think Steve tried to be cute the morning after the first time billy slept over, like wanted to wake him up with kisses and cooing and touching.
What Steve did not know, however, is that billy is a raging asshole if he’s woken up before he’s ready so Steve is met with a pillow to his face and a barely intelligible “get away from me asshole” and Steve’s like oh ok we’re not doing that again got it
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This stream may have been short lived, but the designs were too tempting
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everyone saying they want steve to have hobbies? Well guess what, he DOES and they are WWE wrestling and bedazzling.
He religiously watches WWE, knows all the intro themes for all his favourites and practices the moves with anyone that will let him (Eddie, Lucas and Gareth). He has a WWE themed party for his birthday and EVERYONE has to dress up.
Which is EXACTLY where bedazzling comes in to play because he makes everyone costumes. He also bedazzled everything El owns at her request and a skull on to the back of Eddie’s leather jacket.
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Real talk tho I don’t think we’re actually going to get anywhere in terms of destigmatizing mental illness until we start accepting that A) some mentally ill people really are not fully in control of their actions and this does not make them monsters bc they are not actively choosing to hurt others, and B) that does not mean that you are obligated to take shit from them bc you’re foremost obligation is to protect yourself, and bc there are shitty ppl out there who will feign being out of control so that they can get away w hurting you w/out suffering any of the natural repercussions that come w acting like a jerkoff. Also! Bc that person who really was out of control does not really want you to put yourself in the line of fire for them, bc they don’t really want to hurt you! And I think of these things are really hard for ppl to come to terms w bc it’s a lot harder to feel in control of a situation when there is no one person to blame, then it just feels really doomy and like there is no right response, which there really isn’t on an individual level, bc the reality is that the only constructive response to any of this is for the system to stop making it impossible for ppl to get the help they need, which… isn’t going to happen anytime soon :(
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I wish I could just work from home. Retail is soul sucking and makes you realize just how utter disconnected some folks are.
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damon WONT stop getting on the dresser & scratching at the tv for no reason & I keep yelling at him to stop & he just looks at me so I yelled in an angry voice “the clown says NO” & threw this clown I stole from a shop in tennesee at him & he leapt off the dresser and crashed around the apartment at top speed banging into walls for a bit & im just imagining my neighbor hearing me YELL “the clown says NO” followed by a series of crashes. this is really fucking funny to me for no reason at 2 am
at least he calmed down? thanks creepy clown doll that I stole when I was insanely high
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