#don't disrespect my wife

[earl-grey-love]

"This character is canonically annoyin-" Canonically my wife now.

#don't disrespect my wife #annoying characters my absolute beloved #looking at Mephi for example but there's plenty of others #sunny speaks #self shipping #self ship community #f/o #romantic f/o #oc x canon

[rt3nenbaum]

never forgiving aston martin for fucking up so bad with the amr23 that i had to read people disrespecting fernando (when he is outperforming that car) to the point of comparing him to nico fucking hulkenberg for some reason, “maybe it's not the car, have you consider fernando might not be THAT driver” he is the only driver with a 100% q3 appearances rate this year, his teammate just qualified SEVENTEENTH and you really want me to believe he is not THAT driver and he is someone comparable to that german who is allergic to getting a podium???

#comparing a man with more misogynistic comments than podiums to a man with 105 podiums and 2 championship should be a crime #keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth #thank you aston martin as if reading all the hate he got wasn't enough know you just made it worse #and obviously it comes from seb fans #that's why i don't like seb fans that aren't also nando fans #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin #sorry for this #it just makes me mad and sad to see fernando being disrespected like this #he doesn't deserve that :(

[cinnamon-phrog]

Do you ever see a take in a fandom tag and you're like HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH

#it was SO contradictory too ugh. and a mutual liked it! #you disrespect me. you disrespect my whole family #you call us 'stinky poopy babies' #you punched my wife. you kick mah baby you KICKed my FOCKin BABY #you ate our dog. YOU ATE OUR HOUSE #/ref #it's always the people i like too. everytime i want to find a d/ hmis artist or mutual BAM they're mean petty and even a nonce #and mean to peoples with hc's like mine. yes yes it happens in every fandom but not to the point where literally everybody sucks! #aside from my mutuals who are casually into the show you guys are boss <33 #a d/ hmis artist will tell me they don't care/ even like my hc's and i'll feel great #a couple months later and they're talking shit about it or liking posts about why people who have said hcs are somehow predatory #as if there aren't actual predators in the tags and their little supportive minions running amuck. who draw LITERAL cp of Yellow #i'm not mad anymore i've become very numbed to this. i end up losing 'friends' to the point where i don't know how to make them anymore. #'course that doesn't mean i'll stop trying though. but give benefit of the doubt and be MASSIVELY let down. #or assume the worst. be RIGHT and yet still be somehow worse for assuming. #so i'm just gonna not interact. i'll still put my s/elfship stuff in the tags though i am above guilt or shame now. Look At My Post Boy #cuz like if all these people can get away with being petty and two faced then i can get away with smooching puppets #make Love not War

[kimchunsgha]

this is honestly insane.... kpop stans think they are so entitled to what songs their faves put out when this whole thing is genuinely so disrespectful to say the least especially on a website that exists for her to communicate to fans you thought it was a good idea to say her new songs are mediocre and that because of her age she is not able to experiment with music for that long and recommending songs you personally like and she should do music like that and i'm so ??? it's so disrespectful you can dislike her new music but to do this whole essay on how she should make songs YOU like is crazy please pack it up and move on

#i mean... not making anyone read all of this #but it was to showcase how much people do this #to idols and artists when they think they mean well #but come off as rude and disrespectful #when it's obvious they can't please YOU personally #it doesn't mean they have to change their music direction bc YOU don't like it #it's okay to not like it but don't force them to change #this is absurd #anyways leave my wife alone #tris.txt

[fakeoldmanfucker]

The loneliness of everyone in the world calling you the same nickname. There is no middle ground between the full-length formality and the shortened familiarity. It is, overwhelmingly, either Mark Zuckerberg or it is Zuck. The nickname is not even a derivative of your first name. There is always a formality, ingrained now in text, in the very name people call you. You can't get away from it. Even your closest friends. Even your wife. But not just them. It is also every journalist who wants to seem knowledgeable. It is every person on the internet who wants to make fun. Calling you Mark now seems almost taboo. There are people who do it, of course, but it grates incongruently against your image, carefully, mistakenly cultivated. The journalists who call you Mark are immediately distanced from you, more than they intended by assuming the industry-standard polite familiarity. The use of your first name marks them as an outsider and thus, to the people that matter, unimportant. No one who criticizes you ever uses the familiar, of course: there is Zuckerberg and Mark Zuckerberg and then there is Zuck, intentionally informal to indicate disrespect. When your friends talk about you, the ones who you have known for twenty years, since you were a kid, when Zuck really was a meaningful indication of friendship and intimacy, they call you Zuck too. They may mean it differently than everyone else who uses the name, but it doesn't sound any different out of their mouths than it does out of anyone else's.

#listen i'm going through a lot rn #let me write a blorbo post about mark zuckerberg please #i don't even actually do this ever for the actual guy so. this is my first time #brought to you by his wife (priscilla) calling him zuck in a livestream #and his friend/cofounder (dustin) calling him z in a post #and all the other media i've consumed about/of him #zuck posting #finn's flailings #is this...a character study? dare i say? #yeah it doesn't feel so good to have your sense of self blurred does it mark? does it???? #(i intentionally call him mark as a form of disrespect fun fact)

[conkers-thecosy]

are you dating or in a relationship?

I am very happily married to the moon.

She is my wife, and we are very much in love.

#weird question anon #please don't disrespect my wife (the literal moon) like this again #thank you #ask lola #the moon is my wife #conkers corner

[the-writer-nerd-ro]

Hot Take: I think Hunter Richardson didn't go to college but Sara Pena did

#sara pena #hunter richardson #drawfee #i think people treat sara like she's stupid and she is but more importantly she's a girl boss (derogatory) #so it would not surprise me at all if she was a business major #whereas I don't think hunter would've ever needed a degree #i think she might've taken classes though #maybe she flunked out of art school #if anything she flunked out of art school #hunter is not smarter than sara just bc sara is quirkier #i won't let my manic pixie wife be disrespected like that lol #hunter isn't cold and uncaring sara isn't stupid and oblivious they have DEPTH #granted it is depth I gave them myself but it's depth all the same

[tilions]

this is a celeborn appreciation blog

#i just love this man ok #he doesn't get even a fraction of the love he deserves #also i have made this post before but even Tumblr disrespects my man and i can't find it anymore #don't worry celeborn your wife; daughter; grandchildren and i we love you #celeborn #tolkien #silm #rambling

[andthebeanstalk]

Too late in the night to finish my essay about why I fucking hate the One Piece Live Action show despite the first six episodes out of eight being some of the best television I've ever seen, too early to burn any buildings to the ground so fuck me I guess

#one piece #opla #one piece live action #it was PERFECT PERFECT WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL #and then it tripped at the finish line and landed tongue first on some boots #my wife lost a life long special interest and i will never forgive them for that #you can't have six episodes about how fascism is despicable and then take a neutral stance on it at the last second #original #I like to believe that at least at some point there was a good script written and the studio got in the way but who knows #one piece has been doing this for a long time #I don't think Oda necessarily actually knows what abuse and fascism look like or why they're bad #like. i hope he does. but the netflix show was the most disrespectful waste of time and resources and amazing talent I've ever seen #the casting was PERFECT too i am so so sad i can't go back and enjoy the incredible artistry of the sets and music too without knowing that #it is going to end on one big wet fascist fart

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Alonzo's highest level of praise comes from his respect - if he respects you, you're good in his books. Even if he doesn't *like* you, persay, he will tolerate your presence and maybe even hold his tongue if you're lucky.

If he likes you *and* respects you, you basically have a cat in your corner for life. It's hard to meet his level of loyalty then.

#Alonzo #my headcanons #like he'll take care of whatever you ask him to take care of no questions asked #and if he disrespects you AND doesn't like you you may as well pack the bag buddy you are getting #full cold shoulder from him #not to go all little mafia boy alonzo on you but respect is his main form of currency #like don't disrespect him don't disrespect his family #alonzo respects his wife and his husband and bomba and socrates and jelly and gus the theatre cat and old d #and sort of skimble and bustopher and jenny though he interacts with them far less often #and that's about it the rest of them are on thin ice (kidding) #also for the record again whenever i talk about alonzo i'm not talking about london alonzos and i probably never am

[wolfheart7snow]

I’ve been playing Pokemon Scarlet a lot recently and with the final battles of the three routes, not once have I missed a stone edge with my Lycanroc so I wanted to make an art with that in mind. In my files I named this “Stone Edge”

#wolfys art #pokemon #pokemon scarlet #lycanroc #tropius #staraptor #oricorio #altaria #this is larrys team and yes I know I don't have flamigo but I have a reason for that #he disrespect me. he disrespect my family. he kicked my wife-

[allpromarlo]

rb position in the mud omg

#all these vets getting cut tagged or shelved for next season omds GET UP!!!! #THEY'RE BEATING UR ASS FIGHT BACK #if it makes anybody feel better my oc who's a rb got a boatload of money in 2019 and is about to be paid again after this season #in other news he's living lavish with his popstar/actress/film director wife #but n e ways back to the point #what has contributed to this general disrespect. is it their terrible fashion sense as a collective #teams don't wanna give rbs any more money to spend it on bad fashion i've cracked the code #or is it bc they're the 2nd least skrungliest position in the sport #fragen über fragen #nfl #new york giants #saquon barkley #i'd say he's a raven but we've got our own borderline diva to fight with soooo...i'm good #jk i love u dobby <3<3 #idk why you would ask us for a contract when you haven't played a full season thou— *GUNSHOTS*

[halalgirlmeg]

Why is everyone fancasting everyone except Anika Noni Rose to play Tiana I mean HELLO????

#don't disrespect my wife like this #random

[lvrby-katsuki]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO I just managed to get my mom on the anti-monarchy movement

#mom: don't be disrespectful to the dead!! #me: don't be a pos when ur alive lol #mom: she was still someone's mother ! #me: yes. she was a good wife to her cousin and the mother of a p*do #mom: she looked after her country for decades!! #me: do you want in chronological order or alphabetical order the list of oppressive acts her regime has carried out ? #my mom is absolutely UNAWARE about uk's history btw #she doesn't know about how the witch's crown was stolen from africa #she doesn't know that their 'museum' really just is a glorified word for 'hideout of stolen things' #she doesn't know SHIT about how that bitch (and her fam) shamelessly lived off the wealth that was reaped from sl@very #she doesn't know how they built con//centration camp//s in kenya and plundered India using the east india company #and i told her that elizabeth didn't do SHIT. sure she didn't spearhead those acts. but she never rectified her predecessor's acts either #not even a single fucking apology to the millions that suffered due to their stupid ass monarchy :/ #bUT NOW SHE DOES KNOW. AND NOW SHE KNOWS HOW THAT BITCH IS DYING IN A BED OF GOLDEN ROSES #WHILE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY WITHERS AWAY. UNABLE TO EVEN HEAT THEIR OWN HOMES OR EVEN GET TREATMENT FOR FUCKING CANCER #education👏👏 matters👏👏 #uk politics #🍞. ∾gie talks

[zickmonkey]

Reading historical fiction is such a slippery slope because the timeline of the books I'm reading really bothered me so I googled it and it started like pleasantly talking about Thorfinn Karlsefni and I instantly got a little mad

#he's like THE antagonist in this book right now #And look yes this is a trilogy #and yes I fucking hated the first two books (so why am I reading the third? dedication. Shut the fuck up). #So I don't know why I'm surprised that this one is also AWFUL and every single character sucks #Bjorn just whines. He's a fucking little bitch is what he is. #Yeah maybe you shouldn't have blinded the boy you grew up with idk what to tell you Bjorn. And over a WOMAN #Logatha is awful. She just complains #She is so desperate to go back to Greenland that she's willing to leave her husband #How DARE she ask him to come to her when she knows she just wants to leave him #GOD she got mad that Nuttah would dare change her name and go live with the Beothuk. #She has THREE metis children with him. THREE and she's SO disrespectful???? #Logatha was my FAVOURITE and she SUCKS now #They all suck #Bjorn won't let Anja hunt or be a person. She's just a wife to him. #And she's so scared of bears. JUST bears. She was attacked by one so it's personal #But I KNOW what's in the Canadian wilderness and she should be scared of more. #Bjorn doesn't deserve her. At all. She should go back to Achak #She deserves her father and her family. Not being on the run because her husband fucking sucks. #the oath of Bjorn #jamie shut the fuck up #personal blog #just vibing #rambling #books

[hoshigray]

Stole ur wife

-not vala

You wish, vala, you REALLY fucking wish.

#galactic gal *ੈ✩‧₊˚ vala 💕 #don't come here disrespecting me and my wife's marriage the hell's wrong with you #go back to zari i thought you said she's the only pussy you'd eat 😐😐😐 #greedy ass