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duranduratulsa · 2 years
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90's Fest Fast Food of the day: Double Whopper with Cheese at Burger King #food #foodporn #burgers #cheeseburgers #whopper #doublewhopperwithcheese #burgerking #BK #90s #90sfest #durandurantulsas2ndannual90sfest
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captain-amadeus · 9 months
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novelspam · 1 year
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i am almost certain that my painstakingly handcrafted bubble is bursting right now
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aiiaiiiyo · 2 years
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Homemade double whopper with cheese and bacon… Check this blog!
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passivenovember · 6 months
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Billy knows he's pregnant because he has a double whopper with no cheese on the way home from Loch Nora.
Billy hates the Burger King. It tastes like cardboard and the cheese burns noxious holes in his stomach, probably, but things change when you're gonna be a mom.
A dad. Whatever.
Steve Harrington shoots his wad and, like magic, like Steve Harrington's spunk has turned everything inside him into stardust, Billy can't get enough of the shit. He'd buy cologne made of BK's burger fat, if he could, and spend all day sucking on his wrist like a dog.
So. Billy's pregnant. It's obvious. Among other things.
And no one ever said Steve Harrington was smart, not in any way that matters, and Billy can't learn his lesson. They fuck on Thursday night because apparently this is a middle-of-the-week kind of arrangement, now, and Harrington comes apart inside of Billy because you're on the pill, Malibu, it's okay.
Billy likes it. Lets him. Thinks, there's probably no harm in it now that he's no longer the Virgin Mary. It feels immaculate, anyhow, that this could happen.
Steve fucks into him sloppy, losing his rhythm until he spills, and tears swamp Billy's vision so he misses the whole fuckin' thing. The main show.
He wants to keep the baby. No one ever said Billy was smart, either.
But there are things in this life he'll keep to himself. He's allowed that. He shares so much with Max and Steve, and by association all the other fucking people that love Steve, and it gets old.
He can have this.
Billy thinks that this could be just for him.
"Fuck, Billy," Steve pulls out, but not before peppering Billy's face with soft butterfly kisses. His breath smells like them. Like blueberry seeds, underneath it all, "Goddamn, your pussy's magic."
Billy's hole runs sloppy. Too fucked out to hold anything in.
Billy almost laughs out loud, because. It's magic. It's a joke, right, his pussy swallowed and now there's--
"Love that thing you do with your hips. Love the sounds you make when my shaft rubs--"
"You're a fucking pervert."
"I was normal, before you let me hit," Steve trails damp, sticky fingers through Billy's chest hair. "You hungry?"
I'm pregnant. "No."
"Sure?" Steve rolls closer on the mattress, nosing Billy's damp, pillow-squashed curls out of the way, "You smell like you could eat a fucking village."
"I'm fine."
"Orphans and all, baby."
"So fucking weird."
Steve hums. Pulls on Billy's earring with his teeth and then licks a wet, fat stripe over his bonding patch. Teasing. "If you're hungry I could get us food."
"I'm fine."
"Really, I just need to put some shorts on and I'm outta here, fuckin'. Pedal to the metal--"
"Jesus Christ, I said I'm not hungry so fucking drop it, asshole," Billy shoves away, sitting on the edge of the mattress. He feels around on the carpet for his jeans, his t-shirt, his converse.
Steve runs out of him, gluing him to 500 count Egyptian Cotton. Pisses him off.
"Billy," Steve says.
Billy tugs his socks on. He was freezing, apparently. Never realized it. His teeth chatter so he stoops, reaching for the closest hoodie shaped thing in their heap of discarded clothes, and then.
"You don't have to go, baby," Steve pokes him between the shoulder blades, gentle as a falling leaf. "Please stay."
"You're pissing me off."
"What else is new."
"I'm gonna--"
Steve wraps around Billy like a blanket, cock soft and sticky against Billy's tailbone. His legs are lean and strong, all muscle and good intentions, just like the rest of him.
Billy hates it.
He melts back against Steve's chest, anyway, vision swamped again.
"You gonna tell me what's wrong, or do I gotta beg?"
"Little manners might be nice."
"Billy Hargrove. Please tell me what's got you smelling like a sugar factory caught fire." Steve pets through his hair. Knows how it turns Billy to putty. Has to. "Omega troubles?"
Billy bites down on the inside of his cheek. Tastes blood. "You wouldn't get it."
"I could try," Steve tells him. His lips are soft against he back of Billy's neck, at his ear lobe, on the tense knob of his shoulder. "Please. Tell me so I can fix it."
"You can't," Billy says, traitor voice cracking open, raw, "You can't fix it. It's mine."
My life. My baby.
"Okay," Steve says easily. Kind and good and sweeter than anything Billy could ever deserve, "Stay the night, so I can cook for you before you fall asleep, and again in the morning."
Billy swallows, throat clicking like a dead lighter. Can't breathe, can't--
"It's alright," Steve kisses his neck, "Everything will feel better in the morning."
"We never should've started this bullshit," Billy sits up, heart lurching at the soft, pained noise Steve lets out into the air between them. He can't handle this shit. He can't do this, he can't--
"Billy--
"I'm pregnant," Billy says to Steve's Duran-Duran poster. Can't believe how young he feels, in this moment. Can't begin to wrap his head around the fact that he's twenty years old, and he's in Hawkins, Indiana, and he's going to have a fucking baby with someone who's got such a shitty taste in music, and--
He wants it.
More than he's ever wanted anything. Billy opens his mouth to say it, to scream it at the popcorn stucco, watching like a trillion angel eyes overhead.
But Steve breathes, like an old car trying to start. "You're sure?" He asks.
Billy's shaking even though Steve is a warm, solid weight against his back, burning them up. "Yes."
"How?" Steve asks, full of wonder, and Billy has to get away.
The carpet is heaven under his feet. "I've been. Eating a lot of Burger King."
"Burger King."
"Yeah. Cravings for shit I never liked before. Double whoppers with no cheese," Billy wrings his hands, "And. I didn't have a heat this month, so Joyce took me to the clinic. They said I'm only a few weeks along, but everything is good with her."
Steve makes a wet, heavy sound.
"I dunno. It kinda. Feels like one," Billy rubs a palm over his belly, quick as lightning, "I think it's a girl."
"Billy, please look at me."
Billy does, horrified but swallowing it, one bitter mouthful at a time. He plants his feet and everything bubbles up inside him. This is his life, his body, his baby, and he's going to to this for himself. Steve doesn't have to worry or fork out any cash or put his life on hold just because he knocked up some desperate omega--
Steve's crying. "We're having a baby."
Billy didn't expect this. He falters, mouth working in shocked silence.
But then Steve moves.
He pulls Billy to him, chest heaving as he laughs, high and bright. "Holy, shit we're gonna be parents," Steve twirls them, hooping and hollering like they just won the NBA championship. "Goddamn, your pussy really is magic!"
Billy giggles, in spite of himself. All the other shit melts away, for now, shadows receding under the blinding light of Steve Harrington.
"I can't fucking believe this," Steve says, pulling back to hunt over Billy's face, full of wonder. "Do you think she's gonna have your eyes?"
"I. I don't--"
"I feel like in high school science class we learned something about the brown eyes gene kicking the blue eyes gene's ass? But I would fucking die if our baby comes out looking like you."
"You're not," Billy swallows, choking on tears. "You're not mad at me? Or disappointed?"
"Disappointed?" Steve repeats, his face falling. "Billy, are you serious? No. No, I've fucking. Ever since I met you I've been sitting in this room every night twirling my hair around one finger and kicking my feet because, I--"
Steve's thumb rubs soft, soothing circles against Billy's cheek.
"Billy, I love you," He says gently, "I love everything about you. You're smart and you're hilarious and you're so beautiful--"
"--Steve--"
"--You make my heart feel like it's gonna beat out of my chest. I can't believe you let a loser like me climb on top of you, much less--"
Billy kisses him, eating up Steve's next words.
They don't matter, when Steve leads them back to the mattress. He eats every soft, gooey whimper out of Billy's lungs, swallowing them down and tasting the damp running between Billy's legs.
Makes love to him, while they talk about the future.
Steve only makes one joke about his dick hurting the baby's head, and Billy thinks they should sign up for a class or two.
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abellystuffingblog · 3 months
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Decided to do my largest stuffing to date over the weekend. Bought a ton of Burger King for a stuffing challenge with a friend, then a heap of grocery snacks to have afterwards!
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The Burger King consisted of:
- 1 whopper with cheese, 1 double cheeseburger, 2 large fries, 1 large chocolate shake, 1 large soda, 1 large onion rings, and 10 nuggets!
Here are the results after all that!
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Following the Burger King I rested for 30mins. Then ate from the grocery package for 30mins, repeating this as many times as possible until I either passed out or ate all the food! 🤤🐷
The grocery store pack consisted of:
- 2L of vanilla icecream, 1L of custard, 4 Choc iced donuts, 4 pack of ham and cheese rolls, a custard and chocolate pull apart loaf, and an entire family sized chocolate mud cake 🤤🐷
I don’t really remember how many of the 30min cycles I ended up getting through before I passed out, but looking at the dent I made in the food, I know it was a lot! 🐷 The aftermath!
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You’d also think that after passing out in a hedonistic, gluttonous, food coma, I’d be sick of food and stuffing the next day, well nope 🥴
I woke back up with still all the food I hadn’t eaten around me and dove straight back into stuffing, either until I passed out again or finished it all 🥴🐷 Peek at the final finished results the morning after! 🐷
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I’ve never been this stuffed before and I could literally beep my gut stretching with every bit, gulp and breath! It felt incredible and I can’t wait to do larger stuffings like this on a far more regular basis!
Let me know if there’s anything you’d like to see me eat during my next all day/all night stuffing 😉🐷
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swiftmitsu · 2 days
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I’ma dive through a Burger King
can I pls get a, Whopper junior with onion rings
make it a meal so I can get a drink
no i’m not finished, thats not everything
can I get a double whopper with no cheese
Can I get a number 2 with a large drink
I got money so I don’t care how much it cost me
so just throw some extra fry’s, just don't make em salt
- lost anon
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magdelanesingerin · 6 months
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Milk Duds Are Terrible Candy
Geralt comes into the kitchen to find Jaskier leaned over the counter, rifling through an enormous, open bag of Halloween candy with a focused expression. Beside him on the counter is a pile of little yellow boxes. 
He’s momentarily distracted by his boyfriend’s costume–the sparkly silver mini skirt that shows off his long legs hugged by white stockings, the matching bra, the platform shoes. The straps of his garter belt disappear under the fabric in a way that is extremely distracting indeed. It’s barely 5pm, though; there are many hours to go before Geralt can peel that costume off him, so he tears his eyes away and tries to focus. 
“What are you doing?”
“Picking out all the Milk Duds,” he says without looking up, tongue sticking out in concentration between darkly painted lips. Geralt is almost afraid to ask, but he can’t resist.
“…Why?”
“Because I hate them, Geralt,” he says as though it’s obvious, and continues to jiggle the bag around, peering into the brightly-colored depths to pluck out any hiding boxes. “It’s right there in the name: these little bastards are DUDS. Gross tacky caramel, too sweet, they stick in your teeth…ugh. And this is our bag of Backup Candy, and if we don’t wind up needing to dig into this bag, I don’t want to risk getting stuck with a whole heap of little boxes of disappointment that will sit around in the pantry for six months before I throw them out. Soooooo, I’m pulling out all the shit candy and adding it to the bowl.”
Geralt blinks. “Why not just buy a bag without Milk Duds then?”
Jaskier huffs and rolls his eyes like Geralt is the one being unreasonable, tossing the poofy white wig out of his face. Geralt can’t help the fond smile that breaks over his face watching his ridiculous boyfriend. “Becaaaause, this is the bag that has the Reeses Pieces and Whoppers! But those great candies come at a price, and that price is Milk Duds. Thus, my very smart plan is to ditch them in the bowl for the trick or treaters.” 
“Sure. For the kids.”
“Kids are stupid, Geralt, and have notoriously bad taste in candy.” Jaskier dumps a double handful of Milk Duds over the top of the pile of candy in their biggest mixing bowl, then stands back with his hands on his hips and regards it skeptically before leaning back in to stir up the contents a bit and disguise his candy crimes among miniature Snickers and little packages of M&Ms. “As long as it’s sugar, they’re happy. They eat Smarties, for fuck's sake. And candy corn. Hell, I used to eat those black and orange taffy things with the chalky peanut butter in the middle when I was a kid, and those are only barely candy.”
Geralt shakes his head at the rambling, smiling helplessly, and picks up the big bowl of candy to take to the porch. Jaskier snags a Twix out of the bowl as he takes it away. This is their first year living together, and somehow, despite knowing each other for a decade and dating for two years before moving in together, it’s still been a journey of discovery sharing these little moments with Jaskier. He loves it.
“Stop eating candy, Jaskier. You’ll make yourself sick. Eat some real food.”
Jaskier squawks indignantly. It's one of Geralt's favorite sounds. “I’ve only had, like…three pieces!”
“I can see the pile of wrappers in the trash. Unless Roach has been eating chocolate? Do we need to go to the vet instead of handing out candy?” he asks dryly as he leaves the room.
“No. FINE, I’ll eat some cheese or something.” He can hear the pout in his boyfriend’s voice. It’s adorable.
“Put on the ears, Geralt!” Jaskier calls after him. “And the tail! Without them you’re just wearing all black, and that is not a costume.” Geralt rolls his eyes and groans, but snags the cat-hear headband and the long tail off the entryway table on his way outside anyway. Despite his grumbling, he loves giving out candy to the kids in his neighborhood, though he’s never dressed up before. He plops into one of the chairs on their broad front porch and settles the cat ears onto his head with a soft smile, ready for trick or treaters.
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krikidilly · 1 year
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Can I get a double whopper with no cheese? Can I please get a number 2 with a large drink? I got money so I dont care how much it cost me
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aspiring-feeder · 27 days
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20 of the most fattening foods from popular restaurants
Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger: 920 calories
McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese: 770 calories
Arby's Half Pound Beef 'n Cheddar: 910 calories
Burger King Triple Whopper with Cheese: 1,220 calories
KFC 3-Piece Extra Crispy Tenders: 710 calories
Taco Bell XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito: 860 calories
Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Triple Cheeseburger: 1,680 calories
Pizza Hut Meat Lover's Personal Pan Pizza: 850 calories
Domino's ExtravaganZZa Brooklyn Style Pizza (1 slice): 430 calories
Panda Express Orange Chicken: 380 calories
Subway Footlong Spicy Italian: 960 calories
Chipotle Steak Burrito: 1,150 calories
Sonic SuperSONIC Cheeseburger: 980 calories
Dunkin' Donuts Glazed Donut: 260 calories
Chick-fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich Deluxe: 590 calories
Dairy Queen Large Chocolate Shake: 780 calories
Little Caesars 3 Meat Treat Pizza: 350 calories per slice
IHOP Bacon & Cheese Omelette: 1,070 calories
Starbucks Venti White Chocolate Mocha with Whipped Cream: 580 calories
Olive Garden Fettuccine Alfredo: 1,220 calories
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duranduratulsa · 1 year
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Burger 🍔 of the day: Double Whopper with Cheese 🧀 at Burger King #food #foodporn #burgers #cheeseburgers #whopper #doublewhopper #doublewhopperwithcheese #burgerking
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smokechef-vince · 3 months
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Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty
All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip
I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk
If I see a sight of cheese, I'ma trip trip
I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip
Get the fuck out of my bistro.
And take your fast food order down to the fucking dump.
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vampirevatican · 10 months
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Miles: im in the drive thru at burger king, can i please get a... whopper jr with onion rings.
Miguel: 😑
Miles: make it a meal, so i can get a drink. no im not finished that's not everything.
Margo: can i please get a double whopper with no cheese
Pavtir: can i please get a number two with a large drink, i got money so i don't care how much it cost me
Hobie: so just throw in some extra fries
Gwen: dont make them salty
Miguel: 😤
Peter: all that cheese gonna make my botty drip drip. im lactose intolerant, i don't sip milk. if i see a sight a cheese ima drip drip. ima sit on your toilet seat, doo doo then dip.
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maamlet · 7 months
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taking a FAT shit between each bite of a double whopper with cheese #SPONSORED #AD
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sunast0es · 11 months
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I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King 👑🚘 Can I please 🙏 get a Whopper Jr. 🍔 with onion rings? 💍Make it a meal 😋 so I can get a drink🥛No, 🙅 I'm not 🚫 finished, that's not everything Can I please 🥺 get a Double Whopper 🍔🍔with no ❌ cheese? Can I please 🙏 get a number two ✌️with a large drink?🍺 I got money 🤑 so I don't care how much it costs 💸 me So just throw in some extra friеs, 🍟 don't make them salty 🧂
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bunny-heels · 9 months
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Wow I didn’t know you were racist. White people aren’t allowed to have a hairstyle that their Nordic ancestors had? You’re letting a video about a woman from TikTok say it will make you angry? I don’t think you’re living your best life
im in a drive through of burger king
can i please get a
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whopper jr with onion ring
make a meal so i can get a drink
no im not finished thats not everything
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can i please get a double whopper with no cheese
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can i please get a number 2 with a large drink
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i got money so i dont care how much it costs me
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