#drunken rambles..

[glorysbox]

You said that bi-han would be so sweet to his daughter, especially if she looks like her mama.

Also that the little princess is gonna be spoiled af. So imagine how cute it would be when his daughter copies everything her mama does and how she dresses.. bi-han being surrounded by his love and her mini me ough

And ik bi-han expects his wife to be tough and discipline to his sons as well, but i think can also see her being the warm hugs his sons need and the balm that soothe their aches behind the closed door.

nonna i love you sm… for this… especially the last paragraph. i bet he would see parallels with his life + his sons’ lives, especially with wifey being a good mom to their sons (and daughter)

i think bihan’s mothers death had definitely affected him + kuai liang greatly. in his mk1 intros he spoke so highly of his mother and how she would be proud of him… he misses her 💔💔💔

seeing his wife be what hes always wanted as a child definitely is something he admires but would never directly mention… you can tell though because when his wife is coddling their sons he won’t step in and will just watch silently while she cares for them

he finally has the family he wanted as a child but from a different perspective now 😔 i can see him being so hell-bent on not wanting to be like his father

he wants to do everything RIGHT!!

sigh 💔💔💔i need him

#syd talks #drunken rambles.. #supposed to be finishing my leon fics but im here avoiding schoolwork and answering asks #LOL

[scarystickers]

Unpopular opinion but Killer Queen is Aziraphale’s song, not Crowley’s. Just take one quick look at the lyrics and it becomes fairly obvious who the song belongs to.

The intro alone is so Aziraphale coded

“She keeps her Moët et Chandon

In her pretty cabinet

"Let them eat cake, " she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in remedy

For Khrushchev and Kennedy

At anytime an invitation

You can't decline”

or

“Caviar and cigarettes

Well versed in etiquette

Extraordinarily nice”

OR

“Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?”

OR!!!

“Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)

For cars she couldn't care less

Fastidious and precise”

I rest my case.

#personally how i see this is that this song is crowley talking about aziraphale #specifically to freddie mercury #in a drunken ramble #and then bro was like damn this could be make a fire beat #good omens #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen

[friendof-blahaj]

anime better stop making alcoholism so hot

#drunken ramblings #hiroiposting #cw: alcoholism #cw: alcohol

[all-that-jazz-93]

Y'all practical effects bitches are really sleeping on the Mission: Impossible movies.

"Oh everything is CGI these days!" Mission: Impossible uses practical effects whenever it's safe to do so, and their definition of safe is incredibly skewed because Tom Cruise is, frankly, batshit insane.

The man refuses to use stunt doubles because he insists the audience can tell when it's not him. He's apparently one of the best stunt drivers in the world. He drove up a cliff and skidded to a stop right on the edge for real in Dead Reckoning. He got a fucking helicopter license and spent like three years training for the climactic scene in Fallout.

Most of the helicopter chase in Fallout was real. The midair oxygen-tank swap in that movie was also real. They practiced for it in a wind tunnel and then did the real thing in freefall.

When Tom Cruise dies, it's either going to be because he realized Scientology was a crock and tried to get out and they fucking killed him (highly unlikely that he'll ever come to that realization), or because his luck finally ran out while filming a stunt for a Mission: Impossible movie (significantly more likely).

Seriously, if you have the blu-rays of any of these movies, I strongly encourage you to watch them with the director's commentaries. Especially the ones directed by Christopher McQuarrie. That man has an almost pathological distaste for CGI (and when they do have to use it, he's incredibly respectful and complimentary of the people who do the special effects).

Do yourself a favor and watch these movies. They're not just kitschy action flicks. They're kitschy action flicks with a metric fuckton of practical effects, and a production team that really cares about the stories they're crafting.

#mission impossible #mission: impossible #mission impossible fallout #mission impossible dead reckoning #ethan hunt #tom cruise #christopher mcquarrie #practical effects #movies #drunken ramblings #i'm right tho

[drunk-futurist]

I think cumming deep inside another nonbinary person would cure all my ills

#drunken rambling #nb4nb #let me drain my worries #and also my balls

[neverevan]

okay but if someone hits on Buck at the party and he says "sorry I have a boyfriend" only for the person to turn to Eddie and go "that guy?" I might lose it

#i do not want a drunken kiss or almost kiss #i do want some of that santa's elf magic back though #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 #911 abc #ramblings

[bakedbakermom]

@agent-troi you made me do this

(based on the notes on this post)

#sir this is a wendys #i am not even ashamed of having this whole ramble memorized. #txt #ftf #honestly from a screen-writing perspective a drunken rant is the BEST way to deliver this kind of background information to an audience #without clunky exposition. very important considering this was a major theatrical release and not everyone in the theater would have been #familiar with the show.

[pedanticat]

Both of these characters have fought death itself and I find this to be absolutely hilarious.

#pc rambles #puss in boots #puss in boots 2 #the last wish #castlevania #trevor belmont #one of them is a gritty drunken badass #the other is a 3 foot tabby

[djsherriff-responses]

IDK what interpretation of Bullfrog I like more:

A pretty chill and wise French man who happens to be a frog and an assassin too (the canon one till we learn more about him)

Someone who wants to take care off and smooch old men (most popular canon especially regarding RayFrog )

A little frog man with eldest daughter syndrome (this is just my hc since based of my limited assassin creed knowledge I don’t think there’s ever been an assassin who doesn’t have issues with their father (and my crack theory is Bullfrog is Arno‘s child which based on even less knowledge sounds like a fun time) but I think it pairs poorly well with Dolph who has only child syndrome

#captain laserhawk #captain laserhawk spoilers #rambles #Rayfrog #laserfrog #I need to do asssassin lore research but I definitely like to think little baby bullfrog had to look after a drunken Arno way too often

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Roy/Jamie prompt: After a terrific win the team parties hard. When morning arrives Roy and Jamie wake up together, wearing nothing but matching silver bands on their left ring fingers. They somehow ended up fully married without having set foot in Vegas. Craziest thing is, they decide to stay married because they both want each other bad.

AHHHHHHH YEAAAAAHH—

Jamie wakes up slow in a hotel in a different city then the night before, not shocking considering it’s after a match. But the concerning part is there’s someone in bed with him.

He can feel their breath going across his back and more importantly he can feel where they fucked last night.

Not to assume genders but he’s assuming he’s in bed with a guy. Because one he’s pretty sure that’s beard burn and two he clearly bottomed.

Shit.

He slowly rolls over.

S h i t.

That’s Roy. Roy Kent. Roy Kent as in his fucking coach Roy Kent.

Fuck.

Shit he slept with Roy.

Oh my god he slept with Roy!

No not the time to have a party for all of young Jamie’s fantasies, this is fucking serious. Christ is Roy even into men?? What the hell happened last night??

Roy shuffles forward in his sleep, he tosses an arm across Jamie’s waist. Jamie could get used to this if it wasn’t so fucking insane.

He glances around for a phone to check and see if he missed anything. He catches his phone on the nightstand. He snags it and opens his texts with Colin. Safe choice.

MATEE WIALD THAT YOU N COACH DIDMARRUD LASYSNIFJT LUVE UUU SO PRUD

Well that’s a concerning text to have gotten at 2am.

He scrolls on to Sam.

V hapby 4u rem take slow in morn no need to go anyware fsst comgrats 🎉😭🎉

Jamie is officially freaking out what the fuck did they do last night. Clearly something big because of all the congratulations.

He glances over at Roy, he looks so peaceful. He hates to have to wake him but he knows it has to happen. He taps Roy’s shoulder. Nothing. He shakes Roy’s shoulder, he gets a grunt.

“Roy, mate wake up.”

Roy shakes his head shoving it into Jamie’s chest. Okay Jamie don’t freak. This is fine. It’s fine. It’s just because he’s hungover. “Roy wake up!”

He shoves Roy, “Christ what the fuck Jamie.”

Roy blinks at him, “Jamie?” “Yeah.” “Fuuuck.”

“So we uh clearly uhm-” “don’t say it.”

Oh so that’s how Roy feels about this. He doesn’t like Jamie. Last night was a fuck up of unimaginable quantities. God how is he going to look at Roy. Oh God he promised Phoebe he’d be at her game on Friday.

“Jamie stop fucking freaking out. You’re fucking hyperventilating”

Jamie inhales hard, he gasps in air he didn’t realize he was missing. At some point during his panic Roy had sat up against the head board with him, shoulder to shoulder knees touching. “You good now?”

God Jamie is never going to forget Roy’s morning voice. That’s going to be something he thinks about at night now. “Can I say something or are you going to freak more.”

Jamie nods, he darts his eyes to Roy’s face. Huh he doesn’t look angry. “Go ahead.”

“I think we got married.”

Okay well maybe Jamie got a concussion at the match last night, yeah definitely, he must be in a hospital and is having severe hallucinations. Great, his brain decided to really crush him with his most private fantasies. Maybe if he just rolls over and dies it’ll all be fine.

“Jamie.” Aw cute fake Roy has fluffy hair in the mornings. “Jamie?” Roy has some freckles how has he never noticed that before? “Jamie, breath please you’re scaring me.”

Fuck. “Married? Why the fuck do you think married fake Roy.”

Roy stares at him for a second, he reaches up and brushes the hair away from Jamie’s forehead. “Fake Roy?”

Jamie nods. “Only reasonable explanation. I have a concussion, my brain felt bad. Poof you are here and married to me.”

“That’s your brain wanted to make you feel better fantasy?”

“Mate I really don’t know but yeah it makes sense.”

Roy nods, he then proceeds to reach his left hand over and pick up Jamie’s left hand. “Matching rings Jamie, pretty sure those aren’t fake. And anyways you didn’t get a concussion last night.”

“CHRIST SO I FORCED YOU TO MARRY ME??”

Roy laughs, at least that’s a good sign, he’s also still holding Jamie’s hand, that’s an confusing sign.

“Jamie when have you ever been able to force me to do anything?”

“Bikes. Meetings with Phoebe. Dinners out. Casual drinking at your house. I make you cook for me and-”

Roy cuts him off. “You’ve never forced me to anything in your life Jamie, I’ve never done anything with you I never wanted to do.” Jamie starts to speak but Roy squeezes his hand, “yes last night included.”

Jamie feels himself go a nice pink. “What about the marriage thing.”

“I mean we could just leave it and actually fucking date. If you are comfortable uh with um that.”

Jamie blinks, he’s never seen Roy look that unsure.

Roy Kent wants to be married to him. Jamie Kent.

Woah, getting a bit ahead of himself there.

Fuck it here goes nothing.

He shoves the sheet off, throws a leg over Roy’s waist and grabs his, holy shit, husbands face.

“You want me, you want this with me? I’ve liked you forever Roy I’m not letting you go.”

Roy smiles up at Jamie, he puts hands on Jamie’s hips rubbing his thumbs in the dips he finds there.

“Well I guess we’ve got forever to like each other then.”

Jamie let’s out a whoop, causing Roy to laugh again. He leans down and kisses his husband. Because hey like Sam said, they don’t have anywhere they need to be.

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #roy kent #jamie x roy #roy kent x jamie tartt #a bit cracky and I rambled at the end #thanks for the ask !! #absolutely love drunken marriage #royjamie #fluff

[malice-ov-mercy]

Okay.

I am incredibly drunk( I am safe at home with wayer, do not fret), and I sincerely apologize if the sincerity in this i lost bc of my inebriation, but I want to thank u all for following and liking and sharing my stupid little stores <3. It genuinely means the world to me and I wouldn’t still be writing and sharing my shit if no one liked it.

Whether u followed for bad omens or Lorna shore, it means the world to me, ESPECIALLY when I see the folks who followed for BO liking the shit i wrote for Lorna. I adore BO, but LS is my true end all be all reason for existing.

I’d you don’t follow my main, tune. Ur probably not aware of my tumoltuous mental health, but just know Lorna is a BIG reason I’m still existent, so it really means a lot when I seee ppl who followed for BO also vibe with the Shit I wrote for Will and Adam.

Again, I’m INCREDIBLY drunk and relying HEAVILY on autocorrect, so I apologize if shit is incoherent and jumbled. I just hope I all know I appreciate so so much regardless if followed for BO or Lorna <3. I missed fandom spaces a lot while I was away from Tumblr.

#rambles #drunken ramblings

[friendof-blahaj]

found you a little drinking buddy

#drunken ramblings #ask #hiroiposting #killer weekend #let's do it again sometime!

[bravano]

guys today is my birthday I’m 18 amd Im finally able to get drunk which is cool and shit and omg but wonder what saiki would be like drunk like would he be emotional or like even more cold or would he be happy or even like angry maybe wait would be even be able to get drunk or would his body work like peter parkers where his metabolism is too fast to even register it

these are the questions

#my drunken rambling #literally #god this is so weird #but like Im so curious about kusuo #how would he be #cause I mean I feel so fucking happy #would he or would he be sad #or would he just be vulnerable in general #I swear ive seen something in a fanfiction but I cant remember right now lol #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #the disastrous life of saiki k

[drunk-futurist]

Trans girls with five o'clock shadow get sucked extra sloppy style btw

#drunken rambling

[rose022]

lolol bonus pics

@aroace-polyshow moon

#rose rambles #rose pics #hey did u know i went by moon at one point #anyway #And I looked up at the drunken moonIt was round and it was grey and it looked like the moonAnd I said “at least we’ve both got the moon”A #and you said “im inside” #anyway times two i just dry cried while on the swings so that was something #also update they didnt have my book at the library did i mention that idk

[meowmeowuchiha]

I have decided that Zane Flynt from Borderlands is the mysterious handsome rogue type but he fits the "mysterious" part in an atypical way.

He's mysterious not in the sense that you know nothing about him and he refuses to talk about it

But mysterious in the way that he talks about himself a LOT and you have a LOT of information about him and his past but everything he shares leaves you with far more questions than answers and idk I think that's wonderful

#Don't come at me I'm drunk off my fuckin ass #Like if you agree please tell me so I know it's not crazy drunken rambling #But if you disagree just leave me alone like please I can't even think straight while sober there's no hope if I'm drunk #Zane Flynt #Zane Flynt Borderlands #Borderlands #Borderlands 3