presenting the dsmp country flag quiz!!
inspired by this ask, I made a little google form to see if you know some of the flags of the different dsmp countries/factions!
the quiz is NOT multiple choice so you will need to type the answers yourself! please type in all lowercase or it will get marked as incorrect
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i love badlands lore. they are arguing. there are supernatural forces beyond human comprehension at play. they are still arguing. everybody is mentally ill and making morally questionable decisions. sam is showing off his dumpy. they are STILL arguing
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ant, to bad: your husband is too small he fell into the bong and died
sam: we smoked him. sorry
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crazy how the badlands have been an active group for two years, since 2020. theyre the only faction left from the manburg era, and theyve never once kicked out or added a new member. tell me theyre not the tightest group on the server.
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c!happyduo making the badlands in a nutshell
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wilbur isekai au
There’s this idea going around that the hole story of the dream Smp was the fever dream of a random gas station and I love it but I was thinking what if it was a wizard of oz situation where the characters are all people he knows
bbh could be a semi religious daycare worker that stops by every morning to buy muffins for his students breakfast and an egg sandwich from the next door Dunkin’ doughnuts or some other chain
the gas station can be located in a in the middle of nowhere strip mall
There’s a day care that is the badlands/eggpire
Las Nevada’s is a Mexican restaurant with a lot of arcade machines
The syndicate are security or repair men
The dream team are health inspectors or people from corporate that are in charge of the reviews and budget
Kinoko kingdom is a book store that also sells foreign products like plants or Japanese KitKats or manga the types of people that buy from them are very pompous or just very eccentric amongst there frequent customers are very familiar names from tales like helga or sir billiam
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Gay marriage is legal in all countries in the known Overworld and Nether, except for the Badlands, in which marriage is illegal.
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Some of my favorite DSMP quotes I think are underrated:
"Do you know what happens to traitors, Tubbo? ...Nothing good." - Schlatt
"TommyInnit, I am a slow-burning fuse." - Wilbur
"History will forget that a country ever existed in this area." - Techno
"Let the space between the Badlands be total chaos. That's got nothing to do with us! Manberg? Pogtopia? Who cares!" - BBH
"Tommy, you just did a coup. You just did a hostile government takeover and then immediately instilled yourself as president. And then you gave it to your friend, but that's still a tyrant, Tommy!" - Techno
"I know I'm forgetful, I know I'm an amnesiac and I'm the comic relief in all your stories, but I still feel this- I still feel things!" - Ghostbur
"For what it's worth, I don't know what went on today. But even though you kidnapped me, and I'm still kinda dealing with the trauma, I think at the end of the day you're just a conflicted person, not a bad person... And I hope one day you find what you're looking for." - Connor
"If you wanted to stop us, you should have brought more than just yourself. You should have brought an army with you." - BBH
"You threw away my life for some kind of fucking sales pitch?" - Foolish
"I've been watching for a long time. One person lashes out and then the other does, until they're both gone. From what I've seen, it feels like people don't stop taking that revenge. Is it ever worth it?" - Slime
"You showed me that when you saw me, something malleable, and all of you made me into the worst parts of each." - Slime
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i wish there were more fics that tackled the dsmp story on a much wider scale, from like the perspective of a full country with thousands of citizens rather than just a couple dozen... like i crave a novel about the socioeconomic consequences of schlatt’s rule is what im saying. i want to see citizens shouting at the gates of the white house demanding a solution to the food shortage. i want to hear about the badlands’ monopoly on the steel industry and how blacksmiths in manberg are struggling to keep adequate inventory as a result. i wanna meet families whose homes were destroyed on november 16th or january 6th or any of the other wars that have occurred. i wanna see pogtopia with dozens of refugees huddled inside, cramped and cold and hungry. i wanna hear about the woods outside manberg and how schlatt’s guards and hunters are patrolling it constantly, searching for whatever game they can find and preventing average citizens from hunting their own food. i want to see quackity promising solutions at a public rally and having to flee the stage when the audience starts rioting in protest. i want to see newspapers and political cartoons and graffiti and drinking songs and people!! i want to see people!!!!
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au where everything in the dsmp is the same but told through a western and also the badlands r centaurs to keep their whimsical creatura energy
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Day 124 of drawing ponk until hes added to the qsmp!
What if i made a slasher au
Haha jkjk… unless?
It would probably be more until dawn/killer frequency inspired than anything, and focus on like eggpire + badlands + tommy george and sapnap
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