TONIGHT! A new Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT. Featuring host Lily Du, bartender Grant O’Brien, and guests Kendahl Landreth, Michael Henry, Sarah Schauer, and Dylan Adler.
Oook if you don't mind I would love to hear any thoughts you have on teen Wolf?
Honestly, it's been so long since I watched it, that I don't really remember!
What I do remember is that my favourite relationships on the show were Scott and his mum, and Scott and Stiles, and that I thought the show was better when it leant into its own silliness instead of going down the grim-dark route that all shows of that ilk eventually went down.
There were definitely moments where it landed, and landed well, but overall I remember it as a show that struggled with both tone and stakes, and that when it started killing off characters, it often failed to weight those moments appropriately. It was messy, but I think it got by on the chemistry and charisma of its cast, moreso than anything else.
Harry needs a little practice in the art of Eating Pussy, and who better to ask for help than his best friend?
You.
~ Mine* | MafiaBoss!Harry
Your mafia boss boyfriend, Harry, has been a little neglectful of his most prized possession.
But he's found the perfect way to make it right.
~ One for the Money* | CEO!Harry
Working as an assistant for the CEO of a large corporation doesn't always pay the bills. So, you've turned to OnlyFans in an attempt to rake in a little extra cash.
Unbeknownst to you...your boss, Harry Styles, is an avid subscriber.
~ 404* | Nerd!Harry
The one where you and Harry are software engineers on a project for Juno Inc.
And you can’t fucking stand each other.
~ Knockout* | Boxer!Harry
The one where Harry is a handsome stranger who always comes to your diner covered in bruises.
~ Infinite You* | Open Relationship!Harry
The one where Harry is in an open relationship with your best friend, and maybe you have more in common than you realized.
~ iFall for Harry* | Famous!Harry
You text an unknown number, hoping it to be the guy you met at the bar.
The man that answers instead seems to be quite the upgrade.
~ Mr. & Mrs. Hey Soul Sister* | Famous!Harry
You and Harry wake up after a wild, drunken night to find out you’re more than strangers. You’re married.
~ Rumours* | Harry Styles x Reader
One-Shots inspired by Harry Styles and Fleetwood Mac songs.
A story about a couple finding their way through a devastating break-up.
One-Shots:
~ Jack Shit* (Pt. 2* | Pt. 3*)
In which Jack Chambers is not a selfish, egotistical man-child with raging control issues that apparently wants to climb into Alice's womb like she's his mommy, but instead just a regular guy with a different set of control issues.
~ The Angel and the Fae | (angel!harry)
The one where Harry is an angel that falls in love with a garden fairy.
And even the heavens can't keep you apart.
~ Stuck with You* | (enemies!harry)
You and Harry have been assigned to a case halfway across the country. And getting stuck for over twelve hours in a car with him is nothing short of excruciating.
But having to share a bed with him?
A fate worse than death.
(aka: enemies to lovers + one bed trope!)
~ Bite Me* | (vampire!harry)
The one where your boyfriend, Harry, is a vampire.
And you wish you could feel what he felt.
~ Overdrive* | (street racer!harry)
The one where it’s 1969 and Harry likes to drive really, really fast.
~ Teenage Dirtbag* | (frat!harry)
The one where Harry's popular, cool, and everything you aren't. And maybe you want to keep him your dirty, little secret.
~ Pillow Talk* | (ex!harry)
The one where you and Harry both have insomnia, and decide to spend one very strange night together.
Blurbs:
~ Blurb Masterlist
Collection of blurbs and drabbles for Harry Styles, Dylan O'Brien, and Chris Evans
Credit for the amazing dividers to @firefly-graphics
BIRTH NAME : ares lucas st. james ( changed at age eighteen )
NAME : kaiden lucas st. james
MEANING : kaiden of arabic origin meaning companion; fighter; lucas of greek origin meaning bringer of light ; st. james of english/french origin meaning supplanter/assailant, may god protect
𓏲 * ( tom holland, cis man, he/him, dylan o'brien ) ⸺ pictures of KAIDEN LUCAS ST. JAMES have been showing up all over my feed, and considering the last time they were #trending, it was due to him getting arrested after driving his car into a fire station — i’m not likely to unfollow anytime soon. with their dirty blue jeans and $95 plain white tees, i’m not surprised to hear that they are considered part of the BLUE BLOODS. after twenty seven years, they’ve managed to garner a reputation for being more goofy than destructive, but their critics say that they’re more impulsive than generous when they aren’t too busy focusing on their collection of cars that he’s managed to scratch or crash while intoxicated, trying to remember if they’re mad at him because of something he did while sober or drunk and attempting to find himself in the bed of every stranger who casts a glance his way. when they aren’t occupied with their work as an actor, they’ve been sighted street racing. reputation.com has taken to calling them THE CRASH DUMMY in order to avoid a lawsuit ( again ).
。* ❪ 📂 › BIOGRAPHY.
though he’ll never admit it , kaiden was born into a chaotic family , he spent the early years of his life not with his parents but with his grandmother . if you were to ask her she’d say kaiden was born to be in the spotlight . you’ve got such perfect bone structure , you’re so naturally charming , the public would just love you . his mother is a child star and his grandmother was the manager who propelled her to superstardom . naturally , he grew up watching his mother’s old programs and wishing that he could be just like her . when she showed up to move kaiden and his twin out of their grandparents house he was more than a little angry about it but looking back at it , he can see the wisdom in her decision , the moments of joy she was able to carve out for them that wouldn’t have been possible had she raised them in the limelight but something inside him always itched for more . he got his big break at sixteen when he starred in a MTV's teen wolf . almost over night he was a hit . partying had always been a big part of his life it just kicked into overdrive when he was suddenly making his own money .
the first DUI was actually pretty easy to hide . so easy that he forgot that it happened until he got the second one , his mom wasn't so eager to cover up the second mistake and the favors she'd called in the first time weren't stretching as far , even still the news didn’t really affect his life much , he was already done filming the last movie in his franchise and done with his current obligations . he was told to be better , smarter , and so he was . until he couldn't be . the poor reviews of his franchise was a big hit to his ego . he'd begun to see himself as a serious actor , not just someone tied to a teen drama and yet when he took that step it wasn't received well . this led to kaiden having a rather public meltdown , he got so drunk that he punched a cop in the face ( though in his defense acab ) he was sentenced to six months in jail and three years probation . this was just the start of his troubles though . since about 2018 he's been in and out of rehab , jail and various " spiritual retreats " in an attempt to clean himself up . he just recently got out of court ordered rehab for the second time ( he crashed his car into a fire station while drunk out of his mind ) and is hoping that this time will stick . his problem is a bit of an open secret in the industry so he isn’t exactly rolling in job offers but he's trying to keep his head up .
。* ❪ 📂 › PERSONALITY.
from early on kaiden learned to use humor as a way to keep people from looking past the surface so it’s nearly impossible to get him to take things seriously . not that he’d notice the world ending around him , he’s pretty wrapped up in himself and his family . he’s very very protective of his mother and his sister and will ten toes down ask you what your ‘ intentions ’ are if you try and date one of them . his coping skills are pretty limited so when he’s feeling anything besides happiness he tends to drink , do drugs or have sex . he can be vindictive and mean when he feels like he’s been wronged . he can be kind and caring , he’ll carry your purse for you , keep a pair of flats and a little snack tucked in his backpack because he knows how much red carpets suck but at the same time , he falls in love really easily and often times with the complete wrong person because he’s always looking for someone to care for him .
。* ❪ 📂 › LIKES AND DISLIKES.
likes : sex / fruity drinks / first person shooters / lemonade / nirvana / skateboards / water guns / cocaine / flirting / his mama / harry styles / disney movies / manicures / sailing / training dogs / long naps / exploring abandoned buildings / staring an argument and then walking away
dislikes : bees / model planes / hearing people out / scratchy fabrics / being wrong / sappy movies / public speaking / getting sick / hugging strangers / anyone who dates his mom or sister / astrology / love / pickles / storms / mushrooms / cheese
。* ❪ 📂 › ON REPEAT.
lobster by boy called cute / small talk by briston maroney / televised by HUNNY / shampoo botles by peach pit / unholy by the wrecks / twenty something socialist by the crystal casino band / freakin’ out on the interstate by briston maroney / kilby girl by the backseat lovers / off my mind by joe p / didya think by arlie
The Teen Wolf Movie cast is really pushing their "we did it for the love of Teen Wolf, not for the money" agenda to shade Arden Cho and Dylan O'Brien for knowing their worth and for rightfully refusing to be in it. Like, literally everyone knows that Tyler Posey, Holland Roden and Colton Haynes BEGGED on their hands & knees for this revival because they are unemployed and can't act. But of course they'd rather throw a woman of color under the bus than admit they are that desperate for a paycheck
The really pathetic thing about this is the very obvious - well, if you don't do it for the money, you surely have no problem taking less money and dividing it equally to give equal pay.
But mh. Guess she didn't not do it for the money that hard, because that thought never crossed her mind. Only to be arrogant in the aftermath and in a very unnecessary and uncalled for manner. I mean, holy shit there was literally no reason whatsoever to talk about Arden like that.
Though quite frankly, I think it's for the best. I mean, shit, they did Arden and her character so fucking dirty in the show already. Kira was such a wonderful and interesting character with so much potential and at the time she was literally the leading lady, the love interest of one of the main characters, and they just... shelved her. Put her on a shelf because these writers didn't know what to do with her anymore. Genuinely, I think they would have fucked her over once more if she was in the movie.
Also I think this movie will be a complete shitshow, I mean come on. THE main characters of this franchise have always been Scott, Derek and Stiles. Everybody else took a backseat or was super replaceable to the writers. It's always been around these three. And now they try to make a movie happen with one third of the leads?
ANYWAY, I wish Arden Cho a long run on her new upcoming show Partner Track, where she is actually the lead, and I can't wait to see it! <3
Dylan O'Brien has a really good case of "weathered tired man" eyes and that adds alot to the dirty, bloody look
(Hi Ace ily 💜)
HES SUCH A JUXTAPOSITION OF A PERSON LIKE ALL HIS ROLES ARE ACTION TOUGH GUY FUCK YOU FIGHTER THEN HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND HES THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART GIGGLY SOB LIKEEEEE HES SO BOYISH IT MAKES ME FUCKING FERLALLLLLLLLLLLLLL BUT THEN U CAN ROUGH HIM UP AND ITS LIEKE YEAHHHH HIT HIM AGAIN I WANT HOM WRITHING ON THE FROUND W A BROKEN NOSE AND CRACKED RIBS GAGGING ON HIS OWN BLOODDDDDD
Lift your glasses, we've got a new season of Dirty Laundry premiering on Dropout on September 12th! With host Lily Du, bartender Grant O'Brien, and a few secret-sharing friends: Vanessa Guerrero, Persephone Valentine, Desmond Chiam, Sam Riegel, Liam O'Brien, Anjali Bhimani, Matthew Mercer, Kassem G, Whitney Moore, Mica Burton, Johnny Stanton, Jess Ross, Hector Navarro, Ally Beardsley, Erika Ishii, Anthony Burch, Beth May, Will Campos, Fiona Nova, Shakira Ja'nai Paye, Brett Maline, Jacquis Neal, Alice Stanley, Kimia Behpoornia, Lisa Gilroy, Eli Gonzalez, Claudio Saavedra, Anna Salinas, Heather Higginbotham, Dylan Adler, Michael Henry, Zac Oyama, Kendahl Landreth, Sarah Schauer, Gina Darling, Paul F. Tompkins, Patrick McDonald, Aabria Iyengar, Katie Marovitch, Oscar Montoya, David Kerns, Ebony Elaine Hardin, Chloe Badner, Kyle Rohrbach, Alaska Thunderfuck, Monét X Change, Jujubee, and Katya!
“The Next Part Just Got In the Way” (M) by calrissian18 | 10,095 | Boy meets boy. Boy fucks boy. Boy metaphorically moves to Antarctica. Or that’s how it feels to Dylan anyway.
“Read Between the Lines” (E) by kriari | 40,753 | After spending five seasons rooted firmly in subtext, Stiles and Derek’s relationship has finally taken a critical turn. While Tyler may attempt to blame his recent confusion on simple character bleed, a questionable decision made in the midst of the ensuing media storm leads him to reevaluate what he’s always told himself. Namely, that he’s not in love with Dylan.
“The Sterek Argument” (M) by calrissian18 | 3,241 | And if Tyler had wanted to listen to logic, he wouldn’t be talking to Dylan. He slumps back against the couch cushions grumpily and points out, “Okay, except in Derek Hale’s land of misery and man-pain, you’re pretty much his best friend.”
“i got you on my lips” (M) by vlieger | 6,001 | “We need to start making out,” said Dylan.
“until we see the sun” (E) by vlieger | 12,731 | Tyler pinpoints Dylan taking over his condo to somewhere around mid-March.
“only true in fairytales” (E) by vlieger | 8,881 | “Oh my God,” said Dylan to Posey once Tyler left. “He likes me.”
"same auld lange sayne" 🔒 (M) by Areiton | 4,241 | Ten years after Teen Wolf ends, Tyler is living a quiet life far from the bright lights of Hollywood. But he didn’t forget it. And he didn’t get over Dylan.
"Strange/Familiar" 🔒 (T) by Areiton | 3,767 | Dylan swung into his world, with big amber eyes and soft pouting lips and an innocence he wanted to dirty right up, and he changed things.
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Ian Bohen/JR Bourne
“Twenty-Four Hours” 🔒 (G) by red_crate | 613 | “I could probably kiss you, and no one would think it was real at this point.” JR muses as he curls both arms around Ian’s chest and tugs him so that Ian is sitting between his legs. He kisses up the back of Ian’s neck and buries his nose in Ian’s hair. They don’t have enough of this, of time together.
“A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words (but there’s still a thousand more left to say)” (E) by GoddessofBirth | 1,887 |™As soon as he snaps the photo, Ian snatches the phone from him and starts typing. JR rolls his eyes and holds his hand out. “Back.” Ian waves him off. “Eat your food. What’s the point of you posting how I lured the hunter with home cooked food if it isn’t true.” “I’m not post – We are not posting that. Ian -” The man in question dances back from JR’s quick grab attack and triumphantly hits send. “Oh yes we did. Well, you did. The fans are gonna eat it up.”
“According to Plan” 🔒 (E) by red_crate | 2,369 | He basks in the feeling of having JR against him, arms around him finally just the way he wants after a day spent in front of fans. So close, yet not what he wanted. But this, here and now, is it. He can touch and taste to his heart’s content without worrying about privacy.
"Wanna Give Him a Show?" 🔒 (E) by lavenderlotion | 2,581 | Ian’s smile turns into a grin, and the look his flashes JR is playful, his lips pulled up into a smile JR knows to be teasing. He makes himself comfortable, his belly tightening with excitement. Ian’s eyes have never sparkled like that and left him disappointed.
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Ian Bohen/JR Bourne/Tyler Hoechlin
"Birthday Boy" 🔒 (E) by DizzyRedhead | 3,352 | After the cameras go off, Ian and JR have plans for Tyler's birthday.
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Tyler Hoechlin/Dylan, /Ian, /JR
"Pictures of You and Us" 🔒 (NR) by Areiton | 3,314 | He can't quit looking. It's always been a problem, but it's worse right now. It's worse because Ian is sending photos, Hoech half asleep and smiling, Hoech grinning shyly from behind a cup of coffee. Hoech, unaware and sunlit.
IM TRYING TO BREATHE. I SKIPPED TO THE SEX SCENE. LEAVE ME ALOT. IT MAY LOOK MEDICORE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW. DYLAN MOANS AND WHIMPERS ‘MY DAMAGED GIRL’ yes. I shall be.
Mmmhmmmm!
I had to watch the shit back three times to make sure I actually heard him say what I thought he fucking said. Shit was wild. While on the one hand... cringey, ick-level, unsatisfying sexual experience with a guy who is chalking you up as social currency. On the other... it's Dylan O'Brien moaning and dirty talking.
The cognitive dissonance is so real. Haha!
bloodyrippah is referring to the sex scene in 'Not Okay' that has the entire fandom in utter shambles today 🤪
welcome to notting hill nadia, we’re super excited to have you here, you’ve got twenty-four hours to send in your account!
⸻ DYLAN O'BRIEN. HE/HIM / have you ever heard of running up that hill by placebo, well, it describes LUCA ‘LUC’ RICCI to a tee! the thirty year old, and tattoo artist and occasional line cook at the Ricci family restaurant was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say he is more destructive or more adaptable instead? anyway, they remind me of the smell of bleach permeating in the air as it lightens hair in a dirty bathroom, the buzz of a tattoo gun underneath fluorescent bulbs making impulsive decisions permanent and a crumbled up plane ticket that beckons him back home, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ NADIA / SHE/HER / 31 / CST / NONE ]