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the-acid-pear · 3 years

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I did my homework and i did my chores, time to tackle on the third book of this series, Son of Ogre

Chapter 1

Okay but the fuck is Baki planning to do if he stops fighting? That's literally all he has, he's not smart

WOOH THATS A BIT REALISTIC

PREHISTORIC ELEPHANT?!

King just went to have a snack. Also FUCK does that meat look tasty FUCKKK

This baby so cute 🥺

I'm so glad Yuji is doing stupid hilarious shit again it had been a while

Congrats on Baki for that mantis

Chapter 2

Who tf is this kid?

Poor kid lmao, i assume he will meet Baki

Look at my boyyy

HSTSRFAYDF DON'T CALL HIM A MANLET

Imagine Baki actually kills this kid HSJDYSSHCBT

Third comment with a ton of likes is "we do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious"

Chapter 3

AH SHUT UPPP KIDDO

But i like Baki memeing a round a lil

Chapter 4

🥺🥺 that's so sweet...

HELLOOOO STRYDUM MY GOD YOUR TITS GOT FATTER SIR 😳😳

Yujiro is such a fucking threat to society lmao

I love seeing Baki with his eyes open, he's looking more like his old self

Oh, shadow boxing incoming, alright

Chapter 5

Yuri? 🥺 /j

THE RETURN OF IRON MICHAEL?!

Chapter 6

I love how there's our silly little mains after every cover LUV em <33

Baki just dissociating his ass out and using it on his favor, the king

Why is Baki eating sour prunes aren't those meant to be sweet?

We all salivating

Chapter 7

Love to see there are even more swears there now

I can put my face next to my foot too tho

FAGDRJSEHARD YUJIRO CAN BEAT THE CANCER HOW ICONIC 😍

Also i would LOVE to see Yuji fight an Orca

WHAT?!

I love how everyone in the comments is calling out Rumina for not seeing issue going down to a dark hidden basement with a shirtless man older than him

Chapter 8

"piggy back me" USHSYFLFUDSY

This fight is going to be good

Chapter 9

Imagine Baki dies right here right know against an imaginary mantis lmao

Okay Baki getting damaged makes sense but the WALL?

Baki's dead (GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SAID THAT)

Ffs it's true Baki COULD create himself a stand 😰

Chapter 10

OH FUCK IT'S TRUE

Chapter 11

This fight is so boring i had to take a 6 hour break

Baki just can't win against nature eh

This reminds me of Garland pulling a suplex on that Anaconda

Chapter 12

I can't wait for the main cast to ACTUALLY appear, instead of just, you know, them in the covers

This fight is slow but cool but slow

To fight a mantis you must think like a mantis 😎

Though it's true in this manga you will most likely win if you steal your opponent techniques so

Chapter 13

I MISS IGARI FUCKKK

This is so dumb i luv it

That mantis be swearing lmao

Love it when Baki goes full Yujiro

Chapter 14

TOBA...

Holy fuck do mantis fly?

Secret Chapter?

Is this how Yujiro got born?

Idk girl i would have killed him if i was you

WHAT.

I KNOW THOSE FROGS THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO I THINK

I might just be sleepy but this is so confusing

AKSHSKGSKSGSJSG JUST KILL THE BABY IT AINT THAT HARD

Chapter 15

GAIA...

Why is he like this?

Is "he" with us right now?

...gotta admit that IS true...

I love Strydum sksgwhwg

Yujiro really went XD

I don't think my man Arun in the comments is aware how gay what he said is, though maybe I'm wrong

Chapter 16

GOD THESE FUCKING COVERS MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC, LOOK AT SPEC!

ANIME KENNEDY?!

I can't believe Bush is dead

AN ASIAN BOY HAS JUST KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT...

8 of January? My god he's a Capricorn

I'm sorry, what?

LAHQIGWKQFWKSFWIWG 😭😭

I love Baki so much, THIS IS THE KID THAT I MISSED SO MUCH

This explains why Baki was in prison clothes in the anime teaser

Chapter 17

BIG NUMBER

That one mf like 😐

Glad Baki is 18 now at least 😌

Love to see Oliva back

Chapter 18

This page not even bothering to charge the pages anymore

I'm sure there were better ways to go to jail, well, actually, no, but still

Toba used to just chew that off

Baki did that mantis hit you in the head too hard?

I. I watched way too many prison movies and shows. I don't like seeing someone as young and pretty as Baki in such a place. I rlly don't.

Chapter 19

Yanagi baby i miss you...

IRON MICHAEL?!

Mfkhsjsys 😳🥴

Eh got my hopes too high

CHE BAKI PIBE... LA PUTA MADRE NI ACA ME ESCAPO DE MIS COMPATRIOTAS

I hope he swears too i want to see a boludo o pelotudo PLEASE

I mean para pelotudos lo veo a Yujiro todo el tiempo pero igual JSGWKEGWG me pone bien argento ver al Che carajo

Chapter 20

HE SAID BOLUDO SUAHWKWGAKSGSKSGSKGD

I can't take this omfg new fav I'm sorry Doppo but he just said boludo 😭

Pendejo is more used as pibe here but i will let it pass bc idk the lingo in Cuba and he spent some time there so

Why don't i speak like this too ffs? All i do is say eh and call it a day

He's cocky enough to call anybody any age pibe so I'll let that pass too

Por favor no lo hagas che sksgwj

Chapter 21

Che, pibe, it's a good day to die...

Chapter 22

GSHAGSTSG he should have said "no boludo"

I'm falling in love with this boludo myself

That's talented and brutal

OH RIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT

Chapter 23

Hm that's, cringe

YESSS HE SAID PELOTUDO

OAHWLGWKQFSKSGSJS SIII ROMPELO TODO CHE, ROMPELO TODO POR DECIRTE YANKEE KSGSSJGS

Honestly i too get pissed off when called American or European, though i won't throw shit to Baki, he's some random 18 yo japanese boy, no way he would recognize latinoamerican lingo lmao

King shit Baki boy

Chapter 24

Oh that's why he's called Jun Guevara, that's fair

I like how they are mixing a bit of truth and a bit of lie it's fun at least

Chapter 25

I like how they are drawing nipples now, occasionally

I can't wait for Viêt to complain about propaganda in the comments

OH SHIT

😳 :Y

He's sooo nice 😍

Chapter 26

Only three? You mean the third is... 👁️👁️

HAHA YEAH YUJI-CHAN <3

I can't believe he works for the USA I'm crying and shaking rn

What a progressive manga, the three strongest and most dangerous men and none of them are white 😍

GET HIS ASS BAKI

Chapter 27

Why is this guy sweating sm?

LDYDYSUGFUDT BAKI PLS

I like how the only time Baki was willing to kill a person was when he thought Sikorsky had hurt his girl

Chapter 28

I feel like Ian will die

Man i love how Baki is drawn in this book

Ffs i called it, i have watched way too many prison things to know how shit goes down

I have seen these three before in fanart but I'm curious to see what they can do

Chapter 29

Their faces remind me of Doyle

OH I CANT WAIT TO SEE EM IN THE ANIME

ASSHOLE DON'T CALL ME STUPID 😢💔

I'm gonna struggle to tell em apart but i think I'll manage

Okay I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Doyle, fair

Chapter 30

The mouth vs Yujiro when?

Someone mentioned the have the same vibe as the dudes that worked with Gaia and like 👁️👁️

Chapter 31

Lmao someone in the comments recommended the same thing

These three must be great at sex (sorry)

KSHALDHDKD NEW FAV COMMENT: "go to Japan and look for the word "defeat". That way you won't feel cocky anymore"

Chapter 32

Hehe hello Junnn~

KSHAKDHKWGS

La luna

Chapter 33

LOS TRES...

Okay that's funny, hocico instead of mouth (hocico is used for animal mouths)

I'm so glad i know Spanish

The two things that drive me insane and make me ramble are Doppo's beauty and this stupid argentinian

OSHSKWGSKSG

Chapter 34

Imagine he's doing that illusion thing Dorian did

With his own blood, that's so cool...

Hoho...!

I did that once when i had a terrible nose bleed, didn't go well

Chapter 35

This book is fucking boring NGL

"now that you got no more urine left in you"

AH.

GAHDYR LMAO

Chapter 36

HO THAT TITLE, PLEEEASE I NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO HAPPEN

HHH he kinda cute...

Oww :(

JDJSJFRGAJ

God piantao is an old word i had never heard it before

AND he took a piss.

LOCO NO SEAS HOMOFÓBICO NINGUNA MINA ACA ES MEJOR QUE ESTE PIBITO TE LO ASEGURO SKSGSKGSJAAGS

Se me cayó un ídolo y yo que le quería dar 😔

ÑSHWQLSGOSGDKW

Let's see if he lied to Baki about just liking eh /j

Chapter 37

I luv Oliva lol

AJSGSKSLAGHS BAKI SNAPPED

I too wonder where the fuck Kozue is

Chapter 38

LSHSLDGSLSGSIEG

He is jealous of what you two have, it's normal, el Che just rejected his love after all ;/

Oliva is a king

OH A HANKERCHIEF I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNDERWEAR SHSGS-

Oh shit Oliva is like 45?! He looked so young

Te fuiste a la mierda, Che, el chabón estaba siendo re bueno con vos

Baki is just dead

Chapter 39

I love how realistic Che's fear is, he's rather smart, though not this time

POOR GUY AJSGSWJW

I didn't realize Che said "what more, it may be a woman!" but to be fair they ARE in jail so

Chapter 40

I'm feeling kinda bad for him ngl

I feel happy for him tho 🥺

Bruh they added one page after the ending of some naked anime girl tf 😐

Chapter 41

These prisoners having fun is kinda sweet

YO INSANE

Bitches be complaining about Maria's looks are just jealous 🥰

Chapter 42

Damn she lorge

He loves fighting naked eh

Only valid person is the one saying Oliva deserves better treatment which tbh true

Chapter 43

Fun fact i wear my jacket like El Che too, unless it's too cold

El che with the hair lose is so cute bro,,,

Something something fingering joke

Sikorski could fold a coin too

I bet the bandana will break

Chapter 44

I would have just fallen on top of him, how is he gonna counter that, eh?

Oh that super fun to know!

Oh the good ol dirty technique, i have seen this one before!

Chapter 45

NOOO MARIA DON'T DO THIS TO HIM

This fight is super cool tho i love these two characters

Chapter 46

They just keep changing the rules i think Itagaki is just flexing at this point

LAAOSFKAGSKAGSKAF???

Baki wants his protagonism back

I'm getting pissed off they keep putting semi naked underaged girls at the end of every chapter 😐

Chapter 47

Bruh just realized, the mouth got so hyped as this new cool villain and they died in their first appearance 😭

His damn bandana...

#luly talks #i hit character limit already waaa :(#but I'm too into this to stop reading lol #btg #this saga is a bit boring but el che is funny :)#baki liveblog

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yi-dashi-a · 7 years

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Harrowing 27 CLE - Répondez s'il vous plaît

“Yi!” Whined his Shimon companion, “What’s this parchment? I can’t read it.”

“Then you need to learn to read, Wukong.” Yi replied, wanting very much to grin at his own quip. The serious face he reserved for his student, however, remained, “This was delivered not a day ago. I do not know by who, but it was certainly someone.”

“Read it.” Wukong jumped from side to side, waving the paper as best he could while he moved about excitedly, “C’mon! Read it.” Though no one could see him roll his eyes, it was easy to hear him do it as his lenses sparked to light with an amber glow. He snatched away the paper, flicking it once or twice to remove any monkey caused creases.

“Harrowing Celebration, 27 CLE,” Yi parroted, his lenses actuating as they scanned the page, “at the Cathedral of Blood.”

“Spooky!” Wukong commented with a smirk, but Yi continued regardless,

“It is just past Noxian borders apparently, though those change from day to day. Or so it feels.” The Ionian scoffed a laugh, though he wasn’t sure why, “I am sure if we ask, we can find it. It is an event at the end of this month though, and it supposedly includes… Grand feasts every evening.” When the Master next looked up, his pupil had inched closer,

“Food?”

“Yes, and challenges of wit, strength, and magic will be had there.” Closer still did Wukong draw, eyes widening,

“I’m all those things, Yi! Smart, strong, and all of me is magic!”

“However…” Yi’s lenses zoomed, “It says here some concerning things I had not noticed before.” But Wukong was not concerned anything. His giant, square hands were balled up into fists, and his simian face was barely an inch away from Yi’s, or so it felt. He trembled with excitement, even when Yi’s words ran grave, “All guests required to defend the Cathedral and all of its inhabitants in the case of supernatural assault…”

“We get to fight too?” Wukong jumped for joy, pumping his fists in the air, “This is the best party ever! I want to go right now.”

Yi, with about just as much passion, found himself slapping a palm to his jutting lenses,

“Pupil, when you ask me why do we fight, the question is not when do we get to fight.” He sighed, over audibly, “Besides, there is more to just consider than you and myself. We are in Piltover for a reason…”

“Ionia isn’t going anywhere, Master.” The monkey huffed indignantly, “We’re going to be on a boat forever anyway to get there. Why not stay here a little bit longer? We were invited! We gotta go!”

“That may be so…” Yi began, but as he tried to continue the thought he found it came to no reasonable conclusion. Not that it was reasonable to even think about partying at a time like this at all, but he supposed he was getting old. His mind wasn’t as sharp as it used to be, “… but if we go at all, for any reason, it shall be because these Harrowing times are times when people need protection most. If we do anything before we leave Valoran, we must at least offer our services. And perhaps it might be better to wait until after the Mists are long gone from the sea…”

“So that means we can go?” Wukong snickered softly. Defeated, Yi sighed,

“… I must ask Sona what R.S.V.P means, but apart from this… I suppose so.”

“|Victory!|” The monkey proclaimed, all but clicking his heels, “I can’t wait. This is gonna be awesome. You can me can go. Sona can go, and even the girl can go!”

To that, Yi simply wore his expression neutral, casting his gaze over his shoulder carefully. A tiny soul, with still troubling injuries that had her slumber most of the time, had been roused by the single Ionian word. Her tired brown eyes were confused, but Yi knew her wit was only dulled by her long rests,

“|I’ll… tell you about it later.|”

“|No! I’ll tell her about it now!|” But before Wukong could rush off to the woman’s bedside, Yi grasped his tail firmly,

“Wukong. Let her rest…” And even if the monkey looked ready to argue, his face became serious – for once – before long,

“All she does is rest, but fine. I’ll keep to myself…”

#Harrowing 27 CLE #also idk if this is even accurate to the timeline moving forward #but #ladybuvelle #wukong is going to drag sona #to this spoopy party #or try at least pffft #This is Harrowing 『Event』#because whyyy not #this is my RSVP pffft #might have to retcon this if thiefwomf dies but i suppose this is motivation for me to continue Whispers From Ionia #and who even knows if this new or old lore I am just going to elect to pretend its both #starters to come I just wanted to do a p-p-p-public transport drabble #not all my drabbles are landing well right now but eh cant win em all pft

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jennrypan · 3 years

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Oml the episode was friggin adorable!! I cant wait til the english dub cuz i wanna hear marinettes English voice actress.

Anyways. Adrien and Marinettes friendship developing! Kagami not being forgotten! Also. Ladybugs new suit up is so damn pretty i love it, though is Chat gonna get one? Like a suit change I mean, I..doubt it but like it would be fun to imagine what a suit change would look like on him--

Also Kagami and Marinette are really cute friends and the ship is just precious.

Also Bob Roth is such an ass and Mr.Ramier should prolly..move cuz people are just mean to him and his pigeons-- at least he wont get akumatized again though after. 72 times-- jfc-

We missed some chat shenanigans but we got to see Rena in all her glory soo lose some win some? And shes so damn talented with the fox miraculous! Like bruh-- i love this season so far.

It being out if order is..kind of a let down but when the seasons finished i can just watch em all so eh-

#ml spoilers #j.p speaks #adrinette #kagamari #marikagami?#i dunno their ship name

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solasan · 4 years

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otp tag.

tagged by @masonsfreckles and @impossible-rat-babies and like definitely also someone else but my activity is super clogged up so i cant find who I’m Sorry 🥺 but thank u remus and owen mwah tagging: @denerims @arlathen @lvllns @trvelyans @lavellane @chuckhansen @rosebarsoap @cheydinhaal @darksprawn @deepspeech @yennefre and anyone else who wants to do it tbh

DISAGREEMENTS.

who is more likely to raise their voice?

i mean both, probably? they’re both very passionate people

who threatens to leave but never actually does?

i’ll hesitantly say june but i dont think they’d reach that point

who actually keeps their word and leaves?

neither lmao

who trashes the house?

in day-to-day life, june; she’s very messy. in fights? neither bcos that’s messed up. the Most that’ll happen is adam cracking a piece of furniture in his fist by accident

do either of them get physical?

uhhh they’ll spar from time to time, but outside of that, never

how often do they argue/disagree?

in the beginning?? all the fucking time. every day. they butt heads like they were made to do it. further in, they argue much less, especially once june’s proved adam’s whole “humans are weak!!!” thing wrong

who is the first to apologize?

adam gets bullied into it by nate sometimes. june won’t apologise unless she’s absolutely certain she’s in the wrong, but it does happen. so i guess it depends on the argument

SEX.

who is on top? who is on bottom?

i hate applying the top/bottom thing to m/f ships but adam’s A Top i guess. june is 100% a bottom. but when it comes to actual positioning they’ll change; adam likes missionary a lot, but june likes sitting in his lap and riding him, so

any kinks?

adam is lowkey lowkey very lowkey into orgasm control/denial im calling it. he just likes taking control, but not in an explicit bdsm sense??? june’s into dirty talk and does have a praise kink. she has to coax adam into talking in the beginning but when he gets into the swing of things he loves it

june used to be into getting tied up, but the whole murphy situation kinda fucked that for her

who has the strangest desires?

june probably wins this just purely based on the fact that she wants adam to bite her lmao. he would find that strange. but he would also be into it so

who’s dominant in bed?

adam !!! again not in the traditional like bdsm dominant sense but he takes charge of things

is head ever in the equation?

uhhh, yeah ??? all the time

if so, who is better at performing it?

look. june is very good. she is. but adam has 900 years on her and also more enthusiasm / touch starvation / desperation. adam is a pussy eating KING

ever had sex in public?

the most public they’ve gotten is fucking in the tech lab at the warehouse, that’s it

who moans the most?

both moan, but june’s louder. she’s freer ??? with it ??? but adam grunts and gasps and pants a lot, and when he’s abt to come he’ll groan out her name or a french curse so

who leaves the most marks?

june’s the one that goes out of her way to make marks, just bcos shes a lil sad they fade so quickly. adam leaves the most just bcos june doesn’t heal in the same way

who is the more experienced of the two?

adam might be 900 years old but we all know he’s not had many relationships. june’s more experienced bcos she has one-night stands in college before her and bobby got together

do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

im so sorry but if u look at adam du mortain and think that he doesn’t make love 99% of the time, ur wrong. but sometimes they do get super passionate / desperate for each other, and then they’ll fuck

how long do they usually last?

in the beginning adam lasts like 2 seconds, no joke. that man sees even a hint of june’s coochie and he busts a nut. but further in he can last longer. unless june is being a shit and deliberately trying to get him to come, which she does do

rough or soft?

soft for the most part. if it ever is rough it’s like..... more bcos it’s intense, passionate, less bcos either of them is trying to make it rough. june has some sexual trauma too so really rough sex, like w choking for example, is out of the question (not that i think adam is into choking anyway)

is protection used?

it should be, and when they remember to they do use it. but also they forget a lot shdkshdkd does june look like the type of person to get pregnant on purpose??

does it ever get boring?

nah they keep it fresh. plus they love each other so much it’s just always so good to have each other ???? like after So Long Pining it’s just good idk bro shdjsjdk

where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

idk probably the tech lab like i said above ??? i dont think they fuck in many weird places — not bcos i dont think june would be into it, but more bcos i figure if they ever start getting freaky adam gets them into a bed / somewhere private STAT

FAMILY.

do they plan on having children / do they have children?

yeah they vaguely want them in the future i guess. adam thinks abt june having his baby and has to lie down he 🥺 so hard

if so, how many children do they want/have?

their first kid — emma — is an accident born like a year after they get married, and then oliver comes along a year after that because june always said she didn’t want only one kid. she remembered how lonely she was as a kid :(((

AFFECTION.

who likes to cuddle?

both of them !!! adam is touch-starved and june is starved for affection !!! they cuddle all the time

who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

june 100% no question. WHORE. adam is so done with her but he does always drag her off somewhere to Ravish her so rly who’s winning here

who struggles to keep their hands to themself?

shdkshdkskd both of them. june slightly more so tho

how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

uhhh i dont think it’s rly a matter of one getting uncomfortable, bcos they do love it. probably it’s just as long as they can hold out before 1) june has to pee, or 2) adam resolves to be productive

what is their favourite non-sexual activity?

adam would never admit it but he loves watching movies with june purely bcos she gets so cuddly and ALSO she gets so into them. she’s the type of person to yell at the screen and ask questions all the time. sometimes they’ll compete to see who can work out the plot / twist / mystery of a film first

where is their favourite place to cuddle?

in bed !!!!! adam loves having her whole body pressed up against him, all small and soft and smelling like june, and june loves how he tucks her into his chest and makes her feel so safe and warm

SLEEPING.

who snores?

ahskhkdja june !!!

if both do, who snores the loudest?

adam doesn’t snore so june. but she doesn’t do it that loudly

do they share a bed or sleep separately?

they share a bed !!!! it’s adam’s way of making sure june does actually go to bed, for one, but also he doesn’t like to sleep without her

if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

cozy up together !!!!! adam’ll kiss her hair and tuck her head under his chin, and june’ll wrap her arms around his torso and kiss the hollow of his throat

what do they wear to bed?

june wears raggedy old band tees or oversized hoodies, boxer shorts, lots of comfy clothes. flannel pyjama trousers. sometimes she’ll sleep in adam’s shirts bcos they smell like him and she likes that, but when she does sleep in adam’s shirts they uhhh haha dont sleep for a while ;)))

are either of them insomniacs?

june is !!! i think around book 4, maybe 5, someone’s gonna talk her into seeing someone abt it — because she really doesn’t sleep a healthy amount, i’m talking 5-8 hours a week — and she’ll start taking sleeping pills, but for now she just drinks a fuckload of coffee and keeps herself busy.

adam’s not rly an insomniac per se, but he doesn’t sleep as much as humans do, obviously

can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

later in the series, yeah. i could see her being put on quetiapine bcos that’s what im on and that shit works

do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

wrap their limbs around each other !!!! june’s like a cuddly octopus shdksjdl but adam loves it, honestly. he’ll often wrap his arms around her and put on of his hands up her shirt, over her spine, so he can have some nice skin-on-skin contact. yknow....... as a treat

who wakes up with bed hair?

both !!!! june’s is probably a bit worse bcos it’s longer ????

who wakes up first?

eh, depends. i’d say adam, bcos he’s More Responsible, but june really doesn’t sleep much, so it could go either way

who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

neither ??? june doesn’t cook and adam’s not a good cook

what is their favourite sleeping position?

either adam on his back with june tucked into his chest, his arms around her, or both of them on their sides and adam spooning june. they love em !!!!

do they set an alarm each night?

they do. june has broken multiple alarm clocks, tho, so make of that what u will

who has nightmares?

both :((( june’s are more frequent, i think

can a television be found in their bedroom?

nah. adam wouldn’t want one, and june watches everything on her laptop

who has ridiculous dreams?

probably june. she’ll sleepily recount them to adam the next morning in bed and he’ll either hm? into her neck to show he’s listening or huff a laugh against her skin

who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

june. adam has learned to accept this fact about her. usually he’ll just position her so that they’re both comfier when she does it, but he has been woken by her elbowing his side before

who makes the bed?

adam. june cba with that shit. she’s just gonna get back in it anyways !!!!

what time is bed time?

adam pushes june to go to bed by 11. sorry u gotta take care of ur stupid energiser bunny girlfriend, buddy

any routines/rituals before bed?

eh nothing in particular i dont think ??? nothing out of the standard brush teeth / clean face / get into pjs thing anyway

who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

june is the GRUMPIEST. she’s not a morning person in the slightest

WORK.

who is the busiest?

hmmmmm. they’re both probably equally busy ??? i mean adam’s the head of the unit so he probs has work he has to do, but then june’s basically the head of the department bcos the captain’s never around, so she has a lot of work. and she has to balance that work with the agency. maybe june’s slightly busier ???

who rakes in the highest income?

eh they’re probs around the same ???

are any of them unemployed?

nope

who takes the most sick days?

june bcos adam doesn’t get sick. also sometimes she just wants A Personal Day and / or is hungover

what are their jobs?

he’s a commanding agent, she’s a liaison and also police detective

who sucks up to their boss?

haha adam’s technically june’s boss and she loves to suck badum tss

who is more likely to turn up late to work?

june shdjshdk girl is Bad at time management. sometimes tho they’ll both be late bcos a morning fuck went on too long. june is very smug on these days

who stresses the most?

uhhh both stress a lot ?? june has anxiety. but adam also is constantly on edge so ????

do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

yeah they enjoy them i guess. adam definitely enjoys his. june is..... complicated. she doesn’t trust the agency and she doesn’t rly wanna be a cop, but she doesn’t know what else she could do so ???

are they financially stable?

yeah for the most part. the agency has good salaries

HOME.

who does the washing?

i think maybe june does it more often just bcos as a human she....... probably ???? goes through more clothes ??? that makes sense to me ??? idk hsdk

who takes out the trash?

adam, usually. especially if it’s dark; june ain’t going nowhere at night

who does the ironing?

again, adam. just bcos he’s more likely to have clothes that need ironing. june has never touched an iron in her life

who does the cooking?

i mean june is notorious for not cooking but rather ordering takeout, so...... i mean i dont think adam is a bad cook but he can rly only cook rly bland, simple meals, and he obviously doesnt need to eat so. i guess if it’s one of them it’s june

who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

yeah june sdhskdhksdk she just has a very short attention span bro idk what to tell u

who is messier?

yep june no question. adam’s a lil bit of a neat freak im calling it

who leaves the toilet roll empty?

neither

who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

yeah june. sometimes adam if he’s had a long day tho. or like if theyre getting Freaky and leaving clothes everywhere. but in general, june’s more likely

who forgets to flush the toilet?

ew gross people do that ?? neither

who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

june shdjjsjdk

who answers the telephone?

uhh both ig ?? but they don’t have like a landline or anything they only have their cells

who mows the lawn?

adam, but only once they’ve moved out of june’s apartment after having the kids. june’s got a black thumb bro she’s not allowed near the garden on nate’s orders

who does the vacuuming?

both !!! they take turns

who does the groceries?

june 100% and she always ends up getting shit that wasn’t on the list shdjskdk. sometimes they’ll do it together tho

who takes the longest to shower?

uhhhh i mean. i think they shower together quite a lot so ???? both ???

who spends the most time in the bathroom?

like getting ready ???? uhh depends. if june’s doing makeup, her, but she doesn’t do it often

MISCELLANEOUS.

is money a problem?

nahhh the agency pays them well

how many cars do they own?

originally only june’s shitty little hatchback, but when the kids are born they get a second one. probably it is very pretty and fancy and expensive, because adam

what’s their song?

either dermot kennedy’s power over me, or fortress by bear’s den. like, seriously, look up the lyrics; they’re the ULTIMATE adamjune songs

do they live in the city or in the country?

does wayhaven count as a city, even if it’s like... a small town ??? idk

do they own their home or do they rent?

june’s renting her apartment currently, but when ollie and emma are born, they buy a place at the edge of town

do they enjoy their surroundings?

eh. neither of them are especially fond of wayhaven, but i think maybe it grows on them over time ??? june definitely in her current point in canon is only there bcos she doesn’t know where else to go

what do they do when they’re away from each other?

Yearn like fools. they miss each other shdjshdk they’ll call each other if adam is ever sent out on an assignment away from town or june has to take some kinda business trip. theyre always super happy to be reunited

where did they first meet?

at an abandoned warehouse in book 1. june shot him. it was great

who spends the most money when out shopping?

uhhhhhh bro i genuinely don’t know ??? adam and june both have terrible taste in clothes; he walks around in cargo pants half the time and she’s never not in something oversized and baggy and possibly falling apart ???

ig june spends a lot on technology ??? and on food ????

who’s more likely to flash their assets?

ok i mean adam has already in canon gotten shirtless and flashed his assets at june while convinced he feels nothing for her so. him. he’s a show-off we all know this

any mental issues?

yeah lmao. june already had ptsd before canon from being assaulted in college, and now it’s just worse bcos of everything with murphy and shit. she also has depression, because obviously, and anxiety. also adhd if that counts ??? it probably counts

i think adam’s got some ptsd too from that Terrible Fiery Scene Of Death we saw in the mirror from his past, and probably that’s compounded by experiences since he became a vampire too ??? possibly some depression as well just bcos i’m now considering his whole ‘numb for years’ thing and how that overlaps with depression ?? :/// idk

who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

adam doesn’t trip often but when he does june howls with laughter. usually if he’s tripping it’s bcos she’s done something Very Distracting. one time she took her shirt off in their living room when he wasnt expecting it and he walked into a wall

when june trips (which she often does) adam will sorta snort very quietly or his lips will twitch but he’ll always stabilise her quickly

who’s terrified of bugs?

yep june 100%

who kills the spiders around the house?

shsjdhskdjk ADAM. “june, it’s just an insect.” “um, untrue, it’s an arachnid, those are different fucking things—” “it’s miniscule. even more so than you are.” “okay, ha, ha, very funny, please kill it, adam i’m serious, kill it, it has eight legs, it’s waiting to murder me, fucking kill it!” “i’m killing it, calm down.”

do they have any fears for their future?

yeah. june’s worried she’s gonna get totally murdered lmao bcos odds are someone’s gonna try again. adam is also terrified abt this distinct possibility. he’s also scared that, like... she’ll live ??? as in ??? she won’t ever turn, she’ll stay mortal her whole life, and after waiting 900 years for her, he’ll only get a few decades with her before she dies.

that’s like not gonna happen she absolutely becomes a vampire after emma and ollie are born but still. he’s dramatic

their favourite place?

the warehouse, probably ??? it’s safe and secure and it’s comfortable ??? or else june’s apartment. i think june prefers her apartment just slightly

who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

adam ??? but it’s more likely that they’d go out to a fancy dinner, rather than him cook one

who pays the bills?

they split them

who’s the tallest?

sndjhskdjkd adam. june hates and loves this fact in equal measure. adam is very smug abt how teeny tiny his girlfriend is shdkshdk he finds it very funny. also very sweet he loves it

who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

both, honestly. theyre bad at keeping their hands off each other once they’re together. maybe june is ever so slightly more likely ?? idk

who wanders around in their underwear?

both. adam likes to distract june w his abs bro what can i say. june just is most comfortable walking around in a sports bra and briefs

who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

june !!! and she’ll lean into his face and sing right at him with this big dumb grin too. adam will refuse to make eye contact but he’ll have this tiny lil smile on his face

what do they tease each other about?

everything. june roasts adam on the daily. adam will very dryly retort back every time. they were made for each other im telling u.

june will sometimes bring up his whole humans are weak thing at the most ridiculous times. like, adam tries to get her to get out of bed in the morning and she’ll groan and start lamenting how weak and fragile she is, she couldn’t possibly get out of bed in this state, adam, i have glass bones and paper skin, don’t u love me ????

adam’s teasing is just dryly taking the piss out of dumb shit she says. she’ll talk abt a fight she had with someone and say she went “wa-pow!” when she hit them and he’ll just deadpan repeat, “wa-pow.” his face totally straight. i wuv themm

who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

i mean neither they both have bad fashion taste. but also june hates the fucking cargo pants bruh

who crushed first?

adam did shdkshdk even if he didn’t realise. june didn’t figure out she liked him until the time between book 1 and book 2, because she missed him and she couldn’t figure out why

any alcohol or substance related problems?

uhhh no not rly. june has a history of using recreational drugs but that was in college and she doesn’t touch most of that shit these days

who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

june probably shdjshdk she’ll have a girl’s night with farah, morgan, and tina, and just come home absolutely fucking twatted. adam always tucks her in

who swears the most?

yeah june. she swears in every other word. the first time she made adam curse is burned into her brain seriously she takes such pride in it

#bruh this meme is so fucking long i gotta go lie down ashsjdghjsjdk #as always im sorry if i forgot someone !!!! i do that a lot #pls do it anyway and say i tagged u #tag games #ch: june lovelace

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insurrectionary-frybreadism · 3 years

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its jist too funny liberals screaming that if trump wins its cause of a handful of third party voters and not the millions of people who directly voted for him. More than half the third party voters were right leaning anyway. the progressive third partiers literaly wouldnt make a dent. But yeah lets tell all the right wing third partiers that they cant vote third party. hmmmm what would that mean??? more votes for trump? no no it couldnt be!

Yeah but we already knew liberals were useless so eh. Let em screech about it, not like they do anything but get in the way anyways

#ask #asks #anon

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pencil-prince · 5 years

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Real Name: Jackson Vince Nickname : Jakie Age: 32 Occupation: Head of mechanics Base of Operations: America Affiliation:Talon Rôle :Offense

Backstory: Jackson grew up in a very rich, clean and privileged household.where their parents didn't care for them very much. They were there, they just didn't care. His parents made some dicey money choices which lost them a fortune, so Jack had to get a job anywhere he could to help his family. He ended up getting a job at overwatch as Moira’s assistant. They helped with simple things like fetching Moira something she needed or cleaning off the tables after a test. He also helped with fixing machines if they happened to break down. Him and Moira grew a strong relationship, she became like a mother to him. After years of working for Overwatch his parents died during one of their interventions, he blamed them for it and quit. Not long before Moira was fired. After Moira was requited to Blackwatch, she tracked down Jackson to help them out. Jack was head creator of all the equipment and gear Blackwatch used in combat, he even helped Moira create her healing pack.

Personnality: Jakie has a very sweet and caring personality. But his temper is terrible, he doesn't get angered easily but when hes does hes very dangerous. Like screaming and throwing stuff dangerous. But when hes calm is one of the most caring people you will ever meet.

Health : 200hp, 50 shield Primary weapon : Tentacles Left click: Similar to Brigs weapon, he has 6 wip like tentacles coming from his back that do 20 damaged each. But if you are hit by all 6 in a row, you active his passive Right click: You get wipped by all 6 at once, but his passive isn't activated Melee : A wrench Passive: Life steal

Secondary attack: Gas grenade: When thrown blinds enemies for 10 seconds Ability: Grab: His tentacles can grab you and bring you in. But they are very weak, so you can fade, stun, freeze or hit him with a damage heavy weapon to get freed Ultimate: Hes lifted up by his tentacles, able to go very high in the air. When up there he can smack people which deals 110 damage per hit.

Skin: - Classic - Rare : Yellow tint, pink tint, blue tint and white tint - Epic : formal (light) and formal (dark) - Legendary : Teen (dark) Teen (light) - Olympic Games :Referee -Origin: Blackwatch - Halloween : Futakuchi-onna - Christmas : Christmas decorations - Chinese New Year : Xié'è de zhāngyú (Evil octopus) -Uprising: Lab assistant -Anniversary: Moira impression Emotes: - Heroic : His tentacles are resting on the ground, while jack has his hand on his hip, and his other hand is resting by his side doing the ‘Got em’ Hand sign - sitting : His tentacles swirl to become a chair - laughing : Hes pressing his hands into his face and stomach muffeling his laughs - Olympic Games: He pulls out a referee hat and wistle, he blows it, then shakes his finger at you - Halloween : They curl up with their tentacles into a ball, to deliver a childish jump scare - Christmas : Their holding many little bells, and attempting to sing - Chinese New Year: They wiggle their arms and tentacles to look like an octopus -Dance: He just basically does the dance from the ‘Never gonna give you up’ music video -Anniversary: He pulls out a picture of his parents, looks at it and smiles -Uprising: Their not paying attention, sloutching, hands in pockets. until they junps into a much more formal pose. -Pride: He pulls out a demi boy and pansexual pride flag -Boi: They inhale with there hands, then do the BOI -Not worth my time: Their yelling at you, until he just rolls his eye and facepalms

Victory pose: - Heroic: His tentacles are resting on the ground, while jakie has his hand on his hip, and his other hand is resting by his side doing the ‘Got em’ Hand sign - Olyimpic games : His tentacles are juggling 10 different types of balls - Halloween : His hand is peaking through holding a wrench, while some of his tentacles and poking out around the back - Christmas : Each tentacle is holding a mug, even his hands - Chinese New Year : He is holding and open scroll that reads 好遊戲 (Good game) -Uprising: He sitting on a giant pile of papers and empty viles -Anniversary: Hes standing the same way reaper would -Heart: His arms and his tentacles form hearts -Pop star: Their singing into one of their tentacles like a microphone -Hug?: Simple, he wants to give you a hug

Highlight Intro: - Heroic: He has his hands on his hips, and he looks very perky - Olympic games : Hes has a ref hat and wistle. He is looking away then quickly turns around and blows the wistle - Halloween :He sneak attacks the camera, making it fall. So he goes down to camera level to check on it - Christmas : hes hold bells in his hands and tentacles, gingling them around at twirling - Chinese New Year : one side of his arms/tentacles has drums, and the other has drumstick - Uprising: Hes stumbling around carrying a giant stack of papers - Anniversary: They just hit the wip, simple -Ultimate power move: Their tentacles grow longer to get them higher in the air, they look very smug -Kissy face:He blows a kiss -Anger issues: He yells then sucker punches the camera

Voice lines: -Spawning in: “Cant wait to win!” -Spawning after death: “That was *angry silence* suboptimal” -Killing someone: “Taste my steal!” or “Ooh, their dead!” -Seeing an ally kill someone: “You go girl!”

-Spotting a turret: “I have sighted there turret, take cover!” -Destroying the turret: “Turret is down, charge!” -Spotting a sniper: “Sniper! get to shelter!”

-Escorting the payload: “Need a tentacle to move this thing?” -Payload stopped: “Ok who do I have to kill!?” -Attacking timer almost over: “Oh no oh no oh no!” - Defending timer almost over: “We can do it guys! Just a little longer!

-Ultimate: “Hows the weather down there?!” -Being on fire: “Guns a blazing!” -Being damaged boosted by Mercy: “Aww, Thank you Angela!” -Nanoboosted by Ana: “Im gonna rip them to shreds!”

-Olympic Games: “Get off my field!” -Halloween: “Boo! Did I scare ya?” -Christmas: “Happy ho ho ho holidays everyone!” -Chinese new year: “傑基非常蹩腳！Sombra taught me that one!” -Uprising: “How may I assist you, Doctor Moira? -Anniversary: “Reaper! Did ya see that!?”

-Are ya proud of me?: “I wonder what my parents would think of me... I hope they would be proud... -Big brain: “Aww yes, big brain time!” -I don't have anger issues: “I don't have anger issues! Maybe you have anger issues! Huh!? Ever think if that!?” - Not to self: “Try not to die!” - I wonder: I” wonder how Sanjays doing.... Really I miss him” - I swear: “I swear to god! im going to hit someone soon!” -”Ha, loser” - Reaper impression: “Death walks among you!” -Sombra impression: “Eh, i’m Sombra I can hack stuff, eh!” - Sigma impression: “The universe sings to me!!!” -”*Inhale* Boi!” - “God im so gay”

-Volskaya’s Industries: “Aw man, I have stolen so much stuff from here” -Gibraltar: “Filthy heros, they should have stayed dead...”

Outfit inspiration(s): I was very inspired by Moiras tentacles on her concept design, and Brigs design in the Reinhart cinematic.

Music theme(s): It’s the End of the World As We know it, by R.E.M Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley Blood// Water, by grandson Cradles, by sub urban And, Mr,Blue Sky, By Electric light Orchestra

Voice! Overwatch character bio template made by @teechew

#overwatch #overwatch oc #Oc: Jakie V #oc bio #original character #Pencil Speaks

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thenixkat · 5 years

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Animorphs notes: Visser

Visser

The Yeerk Chronicles book

Marco was too sweet natured and trusting

Visser 1 is a dick

Visser 1 likes sailing

Visser 1 knows how to make it look like an accident

Visser 1 makes a distinction b/w HER husband and the host’s son

Visser 1 is on trial

Yeerks have courts

“I spoke to the holographic representation of the Council. Thirteen Yeerks in various host bodies: Nine Hork-Bajir, two Taxxons, and two whose host bodies were so concealed that I could not guess at their form.”

The council’s hosts are wearing very very dark red robes. Am reminded of the ‘plant’ descriptions we got in the AC.

“He rested comfortably on four almost dainty hooves. His body was standard quadruped grazer: like an Earth deer or horse, or a Desbadeen limner.” Quadrupedal mammalian grazing animals are just a thing in the universe I guess

Andalites not having mouths is weird compared to the universal average

“Garoff? Was it Garoff speaking for the Council? I couldn’t tell. Nor could I be sure whether it was good news or bad that my mentor would be taking a leading role.”

Edriss 562 of the Sulp Niar pool is her actual name

The empire is constantly wasting perfictly good hosts

A week with untreated injuries including bad burns? Someone has at least one decent infection. And those limbs ain’t never working right again

What I’m getting is that the Skrit-Na are interested in aquiring andalite tech

The taxxons are more allies than true hosts (eh, if the ones that don’t want to go along get murdered its still slaves all the way down)

That’s not how that works! Damnit! Its not the hork’s fault! It’s the damn writers!

Also what’s wrong with fucking code switching?! They know multiple languages!

Yeerk bosses joke about murdering their subordinates and then wonder why there’s rebels

The empire wastes perfectly good bodies

So, why do non-human alien species not number in the billions?

The writers confusing/conflating sex with gender

Garoff 168 is Edriss’ mentor

Can yeerks only infest carbon based life?

Essam 293 worked with Edriss

So yeerks have tech that they can wholesale dump memories into to make them viewable to everyone? And it's not something that the upper crust of yeerks have to submit themselves too.

“While on patrol he had allowed a handful of Hork-Bajir to escape aboard a neutral

Desbadeen ship.”

WAIT. ARE THERE FREE HORKS IN SPACE!?

Earth is a nothing backwater planet on the edge of nowhere

Operation Desert Storm

So the other aliens don’t have tv and radio? Or at least don’t have whole entertainment industries? Other than the iskoort?

Right, horks needing less oxygen makes sense what with the mile high trees.

Earth air is bitter and dry to hork senses

The yeerks made a night vision spray for hork hosts… where the fuck was this on the night Elfangor died?

Edriss and Essam watch a battle in the Middle East and decided that they should start with conquring the USA

Edriss describes the host brain in terms of circuits and computers

Hork’s have better deph perception than humans

Garoff is a member of the council

The 13 know who the emperor is but no one else to avoid accurate assassination attempts

There dumb mfs just didn’t decide to see if any of the Earth water or trees were ok for horks b/c they want to waste perfictly good bodies

Yeerks don’t have a concept of fiction

Visser 3 fakes an animorph attack

Eva is a rightous woman

Edriss kinda had kids?

Apparently making hosts reproduce is gross as fuck to the yeerks

Edriss did drugs

Edriss managed to infest one person and murder her previous host at the same time

Allison Kim was also very strong

Also Edriss is a dick

Humans are suicidally brave. Yeah sure

Honestly yeerks would def hate having their own yeerks

Garoff knows. Heh

Sure humans have the most complex and powerful emotions. Barf

Edriss steals a cellphone

Edriss has the nerve to call Marco a little monster

WHat’s going on with the Anati planet?

I’m down with how awesome humans are b/c we have a lot of evidence to the contrary

Eva backseat advising

Essam decided that he was done being an invader and gonna release his host and the kids

Huh, the meat plant book gets a call back

As do teh david book

The yeerks know about the helmacrons

Have the yeerks fought the helmacrons?

Visser 3: If yer so loyal shoot yer son

Madra is a name for the Yeerk planet’s moon

The animorphs come in and crash the party b4 Edriss has to shoot Darwin

Tail fighting face to face

So one of the chee is helping with cover

Marco and Eva are cold motherfuckers.

Can yeerks not control sleeping/unconscious bodies?

Eva’s trying to convince the kids to let Visser 1 live so that open war doesn’t happen b/c a lot more people would die and the yeerks would probably win

Edriss thinks the tiger’s probably andalite given how clever his observations are. Until that bit.

Heh

Eva is a-ok with Peter moving on with his life

There are indeed humans willing to join mind control slung cult of their own free will

Why does Eva feel any pity for Edriss?

Hidly had a yeerk die in his head

The SHaring is very lit a cult.

The Council already made their judgements they just wanted the end of teh story

Eva really? Just cause someone’s a mom dont main they aint shit

The andalites are amassing their fleet

They’re sentenced to death, after the yeerks win. Visser 3 cant go all out and Visser 1 is going to the Anati system

They don’t even know how many sentient species are in the Anati system to take

Yeahhh Edriss is not a good parent

Edriss decides not to tell Visser 3 b/c fuck ‘em

#nix reads animorphs #yeerks

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queencryo · 5 years

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@silly-go-round is asleep right now.

i guess i should make a journal for the past few days. as good a time as any. as AMY. heh. cuz shes super good and amazing. heh.

uh...... lessee.... for the two days after the last journal i just. hung out at the house while silly worked. i managed to not keep her in bed and make her late the second day. hung out a lot, watched more adventure time, worked on my tumblr filter script (lie. i judt ran it on my main. 200 posts / day is a bitchhhh) , played a good amount of ds3 (to pointof tetris effect at a couple points the nexg few days)

also did some like. helpful tasks. washed some dishes (undone quicklu, but. eh). not enough, mot as much as i shouldve, but... i tried i guess.

alao we've like. said the same thing at the dame time a Lot while ive been here and its like. nice. its really nice. same wavelength! i feel so close go her.

oh! alxo night before last we went grocery shoping. got food for prolly enoygh for the two weeks, but i guess we'll see. also a cheesecake! it was.... echausting. hily fuck it was exhaysting. jesus. the store was big and it took like 3 hours and $200 to get everything but. we did itttt.

we both mentionef that like. it felt nice to like. have a full fridge 2gether. cuz. it feels like were gonna have a futjre togetjer? u know. like that is. i love her a lot and it feels good for this to feel like a home for a little while. we hope that it can be so in tbe future.

so YESTERDAY she finally FINALLY taught me how to play magic the gathering. it was. a long time coming. but she brought me into the store and like. sat me down w some regulars and had me play commander. i played moooostly her snake deck, so like.that was fun!! i kept talki g about how i woulda gotten lorescale Coatl up to 39/39 and flying, had i like. gotten q more turn. but on that game D was running a mill deck that was. extremely long to play (that game took like ~>2 hours ugh), and was very bery annoying, so i didnt get to actually do that.

but it was fun! part of me wants to blog everything, but i dont think i will.

im glad to be able to use silly's decks, bc i dont think i want to make my own. im considering making a cheap angel deck or smth, but we'll see if yhat actually ends up happening.

i also met her girlfriend Iz, who is sweet. i played magic w her fkr a while, which was fun! she was runni g an annoying mono black deck (i kkow all these... these Terms and Words now, its incredible...)

shes sweet and i think i like her. dunno if enough to date yet (which makes me Partially regret flirting w her so much in the groupchat but. hey)

talked w her some, mostly about magic, hung out while silly closed the store, pet her cat, silly discovered that cyddling w TWO girlfriends is very nice (not rhat id know ;;;;;;;), was good times. i dont think im as comfy w izzy physically yet as i may have implied in messages, which hopefully wull be rectified by the message i just sent her (my initial physical comfort with people varies, it depends very much on the person)

skip forward, me and silly make a pizza at home cuz were fuckin tired, she admonishes me for not eating for uh... like 11 hours or smth (that mornings bagel was VERY good tho omg), but adderall, so like... meh.

uh... i dont think anything else on yesterday...

today! we waaamted to go to the store at like. 2. but in actuality got there at like! 330.

i went back to sleep cuz im a losenerd, and she. made this breakfast casserole thing. which hse put into a bagel abd brought to me bc i guess shes the best person on the entire earth oh my GOD. jesus

skip... apparently she knows maximum the hormone and doesnt like them very much... fair fair. (cause for xeath)

came to the store agai. tofay. it was fun and good. iz didnt come in today, do played some more with regulars. played w what is apparently called a blink deck, which revolvea arounf exiling cards then immediately bringing them back, to capitalize on "when this enters battlefield, do smth" cards. neat!

i DID actually manage to win today!!! the victory was. literally handed to me, but like. thats fine! i was playing silly's uhhh... elintor the masked? idr her name :( the mask planewalker! deck, which. i had SO much land, most of wh8ch was enchanfed. meaning it could be tapped then untapped w eljntor's thing, then tapped again for DOUBLE MANA. i mean. i had like 9/turn even b4 that but. BUT. i also had. i think i drew 3 creatures total. bit anyway. i had the white card that gave me a life whenever a creature was put on tge board (and also, w another enchantment, made all non-me creagurss and enchantments enter the board tapped, so. nya). so... rob had a card what dealt one damGe to all other players whenevr he puta. creature on the board. then he played united forces, which lets each player commit X mana to create X 1/1 soldier tokens on all players' boards. so. we made 28 white soldier tokens on everyones board. this killed perry, ans gave me, uh. 56 life (84 - 28). i then attacked ron for 28 w the soldiers, and drew sacred mesa, which lets me sacrifice 2 mana (1 any color, 1 white, but i had so many cards that said "this land can instead be tapped for 2 of any color, so like. ueah) to create a 1/1 flying pegasus token. so i. ended the game w 44 white 1/1 tokens. goblins get fucked.attack w my ssoldiers cuz his were tapped, so brought him down to 7 life. i didng catch what he did w the enchantment, but i think he said he like. put a copy of every creature on my side of the board onto his board, and then. cipying that enchantment 3 times. so. holy FUCK. wow. BUT those all came in tapped and i had 18 flying yokens, so. i still won! yay!!!! i won a game of magic!!!!!

goblin decks scare me. stop running krenko you fucks. exponential goblins goddamn

silly would come by every so often and like. look over my dhoulder and say "oh that was dumb whyd u use fabricate for thay" which is fair. but also god i love her. (i used fabricate for a mana generator insteaf of lightning greaves. whateverrrr) i love her so much dear god. i wish i coukd help w the store more, but. on the same time i also. dont enjoy working. so. maybe part time.

hm. what ekse. oh yeah i kove her so much.

by the end of the night it was just. me and her, rob and the two regulars i started out llaying w yestwrday. theyre sweet, i like them. theyre married. the dude calls me honey smtimes, which is. kinda weird? dunno how i feel about that. i guess fine. its gender-nice, but still a lil uncomfy. otherwise i like em fien, though. but they talked abouy moving into sillys apt. so thats cool!! better than her current (awful, terrible, lazy / horrifically depressed / manchild roomate, who doesnt clean ever) roomate. i was reading the monster of the week gamebook thruout, which i... bought, for some reason. idk. oh also i wanna make a fallen angel divine, because im... predictableeee. also a conspiracy thworist whos just a trans woman w way too much time and really weird hobbies (throwing knices, butterfly knife, net friends, etc). also a spooky. i speny like. 3 hours reading thr7 the monster of the week book while ppl played magic around me. i kinda wish i hadnt bought it, but hey! its neat c:

oh, also i didnt take adderall today. i dont think it went toooo bad, i think i like. was meaner and less thohghtful with what i said, but like. i guess thats better than feared. i took a caffeine pill (200mg) at ariund 10 which is. prolly why im wide awake right now. i regret doing that, sincr from what shes said tmos gonna be big)

she says we gotta be at her moms by 4, for reasons she WONT TELL ME. bit she says its part of one of her plans, i ASSUME the romantic one? im kind of afraid that ill like. no-sell it unwillingly because im abroke and soulless human being, but uh. i guess rhats thw risks we take to be alive :shrug: im excited. were also going to a shop (diff one) tmo, which im Quite excited for, as ive only been in similar shops by accident before. also doing laundry!!! which is important ^_^

oh ysah. so we got white castle on the way home. its. yeah she was r8ght. mediocre-at-best sliders. onions are bad.

we also made a pizza. whifh i ate most of. i overate. sob.

she fell asleep halfway thry an episode of nailed it. cant blame her, she seemed really tired. i hipe i dont disturb her rwst. and i feel so utterly blessed thay i can be around her.

ih!! i also fell down the last few staies ywstersay. bruised my arms, but otherwise fine. it was. idk, it is nice to knoe that others worry fir me and like me. she was very concerned. i love her.

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