#eternal damnation

[guillotine-drop]

Rating POSTAL Dudes by how good they smell:

POSTAL - 9/10: I think his habitual reclusion and distrust of the world would probably mean he’s showering constantly, moreso than any other Dude, especially if he thinks there’s a ‘Hate Plague’ going on. I think he smells basic; very simple routine, just enough to make sure he feels clean, so at most he’ll smell like some generic 3-in-1 body wash and shampoo/conditioner, maybe something slightly nicer just for himself (some decent $15 aftershave for that menthol scent and cooling relief).

POSTAL Redux - 3/10: Exact opposite of his original incarnation, this greasy son of a bitch isn’t scared of shit he just wants to throw explosives at ostriches and parades. Barely showers, constantly stinks of stale sweat, old blood, cheap leather and cheaper cologne, punctuated with the scent of burnt gunpowder. Borderline noxious.

POSTAL 2 - 4/10: Smells just as bad as Redux Dude but gets the edge here because every now and then he goes outside and uses the neighbor’s hose to blast himself. Shockingly uses deodorant, still not enough to be perpetually leather and denim clad in the great state of Arizona. Almost constantly reeks of sweat and has the recognizable yet faint scent of stale piss wafting off of him, accompanied by the scent of even staler crack and pungent fast food. Almost pungent enough to drown the rest out. Almost.

POSTAL 3 - 2/10: If you were to raid the wash cart after a double overtime football game, steal every jockstrap in the place, wring the sweat into a bucket, and then bring it all to a boil, you’d have somewhere in the realm of what a clean P3 Dude smells like. On average, however, this man has managed to combine the overwhelming sensory nightmares of cat piss and cheap spray deodorant into an almost lethal concoction, ONLY made breathable by the strange and overpowering smell of gasoline that seems to seep from his pores. Approach with caution and for the love of god: do not bring bleach or matches near this freak.

POSTAL 4: No Regerts - 5/10: Despite looking like he crawled out of a dumpster after a bad divorce or a fantastic honeymoon, P4 Dude is shockingly passable in terms of being able to stand next to him for a prolonged period without gagging or killing him. Having learned the efficacy of not being encased in leather in the desert, he’s managed to bring his pungency down several notches. Still reeks of sweat most of the time, and the smell of burger grease and pepperoni follows him like a specter of death, but the piss scent stopped clinging on as hard. He’s also upgraded from hose showers with no supplies to sink baths with tiny gas station travel soaps. It’s an improvement, trust me.

Brain Damaged - 2/10: Take a look at his living space in the title screen, then watch the game’s cutscenes. Just soak it all in. Now that you’ve done that, you can understand that his rank ass smells exactly as bad as you might think it does. If it can come out of his body, it’s probably soaking some part of him. If you think any of the clothes on him have been washed, you’re wrong. This man smells like if someone firebombed an outhouse and pissed on it to put it out. The best thing for him would be getting blasted with a firehouse and a box of laundry detergent. Please.

The Other Dude - 1-10/10: Entirely depends on how the BD Dude would imagine he smells depending on the situation.

POOSTALL Dude - 6/10: Despite the name, this one actually smells pretty decent. The clearly larger coat with the rolled sleeves implies some level of understanding about how not to smell like swamp ass and sweat soaked leather, and truthfully, he looks like he bathes semi-regularly, a rarity amongst these guys.

POSTAL Doe - 9/10: I admit fully and entirely to my lack of impartiality to this one, but I’m willing to stand by it even if I lose my Stink Judge License: first of all, sleeveless leather trench coat AND a crop top mean less overheat which means less sweat. Second of all, visually cleaner than pretty much any of the dudes which implies some kind of self care regimen. Third, and most importantly, girlstink counts positive. I will not be turning in my badge or my gun.

Movie Dude - 8/10: This may be controversial, but despite the squalor he lives in and the fact that hems a cuckold and that his life sucks and that he can’t get a job and that he’s a loser- I digress. I think Movie Dude is in the top echelons of Dude Stink solely because I think he’d have a breakdown if he smelled bad. This man uses Dr. Teals. He stinks like a mix of eucalyptus and peppermint. If ever there was a Dude who had a skin routine, he still wouldn’t, but he’d definitely think about it one day. I think by the end he gets an extra point just because he gets a little hotter the more deranged he is. Overall very pleasant but I still wouldn’t give him $4.

John Murray - 2/10: Hasselridge seems to have a very… interesting relationship with what is and isn’t normal, so unsurprisingly, Johnny Boy would probably smell pretty rough. Considering how dingy, run down and shitty everything in that town appears to be, I can’t imagine anyone else is smelling like roses either. Just avoid the entire place, not least of all because of the zombie thing.

Shtopor - 0/10: Bad.

Nottem Portant - 5/10: Despite the misanthropy, dollar store Nathan Explosion thing and the absolutely abysmal gameplay, Mr. Hatred is actually extremely middle of the road on stink. Sure, he doesn’t smell great, but shockingly he washes his ass despite the whole ‘death to humanity’ thing. He does get point deduction for not washing his hair though, grease mop motherfucker.

#yeah dude #postal #postal dude #postal redux #postal 2 #postal 3 #postal 4 #postal brain damaged #poostall royale #postal movie #eternal damnation #corkscrew rules #hatred #I stand by most of these. your guess as to which one(s) is the outlier

[dudepilled]

Round 3 of Postal Blinkies! (Ft. variations of ones already made)

#postal #postal dude #zack ward #postal doe #poostall royale #postal game #postal 2 #postal movie #paradise lost #rick hunter #corey cruise #john st. john #mad cow disease #mad cow mike j #eternal damnation #postal 3

[ikilledmyselfonliveleak]

#game #eternal damnation #postal 2 #mod #2000s #2000s game #2000s games

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Hatred is just My Immortal for Postal

#postal #postal 1 #postal 2 #postal paradise lost #postal apocalypse weekend #postal eternal damnation #eternal damnation #postal 3 #postal no regerts #postal 4 #postal brain damaged #my immortal #postal dude #nottim portant #ebony dark'ness dementia raven way #postal movie #hatred #hatred game #hatred survival #psychocop #hatred widowmaker #poostall #poostall royale #postal doe #hatred recidivist

[tomorrowusa]

Jim Wallis is an anti-racist Protestant theologian. He thinks that Trump's Bible grift is just one of the Orange One's religious issues.

Donald Trump has gone from using the Bible as a prop to turning our Holy Scriptures into a commodity. Words no longer suffice for the things he says and does with the most common word for his personal, political, and presidential behavior being unprecedented. But I have some better words—religious words. I and many other faith leaders are willing to accuse Donald Trump of two more things. The first is idolatry—false worship. The White Christian Nationalism that Trump proclaims, directly names the problem. First, the most inclusive and welcoming message of the gospel of Jesus Christ is made white by the marketer-in-chief of racial grievance. Second, the word Christian is distorted beyond recognition. Service, sacrifice, and love are replaced with control and domination with Trump’s religious disciples unapologetically aiming for control in their “Seven Mountain Strategy”—with right-wing Christians ruling government, business, media, education, family, arts/entertainment, and, of course, religion. And in direct contradiction to Jesus' instruction to his followers to make disciples in every nation, Trump’s faith will be nationalism, not just positively loving your own country, but asserting the power of one nation over others. [ ... ] The second word is heresy, which means drawing Christians and others away from Christ. Donald Trump and his MAGA movement deny the truest and deepest teaching of Jesus in places like his Sermon on the Mount. Trump’s worship of wealth and utter disregard for the poorest and most vulnerable brings the judgment of Jesus in Matthew’s gospel Chapter 25, “As you have done to the least of these you have done to me.” And the life of lies that Donald Trump has led and deliberately spread to the damage of our nation completely contradicts Jesus’ words in the Gospel of John: “You will know the truth and the truth will make you free.”

Here's the burn.

To invoke God, Mr. Trump, in the making and selling of your Bible is a very dangerous thing—not only for the soul of the nation but also for yours. You once said that you never have felt the need to ask God for forgiveness in your life. You might want to reconsider that now.

#donald trump #trump bible #eternal damnation #idolatry #heresy #jim wallis #christianity #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who

[shibe-lord]

they’re like your weird uncle and his friend that show up at family reunions

#postal dude #fanart #ms paint #postal #postal art #shtopor #corkscrew rules #eternal damnation #john murray

[thatsbelievable]

#Here’s the Thing About Communicating With Ghosts #toes #eternal damnation #Brian #apologies to anyone named Brian #it’s not about you specifically #it’s about this one guy named Brian #who is not you #unreality

[theblackseachelle]

I'd like to Imagine that this was the ONLY thing they planned out for season 4 as their way of saying "F-you" to us 😂........ 🥲

In all seriousness tho..... I give up at this point. There's no point in fighting Thomas or any them at this point if this was planned from the start. 😪

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous fandom #chloe bourgeois #chloe redemption #eternal damnation #Pro-chloe Redemption #thomas astruc #mlb salt #mlb fandom salt #chloe deserves better #why writers #Instagram

[fireboots4all]

A classic religious print of naked people being cast into Hell!

#burn #burn alive #burn in hell #burn naked #eternal damnation #hellfire #naked in hell #hot as hell

[guillotine-drop]

#yeah dude #postal #postal 2 #postal 3 #postal 4 #postal brain damaged #postal movie #corkscrew rules #eternal damnation #John gets to be here cause eternal damnation was included with the Fudge Pack so it counts #and Shtopor gets to be here because he scares the shit out of me

[dudepilled]

HAVE MORE POSTAL BLINKIES BITCHES

#someone in the comments of the og post wanted more corkscrew rules so here you go :3 #postal #postal game #postal dude #champ #postal doe #poostall royale #shtopor #eternal damnation

[timmurleyart]

The eternal fire of ghost rider. 🔥💀🏍 ⛓

#ghost rider #motorcycles #motorcycle #harleydavidson #harley davidson #harley davidson motorcycles #hell fire and damnation #demon #marvel comics #comic book art #johnny blaze #hell on wheels #eternal flame #flaming skull #skull art #time manipulation #skulls #choppers #ghost riders in the sky #biker gear #nicholas cage #mephisto marvel #mephisto #man on fire #hell king #hot as hell #eternal damnation #eternal life #fallen angel #angels and demons

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"If a God exists then life becomes meaningless. The individual's desire to fuse their own purpose in life is replaced with a draconian purpose, one at which one can see no appeal for reformation. The individual is nothing more than a drone that is given a set of ideals to live by, and if that drone does not adhere to those initial ideals then they are thus banished to eternal damnation after they die." -- Anthony Avice Du Buisson

If we don't get to decide our own purpose, and instead have an externally selected, divinely imposed purpose, one we can't ever actually know, then how do we have "free will"?

#Anthony Avice Du Buisson #meaning of life #life meaning #life purpose #purpose of life #divine command #eternal damnation #religion is a mental illness

[vee-makes]

"drag me to hell with heaven's lies"

Vee - Feb. 28th of 2024

#my art #trans artist #art #trans woman #glitch art #glitch #photography #horror #fire #burning #flames #hellfire #hell fire #eternal damnation #Motionless in White

[pandrart]

Hell

#pixel art #pixel #red #helll art #hell #art #pentagram #occult art #occult #eternal damnation #hell depiction #pixel art hell #pixel hell #64x64 #pixel art scenery #pixel aesthetic #pixel gif

[snooblesgoobles]

I played eternal damnation,,and I'm obsessed? So i drew my vers of john, ill draw a cleaner vers of his outfit but he reeks that guy in every nu metal band that wears big shorts,, also gave him a buzzcut cos i refuse to believe bald ppl are real

#my art #postal #eternal damnation #do eternal damnation fans exist? like the mod is so well made #postal 2