#even this is stretching it for me

[artofapeach]

The twins

#skulduggery pleasant #fanart #art #carol edgley #crystal edgley #I haven’t decided which is which yet #but one of my pet peeves is ‘identical twins who dress exactly the same’ #so I avoided that #I have their color schemes eerily similar while their fashion sense is completely different #also tried to make them Tim Burtony skinny but uh #I have a hard time with proportions going THAT skinny #even this is stretching it for me #also also also #just cause I wanna share #Stephanie’s design was mainly inspired by rose lalonde and gaz from invader zim #while the twins here were inspired by the two oldest girls in the loud house and Verosika mayday #haha you didn’t think I forgot about Helluva did you 😏 #while I may be hyperfixating on this rn rest assured Helluva is ALWAYS in the back of my mind #also Verosika just had a lot of good merch this drop and I just wanna pay homage to her ya know? #holy FUCK momo shut up

[hedgehog-moss]

Jour de brume

#crawling along #in the first picture they are waiting for hay #and pampe lay down to make me feel guilty. i was barely 15min late #when i walked past to go get the hay in the barn she even stretched out her neck to lay her head on the ground #so she was shaped like a chicken drumstick but in her mind she looked nobly sorrowful #''i've been waiting for hours... my poor legs.. can no longer carry me... weak with hunger i await my end #i will suffer a death without glory... poldine go and save yourself. life is no desire of mine anym-oh here's breakfast''

[kalivasquezart]

she scream

#rain world #slugcat #rw pioneer #rw animation #rw fanart #rw slugpup #SHE SCREAM #i've never animated before #flipaclip my beloved #animating is fun but daaaamn the frame-by-frame takes so much time #kalivasquez #kalivasquezart #took me an entire evening to make this oof #also how do i make tumblr not stretch my gifs #it looks awful upscaled like that #2024

[turtleblogatlast]

One of the biggest things that makes me see Leo as trans is absolutely the size of his carapace in comparison to his brothers’.

And I’m not talking about height! I’m specifically looking at his shell here, because when you compare him to the others, particularly Donnie who is nearly the same height as Leo, it’s very clear that Leo’s carapace is much longer in proportion to the rest of his body.

Like - standing side by side, even though Donnie is shorter his carapace ends noticeably higher up than Leo’s does. And I like this not only because it really helps push the idea that Leo could very likely be trans (or intersex!), but it’s also just a fun design difference between them.

(It also lends way to future scenarios of Donnie eventually getting taller than Leo, but sitting down still has Leo being the taller one haha.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #trans leonardo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #trans leo #it’s like 4 am and I’m having trans leo feelings again sorry guys #totally get if other people disagree with me on this! but it’s always gonna be my no.1 headcanon fr #his complexion the vibrancy of his colors staying even in adulthood his general demeanor and this? this hc is LOCKED in my brain #plus the times Leo’s depicted in pink white and blue throughout the series like I KNOW it wasn’t on purpose but damn if it doesn’t help #(his nails are also the exact same as his toe nails/claws but I don’t super count this one tbh) #(even though it is TECHNICALLY another point in favor of trans leo) #(mainly because all the boys’ nails are very much more humanoid than turtle) #(just like how their tails aren’t really a factor either since we see them only in their baby forms and never again) #I really like the idea that he was a female red eared slider pre mutation #and Lou Jitsu’s dna paved how his humanoid features came out (aka a more masculine build and voice) #but his turtle features are all very much more in like with a female res #love the thought of rise bros meeting og comic turtle boys and Leo being like wait you guys are res too?? but…you’re not colorful…… #one headcanon I have is that - you know the cute chirping and stuff we have the boys do? #I like to think that Leo’s chirping actually sounds more feminine to himself and his bros (so he tends to not do it) #idk I love thinking about this hc a lot and there’s no time like four am to talk about it huh? #future scenario has future Donnie going up to future Leo all smug like ah Nardo how’s the weather down there #and Leo’s all like good *sits down* why don’t you join me :) #Donnie: …*sits and stretches his neck out to be taller still* #Leo calls him a cheater but Donnie calls it ‘making use of his species’s advantages’ #but yeah basically for many turtles the case is - bigger carapace? female. smaller carapace? male. #so it’s very interesting to take that knowledge and apply it here #did you know one of the turtles that this rule of thumb DOESNT apply to is alligator snapping turtles? male ones are the bigger ones there! #by a big difference too so Raph’s size makes a LOT of sense

[emry-stars-art]

You may ask “Emry how do you imagine it goes down if Neil and Andrew are comfy enough to use the pool they miraculously have to themselves”

Shameless flirting and simply enjoying each others company ✨

#i forgot Andrew’s stretch marks :( #I only just barely added it to his design so it’s not in my head yet #but I remembered the little trail of moles on his stomach #I think Neil would like them 🫣 #but yes Neil asks to take a few pictures of Andrew and Andrew acts unimpressed but secretly. we know. #he’s surprised and almost flattered #after a couple he raises an eyebrow like ‘are you satisfied’ #and Neil said ‘for now’ #so Andrew changes course and goes over to where Neil’s still sitting at the edge of the pool to take the phone #’good. your turn’ #oh god I’m gonna write a whole story in these tags #i cannot #that’s too much even for me #if you want more you know what to do #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #chibi #I learned how to draw chibis!

[lunarharp]

What led to this (orufrey comic, cw an uncomfortable/creepy scene)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #er.... i'm too tired to have anything to say..i worked several days on this. #wait.. didn't i say just recently here that i probably wouldn't ever depict 'what if alaira is qifrey's sort-of ex'. What's going on #i don't even remember deciding to draw this..it's all a blur..i'm not sure why i WOULD decide to draw delicate scenes in my head #that i wouldn't really want to share with anyone/discuss so why did i draw it... #some part of me really really wants to draw things that are more and more true to myself... #maybe because of my alienation with most romance/shipping/dynamics the rest of the world depicts. #orufrey really is perfectly suited to me - what i read in the text and what is in my head. well anyway #i am TIRED of drawing poses and angles and..maybe now i will actually take a break from drawing bc of the tediousness of Angles #btw it really is a 'stretch of time' . . . assuming witches graduate age 18-20 #well orufrey are canonically 30-ish. they've only had agott around for presumably about TWO years (?) bc she took the test age 10 #and it feels like oru moving in/unknown atelier acquisition/building (?) .. i guess that could be a year or so before agott at most #(she was the first disciple) so... ????????? What about the other 7 or so years ?!?!?!!?!?! Unemployed Brimhat Hatred era #that time is very nebulous. after qifrey went to the tower i feel like it's been implied he and oru drifted apart a little. #certainly they didn't live together at first... no way. that doesn't feel like how it is based on things oru has said about becoming Eye #idk. I'm tired now. i don't usually think of alaira as necessarily qifrey's ex and this being how things went in that 'sliver of time'. #i usually prefer the idea that they have their first kiss with each other in their 30s cause That's Just The Orufrey Lifestyle #just felt like making a more relatable alternative view of my own Cai Orufrey Canon one time. btw im a big monoshipper and it hurt a bit #let's leave it there. this is surely the most i've worked on a 'single' art - though now i realise just how much longer the fic took :')

[worm-on-the-moss]

danny zuko'd gideon nav save me

#i missed this!! i've lost so much progress but it still feels good! #can't do these three month long artless stretches anymore #artist cannot live on doodling in notebook margins alone #even ten minutes a day of something half serious would do me good #(i have to share such things on this good christian app so that i actually do it) #anyway gideon nav patron saint of rescuing gay bitches from artblock pray for us #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth fanart #the locked tomb fanart #tlt fanart

[fatuismooches]

Can only think of reader and cuteness aggression with dottore... saying stuff like they just want to eat his cheeks while squishing the LIFE out of his cheeks. Doing this to different segments everyday, and saying they're so 'cute'...

What can you say? Dottore is just so cute. Yes, you really did just put that name and that word in the same sentence. Your husband(s?) are the cutest, so cute you can't handle it. From the way they glide their pointy teeth over their lips unconsciously when they're extra focused, to the way the older ones have to tuck back the long lock of hanging blue hair that hinders their vision, how the younger segments' laughs are so loudly unhinged, it fills you with glee. It's just too much - if you bottle it up, you fear you may explode. (Are you okay?)

Dottore and the segments still have yet to understand how you've come to that conclusion when you look at them. Yes, he knows you love him, but does that really necessitate such... strangeness? Even when he's covered head to toe, splattered with blood, you're still looking at him dreamily? Yet no matter how much he researches your brain he can't find the answer. No matter how much he tries to refute your sentiments, you always awe at him and proceed to attempt to squish his cheeks (to which he bats you away quickly). The biting, squeezing, and pinching of his and the segments' bodies while they're working has become the norm as well.

And Zandy loves it yet gets embarrassed by it after a while. Loves it because you're giving him attention but also you're hurting the poor kid's cheeks! And you're doing it in front of the others and they're silently making fun of him - please stop! His cheeks are red from embarrassment and your squishing!

#smooches talks #dottore love notes <3 #zandy bb <3 #CUTENESS AGGRESSION BEAM!!!! #funnily enough i didnt even know what cuteness aggression was until one of my anons told me... #pinching his cute lil cheeks... #that one meme of reader biting his cheek and stretching it out

[torkhin]

…so I’ve made some connections

(spoilers for all of TMA and TMAGP (as of Episode 15))

Lady Mowbray seems to have a lot of visual similarities to depictions of Scylla from Greek mythos. A woman of violent power with hounds at her hips and a taste for human flesh. The resemblance is uncanny, even with the added flavor of her being a capital-L Lady.

It’s interesting to me to see how the “fear powers” we’ve been introduced to so far in Protocol’s universe seem to have connections with Odyssey antagonists.

- Lady Mowbray aligns with Scylla

- The Sea (the Vast/Buried amalgamation from Ep. 11) aligns with Poseidon/the ocean (or possibly the Sirens)

- Mr. Bonzo aligns with Polyphemus

- The tree from Ep. 3 and the snakes from Ep. 14 align with Circe

- Needles seems to align well with Charybdis

- The starving crowd from Ep. 8 aligns with the Lotus Eaters (or possibly the Sirens)

Heck, even the Man on the Screen from Ep. 5 could align with the Oracle and the traveling merchant (responsible for the violin in Ep. 4 and (probably) the dice in Ep. 9) could align with Hermes (though I would hesitate to call either the Oracle or Hermes antagonists). Which leaves Ink5oul, the volunteers in Ep. 7, and the gambling app from Ep. 13 without any solid equivalents.

To be fair, I think basing all of TMAGP’s antagonists on a single epic may be too small-scale and isn’t enough for a solid theory, but the connections are interesting to dissect 👀

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 15 #rambled analysis time I guess #with all the conclusions and none of the evidence to support those conclusions 😭 #still. the vibes are Strong #the dice and gambling app are probably their own separate entity #don’t even get me Started on what this could mean for the OIAR goons #or how Celia might be aligned with Calypso #that’s a stretch at best though #magnus protocol #I love how this only makes sense if you have my exact level of knowledge and experience with Greek myths and nothing more 😭

[laurapetrie]

On the contrary, I’m the most romantic person I’ve ever met in my life.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "Majesty" (1929)

#i have the saturday evening post with this story because i'm insane and need first printings for my fitzgerald ~library #sometimes a first edition is just not good enough! #the only first/first i'm missing is gatsby #it eludes me now but that's no matter! #tomorrow i will shop faster and stretch out my budget farther and one fine morning-— #f. scott fitzgerald #literature

[breezycheezyart]

A wip I decided to scrap. Two lovely vampires having a lovely moment~

Please do not repost

#breezycheezyart #shallura #yes i know calling this a wip is a stretch but like;;; lol #overcomplicated it even for me and redoing it would've been too much. so i prettied it up with rushed coloring #at least the atmosphere seems to feel right #anyways enjoy the pretty vampires; i'll draw more in the future! #babbles in the tags lol

[ghostbeam]

I think gojo is very shameless about just staring at u and paying attention to u at all times when people notice or say something about how he can’t look away from u he just shrugs cause it’s true he stares at u from across the room and doesn’t take his eyes off u and when u catch him he’s just happy ur looking back at him

#gojo: Look at me pay attention to me love me #kendall and evie are making me think so hard abt him rn #and it’s always a little weird cause u don’t know for sure #when his eyes are hidden behind his blindfold or his glasses #but u know he is cause u can feel it #there’s something uncanny abt that #also could be so unsettling…. #the feeling of his eyes on u all the time #even when he’s not around u feel like he is #maybe it’s sweet at first #maybe u like catch him staring #how his grin stretches even wider when u notice #but then…. #JAJSKSJSKSJS idk anyways❤️ #ghost thoughts

[wolfsbanesparks]

Got this in my head

So in dc gods can’t interact (or stoped interacting) with humanity so when the gods want to talk to Billy but give him headaches when it’s not one of his patrons, so they start possessing toys (or animals if they desperate idk) and now billy has a bunch of toys laying around bc the gods refuse to use the same another did.

This is such a fun headcanon!

The gods often have animals that are associated with them/sacred to them, so those are the ones that they might possess to talk to Billy. But because Billy lives in the middle of a city, most of those animals are very conspicuous so they avoid it. But whenever Billy goes to the zoo, he risks having to talk to one of the animals because a god had something to say to him. Often it's a small quest or errand that causes him more trouble than he rightly thinks is fair.

But the stuffed animal/toys? Yeah those are much easier for the gods to possess and less likely to cause people to gawk at them. i definitely agree that the gods are very picky (and possessive) about which toys they possess. They probably all try to pick something that represents them (a sacred animal or something) Billy has to take care of each one so none of the gods feel offended that their preferred toy is dirty or broken.

The first time someone (Freddy or maybe a JL hero) sees his huge collection of toys they just think its sweet that Billy can still be a kid and enjoy playing with toys. They are all well loved and practically form a shrine. They just think that he internalized Toy Story and wanted to take of all of them, but then Billy (not wanting to be thought of as a baby or childish) tells them "those are the vessels of the gods". Naturally they laugh about it but then like an hour later one of the dolls sits up on its own and speaks in a deep voice asking for Billy's help breaking a centuries old curse.

#ask me whatever you want y'all #shazam #billy batson #dc captain marvel #I love headcanons like this #Billy and the gods can have such a fun dynamic #this can even stretch to other pantheons and magical beings #He's one of the only people that they interact with and because of this he ends up with a lot of toys

[cookii-moon]

Introducing… the Perfectly Neurotypical Ninja!!!

(I had an idea and thought it’d be funny)

our first incredibly neurotypical ninja is…

✨ JAY! ✨

Has zero volume control whatsoever

He can NOT be quiet for the life of him

There is no way he doesn’t have some form of anxiety disorder

Like his entire panic and fear definitely seem like anxiety to me

Has a plushie he still sleeps with for comfort and is emotionally attached to (which is super real of him honestly)

Panic attacks

He DEFINITELY has hyperfixations

Have you just seen him in general

That one short where he just starts running around on the roof

Also that one time he and Kai were supposed to train and got distracted by competition (Actually this could probably apply to all the ninja because they do this type of thing all the time)

Got so hyperfixated on dancing games that he learnt how to dance

I don’t think he can sit still it just doesn’t seem possible to me

(I’m not a Jay fan so I can’t point to much else off the top of my head but we’re all in agreement there’s no way he’s neurotypical right?)

Okay never mind, our FIRSt neurotypical ninja is…

✨ COLE! ✨

Talks to himself. A lot.

No seriously he talks to himself so much

Professional school dropout

Gets along great with animals and people who don’t fit in

Probably has owned a pet. Or five. (Probably a cat or a reptile) (he came around to them eventually and now he loves them) (dogs are too energetic and loud)

Most likely has depression

Definitely has sensory issues there’s no way he doesn’t

That one time he nearly had a breakdown from being overwhelmed. (Points to core shorts)

Dislikes metaphors (canon)

Wears the exact same hoodie without fail in every single episode where he has to wear civilian clothing (I think it’s a comfort thing at this point)

Probably taught himself several different ninja things he had no need to learn (why can he fight with a sword and nunchucks when he never uses either of them outside of a single special) (this also applies to shields and staffs and throwing stars but those are at least practical)

He says it’s to prepare but really he did it for fun

Has somehow not discovered his ninja special interest yet

(he physically can’t do anything else it’s too boring) (even when he’s not ninjaing he needs to practice once a day minimum or else he explodes)

Dances when happy/excited (definitely not a stim)

Immediately starts telling Jay about dancing when he enters the contest in a very excited manner (definitely not infodumping)

Has caused several misunderstandings due to bad social skills (he can NOT read the room for the life of him)

His best friend is Jay.

(even if he’s not autistic there’s no way this guy is neurotypical.)

(these are not the actions of a neurotypical person we’re all in agreement of that right)

Whoops… uh…never mind…our FIRST!!!! Neurotypical ninja…

✨ NYA! ✨

Terrified of failure

Like it haunts her she does NOT want to fail she has an entire arc devoted to it

Has a hard time letting go of things (she holds grudges A LOT)

This also includes things of sentimental value like Samurai X

Change is difficult for her just in general

SUPER stubborn

Definitely has a schedule that she envisions in her head but forgets to tell everyone else

(that short where she planned to spend time with Jay but he was going to the arcade)

Short temper especially on bad days

The more I write this the more I realize how little characterization she actually gets for most of the series

Justice for Nya honestly

(I’m assigning her neurodivergence I don’t care how short this is)

(I think autistic. But spicy.)

(probably also anxiety or OCD)

(do you see the vision)

….Okay so maybe not that one either- Uh… our FIRST!!! Neurotypical !!! Ninja!!!

✨ KAI! ✨

Has anger issues. Probably.

Super impulsive

No like incredibly impulsive. Ultra impulsive.

Craves attention but has really bad self worth issues

Hinges his worth on his powers (not healthy)

Wanted to be useful so badly that he convinced himself he’d get powers if he drop kicked Garmadon (it did not work)

Did I mention anger issues

Wants to be useful so he can protect!!!

That one time he and Jay were supposed to be training and-

Has zero patience

(I don’t know what flavor of neurodivergent he is but he’s neurodivergent somehow)

(once again I don’t pay attention to Kai there’s definitely more)

…Okay so this time for sure. Introducing FOR SURE our FIRST neurotypical ninja….

✨ ZANE! ✨

Do I even need to say anything

The entire episode “Home”

Social skills

Taking things literal

That one canon (?) book where he apparently has flashbacks to the ice emperor (im calling OCD or PTSD on that one Zane)

Also that one time he locked away bad memories in decoded (decoded is canon to me and the reason for that is mainly because it actually references ghost Cole (iirc) which is a miracle)

Yeah I think he has PTSD

that one time he hyperfixated on and roleplayed as a detective and then a pirate

probably more. Maybe.

That one’s a robot he’s disqualified. The FIRST, FOR SURE, NO MISTAKES, neurotypical ninja is…

✨ LLOYD! ✨

The fact he apparently has so much of starfarer memorized that he can nearly win a quiz contest thingy and the only thing that stopped him from doing that was that he hadn’t read a brand new limited edition issue

starfarer in general he is not normal about starfarer

Way too trusting for his own good

I would be more surprised if he didn’t have some sort of disorder considering everything he’s gone through

hes got to have at least something related to his trauma right

(This one is way shorter because. Again. Not a Lloyd fan. but. I think the starfarer thing is enough to push him into probably not neurotypical territory.)

(most kids do not know the entire plot and all the fun facts to a long running comic book series by heart)

Are you kidding me none of them are neurotypical?

Okay ne- what do you mean the last one

there’s those ones over there!!!! *points to Arin, Sora and wyldfyre*

Oh wait they’re also neurodivergent?

…..uuuuugh shows canceled then…. Sigh… Guess I’ll start up the Incredibly Neurodivergent Ninja show instead.

(disclaimer this is a joke)

(but they are all neurodivergent that part isn’t)

#ninjago #ninjago cole #cole ninjago #lego ninjago #jay walker #ninjago jay #ninjago kai #kai jiang #ninjago lloyd #jay ninjago #lloyd ninjago #kai ninjago #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon #nya ninjago #nya jiang #ninjago nya #zane ninjago #zane julien #ninjago zane #ninjago headcanons #unreality #Maybe???? I guess? #I’m tagging it for safety #In the same way that none of the ninja are straight allo or cis #None of the ninja are neurotypical #Feel free to add your own points or headcanons I am merely an expert on Cole I don’t pay attention to the rest enough #You cannot convince me this group is neurotypical #Except maybe. Maybe Lloyd #Even that’s a stretch

[flowerliker]

mythical pokémon pokéblr asks!

Mew: talk about your first pokémon!

Celebi: what is one thing you wish you could tell your past self?

Jirachi: if you could have one wish (and no wishing for more wishes!) what would it be?

Deoxys: what is a trait you have in front of some people but not others?

Phione: what do you think about your hometown?

Manaphy: talk about your bonds with your pokémon!

Darkrai: talk about something you are afraid of!

Shaymin: what are you grateful for?

Arceus: are there any spiritual or religious rituals that are important to you?

Victini: talk about an important personal victory or triumph!

Keldeo: talk about a belief you feel very strongly about!

Meloetta: what kind of music do you like?

Genesect: what is something you still have after a very long time? how has it changed?

Diancie: talk about something you think is beautiful!

Hoopa: what is something you really, really want for yourself?

Volcanion: what is something that makes you mad?

Magearna: talk about something you have made yourself!

Marshadow: talk about something you learned from someone else!

Zeraora: what is something you have protected, or is important to you to protect?

Meltan: how do you express affection for someone?

Melmetal: talk about a legend or story you like!

Zarude: how are you with children?

#pkmn irl #ask game #ooc: the mythical pokémon list was taken from serebii so if you got beef take it up with them #ooc: anyway we got like TWO ASK GAMES in this goddamn community and i am DETERMINED to keep things fresh. expect more of these from me #ooc: also a lot of mythical pokémon are really Fucking Nothing so i had to stretch to make them even remotely related lmao #ooc: meltan's bulbapedia page: it spins the nut on its head to express affection! me: GOOD ENOUGH

[houseswife]

we spend the entire show watching house do anything to treat his pain — he goes to (understandably) insane, destructive lengths just to ensure he never has to suffer being sober. his entire life is focused around a cycle of distraction, thrill-seeking, and avoidance. we know that his home is filled with hundreds upon hundreds of pills, so he can always prolong and maximise those moments where his agony is muffled. and yet, in the final scene, we see him dive head-on into the end, and despite this being the most gruelling, insurmountable prognosis of his entire life, we see him smile bathed in the sunlight; those muted tones are dauntingly lifted, yet there’s no echo of a bottle rattling.

#this is a pretentious way of wording it but #it’s driving me insane that house — at the peak of his addiction and for most of the years following the infarction — was seen to take #HANDFULS of vicodin every few hours #because it hurts for him to even just EXIST #he’s never gone long stretches without relapsing #and yet!! and yet!! it’s so visibly clear that they don’t have much on them when they run away #not enough luggage space for a chronically ill AND a terminally ill person’s worth of painkillers anyway #it’s absolutely certain that there will be pain. #for both of them #this will be no doubt the most excruciating months they’ve ever lived through #but it’s worth it #and they’re more content than they’ve ever been #I JUST. AUGHHHHHHGGGH #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson