#everyone else: *is in a children's show*

[habeascorpseus]

everyone else: omggg i have a child now!! yippee!!

badboyhalo stream: *literally doesn't remember anything and keeps forgetting who his friends are* "hey guys have you done the egg tasks today?" "where is bobby?"

quackity stream: (all signs written by tilin)"you are already dead, what more can you do? you are just as useless as in life" "i hope you rot here" "stop asking for something you dont deserve. you dont deserve heaven" "i am already dead because of you" "you are not my dad, you are not my parent, just Stop It." "you left me with my murderer, i was only a few days old" (a black notebook left for quackity in a creepy room) "this is just the beginning of your suffering"

#qsmp #habeas speaks #qsmp liveblog #qsmp quackity #qsmp badboyhalo #i love the duality of like. everyone else having a Great time doing gay roleplay showing their children around #bbh and quackity: having the worst days of their fucking lives (or afterlife in quackitys case) #LMAO WHYD THEY GIVE QUACKITY AN EGG HES FUCKING DEAD #AT THIS RATE PEPITO IS JUST GONNA BE POMMES SIBLING WITH HOW MANY OF THE FRENCH ADORE THEM

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

[shimmerstar]

Idia when he steps out of his room on episode 7 part 3:

#he faced the SSR problematic children #now it’s time to face the supreme UR problematic child #this is what being introverted gets you; you miss one party and now you're the chosen one who has to fight malleus #you could have been asleep with everyone else #cannot believe Idia is Prince Phillip #ANYWYAS LMAO I WAS RIGHT #ROLLO IS GONNA SHOW UP I AM PUTTING IT IN WORDS RIGHT HERE #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #idia shroud #malleus draconia

[swan2swan]

Annual reminder that Aang wasn't a terrible dad, that one episode was badly written and had poor perspective. Aang was a busy, working dad who had a lot of stuff to do, and then suddenly his third kid was a full-on Airbender and he was literally the only one qualified to teach this baby, so then he finally had an excuse to put his family before his duties ("My family IS my duty now, suckers!!!"), and so Kya and Bumi were all "What the heck, Dad???" because they were now teens (iirc) and they missed out on all that stuff.

It was basically Aang going from "my family has 20% of my time" to "my family has 40% of my time". Still not enough, probably, but Aang could finally go and explore his own culture without feeling guilty about leaving the rest of the world to fend for itself.

#poor dude probably had all kinds of mental issues #also literally everything else about his dadhood has been outstanding #his son gets a high rank in the navy #his lesbian daughter gets to go do her thing #tenzin had it hardest of all the kids #we can also get into the whole part where Aang's whole culture separated parents from their kids #so he wasn't exactly raised with a child-to-biological-parent bond himself #the perils of culture clash...especially with a devoted water tribe mother #you've got a culture that says ''Family is EVERYTHING parents will teach their children for LIFE'' #meeting a culture that says ''Everyone in the world is your family so you have to treat them equally'' #.....gosh that story really needs to be explored more #and they could NOT have delivered it more clumsily #or wrapped it up more frustratingly #''here we are lamenting all our insecurities and inner doubts but LOOK THIS FAMILY PHOTO SHOWS US HAPPY WE MUST HAVE BEEN HAPPY'' #I mean...they were #but it was also poorly executed #legend of korra #tlok #atla #how to tell the casuals from those who take this seriously #''aang was a bad dad'' do you even READ SUBTEXT

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Does any one here remember the "avatar the last airbender/weirdly christian" ass fever dream that was "legend of enyo"?

Please tell me i am not alone this stuff was so weird

#i ramble #look i only had free tv and the shit i have seen #i can only say that the most concerning and uncomfortable movies for children i have ever seen were made in france and good for them #but this was apparently made by germany denmark and australia and i am just sitting here like?!?!? #why #its was #so weird #anyways i am so close to making a post about my childhood shows because im feeling nostalgic #i would love to make it a moot thing #would love to hear about yalls childhood shows #i couldnt watch the same stuff as everyone else so my stuff is a bit weird #never watched spongebob or anything like it as a child

[anotherpapercut]

CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING

#submission #I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs #working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea #one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc #references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show #whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain #I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them #bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing #while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies) #my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out #and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell #so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok? #and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum #and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying #and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs #god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman #and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married #and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

I am blocking on sight anyone that puts any fucking discourse over "moral" fiction or whatever the fuck on my dash. I have blocked 5 people in the last month. I don't care if I've been a mutual with you for years, if you engage in this kinda shit, especially on the side of believing that certain fiction shouldn't be allowed, then you are someone I have no respect for.

Unless someone is actually straight up committing a crime (I.E., posting *actual* photographs or videos of REAL LIFE PEOPLE, not fictional/drawn people, REAL PEOPLE, being harmed/sexually abused) I Do Not Care what other people read or write or watch or make. I Do Not Care. I do not trust anyone else's, especially on the piss on the poor website, to be able to determine if a text is "glorifying" something or if they are just uncomfortable with the subject as a whole. You people all suck at media comprehension and I am just flatly not interested. I keep seeing posts of people making good points and then people ripping them apart in the most bad faith possible. "Someone else's media consumption doesn't hurt you" "yes except for when abuse is portrayed as love, or-" no. shut the fuck up. You Missed The Point. You DO NOT KNOW, and you CAN NOT KNOW, why someone else wrote or created something nor can you know why anyone chose to engage with it. Also, sometimes the fucking point of a story is to portray something bad as good, to serve a narrative purpose. that doesn't mean the author thinks it IS.

I Do Not Care about icky feelings. If you can't tell fiction from reality, that's a you problem. Leave us writers/artists the fuck out of it. And if your knee-jerk reaction to this is "oh, you're just making excuses For The Freaks" you are part of the problem and I also have no respect for you.

FWIW, I am an abuse survivor and I find everyone's moral panic over shitty fanfiction stupid at best and upsetting at worst. You people freak out over fictional bad things happening to fictional people, to the point you waste the resources and time of people that actually hunt down predators by sending them loli fanart? You make me feel like you care about fictional people more than you care about the victims. Also, you'll be fucking fine if you hear about weird art or fic happening. Just don't fucking read it yourself. But knowing it exists won't fucking hurt you. You know what does hurt you? ACTUAL ABUSE. Like the kind so many of the creators you demonize go through, bc like I said before, you can't know why people make the art they make and you certainly can't know whether someone's a victim or not. And people shouldn't HAVE to disclose their victim status for you to make sure you're only attacking the "acceptable" people.

Maybe just don't fucking attack people over some fucking fanfiction or fanart. period. go the fuck outside.

You crave ruthless, vindictive justice more than you crave to help people. You are after the high of feeling good about putting people down, the "right" people.

And I Have No Respect For You.

#discourse #fanfiction #fic discourse #ao3 #ao3 discourse #Hopefully this is the only post I make about it #bc anyone that tries to argue with me is just getitng blocked and their comments removed #I Do Not Care. Make it easier on me so I can make sure I'm only interacting with adults that understand how fiction works #and to be blunt. I understand most of the people writing this shit are teenagers #and god forbid kids younger than that #and to that I say #why the hell are you in this discourse to begin with. stop looking up weird shit on ao3. stop talking to people online that talk to you #about kinky fanfic and fanart. them exposing you to this to rile you up is what's weird. #not people talking about it or doing it but that your online space is encouraging YOU as a child to do so #people should just be intelligent and not share certain shit with children but people are assholes and online is a hellscape #block anyone that constantly exposes you to outrageous fanart or fanfic just to show you how 'terrible' it is #especially if they're an adult! bc they should know better!! you shouldnt be worrying about this shit this young #Carving your own space on the internet goes two ways. Im not saying you can't DISLIKE weird fanfic or fanart. just don't make it everyone #else's problem. block tags #block users #and move on #and if you are over the age of 20 and you feel it is your moral duty to go on a crusade against shitty or dumb fanfic/fanart #maybe consider why that is. and maybe leave kids less than 15 years old the fuck out of it you fucking dipshit #What worries me is literal children contemplating if all the adults around them are fucking pedos. that's the bullshit mindset discourse #addled adults encourage and that's what makes MY blood boil #anyway Ill shut up now. Im just upset at having to block yet another mutual bc they reblogged stupid fic discourse shit

[elysianymph]

i just saw ur bellatrix post and yess to all of that esp the “she was the first disappointment” line like i literally have a post about her in my drafts that says just that bc that’s what she always would be to druella, she was the first one and after her everything went wrong for druella

as always ur brain is simply <3333

ik we talked about walburga sirius and regulus but i think we might've touched on the black sisters and said something along these lines too??? or maybe i'm going crazy idk

but yeah bellatrix was like the omen of what was to come. eldest daughter, first disappointment and — to cygnus' horror — a mini walburga.

bellatrix acted like an heir during her childhood, much like walburga and sirius, but she was criticized for it like her aunt because she was a woman. she doesn't need to act like that, her job is to stay quiet and wait for some older, rich pureblood to ask for her hand in marriage. bellatrix wasn't meant for a life like that and her deteriorating mental state was enough proof of that

#also partially believe druella and cygnus believe andromeda's rebellion was bellatrix's fault #to an extent #bc she showed andromeda she was allowed to rebel #the black family will teach their children to hold their heads high and act better than everyone else bc they ARE #but when it comes to the daughters they're not allowed to exercise those beliefs #bella was just another woman in a long line of women before her who faced the same consequences for believing what her family preached #pureblood society is crazy 💀 #bellatrix black #nymph answers #my barbie tag #my wife tag

[probablyaseamonster]

honestly my favourite thing about skeletondance is that Wander is literally Hater's shoulder angel and Peepers's jealous ass (like fr i have never seen a more jealous male character who wasnt like an ex boyfriend) is essentially his shoulder devil.

My interpretation is that Hater chooses to be evil partly because it's fun and gives him a rush of pride and other red emotions but also because of Peepers's influence. Hater probably WOULD enjoy being good if he (and Peeps) let him(self). I mean you could make a compilation of all the times Peepers had to force Hater to focus on doing evil deeds, and you could argue that that's just because Hater's hate is so strong but I like to think that that is kind of a representation of Hater's morality anyway. Shoulder devil.

Its so funny to me how this man is so determined to not do anything nice because "ew thats gay" that he overcompensates and physically reacts with disgust at any positive vibes like some kinda Megamind feedback-aversion. And we know this isn't just him genuinely not consenting because there's multiple episodes where Hater gets to (or is dragged into) hang(ing) out with Wander and he genuinely enjoys himself and it's almost like letting loose. It's this weird almost fanfic-y enemies-to-lovers thing where- I just realized what it is. Hater is a tsundere.

Lord Hater from Wander Over Yonder is a tsundere.

Idk man I just have so many thoughts about this love triangle and its so funny to me that this show clearly meant for children had this kinda dynamic. Wander Over Yonder has some really... interesting relationships! I'm rambling now but idc because I don't know how to organize these thoughts so y'all are just gonna have to take these! Idek if I'm contributing anything new to the Fandom! Please if anyone has any recs where Hater is just being top exaggerated "ew gross!" While secretly enjoying it i would thank you immensely and also could we be friends?

#Look Hater would 100% fall into that culture of fellas is it gay to X #Prove me wrong! #Hater gives me internalized biphobia or homophobia energy #Sorry if that's a controversial take #His names Literally Hater tho it'd be so good #Tsundere #Biggest tsundere in western children's animation #Lord Hater #Skeleton dance #Wander over Yonder #Woy skeletondance #The villains in this show are so funny #Like it's so black and white but also the characters cross lines all the time #Peepers is a shoulder devil #Wander is a shoulder angel #There's so much else I could ramble about #So sorry everyone whose here for the Hilda #Fuckee up that disney didn't do anything for wanders 10 year anniversary #At this point we can say that savewoy failed right? #Omg this is long #It is literally 3AM maybe that's why I'm writing so chaotically #For me at least #Also I'm on my phone #That's why all the weird capitalization. #um... #That's all I guess! #My brain is wired funny #Well funnier than usual #Might actually go to sleep now... #Wonder how long these tags go

[hamsterwalled]

I absolutely love it when Mob and Reigen just look at the people they're fighting and with their whole chests just go, "you're the biggest loser I've ever met and you're not fucking special" and suddenly the people they're fighting are like, "oh my god you're right I am a loser and I'm not special" and then they're bffs and everything is great

#OBVIOUSLY this is like a gross oversimplification but yk #reigen and everyone in the seventh division #btw can we talk about how reigen pretty much defeated everyone in the seventh division #by just saying that they werent special and that they were being obnoxious toddlers by trying to kill a couple kids #turned their entire worlds upsidedown just by being as brutally honest as possible #“what kind of adult attacks children what's wrong with you? this is so fucking illegal” #“oh my god youre right what are we doing we're just like everyone else. this is so wrong let me go work at a convenience store” #mp100 #Mob and Serizawa #and teru #if i were being serious i would talk about how forgiveness is such a huge thing in this show and how the way it portrays second chances #is just so wonderful and well done but its almost one in the morning and i have school tomorrow and im tired #and im not being serious right now #and mob and dimple #ekubo #idk #i watched the show in english dub first so to ME its dimple but yk #im sure i could think of a million more examples but instead im going to read the rest of the first part of issho and go to bed

[mbat]

begging you if you care about steven universe at all, in a good OR BAD way, to go watch 'hiding in private's videos about steven universe, or if you cant take the mentally taxing ones where he debunks others (seriously, i only watched half of the first one so far but it was actively ruining my whole day because the video he was debunking was so deeply hateful and disgusting) then at least watch 'the case for steven universe - prelude'!

as someone whos been a fan of steven universe since it began, and its actually defined so much of my life (if that wasnt already clear by who i am as a person in general...) it literally is just... a breath of fresh air is a massive understatement. it like ive been surrounded by people all saying one thing for so long that i thought i was the crazy one for being different, but then someone finally starts making sense and i realize i wasnt crazy at all. like everything is covered in fog and someone shines a light right through it.

ive never been good with words, most things dont make sense enough to me for that, but man other people can be so good with words, and this guy is one of them.

seriously, its such a relief.

#steven universe #su #my post #steven universe is one of my favorite things EVER. steven universe future is my favorite show period. #everyones been saying all of the most insane things about a literal childrens franchise for years and its been driving me up the wall #i know people throw this word around a lot and i might be using it wrong too but it feels like ive been collectively gaslit #LIKE I LITERALLY WAS LIKE. AM I THE FUCKING WRONG ONE FOR BEING NORMAL ABOUT THIS SHOW?? #am i the fucking wrong one for not treating this show like its going to collapse western civilization? #no i was never wrong everyone else was just being fucking stupid #AND LISTENING TO THE DUMBEST MFS EVER #nah cause the most popular video shit talking steven universe was written by lily orchard WHO WROTE PEDOPHILIC MLP FANFICTION. #and you cant even say she was a kid. she wouldve been in her early 20s when she wrote that shit. #so no i dont exactly take her opinion with any level of seriousness or respect or anything at all. what a joke.

[sonnburn]

You guys know that you CAN be enthusiastic and celebratory about a show without comparing it to another show, right? Like, you don’t have to criticize a different show to make the one you like look better by comparison.

That’s a thing. You can do. Please.

#you can just NOT compare them at all! #you can love your show completely on its own by itself without comparison! #and you should #do that #you don’t need to cut something else down to prop your thing up #this post is a general statement for comparing things #but right now it’s specifically about Cherry Magic #stop pitting my children against each other #i love them both so much #RIP everyone who can’t but I’m built different

[bibleofficial]

leaving the hospital in the morning & i finally get to go back to wales & i can’t wait i rly can’t - the belgians i’ve met have been wonderful [for the most part] but the rape has me panicking even seeing the roads and the buildings

#diary #literally everyone else was wonderful except for the HOTEL EMPLOYEES THAT REFUSED TO HELP ME FIND MY WAY BACK TO THE HOSTEL & THE GUY THAT #DENIED HAVING A PHONE TO SHOW ME A MAP AFTER THE RAPE #shoutout to school children love yall so much they’re so polite & also the amazing older DJ that was talking to us at the irish pub prior to #us going back to the hostel & me leaving w the tall friendly man - i’ve his number & i told him i was going to text him bc he was going to #host an underground rave at an abbey but couldn’t make it bc i’ve been in the hospital since monday #i’ll come back to ghent sometime - i just need to. get over the trauma lol #i still have his number ! he rolled a j w me - he’s such a saint #i’m just a chatter i love talking to people despite being introverted #i wouldn’t go OUT OF MY WAY TO SPEAK but if they come up to ME i’m WELL OPEN #which he did he’s so sweet & also the old homosexuals i was smoking w & gave me info on the drug culture here bc i was curious & also the #tall belgian that took me to those few bars & we chatted abt belgium and how ghent is changing #i wish i were able to actually continue w the rest of our group for the site visit but honestly it #it just wasn’t going to happen #i can’t even go back to the hostel without shaking and panicking #my darlings kp & omar know everything & everything is ok i love them so much - the group we are w have all been wonderful bar like the 4 #that made their own clique but they’re all boring anyway so they can fuck off lol #THE OTHER 9 ….. STAN #well 7 bc omar & kp i alrdy stan & they know #i’m just telling everyone it was an assault and robbery bc everyone knows something is up bc i walked into the hostel at 9a & nobody knew #where i was bc my phone was dead & i couldn’t tell anyone & also i was probably drugged honestly #i don’t even know my guess is rohypnol #god fuck that guy fuck that guy so much oh my god i swear if i see him again …. bro ur not living im not afraid of european prison in the #fuckin slightest i don’t give a shit

[kakusu-shipping]

Royal Polycule Adventures in Parenting and some general Kid Doodles

#Emile's Arts #Royal Polycule #I dunno man I'm iffy bout these doodles some of them don't look right to me for some reason #to BE FAIR to ME #It's my first time drawing Sonic #I don't know WHEN in my brain Mario adopts Sonic and Tails but it Happens before Rosalina shows up #Mario and Bowser both share the bad habit of Collecting Children #It just happens to them #I dunno what this is man I was in my head think thonkin and then Father's Day happened #and I wanted to draw all the Koopalings and Bowser again for it and then I wanted to draw Mario and all his kids #And I was like 'Well I HAVE to include Peach sense SHE'S Rosalina's mom' #and then I wanted something with Luigi but Luigi doesn't actually HAVE kids with any of his partners #And then for NO reason at all I was like #'What if Luigi is the only one to have kids the Real World Way' #(in the 'Mario' World pregnancy isn't really a THING babies just like. Show up. Stork or otherwise. And someone CHOOSES to take them) #But I mean Daisy IS human and not from this world so TECHNICALLY she can get pregnant right?? right #That's. That's the brain flow I went on for no reason fkdgjkgj #And then I also don't have any kids of my own but I do uncle everyone else's kids mega hard #irl I'm good with kids so that works out for me #I dunno a big Polycule raising a buncha kids together is just very... Comforting to me?? #Polycule anything is very comforting to me I love a polycule sooo much #The Bowser doodle btw is like. 7am he's gotta get the kids up and ready for school he #He' not just super tired from his several children it's just very early #Robot Mario my beloved I am STEALING them from E Gadd actively #I meant to draw the rest of the Gadd Family but eeeeeeh I'm also so eeeeeeeeeeeh about these sketches #I need to post them now or I never will fdkgjkfgj #Aight sorry for the probably kinda weird post?? #It's my blog and I'll post what I want to and all that #Y'all should ask me my Mario World Functionality headcanons some time #I have more thoughts about the physics and science behind it all than you'd expect

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

🥺🥺 reigen telling mob over and over again in the s1 finale that he shouldn't use his powers against people was such a sweet scene, especially when he told mob that it's ok to run away, giving mob the perfect out to transfer his powers to reigen!!!! he doesn't wanna fight he's just a kid 😭😭

#also reigen's 'just some guy' energy while using mob's powers was hilarious #everyone in the show is in an anime but reigen is just a normal dude like 'wtf is up with your shoulder pads weirdo' #and 'bro these are literal children ur fighting what is wrong with you' #and 'world domination? grow up and realize you're just like everyone else and that doesn't have to be a bad thing' #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #anyways i get why reigen is the tumblr sexyman now #he also has saul goodman energy #can talk his way out of everything #naomi watches things tag

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

HEY GUESS WHO WENT TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND LEFT THEIR FUCKING PHONE AT HOME BY ACCIDENT??????

ME

#im ok tho it was super loud and crazy but i made use of all the coping skills ive learned over the years to not get overstimulated #or have a meltdown #it was mostly fun once my brother showed up bc he was like the only person i wanted to hang out with bc everyone else was strangers #or those strangers' children. #... or the parents of my niece who were busy as hell and had no time to just talk anyway