#evie cringe fail compilation

[writtenbyevie]

made this to cope™️

#ocd #pure ocd #actually ocd #ocd rep #ocd memes #mental heath awareness #mental compulsions #rumination #ruminating thoughts #living with ocd #ocdproblems #ocd posting #erp #compulsion #evie cringe fail compilation

[farklelucas]

what do you think the descendants kids all do when theyre alone?

me: *gets a bunch of descendants asks* me: i love this song!!!

jay

walks around with just basketball shorts on, hair up in a bun

plays music REALLY loudly throughout the whole room

eats a whole bag of pizza rolls in one sitting

video games. mostly horror rpgs. (the amount of times this bitch has played mad father….)

text spams carlos bc he’s lonely.

also text spams the group chat bc he’s lonely.

most of his texts consist of memes and random thoughts.

jumps over the banister of a staircase and quietly yell ‘parkour!!!’

tries to rap the entirety of alphabet aerobics.

imagines what he would do in a zombie apocalypse

watches vine compilations

evie

homework tbh

watches makeup tutorials

practices those makeup tutorials on herself

tries to learn how to fishtail braid her own hair (always fails)

sets up her outfit for the next day

skypes dizzy

takes really long showers

tries to teach herself new skills (she’s pretty good at baking, apparently, but… not so much at home-making candles)

shops online

texts mal and is like ‘stop me from shopping online’

mal does not stop her

comes up with new fashion sketches

mal

goes on tumblr and is really edgy about it

watches videos of people dying their hair for the first time

takes a bunch of selfies in different lighting… for the future.

she deletes half of them tho.

visits her past social media posts and cringes

plays sims for 12 hours straight

blasts the feminist icon song ‘take a hint’ from victorious

probably chills in matching bras and panties sets because she can

paints her nails to match her color scheme

puts her phone on silent mode and shuts out everyone she loves

goes on online discussion forms about dragons

carlos

will watch the same netflix series 3 million times

will also watch the same buzzfeed videos 3 million times (spoiler alert he’s watched buzzfeed unsolved at least 2x all the way through)

looks up pictures of dogs

then he texts them to the group chat

dances and sings while no one is watching

wears REALLY oversized sweaters

reads all the lgbt books he can get his hands on

naps probably

plays with dude and takes him on walks

reorganize his bedroom

searches out internet memes like a Facebook Mom

#descendants #brotp: rotten four #carlos de vil.mal bertha #evie grimhilde #jay sultana #anonymous #what kind of woman doesnt have an ask

[writtenbyevie]

what no one tells you about releasing repressed rage is that it apparently lets out all the other emotions too and now I have feelings for someone help

#evie cringe fail compilation #mental heath awareness #ocd posting #ocd #ao3 #mental health memes #ocd memes

[writtenbyevie]

are they a cowboy or do they just have a yeast infection. the world may never know

#i’m sorry I keep posting about this #but I am suffering™️ #monistat you traitor #vaginal health #cowboy #reproductive care #yeast infections #memes #evie cringe fail compilation

[writtenbyevie]

I just had a fanfic style feelings realization I didn’t realize this shit could happen in real life holy fuck

#this is unfortunately about a man #and my apparent love for him #evie cringe fail compilation #ao3 #fanfic in real life #ao3 fanfic #feelings #writeblogging

[writtenbyevie]

just had a customer tell me I look like I have hollow bones so he’s either a serial killer or a bird enthusiast either way I am afraid

#ah custies #birds? #evie’s jeevies #retail memes #text post #evie cringe fail compilation

[writtenbyevie]

is your job really your job if you haven’t cried in the back room

#dad’s back in the hospital folks #evie cringe fail compilation #being in your 20s #work culture #memes to cope #mental health memes #evie’s jeevies

[writtenbyevie]

don’t you love it when your hypermobility condition gives you vaginal prolapse 🤪

#no I will not stop talking about this #this is how I cope #(i am fine) #evie cringe fail compilation #vaginal health #tw afab anatomy #hypermobility #hypermobile problems #ehlers danlos awareness #ehlers danlos syndrome #hypermobile ehlers danlos #memes #memes to cope

[writtenbyevie]

did you know your vagina can fall out of your body? cuz guess what I just learned today the hard way

#it wasn’t a yeast infection #new hypermobile level unlocked #evie cringe fail compilation #hypermobility #i’m fine #oversharing #vaginal health #evie’s jeevies #sex education #biology #funny shit #memes #humor #cw female anatomy

[writtenbyevie]

bought my halloween costume :)

#halloween #spooktober #biblically accurate angel #spooky season #evie cringe fail compilation

[writtenbyevie]

guys he wants me to meet his friends what does this mean send help

#what’s it mean when your fuck buddy asks you to come to his friend’s birthday party #is this fanfic in real life? #evie cringe fail compilation

[writtenbyevie]

the yeast infection has joined forces with my PCOS and IBS, truly amazing what can be accomplished when we work together

#send help #evie cringe fail compilation #ibs meme #pcosproblems #yeast infections #vaginal health #ibs flare #evie’s jeevies

[writtenbyevie]

they should call it a yeesh infection not a yeast infection cuz this yeast got me yeeshing all over the place

#I am in pain #evie cringe fail compilation #yeast infections

[writtenbyevie]

coming to terms with my mortality (i am struggling to touch my toes)

#my joints like to go snap crackle pop #I am a snack but but a what cost #evie cringe fail compilation #joke post #or is it #humor #mid twenties

[writtenbyevie]

purple prose? I only know violaceous verse (I am killed by a falling thesaurus)

#listen I use way too much purple prose #but I love it #so this is a self burn #adverb advocate #evie cringe fail compilation #writeblogging #writeblr #writers be like #writers on tumblr #writers #ao3 #ao3 fanfic