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xno-chill-memesx · 4 months
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stra-tek · 1 year
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Me starting a new job, trying to impress everyone
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Me 5 years and one mental breakdown later, knowing they can't fire me because no-one else here knows what the fuck they're doing
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cashiercomplaints · 1 year
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kissoflightning · 4 months
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guiltyidealist · 2 years
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I made this 💀💀💀
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justsomepeter · 2 months
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Thrawn: All beings begin their lives with hopes and aspirations. Among these aspirations is the desire that there will be a straight path to those goals. It is seldom so. Perhaps never. Sometimes the turns are of one’s own volition, as one’s thoughts and goals change over time. But more often the turns are mandated by outside forces.
Customer: can I use the fucking coupon or not?
Thrawn: it expired nearly two years ago; what is your conclusion?
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PSA
As someone who works in retail (at the tills in specific), I believe there should be such a thing as "supermarket etiquette" that everyone should follow.
I am BEGGING you, PLEASE put a divider in between your shopping and the shopping of the person behind you. I cannot count how many times I have scanned someone else's shopping and apologised for it when in reality it's cause the customers haven't put dividers down. No, it doesn't matter that your shopping is a distance away from the customer I'm currently serving, put a divider between them ya lazy bastard.
Please don't hold your discount card in my face just milliseconds after I served the customer in front of you. Yes, I will scan your discount card but PLEASE BE PATIENT !
For the love of all things that are holy, PLEASE don't ask a cashier if it's their first day if they seem flustered or don't know how to do something. You may mean well but it's really fucking rude and disrespectful, and recently it's been driving me up the walls. No, I've been working here for four months. If it was my first day I would warn you beforehand. Seriously who raised you to think that's appropriate to say to someone?
And I may be being a bit nitpicky here but if a cashier is about to go on their break/clock out for the day, please please please go to a different till, they will serve you.
I might do a part 2 if I think of any more
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abstractredd · 9 months
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yknow, one of the sad things retail has shown me is that the average middle aged/older person has no manners. when i say to customers at work "what can i do for you?" i get "i need" or "i want" or even straight up "give me". theres rarely any "may i" and god forbid they say please. its not hard to look a person in the eyes, say "can i please get ___" instead of barely acknowledging me and barking demands at me like i'm a robot. it's disrespectful. and it's really sad that the generations that taught us manners growing up seem to have forgotten theirs entirely.
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liltouchoftism · 24 days
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looking for mutuals !!
i'm 20, he/they, bi, with a lovely gf
i work retail and like to travel and sometimes play video games, i'm a concert enthusiast and try to go out to a gig like once a month
i'm a writer and i dabble in photography too
favorite music includes waterparks, sleeping with sirens, alec benjamin, loveless, bring me the horizon, avatar, black veil brides, pollyanna, yungblud, yung gravy, ashnikko, and many many more i'm just tired
not a big tv watcher but i frequently rewatch supernatural, the walking dead, 2 broke girls, and anything from nickelodeon that i can pirate bc fuck dan schneider 🫶
i play mostly fortnite and dead by daylight
pls interact w me
be my friend
tw tho i'm a depressed mf ✌️
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mattsmemes · 9 months
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parker-likes-tea · 4 months
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christmastime retail memes <3
the tea shop made the most profit we ever have yesterday. hahahahahhahahaha.
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one 5 hour shift left and then I get a week. cmon. at least people have been tipping like fucking crazy.
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thedialup · 1 year
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me, asking a customer about their day:
the 4 year old with them:
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jennytmiss · 5 months
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Working in retail during the holidays be like
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unicornqueensblog · 2 years
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thecandyispoisoned · 1 year
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I need this dear lord
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