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The Sixth Doctor: In all my travelling throughout the universe, I have battled against evil, against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here. The oldest civilisation: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core. Power-mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen - they're still in the nursery compared to us. Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt.
The Cashier: sir, this is a Wendy's.
The Sixth Doctor: and just where is she, hmm? Where is the person behind the name? Where! Is! Wendy?
Peri: Doctor, please just let it go.
The Doctor: I refuse to let Wendy get away with this outrage any longer! I will not let her hide behind this veneer of customer service, Peri. If Wendy is willing to lie about the number of "hundreds and thousands" on their ice cream, as they so blatantly have done, then what other atrocities are they hiding?
#meme#shitpost#doctor who memes#incorrect doctor who quotes#doctor who#Doctor Who quotes#sixth doctor#perpugilliam brown#peri#retail meme#retail
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Working retail has given me some odd pet peeves.
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When you have to pull the most awful stacked pallets in retail
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
#meme#christmas#Christmas music#paul mccartney#the beatles#beatles#dark humor#retail#fast food#work#job#seasonal#seasonal worker#funny#lol#yes i am using a lot of tags because i want everyone to see this and laugh with me#welcome to the comedy of hate
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“Your total is $19.37.”
source: i work in retail trust me lol
#retail#retail meme#retail memes#allignment chart#alignment chart meme#shitpost#people who pay with hundred dollar bills to break them i will break you#you will be hunted for sport in the candy ailse#meme
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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.
Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.
Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.
Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?
Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.
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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.
#black friday is coming#hug a retail worker#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur’s gate iii#baldurs gate 3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 rolan#rolan#rolan bg3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate spoilers#the dark urge spoilers#the dark urge#bg3 durge#durge bg3#bg3 funny#bg3 memes#bg3 headcanons#bg3 fanfiction#dark urge headcanons#dark urge#dark urge origin#bg3 incorrect quotes
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Happy Fox Day 10/10
Basic translation: “Fuck this job, I’m fucking fed up with this shit, go to hell, and shove it up your ass…. See you tomorrow.”
#chiligerart#animatic#commander fox#happy fox day#corrie guard#coruscant guard#sergeant hound#commander thorn#grizzer#massiff#I’ve had this audio saved for weeks#he has huge tired retail worker energy#spanish#meme
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Thrawn: All beings begin their lives with hopes and aspirations. Among these aspirations is the desire that there will be a straight path to those goals. It is seldom so. Perhaps never. Sometimes the turns are of one’s own volition, as one’s thoughts and goals change over time. But more often the turns are mandated by outside forces.
Customer: can I use the fucking coupon or not?
Thrawn: it expired nearly two years ago; what is your conclusion?
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#memes#savage memes#lol#memesdaily#meme#dank memes#savage#funny memes#funny#omg#best memes#no chill memes#no chill#relatable memes#relatable#it be like that sometimes#why is this me#retail memes#retail#customer service#comedy#hilarious#pokemon memes#pokemon#mood af#mood
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Having to work <<<<< getting kidnapped so you can't work
#retail Worker reader#retail Worker au#retail Worker y/n#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere meme#yandere x darling
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Me starting a new job, trying to impress everyone
Me 5 years and one mental breakdown later, knowing they can't fire me because no-one else here knows what the fuck they're doing
#star trek#star trek discovery#spock#strange new worlds#snw spock#disco spock#short treks#star trek meme#retail memes
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