#ex wife tag >:(

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[sandovartez]

I just think he probably has a lot of love to give!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #im not tagging everyone but they're here #tf2 fanart #context for the medic one thats medics beard ex wife

[juniperhillpatient]

hate it when there’s already enough characters & they bring in a new one to take up all the attention from the already interesting characters. like ok. no one asked

#I usually end up warming up but I do seem to often hafe new characters #I hate Harry’s ex wife fr she’s so annoying like omg who caress #how many love interests does Harry need #like he has enough. this is too many. what was the point of her showing up. go away & stop causing drama there’s enough going on #with the alien plot & all the other love & family drama among the characters #this just feels so pointless. what’s the point of her #I’m watching resident alien btw #sorry I’ve been silent so far I’ve just been casually liking it #my toxic trait is I only comment on stuff I don’t like lol #tv tag #resident alien

[mugentakeda]

that fucking nephew that i hate (based on this)

#hope you all enjoy dumb little teenage ozai with his shitty bob or whatever #original character #<- i really need to just make tags for my oc. #her name is fuhua. shes irohs ex wife and lu tens mom. Btw. #atla #alicias art

[lvnesart]

Worlds messiest divorce + sugar mommy/baby relationship

#oc tag #original character #lesbian cowboys my beloved #context: yamira and valentine are ex wives and lilith is the hired companion valentine has arund to teach her how to seduce her ex wife #lilith is also in love with valentine so you can inagine how she feels #yadira #valentine #lilith

[drenched-in-sunlight]

(first meeting on earth. they are in their mid-20s)

Flatwell who was in disguise for a mission,

O'Keeffe who could tell those tits are a lie yet somehow never suspect for one second that's just some guy 🤷‍♂️

#v.iii o'keeffe #middle flatwell #whenever ppl ask about his “ex-wife o’keeffe pulled out that pic where Flatwell is in his disguise #idk he’s just good at disguise and makeup #so no one makes the connection that the hot babe o’keeffe is so hung up about is the resistance leader shooting at them every other day #this is so silly and delusional so I’m not gonna clog the official tag with it #albi’s art #621: is this ur parents? #Rusty: what no that’s o’keeffe and flatwell when they still worked as a spy duo #621:…. have you looked in the mirror #rusty’s divorced spy dads

[papertowness]

funniest things shows do is randomly talk about how characters are sex gods . it adds nothing to the plot but my god can he Fuck

#heavy sigh #Dreading putting in the tags who i’m talking about but then again you house fans already know the answer #james wilson #looks around who said that #his ex wife talking about it had me watching the scene like 😀 pause . #this is also about greys anatomy and jane the virgin off the top of my head #house #house md #houseposting #greys anatomy #jane the virgin #jtv #lgbtq #lgbt

[foundfamilyadoptionagency]

#stolas #helluva boss #also asked to tag: #owlman #Stolitz #Goetia #Ars Goetia #Save him from soon to be ex wife #was an arranged marriage to produce an heir #adoption poll #no image submitted #tags submitted

[murderoushagthesequel]

happy new years!

thank you to each and every one of you for making this year special :) i know this account has died down quite a lot over the past few months but i honestly treasure every moment it's brought me

i've met so many amazing people, some of the best friends i've ever had and the love of my life, i've grown as a person and become more comfortable in my art and my writing, and i've been able to connect with myself better

this is not me saying goodbye by any means i'm just reflecting and so grateful for the impact tumblr has had on my 2023

reading and writing fanfiction, making fanart, engaging in the tumblr marauders fandom, and branching out improved my year and helped me through some really tough times so thank you :)

thank you for helping me make this a year i've enjoyed looking back on

i love you all!!

see you soon,

hag <3

a few people who (knowingly or not) made my year: @where-is-vivian @effiepotterisamilf @malakiwis @definitelynotttheo @not-rab @lostforgottenspaces @risetherivermoon @mo0n-water @calamitoustide @withtheoldstars @idkkkjustgay @vini213 @aroacelilyevans @artbyace @olivers-cocoapuffs @apricusapollo @floralembarrassment @ye-olde-trojan-horse @bellathethirstybitch @greenvlvetcouch @nothing-like-a-mad-woman @itsm3m00n @underburningstars @casstration @oesker @deadly-moonlit-embarrassment

#happy new year #new year #2024 #love letters from hag #new tag ig :) #me being sappy #who could've guessed #vivian tag!! #drac's corner! #this tag is theoretical #kairannosaurus rex tag #ex ex ex wife tag >:( #slipped on a SOCK #lemon pie #vini fan club #so much to look back on #from my first fic (do you wanna build a snowman) #to sexy lamp day #to my first posted smut #to jellies #to the strawberry ice cream wars #to the mysterious hag plan #and beyond

[augustonly]

spn heaven is probably so funny. john and mary are divorced because the angels aren't forcing them to like each other anymore. sam and dean don't even notice because they refuse to stop making out. every female love interest that's ever existed on the show stays for like 5 minutes and then immediately leaves. or sleeps with john.

#spn heaven #samdean #wincest #and john sleeping with his sons ex girlfriends because his wife remembered she doesnt like him and his kids are too busy boning #but idk how to tag that #august shut up

[murdermitties]

Goldenflower

#goldenflower #thunderclan #warrior cats #wc #warriors designs #warrior cats designs #i think she should be allowed to punch some people #namely her ex husband #i fully believe this woman is a powerhouse #she just chooses to be a house wife instead #also a very self-indulgent hc shes aroflux #btw for tag readers that care-> #been busy and very tired lately which is why design are coming out show rn

[c-o-z-m-o]

Google.com how do I beat the absolute living shit out of my friend's fuckass dad

#HE FUCKING SUCKS. NOT JUST IN MY OPINIPN BUT LIKE MY FRIEND AGREES TOO #hes been kicked out of bars + is bankrupt + has a history of verbally abusing his ex wife + ex girlfriends #AND HE WAS MY MOMS BOYFRIEND FROM 2020-2022 JESUS CHRIST DUDE.... #sorry for the rant we hate this man #we hate him so much jesus christ #original posts #ask to tag #and also sorry if this is sharing too much /gen WE JUST HATE HIM. RIGHT WHEN WE THINK HE CANT GET ANY WORSE HE DOES

[casketvamps]

so..... he used ramona's subspace highway to watch them have sex, right? okay,, why are you as a man entering your ex-girlfriend's head to get her pov of her fucking her new boyfriend? i can't stand this little gay whore

#sure i'll tag this one #gideon graves #gideon gordon graves #YOUR HONOR HE'S GAY PLEASE BELIEVE ME #i know he fucks men. he maybe even likes them #mr. graves simply quit obsessing over your exes and come get with a real man like me. come be my wife

[baconpncakes]

Estrogen could have saved her

#who said that #anyway like i mentioned in a previous post i would love to see dr. cox as the same exact character #borderline alcoholic and a hardass mentor and doesn't want to be your father figure and falling back in love with the ex wife #but as a woman #let's talk about that #do i dare even tag this? #whatever #scrubs #perry cox #scrubs tv show

[everybodyknows-everybodydies]

“So this is your College,” she says, without turning around. They haven’t spoken in—well, long enough to forget just how solid his presence feels, but not so long that she doesn’t recognize his step. He still stomps like a mammoth and drags his feet. Worse in the snow, always.

He comes to stand beside her, a professional distance from his shoulder to hers. “Impressed?”

It’s certainly meant to be impressive, at least—the stonework polished, gleaming; the towers academically tall. He’s had banners put up in too many places with a symbol she doesn’t doubt he designed himself. Waste of runework to shield that much delicate embroidery from the elements; they’ll be moved indoors well before Frostfall, she thinks to herself. “I noticed the statue.” He preens, the way his chest puffs out visible out the corner of her eye. Twitching a smirk, she says, “Funny you didn’t have it made of yourself, though.”

“Of course it’s—”

“Fellow they got to do it instead is obviously much too handsome.”

He splutters, tugs in irritation on one thick braid of his moustache. “You don’t have anything meaningful to say?”

“Hm.” She feigns deep contemplation. “What did you leave out of this one?”

“I didn’t leave anything out. If you’re here just to insult me, Ulfsild—”

“Someone’s got to remind you that you’re only a man while you’re signing your byline in titles, Archmage,” she says, light as the flakes freezing on her eyelashes. She breathes slow into her palms, curls the warmer air around her face to melt them again. Her fingers twinge. “And no one else seems particularly keen on doing the job. Kitchen?”

“It’s got a kitchen. You don’t like the title?”

“Makes you sound like a pompous ass, which is accurate, but I hadn’t thought you wanted everyone to know. Living quarters?”

“Don’t patronize me.”

“Library?” When he doesn’t answer, she barks a laugh, incredulous, and turns to look at him at last. He’s staring very pointedly at the central building and not at her. “Did you not put a goddamned library in your school, Shal?”

“There are plenty of shelves. Why would anyone borrow a book when they can just keep it for future reference—”

“You are going to kill me,” she says cheerfully. “I’ll laugh myself to death one day when you forget something important in your grand old quest to pluck down the stars. Watch, you’ll go to show off how easily you stride from here to Hammerfell in a single step, ready to revolutionize magical travel, and you’ll leave behind your own head because you didn’t think to cast down instead of up.”

“At least I’d have done it. More than some can say.” He’s silent for a moment, snow dusting his beard. If she didn’t know better, she’d think he’d oiled it just recently. He never did it this early in the week, though.

But. Well. Routines change just as well as people do, she supposes. She spells off the ache in her knuckles—comes back quicker than she’d like, these days—and shakes out her hands. Folds her arms and studies him. She needs to see his face for this part. “I read your piece on integrating runework during construction.”

He has the audacity to not so much as twitch a greying whisker at this. “Found it riveting enough to come discuss in person, did you? Nostalgic for old times?”

“I want my notes back.”

“You took,” he says evenly, “all your things already. Thirty years ago, you’ll recall.”

“You just happened, then, to remember exactly how I explicated the energy renewal process in layered stone—”

“Evidently, yes. Believe it or not, Ulfie, you do leave an impression.” His voice is dry. He flicks her an amused look, crosses his arms in perfect mirror of hers. “I’ll make a footnote in the reprint if it’s rankled you so much.”

“Footnote! You used my diagrams, Shal. From—” She shifts her jaw, finding it tight. She still spits sparks when she says the name, and the familiar static tingle in her teeth feels a warning. Instead, she takes a breath. “At least spell indeko right, you old fool. There’s no c.”

“What? Yes there is.”

“There’s not.”

“I’m not having this argument again.” He starts for the iron gate. “Come inside if you’re done and we can talk about anything else.”

She puts out a hand. He stops abruptly at the lock of the gate yanking into place with a horrible metal sound. “That’ll rust if you aren’t careful,” she says with a nod. “You really don’t ever learn, do you?”

He tips his head back, staring bleakly at the sky. “Let go of the gate.”

“Give me—whatever you kept. I told you I don’t want you using my notes. You put it at the wrong stage anyway, and I hope it was only in the paper and not in the construction here—though if you’re just going to give this one away to the first devil to dangle a promise in your face then maybe it doesn’t matter so much whether it stands or falls—”

“Let go of the gate,” he turns; “you’re going to break something.”

“Like you can’t put it together again,” she snaps.

“You know what I meant.”

Her hands are shaking. She doesn’t let go. “Swallow all the stars you want, Shalidor, but don’t pretend you’re here with the rest of us on the ground.”

“You don’t have to be on the ground. If you weren’t so damn myopic—” He cuts himself off, lifts a hand to sever her grip with a twist of his middle finger and his thumb, leaves her hands burning and claw-curled, rigid. The way he’s looking at her has her swallowing sparks again, running her tongue over her teeth. “Come inside. Stay here and do something great instead of theorizing yourself to death. Or at least let someone look at your hands. Is it worse?”

She huffs out a breath at a spasm in her palm. Stands up straighter. “You know we can’t work together.”

“You don’t even want to try?”

“No, Shal.” Shaking out her hands and tucking them into her sleeves, she closes her eyes for a moment. “I hope this one works out, I do. You don’t need me for that.”

He laughs. “No, I suppose you wouldn’t think so.” Gesturing to the gate, he says, “You’re welcome to search my rooms if you like. You won’t find anything in your hand, though, I promise.”

She doesn’t put much stock in his promises. Exhaustion presses at her shoulders: too much, again. She ought to go. Come back when she’s not dragging threads of magicka, fraying at every edge. But that would give him time to rearrange, so she shifts her jaw instead, makes her voice light. “Haven’t even seen the grounds and you’re inviting me up to your rooms.”

His eyebrows lift. “If you like.”

“Is the tall strapping statue model up there?” His face contorts—and despite herself, she feels her mouth pull into a grin.

#writing tag #Ulfsild #pops a bottle of champagne but it's actually just apple juice. WIZARD DIVORCE #not *necessarily* canonical but I liked exploring the dynamic here so. hands it to you #many many many years from now Kharish is in the courtyard staring at the statue like 'PLEASE explain about your ex-wife.' #she comes inside and tells Urag that didn't work bc the only thing that happened was she got the distinct impression the statue is wrong??

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

ok ok for the ask game, if i may: woodbell, whatever the hell the shipname was for kaisa/abigail, bk/anders and uh. i think you've made your stance on raven scientist clear but i wanna throw that in as well to balance out the insanity

You absolutely may, ma’am

#I’m not sure if woodbell doesn’t make sense or if I just haven’t written about it yet VSJSHSJ #once I get on the docs my brain starts Working. or becoming delusional tbh #I’m not sure I know the difference #kaisagail on the ‘compels me’ square bc of the drama potential #and absent tower (I do not know what else to call them) isn’t completely lowered to ‘doesn’t compel me’ #because I think it’s HILARIOUS #either completely one sided or with BK going for it out of sheer desperation and kinda regretting it works for me #I like the idea of Ed and Johanna sharing a shitty ex #wife answers asks #I’m not even gonna attempt to tag them